Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Just the tip




Allstate

That safe driving bonus sounds awesome.  I saw the commercial where it says twice a year you get a safe driving bonus.  Then I saw the check.  FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS????  You actually put that in the goddman commercial?  A FIVE FUCKING DOLLAR check is your safe driving reward??   Seriously, watch the commercial, the check is for FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS.  You spent millions of dollars on a commercial that tries to sell me insurance based on the idea that if I don't wreck you'll give me $10 every year??  Really?  Fuck you Allstate.  I don't care if you have President Cerrano as your spokesman your $5 check is not going to sway me.  Geico will save me 15%; my insurance is more than $66 a year so that 15% is looking a lot better.  Get me that fucking lizard.  TWSS


NCAA - Random

Just pay the kids already.  Fuck it, take away all the scholarships and make the kids pay their own tuition.  Give teams salary caps to keep the field "even."   Star player gets paid $150K but he has to pay his own tuition and room and board.  Shitty players get enough to pay tuition and room and board.  Don't like what tOSU will pay you, go to Akron, maybe they'll pay you more.  Tuition might be cheaper too.  This would actually help the school in academic money.  They'd get another 50 or so kids paying full tuition which is much more than it actually costs to educate a student.  Full tuition is what the super rich pay to subsidize the poor kids who get financial aid.


NFL

The NFL or I guess the people who broadcast the games need to add a "would have been good from" stat on all field goals.  The technology exists, it is pretty much the same shit they do to measure how far a HR would have gone in baseball.  Just use that and make sure it stays between the uprights and let me know.  It'd be cool to see some dude crush a 55 yarder and have it say "would have been good from 69"  or someone squeeze a 43 yarder in and have it say "would have been good from 44."



NCAA  - Tem's top 5

1 - Oregon
2 - Clemson
3 - Alabama
4 - tOSU
5 - Georgia


WVU

Told you they sucked


Pirates

OK they might make the playoffs


tOSU

There is not QB controversy.  Stop it media.  Guiton looked good enough for someone to spend a 7th round pick on him though.  It was pretty much the best possible thing for him.  He got to carve up some terrible defenses and now he will be "possibly the next Tom Brady" in the upcoming draft.  He'll be a 6th or 7th round pick and could turn into something special.  He won't, but that's what the talking heads will be saying.




> EA

Lauren Gardner

 Blue and Keith might know this chick.  She was an ex Denver Bronco cheerleader and does sports stuff out west.  I can't remember who hates redheads, but too bad, this one is hot.  Don't care if it is real or not.  Well the color, I bet the hair is real and not a wig.  She's on twitter.  I might join.


102 comments:

tem said...

great start.

Aitch said...

I love gingers

BLUE said...

lots of ex bronco cheerleaders being on TV now

BLUE said...

this is the dumbest thing ever

tem said...

it is pretty dumb

tem said...

i'm sure people will tune in just to see jerseys with nicknames on them instead of real names.

especially casual fans.

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Hail To The Victors said...

We're still kids, playing a kids' game. Even though we're now men playing a kids' game, we still remember where we come from. Everybody had a nickname, and it's a way to let the fans in a little bit more.

-- Heat's Ray Allen



So you're kids, but you're men. Got it.

BLUE said...

Keyshawn first one eliminated on dancing with the stars...hilarity

tem said...

i like that they made fun of him on sunday countown or whatever the show is and told him they'd see him in three weeks.

BLUE said...

bullies

just because a guy has dancing in his heart doesn't make him any less of a man

tem said...

i think they were more making fun of him because they knew he'd suck at it.

they don't make fun of chris carter and he won or something.

of course chris carter seems like a dick so maybe they hate him or maybe they know he'll strangle a dude.

The Meiz said...

Okay, that chick is smoking. I still love Erin though.

The Meiz said...

"this is the dumbest thing ever"

Agree to disagree. I think it could be awesome and hilarious.

Hail To The Victors said...

tem
Your name/pic is I ♥ Johnny Football

Hail To The Victors said...

The average college student graduates with $26,000 in debt.

BLUE said...

"I think it could be awesome and hilarious."

like "he hate me"

Hail To The Victors said...

wall

tem said...

"I think it could be awesome and hilarious"

for the bench players maybe.

but seeing King James or KG or The Truth on jerseys is not hilarious.

tem said...

how do i make a heart symbol in my name?

The Meiz said...

alt+3

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

test

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

yay. thanks

The Meiz said...

"but seeing King James or KG or The Truth on jerseys is not hilarious."


So what?

Hail To The Victors said...

how do i make a heart symbol in my name?



The other way is cnp the text

Hail To The Victors said...

I think that workt* before

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

So it's dumb which is the original comment. Try to keep up.

Hail To The Victors said...

Nate Burleson story is kinda funny

The Meiz said...

You're dumb.

Hail To The Victors said...

Rashad Johnson injury porn

Hail To The Victors said...

It's really not that bad. Just a little blood

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

back to back heismans!

archie and johnny will have 2 parking spots at the heisman mansion.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

how the fuck does that finger injury even happen?

BLUE said...

get it stuck in a facemask?

BLUE said...

he probably doesn't drink enough milk, weak finger bones

Hail To The Victors said...

how the fuck does that finger injury even happen?



Was wondering that, too. Looking at the vidyo*, you can't really tell. You just see his hand hit the ground. Doesn't look like it got stepped on

BLUE said...

wizardry

BLUE said...

he probably broke it earlier in the game. Then detached it later

BLUE said...

I know what meiz's next picture is going to be

Hail To The Victors said...

just the tip

Hail To The Victors said...

see how it feels

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

indeed just the tip

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

boat* a treadclimber today

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

well it arrived today. i boat* it last week.

Hail To The Victors said...

Nice. Treadclimber today. Space filler in 2 months.

BLUE said...

why are you climbing treads?

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

seemed like a good idea.


aka cmtem wanted it.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

hopefully it will get used.

probably about a 15% chance that it gets used regularly.

The Meiz said...

The Astros managed a 0.0 TV rating on this past Sunday

Hail To The Victors said...

don't you have stairs at your house?

The Meiz said...

Prime rib just arrived

BLUE said...

we thought about buying a treadmill for the basement, but then I realized we have a large enough closet for our clothes to hang on already

Hail To The Victors said...

Hopefully the A-1 isn't far behind

/mize

Hail To The Victors said...

we thought about buying a treadmill for the basement, but then I realized we have a large enough closet for our clothes to hang on already



heyoooooooo

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

yeah but the stairs are carpeted and if we used them to excercise we'd wear out the carpet.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

also there isn't a tv sitting right next to the stairs like the treadclimber has.

Hail To The Victors said...

yeah but the stairs are carpeted and if we used them to excercise we'd wear out the carpet.



you're welcome

Hail To The Victors said...

also there isn't a tv sitting right next to the stairs like the treadclimber has.




white people problems

Hail To The Victors said...

Use the no TV excuse as motivation. The sooner you get done with your stair workout, the sooner you can get back to sitting on the couch and watching TV whilst gorging on SPK

Hail To The Victors said...

yes I realize you already boat* the climber. I'm just talking to talk now

BLUE said...

i'm still thinking about a treadmill.

the key is "thinking"

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

i don't know how to get done with the stair workout sooner.

i don't go up X number of stairs and then call it quits. you do the stair thing for 30 minutes or whatever.

BLUE said...

so go up and down your stairs for 30 minutes

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

we have a treadmill too. it was cmtem's from like 10 years ago. it is old but still works....well i assume it does. it works as a dust collector now for sure.

BLUE said...

put the kid in the baby bjorn and carry her along too

extra weight will help

Hail To The Victors said...

I know that if we got a stair climber that it would get used 3 times and then sit for 4 years until we donated it to Goodwill.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

"so go up and down your stairs for 30 minutes"

my comment was in response to the use no tv as motivation to get back to watching tv sooner.

i can't get back sooner because meiz broke his time masheen.

BLUE said...

he wouldn't let you use it anyway

Hail To The Victors said...

my comment was in response to the use no tv as motivation to get back to watching tv sooner.



Don't use the clock on the stairs. Just make like 100 trips up and down the stairs.

Hail To The Victors said...

mize didn't break the time masheen. He sold it.

BLUE said...

you shouldn't be using the treadclimber, you should be washing and diapering your kid

way to leave your parenting duties out the window

Hail To The Victors said...

good point, azul

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

maybe i do both?

treadclimber for legs, wash and diaper with arms/hands.

Hail To The Victors said...

wall

BLUE said...

"Baltimore is one of three defenses to not allow a passing touchdown in the past two weeks."

but they gave up 7 in week 1

The Meiz said...

Which reminds me. I need to dump the Vikings defense.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

Word up

The Meiz said...

Vikings are vs Pittsburgh this week. Not dumping them now.

The Meiz said...

Unless I find a diamond in the rough tonight.

Hail To The Victors said...

They're playing in jolly old England

Hail To The Victors said...

I'm gonna try and pick up the Colts D

The Meiz said...

Shit. Might have to jump back on the dump the Vikings D train.

BLUE said...

you're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels

The Meiz said...

Ku Klux Cooper is the only undefeated team in the league

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Detroit Lions receiver Nate Burleson was involved in a one-car accident overnight and sustained a broken arm. Burleson will undergo surgery today, and his season appears to be in jeopardy.

Detroit Free Press is reporting that Burleson's accident occurred because a pizza fell off his front seat around 2:25 a.m., which led to the receiver breaking his arm in two places."

hilarity

Hail To The Victors said...

spiffast

The Meiz said...

El Spiffdrino

BLUE said...

spiff

Hail To The Victors said...

Jacoby Jones knows how to party

BLUE said...

he likes to listen to music while watching TV?

The Meiz said...

Yes! Tamika is talking about quitting.

Hail To The Victors said...

he likes to listen to music while watching TV?




He likes to climb stairs whilst watching TV

BLUE said...

"Yes! Tamika is talking about quitting"

sounds like someone else I know

The Meiz said...

BURN

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

Who quit?

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

Ku klux cooper is a good team name

Hail To The Victors said...

Zeke

The Meiz said...

Tyler is a crazy cat lady

The Meiz said...

Official ruling: Erin Andrews >>> Lauren Gardner

The Meiz said...

I think I might have a thing for the fucked up noses. Chick at work has a nose she's super self-conscious about, and I think she's pretty as all get out.

El Padrino said...

Erin is #1

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

To each their own.

But you are totally wrong.

BLUE said...

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