Monday, September 09, 2013

Footyball Was Awesome

Started with this:

Ended with this:

and everything in between. That Reggie 77 yarder was beautiful.

Gonna enjoy it before RGIII blows his knee out and/or Chip Kelly trolls the Skins tonight.

P.S. THANK YOU DAVID WILSON, helped me big in my 100$ league, just gotta hold off a huge Garcon game. Also, unrelated, likely gonna win in my work 20$ league matchup even though I am up against pey pey. Everyone give their fantasy status, go

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Aitch said...

I got trounced in my money league. We've had this league going for 7 years and the dude I'm playing scored the most points in league history.

Aitch said...

And he didn't even have Peyton.

Aitch said...

EP, I just drove Allan Houston.

ToddPacker said...

I met Houston once at a UF/Tenn basketball game in Knoxville. seemed like a good guy. did he tip well?

ToddPacker said...

Miami game was brutal. had a feeling UF was in for a L. good thing canes fans are gracious hosts (biggest fucking S evAr)

ToddPacker said...

no fantasy football for me this year... felt weird not checking scores yesterday

tem said...

Crushed in one league. Won my free league. I have five players tonight in my other money league. I am behind by like 90 points but I have RG3, mccoy, hou kicker, a johnson and garcon.

Aitch said...

"I met Houston once at a UF/Tenn basketball game in Knoxville. seemed like a good guy. did he tip well?"

Yea he was friendly. Didn't say much as it was 5:30 in the morning, though. The job had a built in $50 tip and he threw me another $20 in cash, which was cool.

Jugdish said...

I'm in 3 $$ leagues...won 1, lost 1, and down by 2 with ryan mathews going tonight. the other guy doesn't have anyone left. in that league its a point for every 20 yards rushing/receiving.

BLUE said...

i'm down 70 with Vick, Shady, and Fettucine Alfredo Morris tonight.

he still has Fred Davis and SD defense

i'm pretty much fucked

BLUE said...

on a counter note, i'm in first place in the LOV picke'm

whooohoo

Jugdish said...

im also still alive in that $$ suicide pool. 140 went out yesterday, 190 still alive

BLUE said...

I would have had a ton of guys die in my suicide pool had the pats lost.

fucking amendola

Jugdish said...

I would have had a ton of guys die in my suicide pool had the pats lost.



i have two entries in that pool...took the pats in one and indy in the other.

Jugdish said...

tried to record the bears game, but the recording didn't take.

it was nice to hear they didn't give up a sack against a good D.

BLUE said...

yeah, the bengals got no sac

Jugdish said...

Lp...Giants thoughts?

Jugdish said...

::BITCHSCREAM::

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

lp probably offed himself.


lp is apple still a buy?

Sabo-metrics said...

Samuel L. Jackson was a stand-in for Bill Cosby during Cosby Show rehearsals.

Sabo-metrics said...

yeah, the bengals got no sac



Fucking Rey Maualuga

Sabo-metrics said...

The New York Giants will work out free-agent running backs Brandon Jacobs and Willis McGahee on Tuesday, a league source told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter.



hahahahahahahahahaha

Jugdish said...

whatta gotta tiki barber?

Aitch said...

Wall

The Meiz said...

I need 33 out of Owen Daniels + Shady McCoy.

And as mentioned I'll be trading Lamar Miller for Mendenhall. Gonna be a battle this year. Everybody in the league drafted very well.

The Meiz said...

"The New York Giants will work out free-agent running backs Brandon Jacobs and Willis McGahee on Tuesday, a league source told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter."


Sadly, this puts Willis on my radar.

The Meiz said...

Goddamn, a lot of RBs are out of the league now.

tem said...

gotta think the giants can find a young guy who got cut but doesn't fumble all the time.

BLUE said...

"Buckeyes QB Miller stiff"

of course he is, have you seen tOSU cheerleaders?

Sabo-metrics said...

I need RGIII & Garcon to have < than 71 pts

Sabo-metrics said...

I played Ridley and had Vereen on the bench. Stupid fumbler.

Sabo-metrics said...

Luckily AP went off. That was smrt* of me to draft him.

Jugdish said...

that bucs game knocked a lot of people out of the suicide pool

BLUE said...

"I played Ridley and had Vereen on the bench. Stupid fumbler."

shit like that is tough, no way to know that's going to happen.

same with david Wilson...fucking loser

The Meiz said...

Associated Press? Like the news outlet?

Aitch said...

"I played Ridley and had Vereen on the bench. Stupid fumbler."

Happened to the guy who has them in my league, too.

BLUE said...

"Associated Press? Like the news outlet?"

I think he meant Adrian Peterson,purple jesus

BLUE said...

"Adrian Lewis Peterson[1] (born March 21, 1985), nicknamed "All Day", "A. D.", "A. P." (his initials) or "Purple Jesus",[6]"


blessed be

I don't see ADP anywhere on there

Sabo-metrics said...

Associated Press? Like the news outlet?




Adrian starts with an A. Peterson starts with a P.

Aitch said...

I stay away from NE RBs like the plague. Coach Hoodie is way too temperamental with his backs from week to week. He doesn't really ride the hot hand. So even though Vereen went off yesterday, he might feature Boldin or Blount Thursday night just because.

tem said...

tOSU cheerleader outfits look like 8th grade cheerleader outfits.

they are shitty.

Jugdish said...

I don't see ADP anywhere on there



we can add that in

tem said...

the girls are good looking, but their uniforms suck

Aitch said...

"Adrian starts with an A. Peterson starts with a P."

At least Meiz's reaction was less emotional than it was in Vegas.

BLUE said...

overreaction?

Aitch said...

"tOSU cheerleader outfits look like 8th grade cheerleader outfits. 

they are shitty."

You should tell them to take the uniforms off

tem said...

i have no idea what to get cmtem for her birthday tomorrow.

Jugdish said...

like when his computer died?

tem said...

"You should tell them to take the uniforms off"

the county sheriff does not agree

Sabo-metrics said...

i have no idea what to get cmtem for her birthday tomorrow.



a vacuum

Aitch said...

"overreaction?"

Keith referred to Purple Jesus as AP and you would have thought he insulted Meiz's mama.

"HIS NICKNAME ISN'T AP!!!!!"

Aitch said...

"i have no idea what to get cmtem for her birthday tomorrow.

a vacuum"

And a card that reads "I thought something around here should suck. "

Sabo-metrics said...

Keith referred to Purple Jesus as AP and you would have thought he insulted Meiz's mama.



Which was weird, because mize isn't usually one to overreact


SSSSSSSSSSS

Aitch said...

I know!

BLUE said...

I think his nickname is AP, I saw it on wikipedia

Aitch said...

Will Donkey* Kong* Suh ever get it?

Aitch said...

My first job this morning was Houston. 2nd was the commissioner of the ACC. BBall HOF induction was this weekend.

tem said...

is H a giggalo?

tem said...

real ideas on a gift would be appreciated.

Sabo-metrics said...

real ideas on a gift would be appreciated.



edible panties

Sabo-metrics said...

breast pads

Sabo-metrics said...

how are we sposed to give you ideas when noone knows her?

Sabo-metrics said...

Buy her the movie Fargo

Sabo-metrics said...

give her a pearl necklace

Spaceman Spiff said...

"So even though Vereen went off yesterday, he might feature Boldin or Blount Thursday night just because. "

vereen still valuable in PPR

Sabo-metrics said...

spiff, your first gif is broked

tem said...

"how are we sposed to give you ideas when noone knows her?"

lots of people know her

Sabo-metrics said...

you should axe those people

Spaceman Spiff said...

"and as mentioned I'll be trading Lamar Miller for Mendenhall."

fucking miller almost cost me, put up a donut, funny because everything that was said before the season by fantasy peeps was that miller is unquestionably better, that the dolphins say there is a competition but it's actually not close, it;s ridiculous.

then miller gets named starter but thomas says that theyll be splitting carries. fantasy peeps pretty much say he's delusional and shit on him, [not even exaggerating, it was a little odd, like they hate thomas] and don't worry about it, dolphins won't be able to keep miller off the field when he shows he's better.

then yesterday happens and they both suck but thomas gets the important carries and scores.

miller may prove to be better and produce, but thought it was funny how it went down week 1

tem said...

fantasy gurus are full of shit.

BLUE said...

Thomas is the goalline dude

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff, your first gif is broked"

first GIF, peterson's run

need to stop trying to use cjzeros gifs in posts, he blocks it

BLOCKED!BLOCKED!

The Meiz said...

"miller may prove to be better and produce, but thought it was funny how it went down week 1"


Not willing to wait & play that game. Miller is a starter for me if he's on my team. I know Mendenhall is the hands down starter in AZ.

BLUE said...

Tem-

AAPL is a tough call right now. There is a runup because of their conference thing tomorrow. Last week would have been a good week.

It all hinges on what the conference thing reveals. If wall street likes the new products, it'll get a big bump from where they're at today. If they think the products suck, it'll fall a ton. The way it's moving up today, the expectation is that it will have a neutral effect.

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea gonna bench miller, didnt play jordy in the flex yday because of sf

BLUE said...

still blocked

Sabo-metrics said...

first GIF, peterson's run



Oh. That was awlsome*. Kinda funny how he ran 78 yds for that TD and then at halftime he had 70 yards rushing.

Spaceman Spiff said...

someone in my $$$ league dropped boldin thursday morning for jacoby jones. im 4th in waiver so won;t get him, could use a WR

don't think ive seen a dropped guy go off like that, was hilarity

BLUE said...

not blocked

BLUE said...

"don't think ive seen a dropped guy go off like that, was hilarity"

dustin pedroia

BLUE said...

"someone in my $$$ league dropped boldin thursday morning for jacoby jones"

jacoby jones is hurt for like 6 weeks

Spaceman Spiff said...

each transaction is 2$, so even better because jones got hurt and he picked someone else up, paid 4 and had to watch boldin go for 200, must be sick

Sabo-metrics said...

im 4th in waiver so won;t get him


You gnixnij sonofabitch

Sabo-metrics said...

My $FMLB playoffs start today. I didn't get a bye, so now I have to win the first matchup to make the money. Sucks. Woe.

Sabo-metrics said...

I was in 1st place 2 weeks ago, and tanked the last 2 weeks and ended up 6 games back.

Sabo-metrics said...

Fucking Ellsbury & Cabrera

Spaceman Spiff said...

why did you tank

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh you mean not on purpose?

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone watching breking bad


SPOILER:




tension before the shootout was high, was waiting for hank to get sniped.

but then what happened sucked, gang rolls up with no strategy, and then a million bullets get used and no one gets touched? the person most in danger was walt, that truck was getting lit up, shit was stupid






END SPOILER

Mike said...

vereen is out for a few weeks

Spaceman Spiff said...

damn you

Aitch said...

Vereen apparently broke a bone in his hand on his first play yesterday and played the rest of the game. Gonna have surgery and miss a few weeks. According to a report anyways.

Jugdish said...

damn you

/spiff

Aitch said...

Mike/Jug beat me to the punch.

Sabo-metrics said...

oh you mean not on purpose?



this

Sabo-metrics said...

Vereen apparently broke a bone in his hand on his first play yesterday and played the rest of the game


Reggie dislocated his finger in the 1st quarter. Didn't seem to bother him, either.

Sabo-metrics said...

Mike/Jug beat me to the punch.




You should have played it off that it was you

Sabo-metrics said...

wall

Jugdish said...

people who don't email or call back when they are supposed to is quickly becoming one of my pet peeves.

tem said...

anytime you can get a hurt guy you gotta do it.

The Meiz said...

George Zimmerman. Pinched again.

The Meiz said...

"people who don't email or call back when they are supposed to is quickly becoming one of my pet peeves."


Yep. Irritating.

tem said...

vereen is broke anyway. he whacked off too hard, hurt his wrist.

tem said...

temfast.

don't care. wanted to make a whack off joke.

Sabo-metrics said...

George Zimmerman. Pinched again.




Love being right about that shit

/mize

tem said...

does blue like apple for a long term hold? i can buy 1 share.

BLUE said...

I think it will make its way up to $600 eventually, it's still well below it's competitors and the industry as far as P/E ratio.

it's a volatile stock though, since I've owned it, it moves sometimes as much as $6-10 per day

Sabo-metrics said...

your face is volatile

BLUE said...

it doesn't change much

Sabo-metrics said...

you don't shave?

BLUE said...

nope

The Meiz said...

Blue is a Robertson

Sabo-metrics said...

wall

BLUE said...

if I have to be a Robertson, then I want to be Jep

tem said...

"I think it will make its way up to $600 eventually"

that's like 20% higher than now, sounds like a buy and hold.

BLUE said...

it's already up more than 25% from it's low for the year though.

The Meiz said...

"if I have to be a Robertson, then I want to be Jep"


Jep's the best. Also, best looking wife.

The Meiz said...

Time to start terrorizing my FNFL opponent's text message inbox.

The Meiz said...

Chick I grew up with while I was in MKE trying to give me the blues about not going to my sister's baby show yesterday. I didn't know about it until 8pm on Saturday and I had no business being there. Fuck outta here, broad.

Sabo-metrics said...

guys don't go to baby shows*

Sabo-metrics said...

You gonna be in the delivery room with her?



S

BLUE said...

did you tell her to eat glass and drink bleach

The Meiz said...

"guys don't go to baby shows*"


That's what I'm saying. But a bunch of her male friends & her BF were there.

The Meiz said...

"did you tell her to eat glass and drink bleach"

I've retired those insults because of Jug.

BLUE said...

so she's really keeping it huh?

BLUE said...

have you calmed?

The Meiz said...

Yeah

The Meiz said...

I'm still not going out of my way to help. She's the golden child, but has fucked up way more than I ever have. I realize my sense of resentment, but it is what it is.

Sabo-metrics said...

is jug being a wet blanket again?

s

Sabo-metrics said...

wall

tem said...

Eagles look good except wHen they throw the ball backwards

The Meiz said...

That was a forward pass

tem said...

Vick is not too accurate.

Sabo-metrics said...

Good start for Warshington*

tem said...

This thor actor guy reminds me of the joker actor guy

tem said...

Maybe they should have let rgiii play some in the preseason

The Meiz said...

I still need at least 10 more points out of McCoy in the 2nd half. Hell, I'd like to win before the 2nd game.

tem said...

i'm still down 62

tem said...

i thought i'd get more out of rg3 and garcon.

good thing boldin is on my bench. that helps.

Sabo-metrics said...

Bad managing

Sabo-metrics said...

I still need at least 10 more points out of McCoy in the 2nd half



Or a long TD run

tem said...

cmtem took the redskins as her suicide pick. i told her not to.

should i drop an "i told you so"?

tem said...

"Bad managing"

that's me. i never get it right.

Sabo-metrics said...

should i drop an "i told you so"?


Tell her that your advise* was her bday present, but she declined it

The Meiz said...

I'd like to be able to bench Owen Daniels to secure the win, Chip. Do your thing.

tem said...

i don't think chip takes his foot off the accelerator

tem said...

the ticket oak looks a little retarded.

El Padrino said...

Houston is cool, he is a jesus freak though

The Meiz said...

These powerful fans on the DTV commercials are assholes

El Padrino said...

Lp...Giants thoughts?

the good, can breath easy about the Cowboys being good. They suck.

the bad, got no running back

fucking fumbles

El Padrino said...

vick throwing blocks is stupid shit

El Padrino said...

also chances mc coy keeps this pace all year without fracturing a bone?

El Padrino said...

apple is still a buy, it's undervalued according to the numbers

El Padrino said...

fumbleuski!

El Padrino said...

tension before the shootout was high, was waiting for hank to get sniped.

but then what happened sucked, gang rolls up with no strategy, and then a million bullets get used and no one gets touched? the person most in danger was walt, that truck was getting lit up, shit was stupid






END SPOILER


agree wtf

El Padrino said...

eagles are blitzing the shit every down they cray

El Padrino said...

they staring at 0-2 though with that animal brother of his coming to town

El Padrino said...

GO BLUE.

in your fat face freak

El Padrino said...

fuck JJ Watt

El Padrino said...

sick of his shit

El Padrino said...

still confused by chip's playcalling in this half, feel like he should have kept thrown the ball a little more

El Padrino said...

vick is gonna die soon

El Padrino said...

meiz lions dominated Vikings yesterday but all you see is the Peterson run

El Padrino said...

hope bushie is ok, have high hopes for reg this year

El Padrino said...

I hate deangelo hall

El Padrino said...

vick has a groin

El Padrino said...

nick foles

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

El Padrino said...

ugh erectile dysfunction commercials during a football game is the worst

tem said...

over under for vick healthy games was 1.5. looks like the under might win.

tem said...

i like the low T commercials.

do you ever feel tired?

do you feel weaker than you want to be?

you have low T. take this shit.

tem said...

gruden must need money. he is selling everything.

El Padrino said...

fucking shitty ass steelers with back to back prime time games we have to sit through

Monday and next sunday

El Padrino said...

fucking Santana moss

El Padrino said...

shit like dropping Boldin gets you kicked out of the leagues ive run around in

tem said...

they should throw to garcon.

tem said...

i don't think i will have boldin on my bench next week

El Padrino said...

ex Los Angeles Ram?

gruden must be banging back coronas in that booth

El Padrino said...

next nyc mayor is going to be either a criminal, a lesbian or a pervert

gonna be 1970 up in here all over again

tem said...

rg3 has a 10 yd arm right now.

El Padrino said...

I would have removed him down 33-7

El Padrino said...

if they don't score here he should come out

El Padrino said...

was is McCoy in?

jesus this guy is nuts

tem said...

he needs the practice.

tem said...

more mccoy or punt.

El Padrino said...

ah chip is not used to running out clock, delay of game

tem said...

should just run his normal offense, just snap it later. fuck huddling.

tem said...

seriously, can he throw farther than 10 yards?

El Padrino said...

Pryor?

El Padrino said...

think they are givin him all the underneath stuff

El Padrino said...

just realized it's 1030

what are you doin up

tem said...

let's go....garbage time TD for garcon from rg3

tem said...

same thing you are doing up

tem said...

texans started well

Sabo-metrics said...

Did the Packers win yesterday? I missed it.

El Padrino said...

no they lost

we all know you are a better gentleman than me anyway

El Padrino said...

that has to me the most terrifying thing

the ball coming to you as 5 guys are coming at you at top speed to clock your face in and take the ball

tem said...

porn stars thrive in that situation.

tem said...

now we need houston to get some scores.

tem said...

block

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