Thursday, September 05, 2013

FOOTBALL!!!

FOOTBALL!!! That was back when rap music was really good.

Mize...thoughts on your dad's draft...did he listen to your advice?

I'm not thrilled with any of my fantasy teams this year, but we'll see what happens. I'm just glad footyball is here.

Every year my guard weekend falls on opening weekend of the NFL and the Bears usually play a noon game. We also used to have a guard weekend on Super Bowl weekend until one of our commanders nixed that idea. It was a female commander at that.

Female commander? Nonsense! Was she commanding the kitchen staff? /Lp

Should we get rid of tips in restaurants?

Go!

151 comments:

BLUE said...

going to game tonight.

pumped

Jugdish said...

watching the game tonight

pumped

Jugdish said...

i drafted too many players from the nfc north this year...not a fan of that.

BLUE said...

I drafted too many guys that don't start

Jugdish said...

i need giovanni bernard to have a good year, except for week 1

BLUE said...

I need ray rice to get hurt

BLUE said...

I think the bungles are gonna have a really good year

Jugdish said...

i need demarco murray to get hurt

Jugdish said...

i did get in a big suicide league...winner took home 4 grand last year.

i need to win that

BLUE said...

i'm in a confidence points league.

pays out $100/week and the overall winner takes home about $3k

Sabo-metrics said...

White people problems

Jugdish said...

White people problems


^^^^^

/mize

BLUE said...

just had a temlike conversation with a guy.


Him "the ravens aren't the same team"

me "yes they are, they're the ravens, from Baltimore. Same team, NFL didn't just make up a new franchise"

him "but they lost ray lewis, ed reed, anquan boldin, a lot of their good players"

me "but they are the same team, maybe different players"

him "that's what i'm saying"

me "no, you said they're a different team, i'm telling you it's the same team"

him ::blank stare::

me "NEXT!!"

El Padrino said...

no pickem?

BLUE said...

what about suicide

BLUE said...

there are like 5 regular commenters now.

who the hell would play pickem?

Sabo-metrics said...

30% of photos taken by 18-24 year olds are selfies, according to a recent Samsung poll.

Sabo-metrics said...

there are like 5 regular commenters now.




And LP is not one of them

BLUE said...

"30% of photos taken by 18-24 year olds are selfies,"

90% of sex had by 18-24 year olds is "selfies"

The Meiz said...

"Mize...thoughts on your dad's draft...did he listen to your advice?"

No clue. I am concerned by this. I just don't want him to embarrass himself.

Sabo-metrics said...

That % is higher at my house

The Meiz said...

"i need demarco murray to get hurt"

So you're not worried about it then. Got it.

Sabo-metrics said...

wall

Sabo-metrics said...

fucking tem is gaining all kinds of new skillz

Jugdish said...

like bow staff skillz?

BLUE said...

what kinds of skillz does he have?

like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills?

BLUE said...

jug knows

Sabo-metrics said...

he's pretty good with the bowstaff

El Padrino said...

will comment reguarly tomorrow to celebrate the football season

Aitch said...

Yahoo Pick 'em

GROUP ID# 62572
Password: pathword

Sabo-metrics said...

will comment reguarly tomorrow to celebrate the football season



don't strain yourself

Sabo-metrics said...

ha, california has a county called Yolo

BLUE said...

yes, it's in norcal basically around sacramento

Aitch said...

Did freak get rid of his twitter?

BLUE said...

who is freak?

BLUE said...

guess who's back in the mother fucking house with a fat dick for your mother fucking mouth

BLUE said...

one for the money
two for the bitches
three to get ready
and four to hit the switches

BLUE said...

it ain't no fuuuuun if the homies can't haaave none

Jugdish said...

Weiner chews out patron at Brooklyn bakery




weiner headlines are grate*

Jugdish said...

WEINER BITES BACK

The Meiz said...

Gotta cash in on that free antenna from Time Warner after work tonight.

Jugdish said...

houston sports talk already getting their feelings hurt by people picking the Colts to do well or win the division

BLUE said...

colts are going to flop

Jugdish said...

texans have to play the NFC west, but other than that they got off easy with their schedule.

Jugdish said...

i think the colts can challenge the texans for that division. they have a tougher schedule, but i think they'll be in the hunt

BLUE said...

nah

colts suck

Jugdish said...

good talk

Sabo-metrics said...

houston sports talk already getting their feelings hurt by people picking the Colts to do well or win the division



Schaub sucks. Arian gonna be hurt all year.

BLUE said...

whatta gotta TJ Yates and Ben TAte

Sabo-metrics said...

I hope Tate has a yahuge year.

Sabo-metrics said...

now I have that fucking song in my head. Thanks blue

Jugdish said...

now I have that fucking song in my head. Thanks blue



im glad i don't know that song

Sabo-metrics said...

It's a good jam. Just not one I want to have in my head all day.

Sabo-metrics said...

Wildcats is as street at jug gets

Jugdish said...

depends on the street

Jugdish said...

save a zorse, ride a cowboy is as country as aitch gets

Sabo-metrics said...

depends on which country


/jug

Sabo-metrics said...

going to game tonight.

pumped





Don't forget your barrel

BLUE said...

"save a zorse, ride a cowboy is as country as aitch gets"

he puts a bunch of pepper and smothers it in gravy over rice and plays that song Portuguese style

Aitch said...

Does Zac Brown count?

Jugdish said...

i forgot about zac brown...that does count

Sabo-metrics said...

The Las Vegas Review-Journal reported that a local billboard aimed at generating excitement in UNLV athletics and selling season tickets depicts football coach Bobby Hauck alongside basketball coach Lon Kruger with the slogan "Come To Our House."
One problem: Lon Kruger's "house" is a long way from campus. He's the been the coach at Oklahoma for two years since leaving UNLV after the 2010-11 season.
Dave Rice, who replaced Kruger as the Rebels' coach, was amused by the mistake.



ha

Sabo-metrics said...

I love country music. Social Distortion's version of Ring of Fire is great

/H

Jugdish said...

manziel

Sabo-metrics said...

that's fake

Jugdish said...

To recap: They didn't win in 2011 because Schaub got injured, but they didn't win in 2012 because he was healthy? That's confusing.


funny

BLUE said...

yes, schaub is always the reason

Sabo-metrics said...

jug, for our bet Bears/Bengals, loser has to put the other team's logo as their FB photo for a week

Jugdish said...

we are taking our bets to FB now?

I'm good with that...

Sabo-metrics said...

There's noone here to see them

Sabo-metrics said...

If you lose, you also have to change your FB name to Who Dey Bengals



(S)

Jugdish said...

what about your twitter avatars?


/mize




s

Sabo-metrics said...

what's a twitter

Sabo-metrics said...

I just want to move the bet to twitter because I don't want to lose this Spuds pic

Jugdish said...

you could always use the old mize pic that spiff found

The Meiz said...

I've thought about taking bets to FB for a few years.


/mize

Jugdish said...

didn't we try once with rev or someone and they refused?

The Meiz said...

KOD, if you see this, Lions/Vikes bet. FACEBOOK IS THE PENALTY. Through the following Saturday is the duration.

Sabo-metrics said...

I've thought about taking bets to FB for a few years.


/mize





ha

Sabo-metrics said...

didn't we try once with rev or someone and they refused?




rev takes his FB very seriously

Jugdish said...

rev takes his FB very seriously



he used to take his blogging very seriously

Sabo-metrics said...

Then he realized he could get more attention on FB because there is a bigger audience

Jugdish said...

KOD, if you see this, Bears/Vikes bet next weekend. FACEBOOK IS THE PENALTY. Through the following Saturday is the duration.

Jugdish said...

funny

Sabo-metrics said...

D, if you see this, Bengals/Vikes bet December 15th. FACEBOOK IS THE PENALTY. Through the following Saturday is the duration.

Sabo-metrics said...

KOD*

Sabo-metrics said...

Man, I gotta get my FB restored


/LP

The Meiz said...

Let's ditch LP & make this a FB group.

Sabo-metrics said...

Are we ditching blue too

tem said...

I also learnt light sabre skillz

tem said...

can somebody endorse me for sarcasm?

Sabo-metrics said...

Yeah I can


S

tem said...

that'd be great

ToddPacker said...

Are we ditching blue too

no fb for me either

The Meiz said...

My buddy Matt is proud of his fantasy team. I laugh at it.

QB EJ Manuel- Bye 12
QB Mike Vick- Bye 12

RB Chris Johnson- Bye 8
RB Shonn Greene- Bye 8
RB Ray Rice- Bye 8
RB Bernard Pierce- Bye 8

Nice drafting, sucko.

Jugdish said...

Let's ditch LP & make this a FB group.


rev is trying to install a puppet regime through mize

The Meiz said...

I might have to put the block on Rev when cmRev has that kid. Gonna be the worst.

Jugdish said...

is blue holding any of those signs?

Jugdish said...

seacrest...nice work blue

Jugdish said...

i think cortez kennedy was part of that concussion lawsuit

Jugdish said...

i see blue...he looks GLORIOUS!









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tem said...

Fuck you lightning

Jugdish said...

good thing blue is at the stadium and didnt see that replay

tem said...

Having a team with the same bye week is a legit strategy. One week you lose but the other weeks you have a full team against a team with a couple guys on bye.

Jugdish said...

Having a team with the same bye week is a legit strategy. One week you lose but the other weeks you have a full team against a team with a couple guys on bye.



i thought about doing that with one of my teams next year

Jugdish said...

mostly s

tem said...

It is a good theory but honestly I have never seen it work to well.

The Meiz said...

A guy in one of my leagues tried that last year. His team was awful.

Jugdish said...

they keep moving kickoff...wussbags

tem said...

West coast bias

Jugdish said...

blue hadn't gotten to the stadium yet, that was the reason for the delay

Jugdish said...

fantasy owners love that score



s

Jugdish said...

or ray rice owners i should say

Jugdish said...

anyone getting in on the rev baby pool?

Sabo-metrics said...

Who?

The Meiz said...

Fucking Welker

Jugdish said...

that welker guy is pretty good


/tom brady

tem said...

I say five.

Rev can eat five whole babies is my guess.

The Meiz said...

Five might be conservative

The Meiz said...

Fucking Welker

tem said...

Those montee ball picks are looking good

tem said...

Is it too soon to claim julius thomas?

tem said...

Aparently not in my Yahoo league. There is apparently no waiver wire there. Someone added him eighteen minutes ago.

Jugdish said...

get out of that league









mostly s

Aitch said...

"Is it too soon to claim julius thomas?"

I already put in a claim in my money league. You can't ignore the game he is having.

Aitch said...

"Aparently not in my Yahoo league. There is apparently no waiver wire there. Someone added him eighteen minutes ago."

That's a bad look on your commish. I just fixed the setting in my league. I could have scooped Thomas, but instead changed waivers to be from game time until Tuesday.

Aitch said...

I just took over as commish this year. Previous guy had it set from Sun-Tues

The Meiz said...

Julius Thomas will never be heard from after tonight. Peyton's an asshole like that.

tem said...

I put claims in for him wherei could. He will probably be better than Kerley.

The Yahoo league is a free one with mostly people who know little about football. They generally draft their favorite team's players.

Sabo-metrics said...

You can't ignore the game he is having.


I wouldn't waste a waiver pickup on a guy who is the #4 wr

Jugdish said...

Especially with that many targets in denver

Aitch said...

"I wouldn't waste a waiver pickup on a guy who is the #4 wr"

Depends on what you have at TE. Worth parking him on your bench and see how the next few weeks go.

Aitch said...

Surprised Keith and Jug didn't join the pick 'em

Jugdish said...

Can't get to yahoo fantasy sports from work...too much to do when I got home

Jugdish said...

Basically I'm full of excuses.

Aitch said...

I think you can still hop in Jug. You just won't be able to pick tonight's game, obv.

Jugdish said...

Ill jump in there after work tomorrow

Aitch said...

Good thing they're up by 25 or that play could have been huge.

Jugdish said...

Dumbass

Aitch said...

Trevathan will still get reamed out this week though.

Jugdish said...

Maybe celebrate AFTER the play is over? I don't know...

Aitch said...

What an ugly game.

Jugdish said...

Its not like its hard to tell if you're in the end zone. ..act like you've been there before

Jugdish said...

I'm sure he will enjoy the film study next week.

Aitch said...

Del Rio was ripping him a new one and he is yelling back. What could you possibly be saying to defend yourself or justify that boneheaded play?

Jugdish said...

Yeah that was bad...

Jugdish said...

Wow...hope I'm not playing anyone with manning, peyton

Sabo-metrics said...

Can't get to yahoo fantasy sports from work...too much to do when I got home



^^^^^^^

tem said...

This denver guy is worth a shot given that my te is jordan cameron. Could be an upgrade. I'll drop jeremy kerley and see how it goes.

tem said...

Guess who had the bal D and was playing manning and welker in his money league. ...

tem said...

Its -5 to 70 something

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