Friday, September 27, 2013

El Picks

Baltimore -3 over BUFFALO
I don't think Baltimore is "right" on defense yet and certaintly the offense misses Boldin but I'm pretty sure they are three points better than Buffalo. Who needed a miracle to win the week before then got beat by a bad/flashes of mediocre Jet team.

Bengals -4 over BROWNS
Screw you Browns. I ain't buying that road win.

Chicago +3 over DETROIT
I think the Bears keep the good times rolling.

Steelers -2 over MINNESOTA
It's obvious the Vikings suck just like it's obvious the Giants suck. Good thing there are only 16 games to suffer through and not 182 like beisbol.

Arizona +2.5 over BUCS
Mike Glennon?

Indy -8 over JAX
Jax is pretty bad, winless Lions bad? Maybe.

Seattle -2.5 over HOUSTON
Texans have not looked very good thus far. Also Russell Wilson hasn't really shown the 2012 Russell Wilson, scary to say this team could probably be a little better once he rounds into form.

TITANS -3.5 vs nyj
Rookie QB on the road vs. Gregg Williams head decapitating defense.

Philly +10.5 over DENVER
If Chip and Vick are on point this Sunday are we looking at a combined 90 point game here?

Skins -3 over OAKLAND
The RGIII's get on the board.

Dallas -2 over SD
Boys got something going here. Can't wait until November.

FALCONS -2 over Pats
Last time Pats were underdogs on primetime television? 2002. Wes Welker says hi Mr. Belidick.

SAINTS -6.5 over Miami
Fins are much improved but tough tough tough beating this team at home on a Monday night. If this were in Miami I'd take those points (they wouldnt be there though, maybe 2 or 3).

84 comments:

El Padrino said...

Tits

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

yay tits

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

it's also obvious the steelers suck.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

philly won't cover.

they can't keep that offensive pace up at mile high.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

their D can't stop the broncos O and their O won't be able to keep up.

i'm not even sure their O is that good.

Hail To The Victors said...

LP, give me a name/pic for the mess bet

The Meiz said...

Yeah, the Steelers are pretty rotten outside of Antonio Brown.

Hail To The Victors said...

Elmo is the only non-human to testify before Congress.

The Meiz said...

Had my review at 9:30.


Meiz got another raise!

Hail To The Victors said...

BOOM

The Meiz said...

What's a stereotypical Italian first name that starts with T? Tony doesn't count.

Hail To The Victors said...

I got a fitty cent raise at HD this week

The Meiz said...

"BOOM"

Weird shit like that happens when you work for a legit company, hey?

Hail To The Victors said...

What's a stereotypical Italian first name that starts with T? Tony doesn't count.



Tomas

Hail To The Victors said...

Weird shit like that happens when you work for a legit company, hey?



Exactly

The Meiz said...

I wish I knew about this place a decade ago.

Hail To The Victors said...

I wish I knew about this place a decade ago.



You wouldn't appreciate it as much

The Meiz said...

You're probably right. Then again, a lot of people that have been here a long time still enjoy it. The pace we have to work at makes it fun. At least that's how my boss and I feel.

Hail To The Victors said...

I thought you were talking about quitting not too long ago?

The Meiz said...

I was talking about giving up on the sales thing, but the more I figure it out, the easier it is. I haven't done shit this week.

Hail To The Victors said...

less work, more $. What a country!

The Meiz said...

This is totally a bias confirmation situation. We'd always be like "This is bullshit. Program sales doesn't do anything but give us their work to do". And you know what? That is damn near 100% accurate, except I don't push my work off on customer service like the other program reps.

The Meiz said...

Lively place today.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

it's because there was no post yesterday. it killed our mojo.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

we had a streak of like 600 week days broken.

Hail To The Victors said...

we had a streak of like 600 week days broken.



There were 600 days between last Wednesday and yesterday? Goddman time masheens

BLUE said...

Yep

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

yeah, mercury days

BLUE said...

Fantasy reasonz

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

email from some IT guy:


"If I’m miss remembering please forget that you read this bullet"


El Padrino said...

I miss El Padrino

here keef

El Padrino said...

"What's a stereotypical Italian first name that starts with T? Tony doesn't count."

It's Tommaso not tomas.

More:

Timo
Tito
Tibiero
Theodoro
Torre
Telagio

Hail To The Victors said...

It's Tommaso not tomas.



He said stereotypical. If a random person is using an Italian stereotypical name, they're probably not going to say Tommaso.

I miss El Padrino said...

Not sure any of those names you mentioned would be considered "stereotypes"

El Padrino said...

That would he thomas then

I miss El Padrino said...

Are you still comfortable with your 13-3 prediction for the Packers?

El Padrino said...

Kiss the ring bitch

I miss El Padrino said...

That would he thomas then



Tem isn't italian. He's wavaian

El Padrino said...

Yeah but who can't win a game when forcing 6 turnovers

El Padrino said...

Fucking Dice K put it in your buttttttt

I miss El Padrino said...

Yeah but who can't win a game when forcing 6 turnovers



what are you talking about?

El Padrino said...

Huge off season for the mets. They will be hella good next year sandy is gonna stack the deck with a mix of young, proven, and specialists

El Padrino said...

The Bengals game did someone have 6 turnovers or did i miss hear the reply?

El Padrino said...

Not reply spelled telly for TV auto correct is the worst

I miss El Padrino said...

The Bengals game did someone have 6 turnovers or did i miss hear the reply?




I think both teams had 4 turnovers

I miss El Padrino said...

They will be hella good next year



Harvey choosing not to have TJ is a ya huge gamble

El Padrino said...

it was
- lets see how rehab goes could still decide

El Padrino said...

wall

I miss El Padrino said...

wall

The Meiz said...

Welp, I pissed my sales manager off good today. Had to explain to him that I'm not being properly trained. Now he's pissed at one of my co-workers for not teaching me.

I miss El Padrino said...

The wheels on the bus go round and round

The Meiz said...

Just about time to go do manual labor up north.

El Padrino said...

Seriously why don't black people tip? No money? Just don't give a fuck?

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

To piss you off

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

Reparations

I miss El Padrino said...

$90 million for Hunter Pence seems like way too much

El Padrino said...

Because it is.

El Padrino said...

I like this Aaron Murray

I miss El Padrino said...

Solid defense in this LSU game

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

hunter pence = 90 then maybe cano does = 300.

El Padrino said...

I'm drunk

I miss El Padrino said...

Hahahahahahaha Lane Kiffin

I miss El Padrino said...

Blue is tweeter spamming now

I miss El Padrino said...

Time to go golfing

Aitch said...

I love Sundays

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

Mike Glennon looks like he is 12.

The Meiz said...

I got a fantasy update from my dad this weekend. It was bad. I had to re-jig his team. Dude was starting Eli over Brady. I wanted to spit on him.

Aitch said...

So much stupidity down the stretch in these games today...

The Meiz said...

H, here.


http://firstrowus1.eu/sport/american-football.html

I miss El Padrino said...

/fantasy reasons became real to me today. My $ QB is Luck. I pickt up Pryor on Friday. Late last night I see Pryor is cleared to play, so I out him in my lineup. I tee off at 7:30 this morning. Finish up about 12:00 and get home and see that Pryor was inactive,

The Meiz said...

LAZY. Luck balled out today.

The Meiz said...

You cost yourself money today because you weren't selfish enough.

I miss El Padrino said...

It was a free golfing scramble

The Meiz said...

Just breaking your balls

Aitch said...

They make mobile apps now ya know...

Aitch said...

I'm up 48 pts and still have Edelman. He has Brees, Miller and Graham going tomorrow. Gonna be a close one.

I miss El Padrino said...

They make mobile apps now ya know...



I have it. I don't sit on my phone whilst golfing

The Meiz said...

I'm tidying up my W with Brady tonight & Hartline tomorrow. Up 2.1 going into tonight's game, he has Snelling.

I miss El Padrino said...

I'm up 5 with Thompkins playing, opponent has Matty Ice & Mike Wallace. I'm fuckt.

I miss El Padrino said...

You cost yourself money today because you weren't selfish enough



I cost myself money by going Pat heavy

Aitch said...

Whatta gotta throw to Edelman

I miss El Padrino said...

Holy Thompkins

I miss El Padrino said...

Fuck New England's defense

I miss El Padrino said...

I need Wallace to have < 4.5 pts

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