Friday, September 20, 2013

el picks

I can't look at any woman without thinking about fucking.

El picks later. Come back y'all.

Green Bay -2.5 over BENGALS
Flip flopped on this a few times. But I don't think Dalton can keep up with the one they call Rodgers.

St. Louis +4 over DALLAS
Romo is hurt. Getting injections in his ribs. And Demarco Murray sucks. Serious. They'll hit Romo, that's what they do and he will utrneth the balleth overth.

TITANS -3 over San Diego
While everyone was jumping on the Vikings defense on the waivers I deftly and calmly picked up the Titans defense because I'm a winner. I win.

VIKES -6 over Browns
I mean cmon. This is too easy. Chudzinski is nuts. If he knew Richardson was not his style of running back why not address it in the off-season?

Tampa +7 over PATS
O:FB giveth (sox in playoffs after 69 win season) and taketh (Pats def ain't winning shit this year).

Arizona +7.5 over SAINTS
Like the points here. Arians coached team will HANG around.

Lions +1.5 over SKINS
RGIII might run more - said the headline. Here is monday's headline. RGII is dead.

Houston -2.5 over BALT
Texans have had to come back two weeks in a row to snatch victory but the Ravens have looked worse in the first two games so far. Still not clicking on defense the Browns had opportunities in that game but are the Browns. Schaub is off to a nice start. And Denadre could be that budding star opposite Andre that they sorely need.

Atlanta +2 over MIAMI
74% of the money is on the fins. You know what that means.

Buffalo +2 over JETS
EJ Manuel >>>>>>>> Geno Smith

Indy +10.5 over SAN FRAN
Richardson in the mix, this is too many points.

Jax +19 over SEATTLE
I can't in good concious spot a team 19 points under any circumstance.

BURGH +2 over Bears
Steeler nation rises for this one.

DENVER -15 over Oakland
But I could spot 15 points, especially if Peyton Manning is involved.


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Jugdish said...

Me and cmep got into a fight so I just wantched the game in my bed while she went onto Facebook and looked for former lovers I assume.

I can't look at any woman without thinking about fucking.



are these two comments related?

tem said...

Gilber Grapes mom
Roseanne
Phyllis Diller
Relatives
Pretty much anyone over 70

Partial list of womens* I can look at and not think about fucking.

Jugdish said...

Reid Between The Lines





stupid espn

Aitch said...

"Sometimes you have to take whatever Bush you can get"

Ride that pony

Aitch said...

this place is dying a slow, painful death.

Aitch said...

we miss EP's gems

Jugdish said...

ill be back with a vengeance later with my picks

/Lp

BLUE said...

i came back later, but till no picks

Jugdish said...

so I just wantched the game in my bed



translation...he got sent to his room

Jugdish said...

Texas regent asked about Nick Saban


agents leaks story to get saban a raise

El Padrino said...

Comments are not related. She knows nothing of my disease.

tem said...

i'm curious as to what the fight is about because there is an 87% chance it is a gem reason.

BLUE said...

he wanted to watch the game, and she wanted to watch Law and Order

Keef said...

She knows nothing of my disease.


She probably does

Keef said...

know about it

Keef said...

I bet clmp was talking shit about LP's marinara

Keef said...

Half day today

Keef said...

Going golfing with filok

Keef said...

fil Phil

Jugdish said...

pettitte anouncing his retirement again today

Jugdish said...

tem, are you a luke bryan fan?

tem said...

i like luke enough

Keef said...

Golfing here today, mize

Keef said...

Then I'm golfing here tomorrow morning. Links golfing

Keef said...

tem
Reds/Goddman Pirates bet?

BLUE said...

you sure do golfing a lot

Keef said...

This weekend, yes. Last time I golfed was last month

Jugdish said...

his new song has got some bad reviews, so i listened...didn't like it

Keef said...

Your face has got some bad reviews

Keef said...

filok asked me to go golfing on Sunday, too. I'm not gonna go for: A) fantasy reasons

El Padrino said...

picks up

El Padrino said...

i'm curious as to what the fight is about because there is an 87% chance it is a gem reason.

woman suck

El Padrino said...

she was starting with me and normally i just bite my lip and move on but this time i didnt

Keef said...

wall

Jugdish said...

i just bite my lip


you should have punched yourself in the jaw instead...two birds

Aitch said...

details, asshole

tem said...

"Reds/Goddman Pirates bet?"

no. i haven't bet all season on them. not starting now.

tem said...

"filok asked me to go golfing on Sunday, too. I'm not gonna go for: A) fantasy reasons"

your fantasy is to golf with your father in law?

with all this golfing when are you going to find time to change diapers? are you skipping out on the fatherly duties?

tem said...

latest luke bryan song is just like half his other songs.

country acts all have 2 types of songs. generically speaking the categories are slow and fast.

kenny chesney has island songs (fast) and whining songs (slow).

luke has party songs (fast) and i want to bang you songs (slow)

Keef said...

your fantasy is to golf with your father in law?

Your reader missed the part where I said I'm not gonna go



with all this golfing when are you going to find time to change diapers? are you skipping out on the fatherly duties?

She's potty trained

The Meiz said...

The second one is potty trained already?


I guess that decade of preparation is paying off.

Keef said...

was a joke

Keef said...

being potty trained at 2 months would be awesome, though

tem said...

your fantasy is to not golf with your father in law?

Keef said...

sure

tem said...

i bet el pad's fantasy would make us throw up in our mouths a little.

Aitch said...

tembagging has gone to a whole new level.

Keef said...

i bet el pad's fantasy would make us throw up in our mouths a little.



I totally read that wrong the first time

tem said...

UFC Picks:

Jones wins 1st round TKO

Barao wins decision

Schaub wins 2nd round TKO or decision because both of them are out of shape

Healy wins because the other guy's name is too hard to spell or say.

Carmont wins.

Jury wins.

Don't know the other people.

tem said...

"I totally read that wrong the first time"

it happens

Keef said...

Jones wins 1st round TKO



Bet? You get finish by Jones in any round. I get decision by jones or win by Gustafson(sp?)

tem said...

deal

tem said...

i also want a draw because the cage collapses. you can have draw for any other reason.

tem said...

the blueprint to beat jones is simple. matt hammil did it.

let him illegally elbow your dome.

Keef said...

i also want a draw because the cage collapses.


I would gladly pay that bet off

tem said...

it happened in that Here Comes The Boom movie with Kevin James and umm Baz Rutten and umm Selma Hayek and umm Henry Winkler and Chael Sonnen.

Keef said...

golfing time

tem said...

have fun with golf

BLUE said...

"RGIII might run more - said the headline. Here is monday's headline. RGII is dead."

why did his dad die?

tem said...

hilarious...totally missed that typo

The Meiz said...

Gems!

The Meiz said...

Computer back at 5:30. Gimme my shit.

tem said...

congrats

Jugdish said...

welcome back, mize

tem said...

SG has a decent craptastic article for him.

makes a good point that trent richardson isn't any good anyway.

Aitch said...

Russell Wilson vs Jax or Eli vs Car... Whatta gotta Wilson, right?

The Meiz said...

Mmmm, tough call. Seattle's gonna run the hell out of the ball.

tem said...

yeah sea will be ahead pretty much the whole game and eli will be getting garbage time points.

tem said...

i'd pick phillip rivers off of waivers and start him.

The Meiz said...

I was going to suggest hitting the waiver wire, but I figured H would poo-poo that idea.

Eli's good for a few picks, too.

The Meiz said...

"Jax +19 over SEATTLE
I can't in good concious spot a team 19 points under any circumstance."


Remember when Pats were covering all those crazy spreads in 2007?

El Padrino said...

Um yeah. They had a prolific offense.

El Padrino said...

See Denver. Laying. Vs a better team than jags.


Plus Gus Bradley has to know a thing or two about the hawks that could possibly disrupt them for a quarter or two.

The Meiz said...

Seattle just hung 30 something on San Fran

The Meiz said...

piece

tem said...

30 something

Knows math

tem said...

Weren't the Pats cheating in 07 with spygate?

Aitch said...

no, 07 was the year Spygate became public and Bill said F you to the entire league in response.

Aitch said...

Meiz, my female friend wants to go to dinner at 5 on Sunday. Should I tell her no so I can manage my fantasy team?

Keef said...

Larry Fitzgerald was golfing a few holes behind us

The Meiz said...

"Meiz, my female friend wants to go to dinner at 5 on Sunday. Should I tell her no so I can manage my fantasy team?"

That's your choice.

Keef said...

Fantasy related: Fitz had a wrap on his hamstring

The Meiz said...

He's Questionable this week

tem said...

What's that mean? <50%?

The Meiz said...

I don't know, look that shit up on NFL.com. They have all the rules & regulations there.

The Meiz said...

Keith, your name & pic for badgers/devils is

Hail To The Victors

Jugdish said...

wall

The Meiz said...

Pretty uneventful day.

Other than running into some old friends who suggested I should give an old female fried a call. That was random.

The Meiz said...

Ha, Fried.

Hail To The Victors said...

Golfing this morning was shitty, and then it was good. Shot 55 on the front, 44 on the back.

tem said...

AsU gonna get rolled. Not as bad as the mountaineers did.

The Meiz said...

55 man? You play golf too often to be throwing 55s up there. That's like my buddy that plays every weekend and can't break 110.

Hail To The Victors said...

I play maybe 10 times a year, that's not a lot.
But yeah, the 55 was rough. Hit 5/6 fairways, but couldn't hit an iron. And my putting was atrocious. I figured out on 9 what I was doing wrong with my irons

Hail To The Victors said...

AsU gonna get rolled.



Yes. Been saying that all week

Hail To The Victors said...

Fucking kickers are the worse*

The Meiz said...

"I play maybe 10 times a year, that's not a lot."

that's almost 20 more times than I've played in 2 years, and I'm not sniffing that number. You're losing your competitive drive in your age.

Hail To The Victors said...

You were good to start with. I didn't pick up a club until I was like 21.
It'snot really about not being competitive. If I had more $, I'd play more

Hail To The Victors said...

If I wasn't competitive, I would have been content with shooting 110

The Meiz said...

Bones Jones tonight, right?

The Meiz said...

"You were good to start with. I didn't pick up a club until I was like 21.
It'snot really about not being competitive. If I had more $, I'd play more"


Fair enough. I didn't take real interest until July 1995.

The Meiz said...

Velveeta shells & cheese tonight.

The Meiz said...

Tomorrow I make cheesy tuna noodle casserole for the week.

The Meiz said...

Makdessi no comprehendo ingles

Hail To The Victors said...

Bones gonna lose

The Meiz said...

re-Friend requested you.

Can we be mutual un-douches?

Hail To The Victors said...

Date night tonight. Buca di Beppo and then a movie

Hail To The Victors said...

Can we be mutual un-douches?


Yep I think I've been pretty undouchey lately

The Meiz said...

"Yep I think I've been pretty undouchey lately"

I've noticed

The Meiz said...

"Date night tonight. Buca di Beppo and then a movie"

I've been to Buca once. My aunt & uncle took me there for my 29th birthday. There was a lot of food, and it was fun.

It pissed my dad off. That was the best part.

El Padrino said...

Bro leave your dad alone.

The Meiz said...

Who the fuck is El Padrino? Troll?

tem said...

Bones gonna win

tem said...

I bet I could break 140 in golf. I've played golfinged maybe 10 times ever.

The Meiz said...

My buddy who can't break 110 used to shoot in the 140s on occasion. Tem is an athlete. 140 would be no problem

El Padrino said...

I'm making mad cash at this party. Its great. Nights like these so worth it this yob.

The Meiz said...

This fight is fucking terrible

The Meiz said...

I'm beginning to think UFC fights are fixed

Spaceman Spiff said...

at least gustaffson is competitive so far

Spaceman Spiff said...

even through 2

Spaceman Spiff said...

close fight, shit is tense

Spaceman Spiff said...

damn, gus was winning 4th then got rocked, hung in there though, almost finished

Spaceman Spiff said...

have it 2-2, gus is hurt though

Spaceman Spiff said...

good chins on these fuckers

Spaceman Spiff said...

wow, gus gets up but that takedown has round in jones favor

Spaceman Spiff said...

gus is a fucking undead, goddman, good shit, cmon give him the decision

Spaceman Spiff said...

goddman it

The Meiz said...

Gus didn't win, Bones defended.

To win the title, you have to WIN.

tem said...

Gotta beat the champ to be the champ. Sounds like a great fight though. Fucking decision win =loss for tem

Aitch said...

""Yep I think I've been pretty undouchey lately"

I've noticed"

Me too

Aitch said...

Meaning that I've noticed, not that I have been un-douchey.

Hail To The Victors said...

Suspended Denver Broncos Pro Bowl linebacker Von Miller unsuccessfully attempted to corrupt the NFL's drug-testing program with the help of a urine collector before each was caught in a matter that will affect how the NFL's collection testing procedures are done moving forward, league sources said.
Von Miller unsuccessfully attempted to corrupt the NFL's drug testing program with the help of a "star-struck" urine collector before each was caught, according to sources.
This helps explain why Miller's four-game suspension for violating the NFL's substance abuse policy suddenly and mysteriously was increased to six games and easily could have been up to a year, the sources said.


What a clown

Spaceman Spiff said...

"As @mortreport reported, a consensus reached that Aldon Smith needs treatment for his substance abuse problems after today's game."

hilarity, AFTER the game he needs help guys

Spaceman Spiff said...

" Sounds like a great fight though."

was awesome, UFC considering an immediate rematch

Spaceman Spiff said...

cmon bernard pierce plug and play baby!

Spaceman Spiff said...

"To win the title, you have to WIN."

not with mma judging

i thought jones won straight up but was hoping for the best. gus blew he fight in tthe 4th, was winning that round and the fight (2 judges would have had him winning)until he got badly rocked. being hurt also carried over to the 5th which he lost

Spaceman Spiff said...

brutal meiz, who the fuck is alfonso smith?

Spaceman Spiff said...

stafford pick 6!

Spaceman Spiff said...

green bay down 0-14 to cinci early

The Meiz said...

"brutal meiz, who the fuck is alfonso smith?"


Not a clue. Is he on the Lions?

Spaceman Spiff said...

no poaching carries and TD from your boy mendenhall

Spaceman Spiff said...

bullshit refs

Spaceman Spiff said...

no idea why i didnt pick up joique after week 1 since i have reggie

Spaceman Spiff said...

josh gordon must be really good, gets tds no matter how bad the qb, weeden hoyer

Spaceman Spiff said...

mike tolbert will get short TD runs until he dies

The Meiz said...

"no poaching carries and TD from your boy mendenhall"


Oh, MOTHERFUCKER.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Houston had the ball for 12:15 in first quarter. Ravens had it for six plays at 2:45."

damn hopkins was a bad choice, they are running all over the ravens

Spaceman Spiff said...

maybe cover megatron guys

Spaceman Spiff said...

i understand him being better than you but uncovered for 10 yards?

Spaceman Spiff said...

hoyer tearing the vikings a new one

Spaceman Spiff said...

rams are awful to watch

Spaceman Spiff said...

finley concussed

Spaceman Spiff said...

worried about rgIII all offseason, but skins defense is comical and hopeless

Spaceman Spiff said...

remember when the law firm had never fumbled?

Spaceman Spiff said...

RGIII is an idiot, throw the ball away, easy choice right there

Spaceman Spiff said...

just an awful pick that shouldve never even been possible

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Chargers commit OPI to take away another Royal TD"


nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The Meiz said...

WHERE THE FUCK IS AJ GREEN?

The Meiz said...

I just picked a handful of peppers from the balcony garden. My left hand now smells of peppers.

Spaceman Spiff said...

green bay muffed kickoff, short TD, then bengals have fumbled 2 times, havent had ball enough to get green the ball yet

Spaceman Spiff said...

it's a passing league they said


fucking texans , think hopkins has 0 targets

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone know what it will take for jeff fisher to get fired? at least be entertaining

Spaceman Spiff said...

this jordan cameron guy is a beast

Spaceman Spiff said...

stream the vikings D they said

Spaceman Spiff said...

i didnt but the browns D arent doing much better, at least have a pick for me

dallas D wouldve been a nice stream

Spaceman Spiff said...

legatron just sitting in the garage waiting for opportunities but is part of a disgusting offense fuck

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice, ravens with a D TD then return TD

texans have to throw now right?

Hail To The Victors said...

Glad Thompkins showed upon my bench

Hail To The Victors said...

Can I buy a space bar, Vanna?

Hail To The Victors said...

Fucking AP

The Meiz said...

Yes Packers, make the Bungles throw the ball please

The Meiz said...

"stream the vikings D they said"

FUCKING THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The Meiz said...

Killing me

The Meiz said...

Danny Woodhead, 13.7 points. Get fucked.

Hail To The Victors said...

There's your aj green

Aitch said...

Lots of ugly early games today

Hail To The Victors said...

Ridley can suck my cock

Aitch said...

Didn't I tell you to stay away from anyone in the Patriots' backfield?

The Meiz said...

Fucking Keith and his Patriots RB.

The Meiz said...

This is why Fantasy Reasons is a thing.

Hail To The Victors said...

Didn't I tell you to stay away from anyone in the Patriots' backfield?



After the draft

Aitch said...

you didn't ask before the draft

Hail To The Victors said...

Touché

Hail To The Victors said...

Actually, I didn't ask after the draft

Aitch said...

"This is why Fantasy Reasons is a thing."

explain

Hail To The Victors said...

Yeah I didn't get that either

The Meiz said...

Somebody make a bet with H so we can get that stupid Boston logo off my monitor.

Aitch said...

"Actually, I didn't ask after the draft"

fair point.

Hail To The Victors said...

Oh, I get fantasy reasons now. Duh.

But that wouldn't have made me change my lineup. It's not like he was hurt

The Meiz said...

"explain"


Explanation.

Hail To The Victors said...

Can the Breer's beat StL tonight, please

The Meiz said...

"But that wouldn't have made me change my lineup. It's not like he was hurt"

You need to cut bait.

Hail To The Victors said...

I can't do it just yet

Hail To The Victors said...

Gonna wait and see how Gronk returning will affect him

Hail To The Victors said...

That FedEx cup trophy is fugly

The Meiz said...

There's gotta be a steady back available. I'm not even saying you need to drop Ridley.

Hail To The Victors said...

I have Tate on my bench.

And someone dropped Bryce Brown this week. Gonna try to pick him up

Hail To The Victors said...

Niners look awful

Hail To The Victors said...

Block

Hail To The Victors said...

Bold

Hail To The Victors said...

Or maybe this is bold

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