Friday, September 13, 2013

El Picks

Last night talk:

Letting Welker go was a ya-huge mistake. Clearly.  In your face genius.
God Rex Ryan is such a clown.
God damn rain.
A lot of terrible commercials.
Mayock slurping veterans and annihilating rookies.
Geno Smith awfulness, he holds the ball so long at times, take off son you're a running QB...

Unrelated I am fucking pumped for this Mayweather / Canelo fight.  I might even order it.  Undercard is even dope. 

St. Louis +6.5 over ATLANTA
Gimme those points jack. I'm telling you the Rams are going to be nice this year.

Carolina -2.5 over BUFFALO
Can you be my Superman my Superman my Superman.

BEARS -6 over Vikes
Ponder on the road. Like whoa.

GREEN BAY -7.5 over Skins
Pack all day, home opener and they looked really good last week like I thought they would.  Made some mistakes in SF that cost them the game and McCarthy still seems hell bent on making the most terrible in game coaching decisions in the league.  But Rodgers man.  Rodgers.

LUCK -2.5 over Fins
Luck is pretty fucking good.

CHEIFS -3 over Cowboys
Tough road game here for the boys and they needed a David Wilson nightmare of a game to win and still yielded a bunch of points for a defense that was supposed to be tighter.  Maybe by November, totally new scheme.

PHILLY -7.5 over Chargers
Chargers defense is in for it here boy.  Still don't get the gushing over the Chip Kelly offense.  Peyton and Brady been running 75-80 plays a game for a minute.  Maybe not 53 by halftime but still the odd formations the Eagles used once in awhile was to me more "innovative" then running a in sync no huddle.  With some read option worked in.  Either way this has just a few weeks left.  I say Week 4 Foles starts.  Vick will get injured on the short week vs. Chiefs.

Titans +9 over TEXANS
A lot of points.  That Gregg Williams can coach defense.

Detroit +1 over ARIZONA
Hope they win 11 games so Meiz shuts the fuck up about how bad they suck.

New Orleans -3.5 over BUCS
Looking like my fears about Freeman, so far, are on point.

RAIDERS -5.5 over Jax
What does it say about the Jaguars that I'm willing to lay a TD with the Raiders.

SEATTLE -3 over San Fran
Hawks home.

BENGALS -7 over Steelers
The road to the Super Bowl starts now!



136 comments:

El Padrino said...

Keef sucks.

El Padrino said...

Rip Tupac

Asshole

Aitch said...

"Unrelated I am fucking pumped for this Mayweather / Canelo fight.  I might even order it.  Undercard is even dope."

I'm also psyched, but I'm not shelling out $75 bucks. Hello, interwebs!

Jugdish said...

Hello, interwebs!


MY OLD COMPUTER WON'T STREAM!!!!

sadderday :(

/mize

Jugdish said...

unrelated...i don't like having a car payment

Keef said...

White people problems

Jugdish said...

lots of people problems

BLUE said...

"unrelated...i don't like having a car payment"

but you like having a suite mini-van right?

BLUE said...

flooding here

wasn't too worried about it until I started seeing animals pairing up.

Aitch said...

Ha

Aitch said...

"i don't like having a car payment"

That's like saying "I hate hospitals" or "I don't like going to funerals." Is there anyone who enjoys those things?

Aitch said...

I bet doctors like hospitals.

/Keef

Jugdish said...

I bet doctors like hospitals.

/Keef



^^

/jug

Jugdish said...

i haven't had a car payment in almost 10 years, not used to it

Keef said...

So if you had a car payment for the last 10 years, then you would like it?

Keef said...

I just got a claim and the women's* name is Candi Cornes

Keef said...

ns

Jugdish said...

So if you had a car payment for the last 10 years, then you would like it?


probably not like it, but id be used to it and it wouldn't bother me as much

Keef said...

There are probably a couple of funerals that I wouldn't not like going to

Keef said...

probably not like it, but id be used to it and it wouldn't bother me as much



So, no. Got it.

Jugdish said...

El Padrino said...
Keef sucks.

September 13, 2013 at 7:48 AM






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Keef said...

ha

Keef said...

but you like having a suite mini-van right?



Yeah, until mize broke the window latch

Jugdish said...

i just rented that suite mini van

Jugdish said...

Yeah, until mize broke the window latch



and most recently, he broke his computer

Jugdish said...

BENGALS -7 over Steelers
The road to the Super Bowl starts now!



NOOOOOooo!!!!!!

/keef

Keef said...

fucking LP is the worst

Keef said...

^^^^^^^^^^^

/cmlp

Keef said...

^^^^^^^^^^^^

/trailer park girls

Jugdish said...

^^^^^^^^^^^^


/gollum

Keef said...

I don't think jug SWIDT

Keef said...

unless jug knows something that we don't know.

Jugdish said...

it could be why Lp hates gollum so much

Keef said...

good point

Jugdish said...

therapy?

Keef said...

Is anyone paraskevidekatriaphobic

The Meiz said...

The lions could win 11 games and still stink to high heaven. Schwartz can't take them any further, and Stafford is a fatass that sucks.

The Meiz said...

"On another note, this text program that mize recommended is great"


Boom.

Keef said...

It's like it knows what I want to say before I say it

Aitch said...

So it is fluent in sarcasm?

Keef said...

ok pot

The Meiz said...

"It's like it knows what I want to say before I say it"


Yup. If you authorize it, it learns from facebook, twitter, text messaging, gmail, etc.

Keef said...

big brother

Aitch said...

"ok pot"

Never claimed otherwise, Sensitive Sally

Keef said...

Sensitive Sally



oh suite irony

Aitch said...

:-D

Keef said...

Bama gonna WORK A&M

tem said...

Nope. A&M gonna roll the Tide. Tide can't stop Johnny football from scrambling

tem said...

He'll break contain all day and basically lock up back to back Heismans

Keef said...

good work

Jugdish said...

Pirates tie up NL Central with win against Cubs


believe!

/tem

Jugdish said...

cool

Jugdish said...

And just in case it encounters intelligent life out there, it is carrying a gold-plated, 1970s-era phonograph record with multicultural greetings from Earth, photos and songs, including Chuck Berry's "Johnny B. Goode," along with Beethoven, Bach, Mozart and Louis Armstrong.



no JT?

/mize

Keef said...

the plutonium-powered spacecraft has escaped the sun's influence and is now cruising 11 1/2 billion miles away in interstellar space



So about the same distance as it is from Milwaukee to Chicago

/LP

The Meiz said...

3 towns over

Jugdish said...

vick ballard out for the year...acl

BLUE said...

jug mortensen

Jugdish said...

wall

The Meiz said...

It's nice to have the gems back.

tem said...

"Pirates tie up NL Central with win against Cubs


believe!"

cubs suck. Pirates bullpen is in shambles. Arms are dead.

tem said...

so be your face to end.

BLUE said...

so be your face

Keef said...

wall

BLUE said...

directv gave me two mini-genies and another hd dvr for free

also got discount on HBO.

because i'm the bombsau

The Meiz said...

Sweet. A brother's gonna be taking home better than an extra $1,600 each year with the raise. That's so needed.

El Padrino said...

Rip Tupac

Asshole

tem said...

How much does meiz get? I don't care what some black guy is getting.

Keef said...

How many times is lp going to say rip

The Meiz said...

"How much does meiz get? I don't care what some black guy is getting."

I'm not sure what you mean here.

tem said...

You said "a brothers getting. ...." You aren't a brother. I don't care what that other guy is getting.

The Meiz said...

Tem

tem said...

You can't use their word

The Meiz said...

Mize's computer is being repaired. Excellent.

tem said...

Word up

The Meiz said...

Damn. One of our sales reps just put me on a craving. A salad with little 1/3oz balls of fresh mozz on it with a nice oil & vinegar dressing. Sounds bomb right now.

The Meiz said...

Three hundo to fix the computer. Motherboard shorted out. $150 for the part, $150 for labor, packaging, and shipping. Worth it to have my life back.

tem said...

Ask that black guy who got a raise for a loan

Keef said...

Jesus, that pass was lucky as shit.

Keef said...

Haha, fuck off, johnny

Keef said...

Wow, fucking terrible ejection. Just awful

Keef said...

That better get overturned

Keef said...

Right call to overturn it, still a shitty penalty

Keef said...

I'm watching this game at my mom's, we've had the game on for 10 minutes and my mom already hates Manziel

tem said...

Johnny football is a saint. Go football!

Keef said...

Put johnny in a bodybag! Yeahhh!

Aitch said...

Anybody else gonna be watching the fight tonight?

Aitch said...

"This thor actor guy reminds me of the joker actor guy"

BTW, this all day. I said that to my temporary roomie the first time I saw that commercial. Didn't realize it was the Thor guy without the beard, though.

Keef said...

Gus Johnson being Gus Johnson

tem said...

I'm not watching the fight. And yeah gus is getting excited about everything

Aside it is BS that the punter can have the same # as the QB.

Keef said...

Yeah I thought that was fucked up too

Keef said...

Osu defense sucks

Keef said...

Gimme pick droppt

tem said...

They catch well. S

Keef said...

Floyd gonna lose

Keef said...

Gophers coach is seizing his opportunities as HC

Aitch said...

Any particular reason you say that?

Aitch said...

Re: Floyd

Keef said...

I dunno. Viva Mexico

Keef said...

Asu sucks

Aitch said...

Meiz, who the hell is Tank?

Keef said...

Canelo won, right?


S

Aitch said...

I'll tell ya, he showed a lot of heart, but Mayweather is just too experienced and too smart.

Aitch said...

One of the judges had the fight as a draw. I think he was smoking the refer or something.

Aitch said...

Entertaining fight for sure

Keef said...

That 11'8" video on SG's picks column is great

Keef said...

One of the judges had the fight as a draw.



Ha. I didn't see it, but the espn guy had it 12-0.

Aitch said...

"Ha. I didn't see it, but the espn guy had it 12-0."

That's a little ridiculous, too. The judge who scored it 117-111 probably got it right. 9 rounds to 3. I think it was the 5th or 6th round that Alvarez won with no question, and personally, I thought he won the 1st round of the fight, too. Other than that he was completely outclassed.

Aitch said...

It really is too bad that Mayweather ducked Pacquiao. That fight would have been amazing.

Keef said...

Fucking Sconnie. Go away

Keef said...

Mize wins the bet

Keef said...

Holy shit. Weird ending

tem said...

11 8 video is funny. I think mayweather wins.

tem said...

Good xnij on the sconnie game

Keef said...

Sconnie QB needs to learn how to kneel down

The Meiz said...

Oh, wow. The Badgers actually lost last night, hey? I assumed they won.

The Meiz said...

As always, the Badgers suck.

Keef said...

hey should have won. They fuckt up

The Meiz said...

They also have had exactly on competent QB since Darrell Bevel. And that was only one season of Russell Wilson.

The Meiz said...

*one

Keef said...

We get 1 nfl game in the morning and 1 in the afternoon? Wft?

The Meiz said...

I get the Manning bowl in the afternoon. What happened to getting 4 games early in the saeson? I blame the Thursday night bullshit.

Aitch said...

Brandon Meriweather knocked himself out. Stop leading with your head, dumbass.

Keef said...

We have phi/SD and az/det. Awful

The Meiz said...

At least you get the Lions game. I gotta hope I can stream it.

Aitch said...

Throw it to Finley!!!!

Aitch said...

THANK YOU!!!!!

Keef said...

Cutler being cutler

Keef said...

Bgas has this Doc Mcstuffins show on, and the girl just said "let me see if I can straighten out your crank"

Keef said...

I'm gonna lose because of Ridley and Thompkins

Aitch said...

Fox switched games on me. Now watching Dallas and KC

Keef said...

Disney Jr switched shows on me. Now watching the tigger movie

Aitch said...

Is it just me, or year in and year out Dallas is the most undisciplined team in the NFL. Every time I watch a Cowboys game they have a ton of stupid penalties, false starts, etc.

Aitch said...

Good talk

The Meiz said...

Lions lost. Suck it, LP.

tem said...

tampa is pretty undisciplined. which is funny because their coach seems like he would be very anti-undiscipline.

tem said...

no call on the andre johnson hit is fucking ridiculous.

the refs call all sorts of BS launching penalties but then there is an obvious one and they just don't do anything.

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