Friday, September 06, 2013

Blue's NFL preview with rebuttals and gems

NFC EAST - (9-7 Wins this division again, wouldn't say it's overrated, would just say it's evenly matched.)

1. Redskins - RGIII and Alfred Morris in an overrated division.
(RGIII will never play 16 games in the NFL, drafting Cousins was the smartest thing Mike Shanahan has ever done)

2. Cowboys - Tony Romo has weapons and a sense of urgency this year
(I am legitmately terrified of the Cowboys winning 10 games and winning a playoff game. Fucking Monte Kiffin and Rod Marinelli? God damn it man.)

3. Giants - not a bad season, probably 8-8, but their defense is awful and no running game
(Their offense is going to be incredible. The defense is mediocre. Awful is a strong word.)

4. Eagles - Chip Kelly will kill Michael Vick by week 4, and then it's the Nick Foles show
(Agree and Chip has Bobby Petrino face to me. He's a college coach. Go away.)

NFC NORTH
1. Packers - Rodgers will be discount double checking his way to 11-5
(13-3, The Pack is back.)

2. Lions (WC) - Yes, I picked the lions here, assuming Suh doesn't kill a man
(Still worried about the AWFUL pass defense they gave up like the most big play passes last year)

3. Bears - Is this the season Jay Cutler becomes a star...doubtful
(Brandon Marshall doing Brandon Marshall things doesn't bode well for Cutty.)

4. Vikings - I love purple jesus, but he won't have more than 1,500 yards this season
(Ponder is awful. Greg Jennings is a kook. Percy was a first down machine, he gone.)

NFC SOUTH

1. Saints - Revenge tour for Sean Payton
(Super Bowl champs right here. I don't really hear national media talking about the Saints, it's all Niners/Seahawks talk. One thing that bothers me is that bafoon of a def coordinator. Him and his brother need to die.)

2. Bucs (WC) - Year 2 of Greg Schiano and Doug Martin, Gholston and Revis help the worst pass defense in the NFL last year.
(I really like the off-season the Bucs had. All depends on the play of Freeman though. I can see 10 wins and I can see 6 wins. One of those type of teams.)

3. Panthers - Cam Newton has a better season, but he's not even in the top 5 of the mobile/athletic QBs anymore
(Are you popping Molly? Cam Newton is better than those other QB's. #1 in your hearts and #1 in your program playa. This is the OG. And he will last longer than the others because he's built like a fucking linebacker. RGIII couldn't hold Cam Newtons jock if he duct taped it to his bony ass fingers.)

4. Falcons - disappointing season for a team that is loaded on offense
(Tread lightly, I said that last year they won 13 games ; most by 3 points they were very lucky in some games, I got 9 wins for them. Stephen Jackson has some miles left.)

NFC WEST
1. Seahawks - Best young QB in the NFC, Lynch will be in beast mode, and they don't lose at home.
(No arguments here. Wilson is special. And the teachings of Carroll are weird but effective, almost Phil Jackson like - minus the championships, you get the point I think)

2. 49ers - Kaepernick was a great story last year. So was Michael Vick his first year in the league, lets see Colin do it again, this time without any WR. Will have trouble scoring points.
( I think the Rams are better actually. I think the Niners are 4 wins less this year.)

3. Arizona - Bruce Arians can coach QBs, and i'm betting he gets one more good season out of Carson Palmer.
(He can coach QB's but the offensive line is horrendous and the RB situation is not good. Can Patrick Peterson play RB?)

4. Rams - Tough division. At what point do they give up on Bradtard? Tavon Austin will be fun to watch. You know you're in trouble when you WR corps has 2 rookies from WaVa and 2 second year guys from Wake Forest and Appalachian State. And you have a fragile QB, backed up by Kellen Clemens.
( I really like them though. I think Fisher is a top 3 coach in this league. The offensive line might be the best in the league (NS) and the dfense keeps them in games. Bradford might breakout this year. Stop laughing.)

Wild Cards come out of the easier divisions. NFC is loaded this year.

NFC Playoffs
Saints over Lions (Saints have a bye, I got Cowboys over Lions)
Bucs over Skins (Just dont trust Freeman, have them out and Atlanta & Rams WC instead of your Lions/Bucs) Got the Falcons beating the Rams in this round)

Seahawks over Bucs (Hawks over Falcons, revenge, 12th man, yada yada yada
Saints over Cowboys

Saints over Seahawks


AFC EAST
1. Patriots - by default, this division is just awful year in and year out, good for 11 wins easy every year.
(Amazing how awful this division is every year. Not even fair).

2. Dolphins - Tannehill takes a step forward. Defense is a little better. Just on the outside of the playoff picture, probably 9-7
(I got nothing on this team. I think the GM is terrible. Whatever 6-8 wins I estimate.)

3. Bills - Rookie head coach, rookie QB, no running game, no defense. Maybe win 4 games, maybe.
(no running game? CJ spiller is incredible. and I think Mario Williams has an impact year so I'll pencil them in for a few more wins than you have them at.)

4. JETS - should have picked up Tebow as opposed to Dr. Quinn, would have at least been entertaining.
(rock bottom, rex fired even though Woody still has a woody for him ; unrelated Joe Namath was incredible on Inside the NFL wed night.)

AFC NORTH
1. Bengals - Marvin Lewis has slowly built a very good defense, and has started to surround Ginger with some really good weapons. AJ Green is the truth.
(This is a good deep team with quality young guys and very physical. Congrats keef.)

2. Steelers (WC) - They were in re-loading/rebuilding mode last year. They always seem to find guys to replace guys. Really need Polomalu to stay healthy for 16 games.
(pipe dream Polamalu will never again play a full slate of games, too wreckless. I don't like Big Bens musk this year and why havent they been able to fix the leaky o-line, this is like 4 years now that line has been shitty.)

3. Browns - Because I hate the Ravens
(I mean God hates Cleveland. what more can we say here?)

4. Ravens - I hope Joe Flacco's arm falls off
(just too much against them, retirments, defections, super bowl hangover thing going on...)

AFC SOUTH
1. Texans - Will have another solid season, followed by disappointment in the playoffs again. Matt Schaub is Tony Romo of the AFC.
(Wonder when they will draft another offensive weapon. Is DeAndre Hopkins that person?)

2. Titans - Division is really weak
(They will run the ball 40 times a game, which isn't a bad thing, might be boringest team in NFL this year glad they don't have any national games aside from the Thursday night schedule which is shit.)

3. Colts - Take a step back. They'll miss Bruce Arians, and don't have the Pagano love story. Luck will be better, but he doesn't have the weapons around him for another run.
(Luck is incredible, they will always win more than they lose because of him)

4. Jaguars - Who is the best QB in college football this year? Could Bridgewater be running this offense next year?
(What's wrong with Gabbert, lol.)

AFC WEST
1. Broncos - Even with all the turmoil, should be able to fall out of bed and win 11 games in a weak AFC.
(Hearing the offense will be better than ever, probably average 28 a game or so. Defense wont be as dominate but it won't matter they coast to a AFC championship game.)

2. Chiefs (WC) - Ravens are probably true WC team, but I hate them. Old Andy Reid could prove he has one more good run in him. Alex Smith with something to prove. This was a team that had 4 pro-bowl players last year and won 3 games. Awful coached team last year.
( Cheifs as a WC pick is not crazy, they have crazy talent like you mention and Reid can coach, his in game decisions are famously awful but he can coach and he knows how to utilize the skill players.)

3. Chargers - Phyllis Rivers can't stand in the pocket anymore, you get any little bit of pressure on him and he wilts like a flower in Keith's back yard. Oh, and his offensive line is awful.
(I think you pretty much nailed it. And I've heard soundbites from this new coach, good lord. He is WAAYYY over his head.)

4. Raiders - Matt Flynn is going to ride those 2 games with the Packers forever, does he ever start another game? Raiders defense is horrible. Their offense would be OK if DMC could stay healthy (AHIIK), and Terelle Pryor will ad lib a lot. He's the black Tebow, can't throw the ball for shit, but he'll run around like a crazy person.
(Pryor is trash, Raiders need to hire a coach that can actually you know coach instead of looking for the next boy wizard)


AFC Playoffs:
Texans over Chiefs (agree)
Steelers over Bengals (Bengals have a bye, I got Colts in instead of Steelers. So Colts will lose to Pats)

Broncos over Texans (yes)
Steelers over Pats ( I got Bengals over Pats)

Broncos over Steelers. (I got Bengals over Broncos, condolences Keef)

SUPERBOWL
Broncos over Saints ( I got Saints over Bengals, your welcome keef)



Now unto some picks:

SAINTS -3 over Falcons : In the superdome I don't even think it's close.

Tampa -3 over JETS : Geno Smith is hilarity.

Bengals +4 over BEARS : Vegas is not in the know about the Bengals yet and while an away game in Chicago is not always a cup of tea the weather is perfect for AJ Green and the unleashing of Giovanni Bernard

kc -4 over JAX : seriously just sign Tebow already, and build the biggest baddest defense to support him and you'll win games and sell an fuck load of merchandise

DETROIT -5.5 over Vikes : Ponder has a road/home split that indicates he sucks on the road. Gambling isn't that hard y'all.

Green Bay +4.5 over SF : Last time the Packers will be getting points this year. Jump on it.

enjoy the NFL season.

237 comments:

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Jugdish said...

(This is a good deep team with quality young guys and very physical. Congrats keef.)


damn

/keef

Jugdish said...

small fantasy victory...none of my opponents had manning

Jugdish said...

Braun calling fans to apologize



BLUE said...

so this is what freak used to feel like

tem said...

blue likes choir now?

tem said...

should we send you a boom mic?

El Padrino said...

unreal, just unreal

El Padrino said...

if he could only run the table like that in January.....

El Padrino said...

i still cannot believe that linebacker dropped the ball at the 2

El Padrino said...

that game got away from them right after the harbaugh no challenge

when in doubt challenge

El Padrino said...

i still cannot believe rahim moore let jacoby jones go by him last year

ToddPacker said...

stay away from the socks, blue

tem said...

"(I really like the off-season the Bucs had. All depends on the play of Freeman though. I can see 10 wins and I can see 6 wins. One of those type of teams.)"

the defense is still terrible. especially the pass D. talent can't cover up for whatever moron is calling the plays.

El Padrino said...

manning is on pace to throw 112 TD's

El Padrino said...

"talent can't cover up"

Revis can cover half a field

El Padrino said...

that sound you hear is everyone running to the waivers for julian thomas

tem said...

"pipe dream Polamalu will never again play a full slate of games, too wreckless"

teams have figured out that he just does what he wants to. they set out bait, especially on the goal line, and he takes it. then they get an easy score while big hair Troy says "i almost stopped it!!!"

tem said...

it is fucking hilarious to watch him crash down on a RB or QB only to have the ball end up running or getting thrown right where Troy was supposed to be standing.

tem said...

"Revis can cover half a field"

true. so they will either put him in something like a cover 4 or 6 where he is covering a 1/4 or blitz him.

or they'll do cover 2 and have him guard the flat while the safety almost gets to the corner in time to stop a TD pass down the sideline.

El Padrino said...

pretty true, him diving over the line of scrimmage while the TE is wide open for a TD, wonder if the SS is supposed to roll or the back dropping into that zone and doesnt or troy is calling is own number, being instinctive

tem said...

"that sound you hear is everyone running to the waivers for julian thomas"

has a real strong chance to outperform jordan cameron, so yeah, i will try to drop jeremy kerley to pick up the guy.

El Padrino said...

"true. so they will either put him in something like a cover 4 or 6 where he is covering a 1/4 or blitz him."

bill sheridan probably isnt a good def play caller, still learning

tem said...

"troy is calling is own number, being instinctive"


^^^^^


you can tell by the way his teammates look at him afterwards.

he used to make the play half the time which was ok. now he makes it about 10% of the time. he is older and the injuries have taken their toll, plus offenses know he is a sucker for a playfake on the GL.

tem said...

bucs D would be better with LP calling the plays.


/obvious lov statement

BLUE said...

Julius Thomas had a really good pre-season too. He's not available in any of my leagues.

The ball will get spread around a lot, but he'll get a lot of looks because they'll double the other guys

BLUE said...

eric decker played like a douche bag who spent too much time filming a reality show this summer.

El Padrino said...

um yeah, he's all about the pussy that guy

tem said...

he is only available in 1 of my leagues. i am 9 of 12 or something on the waiver wire. i don't think i am getting him.

El Padrino said...

i have jermichael and cameron i guess i could drop cameron but i am 5th probably wont get him

im not sold he'll have what finley will get anyway

El Padrino said...

poor dalals clark

El Padrino said...

other league he was drafted by a guy who has vernon davis

TRADE BAIT

El Padrino said...

i had denver D last night, still cant believe the guy dropped the ball like that

what a moron

El Padrino said...

im glad jack del rio ate his lunch when he got back to the sideline

BLUE said...

when Dreesen comes back from injury Julius Thomas will split time with him. Dreesen is a complete TE, much better blocker, not as good pass receiver

BLUE said...

"i had denver D last night, still cant believe the guy dropped the ball like that"

i noticed it right away, said to my buddy at the game, I think he dropped the ball before he crossed the goal line

BLUE said...

stupid thing is, that's his first NFL touchdown. I would have held onto the ball like my life depended on it.


BLUE said...

and woodyard got hurt, not trying to recover the "fumble", he was non-chalantly trying to pick the ball up to save it for Travathan because it was his first NFL TD.

tem said...

i need to watch that play.

i went to bed at halftime.

Sabo-metrics said...

(13-3, The Pack is back.)




Bet? NFW they win 13 games

BLUE said...

you know what, if miley cyrus wasn't all crazy and shit, she might be a little bit hot

El Padrino said...

woodward

yeah that ravens guy just plowed into his leg

El Padrino said...

Bet? NFW they win 13 games

trow* it up on LOB
i owe you name pic for mess under/over

El Padrino said...

fucking Putin

El Padrino said...

let me know when you guys want to talk about Syria

El Padrino said...

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El Padrino said...

small fantasy victory...none of my opponents had manning

^ this

BLUE said...

yahoo!'s new logo seems kind of retarded

El Padrino said...

your face seems kind of retarded

Jugdish said...

Danny Trevathan: “I thought I was in the end zone”



i hope he thought that

Jugdish said...

twerk fail

Jugdish said...

you know what, if miley cyrus wasn't all crazy and shit, she might be a little bit hot



no

Sabo-metrics said...

i owe you name pic for mess under/over



24 games left, Mess need to go 10-14 to go over

El Padrino said...

dude they are trotting out dice k every 5 days

tem said...

1) dude has never been to the endzone so maybe he thought the 2yd line was the end zone.

2) miley cyrus is not hot at all

3) yahoo! new website is all retarded, logo and all.

4) pack are 1 injury away from being 4-12.

El Padrino said...

if that one injury is aaron rodgers then yeah maybe

El Padrino said...

they have one of the easiest schedules this year AFC north (only bengals are good) NFC East (they are better then all nfc east teams) and thier division is whack this year

Jugdish said...

thier division is whack this year



your face is whack this year

Sabo-metrics said...

dude they are trotting out dice k every 5 days



They're winning % is .457 right now. They need to have a .417 % the last 3 weeks. You have nothing to worry about.

Jugdish said...

1) dude has never been to the endzone so maybe he thought the 2yd line was the end zone.


he plays on a football field most days

tem said...

"if that one injury is aaron rodgers then yeah maybe"

you got the point.

Sabo-metrics said...

2) miley cyrus is not hot at all



this

Sabo-metrics said...

(they are better then all nfc east teams)


than

tem said...

"You have nothing to worry about"

xnij


the gnixnij going on here with as. and el pad is through the roof.

Jugdish said...

You have nothing to worry about.


fixed

BLUE said...

"2) miley cyrus is not hot at all"

I disagree

/maxim

Sabo-metrics said...

AFC north (only bengals are good) NFC East (they are better then all nfc east teams) and thier division is whack this year



Cleveland gonna be better than you think. They have a pretty good defense. Richardson is a beast. Josh Gordon is solid. Weeden is a joke, though. Steelers and Ravens aren't grate*, but they are good.
Packers D is so bad. Not MJ bad. Bad, bad. Other than Cobb, who can they rely on at WR/TE? Jordy is hurt too much. Jermichael proved last year he's unreliable. Eddie Lacy might be the RB they've been looking for. AHMIK.

El Padrino said...

twerk fail

funniest thing i've seen in years

El Padrino said...

"Weeden is a joke, though"

apology accepted

"Steelers and Ravens aren't grate*, but they are good."

Are the Packers better than the Steelers and Ravens? IYO.

there are maybe 6 teams in the league that have good defenses, every other team will categorically be ranked in the top ten but i wouldnt consider them good defense. The Packers can score just like 80% of the other teams, we are about to embark on of of the most highest scoring seasons of all time

"Other than Cobb, who can they rely on at WR/TE"

whatta dont like james jones?

Sabo-metrics said...

funniest thing i've seen in years


This coming from a Mess fan. I gotta make a note to self for that link.

Sabo-metrics said...

Are the Packers better than the Steelers and Ravens? IYO.



Not enough to say that they're a lock to beat them. They have to go to Baltimore, you think they're a lock to win there.

@ SF loss
Was win
@ Cin loss
Det win
@ Balt loss
Cle win
@ Min loss
Chi win
Phi win
@ NY loss
Min win
@ Det win
Atl win
@ Dal loss
Pit win
@ Chi loss

That's 9-7 right there. Is that plausible, IYO?

El Padrino said...

no

El Padrino said...

they are beating SF this weekend

gb is 6-1 vs minny last 7 and they are worse this year

i think they split with det and sweep vs the other two,that's 5 wins from the north

they beat both division winners from a year ago sf & atl (that's 7)

3 out of 4 vs. AFC North (10)

and 3 out of 4 from NFC East (13)

not calling them a beast just think they dont have to play teams that can stop rodgersm he's so fucking good

Sabo-metrics said...

they are beating SF this weekend



How much do you want to bet?

Sabo-metrics said...

not calling them a beast


You picked them to go 13-3

Sabo-metrics said...

not calling them a beast


"(13-3, The Pack is back.)"

BLUE said...

11-5

Sabo-metrics said...

11-5 is reasonable.

El Padrino said...

it's a soft 13-3, not a dominant 13-3

i would bet $100 real currency with the spread

if you want to bet throw a figure at me, $25?

El Padrino said...

some bengals socks?

whatta want a lids hat?

El Padrino said...

you wear ties, I'll buy you a nice tie cuz i know if you wear ties you are that guy with the shitty 90's ties

Sabo-metrics said...

I wear a tie maybe 3 days a year

Sabo-metrics said...

I have nice ties. Cmk wouldn't be cool with me having corny ties

Sabo-metrics said...

some bengals socks?



The fuck is this shit?

Sabo-metrics said...

whatta want a lids hat?



It's weird betting bengals/giants stuff on a packers/49ers game

El Padrino said...

i know, let's just make a gentlemens bet since i aint on often enough for a name change

BLUE said...

"let's just make a gentlemens bet since i aint on often enough for a name change"


so you're betting a dollar

Sabo-metrics said...

i know, let's just make a gentlemens bet since i aint on often enough for a name change



If the 49ers win, you have to change your FB photo to a Kapernick photo for a week

The Meiz said...

You guys, the Lions stink. Get off this playoffs shit. Stafford is damn near useless.

Sabo-metrics said...

I don't think Stafftard is the Lions' problem. I think it's Jim Schwartz. The Lions have way too much talent to be a bad team.

Sabo-metrics said...

Schwartz is a clown

El Padrino said...

If the 49ers win, you have to change your FB photo to a Kapernick photo for a week

done

El Padrino said...

wft with ryan seacrest on the field before kick off

The Meiz said...

"im not sold he'll have what finley will get anyway"


Finley has a monster year. I'm way high on him. We're talking 1000yds monster.

BLUE said...

"wft with ryan seacrest on the field before kick off"

boo that guy

The Meiz said...

"I don't think Stafftard is the Lions' problem. I think it's Jim Schwartz. The Lions have way too much talent to be a bad team."


Yeah, Schwartz needs to go, but Stafford stinks. Seriously.

The Meiz said...

Packers ceiling is 11 wins this season

El Padrino said...

so a break here and there and bam 2 more wins

El Padrino said...

in the mood for chow mein

tem said...

"every other team will categorically be ranked in the top ten"

is this possible in a league with 32 teams?

tem said...

"in the mood for chow mein"

is this code for asian pussy?

El Padrino said...

meaning the 4 other teams who make up the top ten arent really worthy of a top ten ranking, they are only top ten because everyone else is far worse or bad

tem said...

so they are top 10, got it. /as

tem said...

you guys should bet some beer vs some italian sausage

El Padrino said...

shipping those things are complicated

El Padrino said...

and i think keef is of the opinion that he can get anything that is in nyc in glendale or scottsdale or whatever town he lives in

gilbert?

tem said...

keith moved to new mexico like 2 years ago.

tem said...

just across the border. something about cmk and allergies.

The Meiz said...

"so a break here and there and bam 2 more wins"


Perhaps you are unfamiliar with the term "ceiling"

BLUE said...

he had to, he was part of the fast and the furious (not the movie) project

Sabo-metrics said...

so a break here and there and bam 2 more wins



hilarity. Ceiling means best case scenario. "A break here and there and bam 2 more wins" would be the ceiling

Sabo-metrics said...

OIC mize already covered that.

Sabo-metrics said...

and i think keef is of the opinion that he can get anything that is in nyc in glendale or scottsdale or whatever town he lives in



Not sure I ever said that I can get whatever you can get. I just said that everything there is way too spendy.
That being said, we have butchers and laundromats and grocery stores and convenience stores and pork stores in AZ

Sabo-metrics said...

keith moved to new mexico like 2 years ago.



fmcsil is from New Mexico

tem said...

does NM have those stores?

El Padrino said...

you guys never broke through a ceiling before

Sabo-metrics said...

does NM have those stores?



I've only driven through NM, so I don't know

El Padrino said...

new mexico has meth, crystal blue

Sabo-metrics said...

Apache Junction, AZ has lots of meth

Sabo-metrics said...

that Tesus sure is a stubborn sonofabitch

BLUE said...

he's definitely a man of conviction

Jugdish said...

pork stores in AZ



that's legal?

/Lp

tem said...

"you guys never broke through a ceiling before"

no and at 5'9.5" i doubt you did either.

tem said...

apparently temhio thinks elway is the QB for the broncos.

Sabo-metrics said...

LP has already confirmed he is < than 5'9 1/2"

El Padrino said...

i edit that newspaper on the side

El Padrino said...

seriosly did anyone else see the cc roast of franco

tem said...

yahoo! has some crap about it, but the paper i have doesn't say that at all.

Sabo-metrics said...

let me know when you guys want to talk about Syria



What's going on in Syria?

El Padrino said...

jr smiff suspended 5 games for mary jane

El Padrino said...

i would give up a toe and two fingers to be at The Big House this sat night

BLUE said...

"apparently temhio thinks elway is the QB for the broncos."

Elway still has them shook

tem said...

for the record the actual paper in tem's office does not have that headline at all.

it has that picture in it, with a different caption and a different headline.

i am not sure if yahoo! got a different copy of the paper than we did or what.

El Padrino said...

early edition perhaps

BLUE said...

perhaps

tem said...

perhaps.

Sabo-metrics said...

perhaps

The Meiz said...

Work is ridiculous today. I've done zero of my own work.

tem said...

perhaps

Jugdish said...

Report: Odom checks out of rehab after one day


good to go

Sabo-metrics said...

People are so ignorant. i love getting these calls...

me: hello?
them: yeah, this is john. What's going on with my claim.
me: what's your claim #?
them: I don't know. I don't think I have a claim #.
me: did you talk to me before about the claim?
them: Yeah, we talked 2 weeks ago.
me: So there is a claim #.
them: I don't know what it is
me: what's the policy #
them: I don't know
me: This probably isn't the only claim I am working, so I'm going to need a little more information.

Sabo-metrics said...

fascinating, I know

The Meiz said...

All day with the bad customers, kev. All damn day.

Sabo-metrics said...

that's all part of being in CS

Sabo-metrics said...

The morons make it interesting.

Sabo-metrics said...

good talk

Sabo-metrics said...

We get the Bengals/Bears game on CBS here this weekend. Suiteness

BLUE said...

sunday ticket

Sabo-metrics said...

I have Century Link

BLUE said...

I just found out that I won't have to buy another genie from directv, and i'll be able to pause and rewind live TV from any room with the genie minis. i'm pretty stoked about that.

Sabo-metrics said...

When are they gonna come up with a device that you can rewind a channel that you just turn to, instead of just being able to rewind a channel that you paused or have on DVR?
Or is that what the genie does?

BLUE said...

that's what genie apparently does.

I was told you couldn't do that with whole home, but directv just confirmed it.

My dad was bitching that you couldn't pause live TV, he must not have a genie, or maybe he doesnt' have the minis or something

tem said...

Genie is a good costume for a hot chick

tem said...

I get dtv tomorrow. Blue should get a credit on his bill

Sabo-metrics said...

I think I'ma be Richard Simmons for Halloween

Jugdish said...

i think i'ma be keef for halloween

/Richard Simmons







s

Sabo-metrics said...

That doesn't even make sense. He doesn't know who I am.

Sabo-metrics said...

stupid bears fan

tem said...

He might know of you through bilok.

Sabo-metrics said...

boom

tem said...

Yeah that just happeNed

The Meiz said...

Dong

The Meiz said...

Just remembered I forgot to put my out of office notices on for Monday.

tem said...

Can you loGin from home and do it?

The Meiz said...

No. I don't have access to the Outlook Web App. I'll just have somebody log in to my PC & phone and do it on Monday.

Sabo-metrics said...

Mize isn't doing so well in the fmlb playoffs

Sabo-metrics said...

Fucking Braxton

Sabo-metrics said...

Doesn't look grate

Aitch said...

"we are about to embark on of of the most highest scoring seasons of all time"

This^

Sabo-metrics said...

Most highest scoring is typical LPbonics

Aitch said...

True, but his point is still valid.

Aitch said...

Not too many dominant defenses, more pass happy teams, and a lot of teams moving to hurry up, no huddle style offenses.

Sabo-metrics said...

I don't get why punt returners call fair catch and then they look at the gunners as they're catching it and end up dropping it.

Sabo-metrics said...

That eminem berzerk song is pretty dope

Sabo-metrics said...

Can't believe I'm rooting for Notre Dame

Sabo-metrics said...

The leprechaun just said it's our house. I think he's lost

Sabo-metrics said...

Bruno mars doing the super bowl halftime show? Awful

The Meiz said...

And here I am, on my 2003 Dell Dimension.

Fuck life.

tem said...

cmtem has a dell inspiron

tem said...

it is newer than 2003. honestly i have no clue how you kept a laptop running since 2003

Aitch said...

FOOTBALL!!!!

The Meiz said...

"it is newer than 2003. honestly i have no clue how you kept a laptop running since 2003"


It's a desktop, and exgfmeiz bought it in 2003. I still have the documents somewhere.

The Meiz said...

It's a Dell Dimension 2400

Sabo-metrics said...

I thought you boat* a super computer like 3-4 years ago?

The Meiz said...

LIOOOONNNSSSS!!!!!!!!

The Meiz said...

"I thought you boat* a super computer like 3-4 years ago?"

Less than a year and a half ago. It wouldn't start yesterday. Worked fine on Friday night.

Hit the power button, light flashes on, fan spins once, stops, repeats every 10 seconds. Took it to fucking Geek Squad. On it's way to Kentucky tomorrow. I don't care what it costs.

Jugdish said...

And here I am, on my 2003 Dell Dimension.

Fuck life.




so dramatic

Jugdish said...

steelers up 4-0...funny looking score

Jugdish said...

or maybe its 2-0 now

The Meiz said...

I didn't spend a thousand dollars to not have an operational computer. Get bent.

Jugdish said...

#firstworldproblems

The Meiz said...

Fucking right.

Sabo-metrics said...

Amendola hurt. Weird

Aitch said...

The Pats definitely miss Gronk and Hernandez.

Aitch said...

Edelman has had a good game though.

Aitch said...

Wow, Tem, your boys just handed the Jets the game...

Sabo-metrics said...

Tampa LB is a retard

tem said...

you can't keep Geno Smith from winning NFL games.

tem said...

#undefeated
#bestwinningpercentageofalltime
#neverlostannflgame
#namathwho?

tem said...

fuck it

tem said...

old?

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