Friday, August 23, 2013

Why was that a surprise? You can always pick the winners at the starting gate - the winners and the losers. Who woulda put a penny on me?

Seems to me Keef doesn't watch much TV. and Tem doens't really watch cable TV, sticks to the networks. And Meiz spends most of his down time on the internet. Jug runs so TV is out. Aitch watches facebook. Blue is a mystery. Like that rich guy that lives on a hill mystery.

So just me and TP watch awesome programming on the tube I guess. Ok.

Isn't the liquor process awesome? Take a raw ingredient and interact with it in a way that creates this perfect little drop of nectar that lowers our inhibitions and makes us feel invincible. I still am bothered by people who say they don't drink. And I'm not saying you should go hard everyday but an occasional beer, wine or spirit? Really? Never?

Instead of beer (to not pack on so many calories) I sometimes come home from a days work and fashion me up a cocktail before dinner.  Today it was a tequila sunrise.  Tequilla, OJ, splash of Grenadine.

Hitler spoof videos get me every time.

If I take a "few" swigs from the white wine bottle while I cook with it ; even though I don't like white wine, even though I don't drink white wine ; does that make me an alcoholic?

I really need to start exercising.  Serious.  A few push ups here and there is not going to get it done.  Oh but who has the time!!!!!

But serious either I need to start exercising or buy some suite ass life insurance so when I die from a heart attack at age 38 my wife will just be emotionally scarred not monetarily scarred.  I got a 750K policy through work but homegirl needs at least another milly on top of that.  She cray.

Such a morbid thought.  Check this though.  My mom was one of 11 kids.  7 had heart attacks, three dead from massive ones, 2 before 40 years old.  Dad's side.  2 heart attacks.  I mean I gotta think it's in play for me too even though right now I'm a picture of health heart wise.  It's gotta be a factor.  Otherwise what's the point of the question on all those medical forms of "family history"?

AC Monday to Tuesday.  If I hit jackpot quitting work for realz.

I'm off this week.  I like to take the first two weeks of July and the last week of August.  That's how I roll.  DET.

Spanish style shrimp tonight.  Sazon dusted shrimp crisp in a frying pan cooked with a touch of white wine and butter.  Yellow rice, Pinto beans.  White (fancy farm dealio) string beans with garden cherry tomatoes.  DET.

Movie quote title : Once Upon A Time In America.

PIECE.

197 comments:

Keef said...

Seems to me Keef doesn't watch much TV



Accurate

Keef said...

Police in Washington state are searching for two young suspects who beat an 88 year old World War II veteran to death in a parking lot Wednesday night.




2 black kids, white old man

Jugdish said...

those kind of things are frowned upon

/jesse jackson

Aitch said...

"Spanish style shrimp tonight.  Sazon dusted shrimp crisp in a frying pan cooked with a touch of white wine and butter."

So you don't like shrimp. Got it.

/Keith

El Padrino said...

2 black kids, white old man

sensing a theme here

tem said...

"Tem doens't really watch cable TV"


i watch Big Bang Theory reruns, Usually on TBS. Family Guy reruns, usually on TBS. The Glades on A&E.
new big bang and family guy, cbs, fox.

and sports on espn, fox, cbs, nbc, abc, wherever.

Jugdish said...

im watching under the dome right now. i also watch big bang, seinfeld, friends, and criminal minds reruns here and there

tem said...

I bet Keith watches team umi zoomi

Tyler said...

So is the LoV Fantasy Football league officially dead?

Tyler said...

This was finally going to be the Action Jackson year.

Tyler said...

*Action Jackons year.

Keef said...

I bet Keith watches team umi zoomi



No, that's awful

Keef said...

So you don't like shrimp. Got it.

/Keith




LP didn't say he loves shrimp and then say it's great when the taste is covered up by everything else

El Padrino said...

I love shrimp just boiled in water

BLUE said...

no coincidence that EP (a short man) love shrimps?

El Padrino said...

who doesn't like shrimp

roaches of the ocean

El Padrino said...

first guy to pick up a scrimp* and eat it......

colov

BLUE said...

"first guy to pick up a scrimp* and eat it......"

this makes more sense to me, they're like fish

much more sense than the guy who took and ground up wheat and turned it into flour to bake bread

El Padrino said...

God.

no chance

/meiz

El Padrino said...

the organic food movement and the popularity of natural foods have me believing in HAIN

I don't think the lifestyle is a fad any longer I think it's here to stay

keeping my eye on it and others in that sector now

downside is a company like general mills or another huge conglomerate can just spend the cash flow they operate with to create competition or Buy them (buying them works for an investor because it raises the value, typically sales go for 20% higher of the market cap)

developing......

El Padrino said...

and im with Ichan, apple is $600 stock

El Padrino said...

it will definitely buy back some stock so at least $550

if I were actively in the market i'd be selling puts and buying call options

El Padrino said...

andy reid looks like santa claus with the giant red chief shirt and the giant black communication belt on his waist

he should def go back to black

Jugdish said...

if I were actively in the market i'd be selling puts and buying call options



that would be a bad move

El Padrino said...

are any of you "draft the high first round back up RB that you don't own" guy?

for instance arian foster, someone has him the #2 or #3 guy and you draft Tate later in the draft

or are you courteous assume everyone else will be and handicap your own guys?

El Padrino said...

"that would be a bad move"

you speak this language?

BLUE said...

tate is worthless to me

El Padrino said...

its funny how bill has seen enough of Tebow to not even play him in a blowout

BLUE said...

"and im with Ichan, apple is $600 stock"

I've been thinkg hard about aapl

I just can't buy very much of it...

but i'm afeared that their new iphone 5s or whatever is going to be a flop when they reveal it, and that will crush the stock price

El Padrino said...

even if the product flops they control 75% of the music downloads market

this gold/silver product launch is crap but they still have the market cap of a FUCKING OIL COMPANY

re read that

it's a monopoly that no one seems to understand

and of course you can always
hedge your bet

BLUE said...

cmblue got pissed at me the other day for all the money I have in the market right now.

She thinks i'm pissing it away, like it's all going to tank and be gone. I tried to tell her that i'm up about $1200 in like 2 months worth of time (unrealized), but she doesn't care.

BLUE said...

I've been playing in the market for years, and never really gotten hurt, she acts like this is a new thing and that I have no idea what i'm doing.

she called it gambling, which it can be if you're not a smart investor

El Padrino said...

Samsung/android has done wonders cutting into the mobile phone business but they still have the best MP3 player alive and they dominate the field and own a library of songs available for download that it should be illegal

iTunes reveunue alone is bigger than a buttload of companies, fortune 500 companies

El Padrino said...

women don't understand don't even try to explain just nod and close the door

BLUE said...

fuck iTunes, everyone uses Pandora and spotify

BLUE said...

I don't even know what those things are, but I just like to spout of nonsensically

BLUE said...

she doesn't know about the tesla i'm going to buy either

BLUE said...

(s)

i'm not buying a tesla

El Padrino said...

if it weren't so damn expensive i'd buy it

BLUE said...

true dat

Jugdish said...

you speak this language?



not at all

Keef said...

44% of nations had their highest temperatures of the last half-century between 2001 and 2010.

BLUE said...

all of the years in this century are between 2001 and 2012

Keef said...

or are you courteous assume everyone else will be and handicap your own guys?




Fuck being courteous. There is money on the line

El Padrino said...

good wanted to make sure i'm not the only asshole

The Meiz said...

"And Meiz spends most of his down time on the internet."

Accurate. I'm always looking for entertainment and learning.

The Meiz said...

"or are you courteous assume everyone else will be and handicap your own guys?"

You mean handcuff, yes? If so, fuck that shit. I'm snagging or making you pay big for that Tate handcuff for when Foster goes down with his knee or shoulder injury this year.

The Meiz said...

Just like when I pressured a guy in my league to pay 72 of his 100 dollar FA budget on Antonio Gates last year.

tem said...

"who doesn't like shrimp

roaches of the ocean"



roaches of the ocean makes me not want to like them.

BLUE said...

i'm not a huge shrimp fan

Keef said...

They're called jumbo shrimp

The Meiz said...

"i'm not a huge shrimp fan"

Get out of town

Keef said...

I wish I was creative enough and had enough interesting stuff to say to write a book

The Meiz said...

I could write a book. It would need some heavy editing though.

The Meiz said...

My book would be like Drunk History

El Padrino said...

I could totally right* a book.

it would suck probably

Keef said...

Steelers trade for Felix Jones

Keef said...

I could totally right* a book.

it would suck probably




Well yeah, that's what I'm saying. I could physically write it, it just wouldn't be interesting at all.

Keef said...

I could probably write a kids book

Aitch said...

I don't like shrimp, either.

Jugdish said...

I could probably write a kids book



you should comb through all of the old LOV posts and find enough Lp qoutes to make a quote a day calendar

Keef said...

you should comb through all of the old LOV posts and find enough Lp qoutes to make a quote a day calendar



jug is a genius

ns

Keef said...

I will do this. But I'll use everyone's quotes. Then I'll get cmk to print them out. I'll try to get it done in time for a 2014 calendar

ns

Keef said...

well, 2015 calendar. NFW I'm getting this done in 3 months

El Padrino said...

THAT'S ONLY 12 QUOTES

in our hey day we had 12 a day that would be calendar material

Jugdish said...

Then I'll get cmk to print them out


click File, and then click Print...read a book bro


/Lp

The Meiz said...

"I don't like shrimp, either."

I am beside myself

El Padrino said...

Tyson playing Mike Tyson Punch Out game

Keef said...

I am beside myself



Is it Andy or Brew City Drew or dikembe meiztombo beside you?

Jugdish said...

deluxe

The Meiz said...

Dong

The Meiz said...

Get to work on that calendar, Flo. I need to be embarrassed more.

Jugdish said...

one of the days on the calendar should be a link to the mize tribute video...make that on his birthday

Keef said...

one of the days on the calendar should be a link to the mize tribute video



Do you just put your mouse on the piece of paper and click it?

BLUE said...

"you should comb through all of the old LOV posts and find enough Lp qoutes to make a quote a day calendar"

"THAT'S ONLY 12 QUOTES"

knows math

BLUE said...

DAN THE MAN

Keef said...

knows math




Hilarity. I didn't even see that 12 quote comment

Jugdish said...

Do you just put your mouse on the piece of paper and click it?



yes...or type it in

El Padrino said...

gems

Keef said...

The 12 quote comment will definitely be on the January 1 page

Keef said...

Sweater vest was on Dan Patrick this morning. He started the conversation by saying "5'9 1/2, 180 lbs". Made me lol

El Padrino said...

just saw calendar and thought months

Keef said...

just saw calendar and thought months



I can see how the "quote a day" part through* you off

Jugdish said...

The 12 quote comment will definitely be on the January 1 page


The Padronian Calendar

El Padrino said...

"I can see how the "quote a day" part through* you off"

I know how, I didn't read it

Keef said...

hey, at least he got the # of months right.

The Meiz said...

black lady at work last month:

It's 10 months to a year, right?

Jugdish said...

It's 10 months to a year, right?



tell her 10 months is a fiscal year

The Meiz said...

"tell her 10 months is a fiscal year"

Jug's on a roll this morning

ToddPacker said...

""I don't like shrimp, either."

I am beside myself"


I hate shrimp too

El Padrino said...

wow

hate the man said

The Meiz said...

Something is wrong with you people. How can you dislike wonderful, delicious sea roaches? Is it the taste? The texture?

BLUE said...

yes, the taste, the texture.

i'll eat shrimps, I'm just not a huge fan

BLUE said...

the smell, the shit...all of it

Jugdish said...

i like grilled shrimp, but i prefer it right off the grill. not a fan of boiled shrimp. fried shrimp doesn't do much for me

Keef said...

fried anything is good

Keef said...

Maybe I'm misremembering, but isn't mize the pickiest person here with food?

El Padrino said...

that's what I recall

Jugdish said...

Maybe I'm misremembering, but isn't mize the pickiest person here with food?



that's probably me. we give mize a hard time for not liking onions and peppers, but im the one who doesn't like a lot of cheese

El Padrino said...

you can boil shrimp
sauté shrimp
fry shrimp
bake shrimp
there's shrimp creole
shrimp scampi
shrimp cocktail

I think that's about it.

/bubba

Keef said...

Actually, LP might be the pickiest. What with his issue with white condiments and restaurant chains

El Padrino said...

I like condiments (just not white condiments)

Keef said...

You're right. I should have been more specific with "white condiments"

Jugdish said...

i like chains, just not restaurant chains

/Lp

El Padrino said...

basically I don't like mayo or anything may based

I also despise ranch

Keef said...

I like white condiments. They are great with rice and hot sauce

/H

El Padrino said...

and chain restaurants has nothing to do with being a picky eater

if you want to say i'm picky of where I eat then you could I guess say that

I probably "like" everything on the menu at OG, just don't like the way they cook it.

Keef said...

In the oven?

Jugdish said...

In the oven?



or all spiced up and serve over rice?

El Padrino said...

I don't go to chain restaurants unless there is vulgarity in them.

/meiz

tem said...

i am a picky eater as well.

BLUE said...

I am not a picky eater

I just like stuff that taste* good

Jugdish said...

uniform power ranking

#117 cracked me up

BLUE said...

"But figures provided by the government show that there has been a rape reported to police every day in Mumbai between January and March this year. The average number of reported rapes in a month in 2013 in the city rose dramatically to 30.33, from 19.25 in 2012."

hide your women

Spaceman Spiff said...

"women don't understand don't even try to explain just nod and close the door"

reminded me


this one time i'll let you ask me about my business

El Padrino said...

nice one

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Instead of beer (to not pack on so many calories) I sometimes come home from a days work and fashion me up a cocktail before dinner."

mentioned this before, youre not saving many calories, if any, by going hard liquor



Keef said...

Maybe he uses Skinnygirl vodker

Jugdish said...

im sure Lp's liquor diet will make the calendar

Jugdish said...

Lp will probably have the first week of each month devoted to his quotes

El Padrino said...

"mentioned this before, youre not saving many calories, if any, by going hard liquor"

yes, but I drink less

so instead of 6 beers = 700 calories

2 cocktails = 400 or so

something like that

The Meiz said...

"so instead of 6 beers = 700 calories"

I'd bet the beer LP drinks has way more calories.

Keef said...

So you come home from work and have a six pack?

The Meiz said...

"So you come home from work and have a six pack?"


Very common here

Jugdish said...

I'd bet the beer LP drinks has way more calories.



^^^^

Keef said...

Very common here



Here meaning Sconnie, or here meaning you?

The Meiz said...

I know a guy that used to sit on the tailgate of his truck with a couple other guys and they'd each drink a 12 pack in their work parking lot every day after work.

The Meiz said...

"Here meaning Sconnie, or here meaning you?"

WI

Jugdish said...

know a guy that used to sit on the tailgate of his truck with a couple other guys and they'd each drink a 12 pack in their work parking lot every day after work.



there is 3 guys

Keef said...

Well, there's nothing else to do in Sconnie


S

Keef said...

Leave daddy alone, kids. He's on the bottle again

/cmlp

Jugdish said...

Leave daddy alone, kids. He's on the bottle diet again



fixed

BLUE said...

hmm, I need to analyze this

I can get a much better buzz off of two hard liquor drinks than I can off of 2 beers.

El Padrino said...

"So you come home from work and have a six pack?"

yeah

or a few then some wine
or a few then some bourbon/scotch

not all before dinner maybe 3 before 3 after or something like that

El Padrino said...

don't judge

Keef said...

drunk

BLUE said...

so fat tire (assuming that's what i'm drinking) has 163 calories per bottle. To drink enough to get a strong buzz, I need 4 bottles, so 650ish calories

i'll drink a mixed drink with vodka, say vodka and lemonade, according to the google machine, 2 drinks will come out about 625 calories.

So I give Spiff the win

BLUE said...

granted the 2 drinks of vodka counts as 8oz of liquor...which should equate to 8 beers.

BLUE said...

so in the end, I drink way more alcohol with the same amount of calories...win/win

tem said...

el pad must be stressed at work

tem said...

LP is drinking mich ultra

Keef said...

Miller 64 is where it's at


/mize

Aitch said...

it only takes four beers to give you a strong buzz?

BLUE said...

4 beers in an hour is pretty good buzz. I can still drive, but probably not legally

The Meiz said...

"it only takes four beers to give you a strong buzz?"

We're not all 275, H.

tem said...

you probably can't drive legally after 1.5 beers. fucking laws.

Keef said...

We're not all 275, H.




hahahahahaha

Aitch said...

I weigh 240 homie

The Meiz said...

Okay.

Keef said...

We're not all 240, H.

The Meiz said...

I don't believe 240, by the by. H dwarfs Deluxe and he's 250+

Aitch said...

And I wasn't making fun of Blue. I wish that's all it took for me.

Aitch said...

"don't believe 240, by the by. H dwarfs Deluxe and he's 250+"

remember a couple of weeks ago when I was really sick and a little bit concerned? And you guys told me to go to the doctor? And I went to the doctor? Yeah, I weighed in at 243 pounds and I've lost more weight since then.

Next!
/(I forget who used that)

Aitch said...

I'm 6' tall. I don't "dwarf" anybody

Keef said...

zeke said that.

And it was NEXT!

Keef said...

I don't believe 240, by the by




240 is just the top half

/elevator guy

Aitch said...

I really hope that old dude has keeled over from a heart attack by now.

Keef said...

You stay on this path, you'll have the same fate


/elevator guy

tem said...

Dr scales are bogus

tem said...

I'm at a dinky Chinese place and I am sure they are fucking with this guy that just walked in. They are asking him for his phone number for the order and keep telling him they don't have that number. He rattled off five numbers before they reached back and grabbed the only phone in order they had and asked if it was his. Turns out it was. One phone order and it was his what a shock. Now some lady is ordering but instead of saying the name of what she wants she is describing it. It is triple delight but instead she is naming the ingredients and saying how it is prepared.

The Meiz said...

"I'm 6' tall. I don't "dwarf" anybody"

Deluxe is 5'8" on a good day

The Meiz said...

Regardless, I believe you now

tem said...

Cmtem goes back to work Monday..... this weekend is going to suck

Aitch said...

I drove 600 miles today. Damn I'm tired...

tem said...

Cmtem: I'm getting a pedicure tommorow

Tem: ok

Cmtem: I need it. I'm getting one.

Tem: umm ok

Cmtem: no. I'm getting one. It's happening

Tem: does pedicure mean something different than what I think it means?

Aitch said...

Womens be crazy, you.

Jugdish said...

wall

The Meiz said...

I'm listening to my favorite Tupac album. And drunk.

Keef said...

I can't pick a favorite

/tem

Keef said...

Fuck working on Saturday

Aitch said...

^this^

Keef said...

But, the good thing is that if we work a Saturday, we get the following Friday off. So, 4 day weekend next weekend

Aitch said...

That's suite

Aitch said...

I got Sox vs. Sox tickets on Sat and Sun next weekend. Didn't pay for either game. Woot!

Keef said...

Interesting story

Keef said...

free tix are always suite

Aitch said...

Indeed. Saturday we are sitting in the White Sox family section and possibly visiting the visitors' clubhouse. Sunday we are sitting behind home plate, about 20 rows up

Keef said...

nice

tem said...

Who is we?

Aitch said...

Cherie, Henry, and Ed on Saturday. Diane on Sunday

Keef said...

So there is a show about a guy with a 132 lb scrotum

tem said...

Ooooohhhh H has a date

Aitch said...

Negative

The Meiz said...

Fucking Votto

The Meiz said...

My awful fantasy team for Jug to see. Draft positions on the left.


10 A.J. Green, Cin WR
11 LeSean McCoy, Phi RB
30 Victor Cruz, NYG WR
31 Tom Brady, NE QB
50 Lamar Miller, Mia RB
51 Antonio Brown, Pit WR
70 Brian Hartline, Mia WR
71 Owen Daniels, Hou TE
90 Lance Moore, NO WR
91 Andre Brown, NYG RB
110 Malcom Floyd, SD WR
111 Jermaine Gresham, Cin TE
130 Andy Dalton, Cin QB
131 Sebastian Janikowski, Oak K
150 Browns D/ST D/ST
151 Danny Woodhead, SD RB

The Meiz said...

"Starters" and Bench players


QB Tom Brady
RB LeSean McCoy
RB Lamar Miller
WR A.J. Green
WR Victor Cruz
TE Owen Daniels
FLEX Antonio Brown
FLEX Brian Hartline
D/ST Browns
K Sebastian Janikowski

Bench Lance Moore
Bench Andre Brown
Bench Malcom Floyd
Bench Jermaine Gresham
Bench Andy Dalton
Bench Danny Woodhead

The Meiz said...

Looking at the other teams in the league now, I don't feel so bad about it.

The Meiz said...

My main concern is Lamar Miller. I feel like I need to see another tailback get severely injured early so I can overbid on his replacement.

The Meiz said...

I like Andre Brown at 91 and love Woodhead at 151

The Meiz said...

I assume LP is fangirling out at the VMAs in Brooklyn tonight.

The Meiz said...

Runny diary, Kevin

ToddPacker said...

"Runny diary"

kanye was good. jt sucked

Keef said...

Had my $ draft tonight. I like my team. I hate when I like my team


Adrian Peterson, MIN
Brandon Marshall, CHI
Stevan Ridley, NE
Dwayne Bowe, KC
Jason Witten, DAL
Giovani Bernard, CIN
Andrew Luck, IND
Shane Vereen, NE
Chris Givens, STL
Ben Tate, HOU
Kenbrell Tompkins, NE
Ryan Broyles, DET
Justin Blackmon, JAC
Arizona Cardinals D/ST
Zach Sudfeld, NE
Greg Zuerlein, STL

Keef said...

Runny diary, Kevin



OK. I have it on DVR for that purpose


ns

Keef said...

if spiff don't mind

Keef said...

John Kruk is dying

Keef said...

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"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino