Friday, August 16, 2013

The secret pass word is.....NIPPLLLLESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

It's amazing to me how someone could just flat out lie like A-Rod lies.  I mean on the grandest stage of them all he just lies.  Says he doesn't even know Tony Bosch it's like you know sometimes maybe you tell a little lie to get by or get someone off your back.  Harmless right?  And only is told in front of one person or a few whatever.  He just tells whoppers with all the lights and cameras on and thinks nothing of it.  That's a special person.  Sociopath?

I get it gay people.  You're everywhere.   Great.  But what I don't get is how you've been able to convince straight men that wearing pink shorts or tight pants or short shirts or stupid shoes or clamdiggers are ok.  I mean have you seen what dudes be wearing lately.  I don't know who to blame but it's a problem.  Unless they are gay too then damn there are a lot more than I thought.

I should have been born 70 years ago.  I'll take all those problems of the baby boomer era over the pussification of America today.

I want to see The Canyons.

Dave Chappelle is touring.  DET.

Summer summer time summer time sadness.

Keef I called the Dodgers.

98 comments:

BLUE said...

I called the dodgers

El Padrino said...

keef laughed at us

El Padrino said...

you know the browns coach is a liar when he says that Jason Campbell still has a shot at unseating Weeden

stop it chudzinski

just stop it

BLUE said...

it just means that weeden is awful

BLUE said...

if you've got 2, then you don't have 1

Aitch said...

"Unless they are gay too then damn there are a lot more than I thought."

Is it sad that this sentence impressed me the most out of the whole post? Not due to content, but rather because EP used "than" correctly.

Our little boy is growing up...

Aitch said...

"if you've got 2, then you don't have 1"

Blue knows.

Aitch said...

I wish I was rich. They just live such different lives than the rest of us.

Aitch said...

Good thing I bought the winning powerball ticket this morning.

Aitch said...

I just would love to be able to pick up the phone and say, "fuel up the jet, I feel like flying to (fill in the blank.)"

BLUE said...

"I wish I was rich. They just live such different lives than the rest of us."

nah, I comment on here just like everyone else

Keef said...

Keef I called the Dodgers.



So did millions of others. Congrats

Keef said...

Pretty sure you didn't feel so good about that a month ago

BLUE said...

I fought you

BLUE said...

I thought we had a lordz of wagers....or maybe I decided not to bet it

El Padrino said...

apology accepted

El Padrino said...

rich people are assholes

BLUE said...

didn't know keith was rich

El Padrino said...

different type of asshole I guess

Keef said...

Scientists think heavy UV radiation turned the American flags on the moon white.

Keef said...

I fought you



huh

Keef said...

I thought we had a lordz of wagers....or maybe I decided not to bet it



I probably didn't put it on LOW. Original bet was they wouldn't make the playoffs, but we changed that to they wouldn't win the west

Keef said...

didn't know keith was rich



I have $33 in my checking account right now

Keef said...

But I have billions in my savings

El Padrino said...

I have $33 in my checking account right now

you're funny

Keef said...

You're right, I lied. I have $416 in my account, but my student loan payment hasn't technically been withdrawn yet, that happens on Monday.

El Padrino said...

god bless student loans

El Padrino said...

let's play how much we have in our checking accounts right now

keef said 416 (subject to change)
I have 528 (subject to change)

Keef said...

Money in your checking account is probably always subject to change

Keef said...

mize
30% off all clearance shit at Lids

El Padrino said...

that call of duty trailer with Eminem rapping over it is sick

El Padrino said...

that Sydney leathers does have nice bres-a-sis

BLUE said...

I have $93.28 in my checking account right now (NS)

BLUE said...

that's only because cmblue transferred money into the account, I had it set at $1.28 but she said that was too low

Keef said...

$92 transfer is a nice round number

BLUE said...

she transferred $100 so she could get an $8 carwash.

Keef said...

You should of* washed it for free

BLUE said...

she should of washed it for free

El Padrino said...

"she transferred $100 so she could get an $8 carwash."

have an A1 day!

BLUE said...

something about we're driving friends to this tonight so she had to have the car washed.

Keef said...

The son of longtime Boston Red Sox broadcaster Jerry Remy was arrested on a murder charge in the fatal stabbing of his girlfriend, hours after he was released from custody in an assault case against her.
Jared Remy was scheduled to be arraigned Friday in the death of Jennifer Martel, 27, at a Waltham apartment complex Thursday night, Middlesex District Attorney Marian Ryan said.
Remy, 34, was released on personal recognizance Wednesday in an open assault and battery case in which Martel was the alleged victim, Ryan said. There was no active restraining order against him, she said.


a) Told you I didn't like him, H. (S)

b) So he was arrested for assaulting the girl and released on Wednesday, and then kilt* her on Thursday? Hayzooz

El Padrino said...

who watches the blue chicks while you and cmblue go out if all the fam lives on the gulf cost?

El Padrino said...

maybe Remy kilt* Odin Lloyd too?

Keef said...

who watches the blue chicks while you and cmblue go out if all the fam lives on the gulf cost?



His butler

El Padrino said...

he must have a nanny on the payroll

Keef said...

This probably sounds a little harsh, but I would not be shocked or surprised if it ends up that the girl who was kidnapped in Cali and found in Idaho was somehow in on the whole plan

El Padrino said...

totally

Keef said...

crunchy cheetos are so good

BLUE said...

"This probably sounds a little harsh, but I would not be shocked or surprised if it ends up that the girl who was kidnapped in Cali and found in Idaho was somehow in on the whole plan"

I tolt cmblue the other day that I thought it was her plan

BLUE said...

I think the authorities are still investigating just in case, that's the case

BLUE said...

my point being, I realize she was scared, but c'mon, dude had to have stopped for gas at some point along the way, can't you jump out and run for help screaming?

El Padrino said...

some victim just succumb to their fate early and just accept it

or he threatened her nice and good and scared her straight

law and order SVU taught me that

The Meiz said...

So tired

The Meiz said...

I gotta check my neck meat

El Padrino said...

thyroid?

Keef said...

my point being, I realize she was scared, but c'mon, dude had to have stopped for gas at some point along the way, can't you jump out and run for help screaming?




Right. And since she was rescued, they said she didn't know her mom & bro were kilt*, she was told by the police. Then she gets on that chat thing the other day and says that he tied up her mom & bro and then had a timer that set the house on fire. I guess it's possible that she might of* learnt that from the police telling her, but I don't know why the police were tell her that.

El Padrino said...

#westcoastproblems

Keef said...

some victim just succumb to their fate early and just accept it



This is also true. And those zorseback riders talked about how she was looking down the whole time and looked scared.
I'm not sure if she was in on it, but it wouldn't surpise me after reading some of the stuff after the fact. Like, they found letters from her to the dude in his house.

Keef said...

but I don't know why the police would* tell her that.


*fized

El Padrino said...

EA is smoking

fuck tem

Keef said...

That other chick is hotter. And she doesn't have a beast of a nose

El Padrino said...

but EA seems cooler, her personality feels awesome

El Padrino said...

Charlie Manuel no longer Phillies manager

Keef said...

So they let him get his 1000th win and then fire him? That was nice of them

El Padrino said...

fuck em

tem said...

I'm not sure EA even makes my top 10 chick sports reporter list.

tem said...

Checking account is low. No point in keeping extra cash there.

tem said...

sportscenter has like 2 chicks better than ea. Some jenn brown or something is better. Holly Rowe, eteo

tem said...

So arod ratted these people out recently or years ago? Wgaf if he rats out Braun now?

tem said...

EA does have the best nekkid video of female sports r eporters. her probiotics commercials are Dumb.

tem said...

70% of my immune system lives in my stomach? Fuck you. My immune system has a time share in Vegas. ItLives In Grandview.

Keef said...

her probiotics commercials are Dumb.


Yes

The Meiz said...

I keep a lot of money in my checking account. That's where my paychecks get direct deposited.

I'm rather surprised you guys keep the checking account on low.

El Padrino said...

we spend it and pay bills

Keef said...

I keep more money in my savings. I keep enough in my checking for bills.

El Padrino said...

cmep does all that shit if I tell her I need money I just pull it out of whatever card she says and it always comes out

The Meiz said...

What about the debit card?

The Meiz said...

You guys just use credit cards?

El Padrino said...

debit card is used often yes

I don't use credit cards that I don't pay off by the end of the month.

Keef said...

The world has a little less cowbell

BLUE said...

Charissa Thompson is super hot, used to be a broncos cheerleader, she's around here a lot

Keef said...

here like your house?

BLUE said...

my office

Keef said...

nice

BLUE said...

I wish she was around my house

Keef said...

NO!

/cmblue

Keef said...

since noone else is going to finish NCAA, I'm just gonna play through and sim all your games so I can be the champ

Aitch said...

Needless to say, Keith, Jerry Remy will not be working the game tonight.

Aitch said...

"So arod ratted these people out recently or years ago? Wgaf if he rats out Braun now?"

it was supposedly earlier this year before everything came out but when A-Rod was first implicated.

Keef said...

wall

tem said...

Credit card points man

Keef said...

bye

tem said...

Where you going?

Aitch said...

Hell

Aitch said...

wall

The Meiz said...

I love watching the Fine Bros "React" videos every week on the youtube, but today's episode stunk. Teenagers getting self-righteous about the Blurred Lines video is the dumbest shit ever.

The Meiz said...

I feel like I should dump some of my car insurance. I hate paying that bill every 6 months.

tem said...

Everyone watching the Pi rates collapse?

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