Thursday, August 01, 2013

Pirates

We might consider having one post a week. Then we might get back to bnu. This is what we've become. Will we be back with a vengeance one day?

I got a ticket this morning. I failed to signal at a stop sign before making a left hand turn. It wasn't a real ticket though, I got it on base from the base cops. I should bring them a dozen donuts from time to time at the front gate.

I also enjoy a good waffle.

I might try the new applewood pulled pork sandwich at Subway today. Lp would approve. RIP Lp.

Pirates, Tem...Pirates.

Go!

91 comments:

Jugdish said...

drew brees was outed for being a bad tipper, but he says it was a take out order.

do you tip when you pick up take out?

i typically do not

Jugdish said...

unless i have a beer or something while i wait

Jugdish said...

hey, its august already

Jugdish said...

we suck

/aitch

Jugdish said...

mize...new yob update

Jugdish said...

do you have to wear a tie to work?

Jugdish said...

i need to buy my fantasy football magazine today

Jugdish said...

whatta gotta suspension for arod?

Jugdish said...

i don't want to work this weekend

Jugdish said...

suite

/tp

Keef said...

i need to buy my fantasy football magazine today



Wft is this shit?

BLUE said...

"Wft is this shit?"

it's a magazine that give you advise* on who will perform well and what value you can get in later rounds

tem said...

smoke and mirrors.

tem said...

do you even have to pay a base ticket?

tem said...

i got parking tickets all the time in college and you never had to pay them because the parking cops at school had 0 authority.

the worst they could do is threaten to withhold your diploma, but I am not sure they even really could withhold it. they could threaten to do it, but withholding it probably not allowed.

El Padrino said...

Jesus jug is bring football magazine to draft guy.

El Padrino said...

Buy frozen pulled pork from local grocer. Buy shitty bread. Make sammich.

Subway. Eat fresh!

El Padrino said...

I know I know keef its only $4. I get it.

El Padrino said...

I tip on takeout orders if there is not a takeout counter. Like a diner or a restaurant because typically the one waiter or waitress is the one filling your order making sure you have everything and its right.

tem said...

if i call in and get carry out i don't tip.


if i ate dinner there and got carry out for cmtem who was at home i'll tip on the carry out items too.

tem said...

i don't tip if i go get a pizza.

why would i tip when i go get bob evans?

tem said...

is Disney a beast too?

seems like they are beast like.

Keef said...

it's a magazine that give you advise* on who will perform well and what value you can get in later rounds


...that is printed like 3 months before the season

tem said...

maybe he just uses it to hide the playboy he is really looking at during the draft?

El Padrino said...

What's Playboy?

tem said...

it is internet porn in magazine form.

El Padrino said...

I don't think so tem.

Keef said...

Jesus jug is bring football magazine to draft guy.



LP knows

Jugdish said...

do you even have to pay a base ticket?



no

Jugdish said...

nothing wrong with bringing the magazine to the draft.

Jugdish said...

im in three leagues...just about everyone in those leagues is bring a magazine to draft guy

Jugdish said...

do you even have to pay a base ticket?


the cop said i could appeal the ticket, but it goes to her office for the appeal

Keef said...

im in three leagues...just about everyone in those leagues is bring a magazine to draft guy




Just curious, why not use the internets that has current status/injuries/depth chart/etc

El Padrino said...

Jesus jug is in a league of dorks

/sg

Keef said...

jug is jesus?

Jugdish said...

Just curious, why not use the internets that has current status/injuries/depth chart/etc


i use a current injury list from the internets. i like doing the research and all so i just use the magazine at the draft as well

Jugdish said...

Jesus jug is in a league of dorks



Lp being against this makes me think im doing the right thing

Jugdish said...

After trading Bud Norris on Wednesday, the Astros no longer have any player making more than $1.15 million on their active roster

tem said...

"I don't think so tem."

about Playboy or about Disney?

The Meiz said...

Really pissed off black lady today.

We got cheeseburgers, lettuce, tomato, buns, ketchup, and mustard for free from a broker up in our test kitchen. She then proceeds TO ASK FOR MORE FREE FOOD. She does this all the goddamn time, so I finally told her she needs to stop begging for free food and should be happy with what we were given FOR FREE. Gets all pissed off, almost snaps(would have laughed at her the whole time), and hasn't spoken to me in over an hour.

The lesson? Stop begging, you fucking freeloader.

The Meiz said...

"do you have to wear a tie to work?"

Hell to the no. We relaxed our dress code last year. All jeans everything.

The Meiz said...

"i need to buy my fantasy football magazine today"


Buy KUBIAK

Jugdish said...

Really pissed off black lady today.


i did that yesterday

/riley cooper

El Padrino said...

Disney was a dog for a long time. I will take a look. The Pixar deal and merchandising may have taken them outof the doghouse.

Playboy is Maxim with naked nipples. Porn in a magazine from would require you to buy a Hustler or Screwed.

tem said...

UFC talk:

Jose Aldo vs. Jung Chan-Sung

Should be a fight of two people punching each other a lot but nobody getting really hurt. Aldo should win because he will be in better shape and be faster. If you like watching two people punch each other with no damage being done then this fight is for you. **that statement guarantees this will be a highlight reel KO

Aldo decision.

Lyoto Machida vs. Phil Davis

This should be 3 rounds of Machida backpedaling and punching Davis once. If Davis rushes in often enough he will get KOed. If he tries to find a spot he will run of of time and lose a decision. I used to like Machida because people would rush in and he'd KO them or otherwise fuck them up. Then people stopped rushing in and all he does is wait, throws a few punches and collects his decision victory.

Machida - boring ass decision.

Cezar Ferreira vs. Thiago Santos

No idea who Cezar is. No idea who Santos is, but I know of other people named Thiago. So Santos wins.

Thales Leites vs. Tom Watson

Watson should be "The Doctor" like a Sherlock Holmes thing. I barely know these guys. Leites used to be someone, but I thought he retired or something. I'll go with Watson.

John Lineker vs. Jose Tome

No idea who these guys are. I'll go Lineker.


Vinny Magalhães vs Anthony Perosh
no idea

Amanda Nunes vs Sheila Gaff
no idea

Neil Magny vs Sergio Moraes
no idea

Ian McCall vs Iliarde Santos

Ian goes by Uncle Creepy. He gave the champ a run for his money twice. This should be an easy win for him.


Rani Yahya vs Josh Clopton
no idea

Viscardi Andrade vs Bristol Marunde
no idea

Ednaldo Oliveira vs Francimar Barroso
no idea

Keef said...

Rampage is fighting Ortiz in Bellator later this year

Keef said...

I'll take fights I would have liked to have seen 5 years ago for $600, Alex.

tem said...

"Rampage is fighting Ortiz in Bellator later this year"

haha. two out of champ former good people fighting. both will be winded after 3 minutes. one will eventually fall down and stay down.

The Meiz said...

I should start wearing denim button-up shirts to work like it's 1994 again.

Keef said...

two out of champ former good people fighting



Elbonics

Keef said...

The Kansas City Chiefs paid a steep price to acquire Alex Smith this offseason, but according to offensive coordinator Doug Pederson, Kansas City got a steal. Pederson considers the quarterback the best in the NFL.
"Ultimately, every team has to have a quarterback," Pederson told The Kansas City Star. "I think we have the best in the league."



ha

Keef said...

more like Doug Spederson

Keef said...

I just called another insurance company about a claim, and the adjuster's name is Alex Rodriguez

Keef said...

I axed him about Biogenesis.

tem said...

did he blank stare you?

Keef said...

Judge sentences Cleveland kidnapper Ariel Castro to life, plus 1,000 years



AKA, TP

Keef said...

did he blank stare you?


We don't have video phones

Keef said...

Describing himself as a "very emotional person," Ariel Castro said during his sentencing hearing that "these people are trying to paint me as a monster and I'm not a monster. I'm sick."
"I believe I am addicted to porn to the point that it makes me impulsive and I lost it," he said, adding he's "not trying to make excuses."


LP better be careful

tem said...

"We don't have video phones"

so?

tem said...

i am blank staring you now without a video phone.

Keef said...

i am blank staring you now without a video phone.



OK. I knew that the same as I knew if the other dude was blank staring me

El Padrino said...

Not a fan of Disney tem. Too many rivals that are just as consistent as they are and the stock according to the numbers is actually over valued at this point in regards to its growth potential. Trading near a high.

Its not a beast.

tem said...

"OK. I knew that the same as I knew if the other dude was blank staring me"

so you knew he was blank staring you?

why didn't you just say so?

tem said...

your face is a Beast.

El Padrino said...

The market loves it. Afraid they have pushed this to a number that is just too high according the fundamentals. And the dividend is very middle of the road. Like half of what standard S&P companies average.

Fucking Lone Ranger kilt them.

Jugdish said...

Lp

tem said...

disney has all that marvel crap and the star wars crap now.

tem said...

i wonder if i will get any money from the NCAA for their using my likeness without my permission.

tem said...

i think with 10+ years of interest they probably owe me about 1 cent.

Aitch said...

"do you tip when you pick up take out?

i typically do not"

I don't

Aitch said...

"We got cheeseburgers, lettuce, tomato, buns, ketchup, and mustard for free from a broker up in our test kitchen. She then proceeds TO ASK FOR MORE FREE FOOD. She does this all the goddamn time, so I finally told her she needs to stop begging for free food and should be happy with what we were given FOR FREE. Gets all pissed off, almost snaps(would have laughed at her the whole time), and hasn't spoken to me in over an hour."

What else did she want?

Aitch said...

Also, I like how you list the condiments.

Aitch said...

Just watched a documentary on the life and early death of Reggie Lewis. It was really well done. Sad story.

Aitch said...

How did I not know that Cal Ripken's mother was abducted last year?

Aitch said...

I wonder what tip led the police to search this lake in Bristol...

Aitch said...

With this comment, I have no exceeded the <5 threshold, Keith.

Aitch said...

NFL Live interviewing Brent Celek about how Riley Cooper's teammates feel about him right now. Now, I'm no media expert, but wouldn't it make more sense to interview a black player?

Keef said...

With this comment, I have no exceeded the <5 threshold, Keith.



That was your 7th comment, County Counterson

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

hilarity

Keef said...

Be careful w/ balcony sex, LP

The Meiz said...

"What else did she want?"

Onions & Pickles.

Seriously.

When somebody gives you something for free, you accept what they gave you and appreciate it. Nobody is owed anything else. We got gourmet fuckin' burgers and she complains because we didn't get onions and pickles on our topping tray.

BLUE said...

Pickles are pretty good

Keef said...

She didn't ask for collared greens?


/blue

BLUE said...

C'mon that doesn't go with a burger

Aitch said...

"Be careful w/ balcony sex, LP"

Worst first date ever

tem said...

No onions? Wtf is that Bullshit?

The Meiz said...

It seems people that have life good have something in common with people on welfare.

Aitch said...

What a win by the Red Sox.

The Meiz said...

There was beisbol tonight?

tem said...

I wasn't serious about onions. I don't like onions.

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