Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Is it tuesday?

Guy in my second $$$ league kept Eli Manning. He used his 1st round pick to do it. 5th overall pick, Eli Manning. Needless to say I don't think the guy had a good draft. Needless to say he will win the title. I wish the other people in the league were as dumb, but they were not. One guy went back to back TEs in rounds 5 and 6, that seemed odd. Davis and Rudolph. Another guy waited until round 5 to get a RB, I think he is going to trot the STL guy out there, either him or Bernard from CIN. All in all it was good time, although I got yelled at for having drafts on Sunday and then Monday. I guess cmtem thinks I pick the schedule for these things.


Why is it in Cinderella that the glass slipper never turned into something else after midnight? Did she already have some fancy glass shoes beforehand? I mean, the carriage became a pumpkin, the horse mice, her clothes went back to normal, but her slipper stayed. WFT?


Pirates are no longer in first place. They still have a good lead in the WC, especially for WC 2, but I still think they are going to choke and miss the playoffs. They roll like that.

TPS caught me bad this AM.

91 comments:

Aitch said...

Taking shit about fantasy drafts is so much fun.

tem said...

i enjoy it. ns

tem said...

i pretty much love all things football related

tem said...

i like how people are all over rex ryan for putting in the Sanchize behind a 2nd team offensive line. like that was guaranteed to get him hurt. it wasn't the 2nd team OL vs the 1st team DL. it was 2s on 2s.

i guess these people think all backup QBs get hurt during the preseason. apparently 60% of the time the back up gets hurt everytime.

BLUE said...

when else would the backup QB get a chance to work?

tem said...

apparently it is very dangerous to have them work then.

tem said...

it's like the 2nd most dangerous job in the world....apparently.

Aitch said...

Your starting QB has no business being in the game in the 4th quarter of a meaningless game. It's not a guarantee he'll get hurt. It is just an unnecessary risk.

Aitch said...

"i pretty much love all things football related"

This

Aitch said...

Wall

Keef said...

Neither horses nor tumbleweeds are native to North America.

Keef said...

Your starting QB has no business being in the game in the 4th quarter of a meaningless game


Sanchez isn't necessarily the starter

Jugdish said...

Sanchez isn't necessarily the starter


he might have been after geno's performance in that game

Jugdish said...

cmjug doesn't like my draft schedule either. i told her she is lucky i don't hunt or fish...the draft is the only time investment in the league that affects her

Keef said...

he might have been after geno's performance in that game



AHMIK

Aitch said...

"Neither horses nor tumbleweeds are native to North America."

I knew horses weren't. Didn't know about tumbleweeds

BLUE said...

"Your starting QB has no business being in the game in the 4th quarter of a meaningless game"

but your backup does

I think it was pretty much established that Geno Smith was the starter of that game

wouldn't there have been a huge outcry if Sanchez hadn't played at all?

BLUE said...

geno is the future, who cares if your backup QB who you already know sucks (hello butt fumble) gets hurt

tem said...

"Your starting QB has no business being in the game in the 4th quarter of a meaningless game"

if he sucks and needs the practice he has lots of business being in there.

tem said...

they should just let whoever the 3rd guy is start.

i don't even know who it is, but he should start.

BLUE said...

maybe they can pickup matt leinart?

Keef said...

if he sucks and needs the practice he has lots of business being in there.



::tears:: That's my quarterback!

/TP

Keef said...

maybe they can pickup matt leinart?



He's a Bill

BLUE said...

"He's a Bill"

that's not very far from New York

Keef said...

Not very far at all

The Meiz said...

"Not very far at all"

Too far for LP

Keef said...

It's probably about the same distance from NY to Buffalo as it is from Chicago to Milwaukee, about 10 hours

/LP

The Meiz said...

Put it on the calendar.

Keef said...

I will definitely try to find that one

The Meiz said...

I think it was probably like August 2010. Removing cinnamon, I think it was Summit I related.

Keef said...

Ah, that makes sense. I thought it might have been back when he went to Chicago to go to the Bears game.

tem said...

wtf are you talking about?

Keef said...

LP said it was a 10 hour drive from Chicago to Milwaukee

Jugdish said...

i was rounding up

/Lp

Jugdish said...

make it a 13 month calendar and give Lp his own month...El Padtober

Keef said...

seems high


/jug

Keef said...

make it a 13 month calendar and give Lp his own month...El Padtober




I've had more than 13 gems

/LP

Jugdish said...

ha

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

"wall" should be somewhere in the calendar

Keef said...

You know what should not be somewhere in the calendar?


Your face

Jugdish said...

are twitter comments allowed?

/mize

Jugdish said...

tuites*

Keef said...

I don't use calendars unless they have vulgarity in them


/mize

The Meiz said...

Fuckin A

Keef said...

The Pittsburgh Pirates acquired outfielder Marlon Byrd and catcher John Buck in a trade Tuesday with the New York Mets.

Jugdish said...

they're still gonna choke

/tem

Keef said...

I've got Century Link coming out to my house on Friday to set up the Prism and internets. Gonna cost $160 to cancel DTV, but CL is gonna give me a $100 Visa card and then a $50 credit on my first month's bill. Dude said I could call DTV and tell them I'm going out of town for a month and they'll suspend service, that way I can get the card during that time and then pay part of my cancel fee with that.
All that being said, hopefully CL doesn't suck.

Keef said...

But my combined internets/TV bill will be about $40 cheaper a month, so that will be suite. And my internets will be faster

Keef said...

allegedly

The Meiz said...

It would be nice if we had some sort of fios here.

Keef said...

I hate when people send emails and put the whole body of their message in the subject line. I guess it's not bad if it's a quick 1 line thing, but when people put like 3-4 sentences. Annoying.

Keef said...

Finkel's bachelorette party in Vegas this weekend.

The Meiz said...

"I hate when people send emails and put the whole body of their message in the subject line. I guess it's not bad if it's a quick 1 line thing, but when people put like 3-4 sentences. Annoying."


Yes. Awful.

The Meiz said...

And the problem that creates is people that don't bother actually opening the email. Happens here all the time.

The Meiz said...

Unrelated, I hurt Tamika's feelings at least 3 times a week. She fucks up the dynamic of our department by being subordinate and undermining our processes.

The Meiz said...

Just needed to say that somewhere today.

The Meiz said...

"Finkel's bachelorette party in Vegas this weekend."


I wish this was being Spreecasted

Keef said...

Tamika


ha

Keef said...

I don't know what spreecasted is

The Meiz said...

Yes. I tolt you, she's THE stereotype.

The Meiz said...

"I don't know what spreecasted is"


Newer, better UStream

Keef said...

So, for cmk's bach party, they got her this little tiara thing that had penii* on it. She's giving it to Finkel to use this weekend. Yesterday, cmk told hsil that when csil is done with it, hsil can use it when she gets married. Then one of them said, "yeah, and when hsil is done using it, she can give it to bilok". hahaha

The Meiz said...

Oof.

BLUE said...

If Arizona would just legalize it, bilok might get married sooner than csilok

Keef said...

he lives in michigan

Keef said...

25/35

BLUE said...

"he lives in Michigan"

well, he's got that going for him

BLUE said...

"he lives in Michigan"

don't blame him, had to escape the persecution that exists in Arizona

Jugdish said...

The Pittsburgh Pirates acquired outfielder Marlon Byrd and catcher John Buck in a trade Tuesday with the New York Mets.


I heard today is marlon byrd tshirt day at mess stadium

Keef said...

Some dude from my company just emailed me. To email me, he had to type my first and last name on the To: line and it enters my info. He had to type my first and last name.
The email starts off "Dear Kevin"...

The Meiz said...

Seriously, office people are largely morons.

tem said...

Wtf is finkel?

Keef said...

The mayor of crazytown

Aitch said...

2 things. When did we start calling csil Finkel? That's new, right?

Also, did we know she was getting married? I feel like I didn't..

BLUE said...

She's marrying the sober dude

The Meiz said...

"Also, did we know she was getting married? I feel like I didn't.."

C'mon, Aitch.

Keef said...

When did we start calling csil Finkel?




Me and my buddies have called her that since she dated my buddy. I mentioned it here a while back

Keef said...

She's marrying the sober dude




That's drunk every time we see him

The Meiz said...

Yeah, sober needed quotations around it

Keef said...

Goddamn, I hate the Cardinals so much

The Meiz said...

Madden 25 is free with Sunday Ticket, I think.

The Meiz said...

"Goddamn, I hate the Cardinals so much"

Fucking baby eaters

tem said...

I missed the finkel stuff....did know she was engaged.

Why wasn't h and a chick at the game a date?

tem said...

Temerity is a great word

tem said...

Pirates starters are back to sucking, except one, and their bullpen is shot.

The Meiz said...

The Pirates don't suck. It's just that the Brewers don't actually suck. They're better than .500 if they didn't have to suffer thru the worst month in franchise history(May).

tem said...

Pirates are playing sub 500 in their last 25 or so games. Locke, burnette, cole are all pitching poorly lately and the bullpen is wore out. Liriano is still pitching well but the other starter has been bad too.

Pirates are 20 games over 500 or whatever but only have a plus 40 something run differential. They rely on pitching but their pitching is bad right now. They are losing pretty much every series they play.

tem said...

That 10.5 game lead in the WC Keith said two weeks ago is now 5.

Keef said...

Cincy's WC lead is 5, pittsburgh's is 8

BLUE said...

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