Friday, August 09, 2013

I'm your Huckleberry

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Almost time for El Picks.

Tell you what I'm pumped up about the New York Football Giants.

I'm ready for quad box.  #quadbox

I feel bad for people that don't get the true fall experience.  Weather, sweaters, opening the winders* fall breeze, leaves.

I got the hots for Rene Russo circa 1990-1998 ish.

I feel like shit sometimes in the morning,  I assume that is getting older type stuff.

Malkovich was a creep in the movie In the Line of Fire

So busy at work man,  wish I can sit on my phone and rap with you boys.

Can't believe the fucking Super Bowl is in the swamps, shit is cray.  Weather is gonna be awful.

The United States of America is so fucking cool.

The lawsuits the DOJ have brought up vs BOA and JP are just window dressing.  Civil suits are a joke.  They will pay.  And that's it.  IT's like 3 days of revenue.  Annnd that's it.

The truth.  Capitalism is awesome.  But serious out of 74000 or so employees about 10% are the assholes who greedily fuck people for their own benefit.  The rest are guys like me working inside the clock making sure shit is proper, that shit works, that accommodate clients and bring home food and diapers for their family.

26,000 sexual assaults reported in the military last year.........wft.

I read.  Newspapers.  I'm an old soul man.

125 comments:

Jugdish said...

26,000 sexual assaults reported in the military last year.........wft.



because of that we now devote a whole day to sexual assault prevention training each year. sadly, the AF drill instructors had a high profile case against some of them. there was also a dude at one base (forget which one) who was the coordinator for the sexual assault program who got busted for it. that's not good.

BLUE said...

It was at the AF academy, I believe

tem said...

"we are finishing our basement and i'm going to have to buy 3 more DTV boxes...and I really don't want to anymore."

how big is the fucking basement that it has 3 TVs?

tem said...

does the 26k sexual assault figure count things like a guy smacked a girl on the butt?

tem said...

there is a big difference between rape and butt smack through clothes.

if they are all getting lumped together in that 26K figure then i am not shocked with a 26K figure.

BLUE said...

one for the bedroom, one for the bar, one for the theater room

BLUE said...

yes, the 26k includes people making derogatory comments as well

tem said...

"yes, the 26k includes people making derogatory comments as well"

so probably 20K of that is bullshit?

tem said...

"one for the bedroom, one for the bar, one for the theater room"

how many square feet did you put all this into?

you should go for 4 boxes and do one in the bathroom too, assuming there is a bathroom.

BLUE said...

I think it will be 1100 sqft finished.

there is a bathroom, but a tv in there might be overkill.



tem said...

"but a tv in there might be overkill."

sounds like quitter talk to me.

BLUE said...

i'm basically making it an area I can live in when things go south in the marriage.

tem said...

seems like a toilet tv would be good for that.

tem said...

just don't make it into a place the in-laws would want to move into.

tem said...

also, future boyfriends of bgblue thank you for the work you put into the basement.

BLUE said...

"just don't make it into a place the in-laws would want to move into"

that's part of the idea. since all of our family is from out of town, it gives them their own space when they come to visit

tem said...

visit and move into are waaaaay different.

tem said...

"I got the hots for Rene Russo circa 1990-1998 ish."

no kathy ireland, but yeah she was hot.

tem said...

"But serious out of 74000 or so employees about 10% are the assholes who greedily fuck people for their own benefit. "


that seems like a high asshole to normal people ratio. 10% assholes?

BLUE said...

I think the asshole ratio is higher.

I bet at the banks that 40% of the people would sell out their mother to make more money

Jugdish said...

this guy should have just posted this

tem said...

i don't know. bankers seems to be really dumb.

like 95% are just retarded.

BLUE said...

90% of them are Vice Presidents

tem said...

that is 100% true.

BLUE said...

"this guy should have just posted this"

here is the actual picture

alledgeldy

BLUE said...

it was nice to see some actual football last night, even if it was for only one series

tem said...

i think i watched the whole game.

it was entertaining enough.

BLUE said...

Vernon davis is gonna have a yahuge season

tem said...

i hope that wrongly jailed rape guy makes the team or the practice squad or something. it'd be nice for A. Blank to throw some cash his way.

Although I guess the guy can make tons of money doing speaches and stuff now.

tem said...

they talked him up a lot on the broadcast.

also, gruden getting pissed about the tuck rule was grate*

El Padrino said...

Difference between would sell out mom for money and do sell out mom for money.

El Padrino said...

Is it me or does Gruden have abnormally large hands. Or the camera?

El Padrino said...

Suite sounding man cave blue. Put a pot smoking booth in that bitch. Or a sauna.

El Padrino said...

One day when I get a house I'm gonna have many amenities. I've always liked the Soprano house.

El Padrino said...

This dude is listening to his voice mails next to me in the shitter. All three messages were creditors.

El Padrino said...

Isn't sexual assault a lot more than a smack on the butt isn't that sexual misconduct? Or harrasment? Why lump that in with sexual assaults? That's fuckkmg dumb.

You haven't lived until you get a blow job from your superior officer.

/jug Nicholson

Jugdish said...

NCAA says it will stop selling jerseys on its site


probably a good idea

Jugdish said...

tem

BLUE said...

mccutchen is pretty good, just needs a hair cut

tem said...

.312/.384/.511, 16 HR, 65 RBI, 24 SB

don't seem like MVP numbers to me.

he is good. he is great, but unless it turns into a down year for MVPs I don't see how he deserves it. he does lots of things really well, but i don't see how 65RBIs are going to do it. he usually bats 3rd or 4th, so he probably should have more.

BLUE said...

hanley Ramirez will win it

without him, that team was awful

with him, they're the best team in beisbol the last 2 months

Jugdish said...

PUIG!!!!!

/Lp

El Padrino said...

Trout.

Keef said...

Did Trout get traded to the NL?

BLUE said...

thatnks for keeping up

Keef said...

And Trout isn't the MVP in either league

BLUE said...

big par save for Tiger on 1

BLUE said...

can't save par on 2 though.

sucks

El Padrino said...

Trout on pace for an MVP year. Numbers are better than last. And advanced nerds say he is Jesus.

Keef said...

he's so valuable that he's leading the angels to a last place finish

tem said...

trout had some good interleague games. might be enough to win NL MVP

tem said...

cabrera wins.

sherzer wins.

braun wins. haha fraud.

kershaw wins X 2 in NL

Keef said...

cabrera or chris davis

Jugdish said...

he's so valuable that he's leading the angels to a last place finish



second to last...thanks Astros!

Keef said...

forgot about the astros in the al

Aitch said...

"speaches"

Knows English

Aitch said...

"he's so valuable that he's leading the angels to a last place finish"

Flawed argument. I don't think Trout will win, but A-Rod won an MVP the year his Rangers finished last.

Aitch said...

Some idiot nearly drove a truck off the Zakim bridge. It's now dangling off the side and traffic is at a dead stop in both directions. The joys of a Friday afternoon, rainy-day commute.

Keef said...

Flawed argument. I don't think Trout will win, but A-Rod won an MVP the year his Rangers finished last


and Dawson won on a last place team. but nobody else stood out in those seasons. you can't say that this season

BLUE said...

who stands out?

El Padrino said...

H you watch ray Donovan? They talk funny.

tem said...

in the AL Cabrera or Davis will get it over Trout.

Trout has a shot for the NL one though.

BLUE said...

they all stand out unless they're playing a dome

tem said...

what's with chicks and wanting to breastfeed everywhere?

BLUE said...

Cleveland Indians fans, heckled the tigers by chanting "Detroit Bankrupt" at last nights ball game.

you know you've got problems when Cleveland is heckling you.

you stay classy Cleveland

tem said...

"they all stand out unless they're playing a dome"

how do you play a dome?

The Meiz said...

"what's with chicks and wanting to breastfeed everywhere?"

And then they get all pissy when somebody addresses it. Go to the fucking can and sit your ass in a stall on the toilet.

Aitch said...

Why does breastfeeding bother you?

BLUE said...

I think gus Johnson would be a great golf announcer

The Meiz said...

"Why does breastfeeding bother you?"

I didn't say it does. RIF.

The Meiz said...

Either way, there should be a minimum level of decorum there.

Also, pervs.

Aitch said...

"Go to the fucking can and sit your ass in a stall on the toilet."

"didn't say it does"

Gee, I don't understand how I could have been confused...

Aitch said...

you can call me a pervert if you want, but I just don't understand why a bare breast illicits such a response.

Aitch said...

we are so conservative in this country it is ridiculous.

Tyler said...

"I feel bad for people that don't get the true fall experience. Weather, sweaters, opening the winders* fall breeze, leaves."

Yeah, I can't remember the last time I wore a sweater all day. Wore a hoodie this morning because it has been a little cold, but then it's tshirt weather for the rest of the day. We have no seasons in So Cal now. It's just hot or not so hot.

Tyler said...

Jug's first comment about sexual assault prevention:

Place I used to work at had all-day sexual harassment training for the managers. Later it timed training on the computer, but one year it was in the conference room. It was all because the VP would go out and harass girls who worked in the warehouse. So we're in the conference room a quarter through the training and he comes in to get some coffee. Asks, "What's this all about?" HR manager says it's sexual harassment training that he's late. The guy looks around the room and says, "Forget that" and then walks out. Everyone shakes their head. Someone says, "The whole reason we're here is because of that guy". HR manager was biting her tongue. Good times.

Tyler said...

I am going to see this Elysium movie tomorrow morning.

Tyler said...

This place is boring.

The Meiz said...

The boringest

BLUE said...

fucking tiger 3 putt for par on the 14th

Aitch said...

holy shit! Tyler is alive!

The Meiz said...

H is clearly not up to date on his bus adventure stories

Tyler said...

Yes, Aitch doesn't read Twitter a whole lot.

The Meiz said...

HOME TIME

Aitch said...

H has been slacking on his Twitter time.

tem said...

I don't care where a chick breastfeeds but I just don't understand why without a baby they keep everything covered up and would be embarassed if a boob popped out. But if there is a baby they want to whip em out in the middle of a restaurant. The baby really makes them go from total prude to show everyone your tits?

tem said...

The same lady who thought janet jackson nip slip was the worst thing ever. THINK OF THE YOUNG IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN WHO SAW THAT!!! OH THE HORROR. Is the same lady who will whip them out live in front of the same impressionable children and get offended if anyone suggests she cover up.

tem said...

So tv nip slip that you wouldn't have seen unless you were watching for it is worse than live nips that are easier to see and out for much longer?

El Padrino said...

Where have you been

Ciz I never see yih ouy.


Are yih hiding from me yeah

Somewhere in the croooowwwdd


Where have you been all myliiifee all my life life

El Padrino said...

I hope my neighbor gives me figs this year

Keef said...

my neighbor has a fig tree that hangs halfway over into my front yard. fucking leaves all over every spring. i wouldn't even know what to do with a fig. make fig newtons?

Aitch said...

"The same lady who thought janet jackson nip slip was the worst thing ever. THINK OF THE YOUNG IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN WHO SAW THAT!!! OH THE HORROR. Is the same lady who will whip them out live in front of the same impressionable children and get offended if anyone suggests she cover up."

She would probably point out the difference between something that was sexually suggestive versus a natural act of feeding and nourishing a child.

I'm not saying there's much of a difference. I think that whole thing was overblown, too. I'm just saying that would be the likely counterargument

El Padrino said...

today's Post is jilarity all the way through

what a rag

El Padrino said...

i wouldn't even know what to do with a fig. make fig newtons?

eat it

like a fruit, it's fruit

or make a jam, I been making my own jams lately, eating the blueberry one I made right now

wrap em with proscuitto and roast em

pair with melted brie on top a crostini

roast em up with cinnnnnnnammmonnnn clove and sugar and eat over vanilla ice crea

or just make fig newtons

El Padrino said...

I meant the NY post paper...

El Padrino said...

you can also dry them like sun dried tomatoes

my old landlord used to do that with her tomatoes she had so many from the garden she would no joke have like 6 trays of sliced tomatoes drying out in the august sun

they were great

Aitch said...

"I meant the NY post paper..."

I actually assumed that since you capitalized it. NS.

The Meiz said...

"She would probably point out the difference between something that was sexually suggestive versus a natural act of feeding and nourishing a child."


We have breast pumps and bottles for a reason.

Keef said...

or make a jam, I been making my own jams lately, eating the blueberry one I made right now



Ain't nobody got time for that

El Padrino said...

Stop it if I have time everyone should have time

tem said...

You have time Because you don't comment as much now. Your rules say b no blogs but I doubt they say no maKing fig Jam

The Meiz said...

Jam & preserves are cheap enough that they're not worth the invested time.

El Padrino said...

It takes twenty minutes

Aitch said...

"It takes twenty minutes"

You're talking to the kid who wouldn't cross the street to get laid...

The Meiz said...

You mean the kid that was being cockblocked by a fat bitch.

The Meiz said...

I ain't going on a goddamn wild goose chase for some unremarkable broad.

Keef said...

Jam & preserves are cheap enough that they're not worth the invested time.




Exactly

Keef said...

Stop it if I have time everyone should have time



Hilarity

Keef said...

haha, the ol' hidden ball trick

The Meiz said...

That's the awesomest hidden ball play I've seen. Three dudes had it before the out. Outstanding.

Keef said...

This NESN announcer on the Red Sux game is so annoying

Aitch said...

which one? Color or play by play? And why were you watching the Sox?

Keef said...

Color guy with the annoying accent. It was on MLB network

Aitch said...

Jerry Remy. People love him here.

Aitch said...

He's had very public bouts with cancer and depression.

Keef said...

People in Boston will go for attention however they can get it


S

El Padrino said...

Russians.

The Meiz said...

I don't want to get trapped in an H fb post, so it's here. 250K seems a bit much for a house that was bought for 75K in 2000.

Keef said...

Flank stare

Keef said...

Nervemind, saw it

Keef said...

Holy crap, Dufner's wife is smoking hot

Keef said...

Ya huge cans

Keef said...

He's such a goofball, too

Keef said...

maybe spiff's post will have an amanda dufner gif or dat or dem

tem said...

Don't know much about what house you are talking about but wIth some additions and that many years that kind of price increase isn't unheard of

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