Friday, August 30, 2013

friends dont listen to endless love in the dark?

Even though I'm on vacation I am posting.  Because keef misses my musk. 

I want Madden so bad.  But don't feel like buying a Xbox.

I went to a farm today.  You know so I can pick my own fruit and shit.  It was ok.  Mexicans do it better so I'm glad they are around to do that stuff.  God bless Mexico.

AC was a success.  I won $450 on hold em.  (Table hold em not like a tournament)

Hey look college football is on.

NCAA is the biggest joke going.

Giants might keep the nephew of Brian Bosworth.  Not sure if that's good or bad.

Current cereal rotation : Cinnamon Toast Crunch - Honey Nut Cheerios - Lucky Charms - Peanut Butter Toast Crunch - Wheaties - Fruity Pebbles

Feel good about my draft.  But who doesn't it's like spring training camps.  A buttload of optimism.

Pretty sure I'm retiring from rough touch.  Sadness.

61 comments:

BLUE said...

sadderday

ToddPacker said...

huge day

ToddPacker said...

took the day off.... tailgate eve. gotta go buy beer and meat

BLUE said...

scout out a spot free of homeless people

ToddPacker said...

we've been in the same spot for the past 11 years.... homeless people flock to try and score free booze and food from drunk tailgaters and post game aluminum can collecting

Keef said...

How far is fu from Tampa

Keef said...

Rox/Reds bet, blue?

tem said...

"How far is fu from Tampa"

10 hours /LP

tem said...

"How far is fu from Tampa"


This Far

/keith

BLUE said...

"Rox/Reds bet, blue?"

they're still playing baseball?


of course i'll bet, I ain't no wheasel

Keef said...

Wall

tem said...

who is going to call the plays for el pad's team?

tem said...

h needs to ride that pony

The Meiz said...

pony wall

Keef said...

The St. Louis Cardinals acquired right-handed reliever John Axford from the Milwaukee Brewers on Friday for a player to be named.

tem said...

i hope it is braun

BLUE said...

I don't think you follow the trade

Keef said...

holy fuck

Keef said...

i hope it is braun



Knows baseball

The Meiz said...

The most glorious thing I've read about the Axford trade today. I'll be throwing it up on fb when I get home tonight.

"All we can hope is that this happens:

Cards go to a one game play off with the Pirates to decide the division. Axford comes in to pitch the bottom of the 12th of a tie game. He gets into his usual jam, bases loaded with two outs. Full count. He leans in, takes his sign, winds up and…throws the ball directly at Mike Matheny’s head, knocking him out. The winning run scores, Axford rips off his Cardinals jersey to reveal Brewers Blue. He then hits Yadier Molina with a steel chair."

tem said...

tem business rule:

if someone says "i am not a retrader" it really means "i am a retrader"

BLUE said...

also if someone says they are not retarded, chances are, that they are

Keef said...

Wall

tem said...

Great day

Keef said...

Great weekend

Keef said...

Cmk is gone

The Meiz said...

Droid users: Swiftkey is free on the amazon app store right now.

tem said...

Mendez barnett henderson

Keef said...

I don't know what SwiftKey is, but have it now

The Meiz said...

Its a better keyboard app than the default one your phone comes with. Wildly popular amongst the serial tweeters and whatnot.

El Padrino said...

Lov dies on labor day weekend.

El Padrino said...

I was serving identical twins tonight and both had husbands. Real cute Spanish chix with big asses. Real nice too. And I was thinking like what if they spent a weekend at some cabin or something and got drunk and went to bed but the husbands went in The wrong room and fucked the wrong sister. Like would they even know?

El Padrino said...

Also wondering if the pussies were identical. I mean like down to the smell of them.

tem said...

Everyone wonders that first thing nobody but you wonders the second

Keef said...

The Tesus is cut!

tem said...

WVU performing as expected

The Meiz said...

The Badgers stink, just like I expected. Stave not nearly adequate enough to run the spread, so they're back to leaning on the running game.

Keef said...

They're 2 quarters into the season with a whole new coaching staff

Keef said...

Don't be that fan

Aitch said...

So I downloaded SwiftKey trial. The full version was no longer free by the time I looked.

Aitch said...

I like it so far though

Aitch said...

"Don't be that fan"

Overreaction is an LOV staple

tem said...

Badgers are up by like 31 now.....

The Meiz said...

"Don't be that fan"

It's not a secret that Joel Stave sucks.

The Meiz said...

And UW has done Jared Abbrederis nothing but dirty by never offering him a scholarship. He's saved Stave's ass at least thrice on terrible deep balls today.

The Meiz said...

"So I downloaded SwiftKey trial. The full version was no longer free by the time I looked."

Bummer. Shoulda jumped on it yesterday.

The Meiz said...

Then again, at least the Badgers aren't out here giving up 20 to Buffalo.

The Meiz said...

Morneau to the Pirates.

The Meiz said...

45-0. The Badgers are covering.

tem said...

Or tied 17-17 with William and Mary. Aside:fuck Morneau. Swings at everything. Wont help.

Aitch said...

"Morneau to the Pirates."

Wow

Keef said...

Then again, at least the Badgers aren't out here giving up 20 to Buffalo.



Yep. The Buckeyes stink. Just as I expected.

Aitch said...

"Yep. The Buckeyes stink. Just as I expected."

Weren't they undefeated last year?

The Meiz said...

Keith was being S

Aitch said...

oh. I know nothing about NCAA football

tem said...

Ydnswhdt

The Meiz said...

"oh. I know nothing about NCAA football"


Good for you.

NS

Aitch said...

I didn't. I do now.

tem said...

didn't watch ufc. picks were ok though.

pettis with a nice armbar apparently.

El Padrino said...

i made some dope shrimp fried rice tonight

El Padrino said...

tp gators gonna suck this year

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