Thursday, August 29, 2013

FRIDAY!

I should probably post something.

Today is my Friday...4 day weekends are suite!

Johnny Football should play the first and fourth quarters of the first game.

Finally someone gets it /TP

GO!

66 comments:

tem said...

I hope Johnny football comes in and loses them the game. 0% that happens though.

tem said...

i love it when office people use the word literally.


office lady: i literally told him, literally, i said told him he was playing with fire, then i literally kicked him in the balls, literally.

other office lady: oh my god, did it hurt him?

office lady: oh yeah, he could tell i was serious.

other office lady: did he hit you back?

office lady: what?

other office lady: after you kicked him?

office lady: oh i didn't really kick him. he'd probably press charges against me if i did that.

BLUE said...

Literally

tem said...

well not really. i had a typo in there, so it wasn't literally.

i meant for it to be, but i el padded it up.

BLUE said...

Did tem pick a new title?

BLUE said...

I'm at the dentist, should I keep Tyler updated?

BLUE said...

One of my socks is inside out

tem said...

i think i am going with Treasurer

Jugdish said...

damn home owners association

Jugdish said...

still fighting with them

Jugdish said...

probably a losing battle

Jugdish said...

Lp

tem said...

you can't win Rock

BLUE said...

i like that ASU was the school that did the online sex ad study

Keef said...

damn home owners association



They have a problem with the chili lights?

Keef said...

High of 95° today. Cooling trend

Jugdish said...

They have a problem with the chili lights?


that was the old house

Jugdish said...

HOA was sending the bill for my dues to my old address, so they were late. HOA got their lawyer to contact me concerning said dues (along with late fees and lawyer fees now). jug paid dues, but disputed other charges.

HOA had a board meeting to discuss on july 8th and waived late fees but not attorney fees. HOA didn't tell jug this, instead had the attorney to generate another letter with additional lawyer fees.

Jugdish said...

jug asked the hoa why the lawyer was able to find my address, but they were not...HOA lady said "they had to research it"


that's a crack team of researchers they have on their staff

Jugdish said...

jug asked hoa why they would send dues to old address, they said that is what was on the paperwork they got from the title company. jug checked with title company to see what they sent. indeed my address was listed as the buyer with my old address, but that is normal since i hadn't actually bought the house yet

Keef said...

that was the old house



Chili lights will always be at whatever house your* in

Jugdish said...

they are there in spirit

Keef said...

HOA doesn't know that the old address isn't in one of their communities?

BLUE said...

yeah, what kind of common sense does it take to send the HOA dues and letters to the house that the HOA represents

BLUE said...

I guess in theory, jug could be a baller and bought the house as a rental.

Jugdish said...

exactly...and they say its my responsibility to keep up with it.

we had someone from off a welcome package (i think it was from the hoa) shortly after we moved in.

BLUE said...

sounds like the title company messed up...tell them to pay your lawyer fees.

BLUE said...

bottom line is, only way you're getting out of it, is by hiring a lawyer

Jugdish said...

i think the title company sent the right forms.

i have a feeling going tot he next board meeting to state my case will be like appealing a fine from goodell

Jugdish said...

bottom line is, only way you're getting out of it, is by hiring a lawyer



im willing to compromise with them and pay the initial lawyer fees if they pay the additional fees after they didn't tell me about their decision. i want to see a breakdown of the fees (attorney and late fees) since they said they waived the late fees

Keef said...

exactly...and they say its my responsibility to keep up with it.



Well yeah, that makes sense. But I think that a reasonable person would believe that the HOA would have the correct address because it's their community

Jugdish said...

the total is only $340, but i once spent an hour on the phone with a gym over $20 on cmjug's account.

also...i once walked almost 2 miles to avoid paying a $5 cover at a bar to watch mma fights

Keef said...

i once walked almost 2 miles to avoid paying a $5 cover at a bar to watch mma fights



Literally

Keef said...

And I think it was a $10 cover

Keef said...

And that was about principle

Jugdish said...

And I think it was a $10 cover



that's right...the $5 cover was at the bar where mize's woman was at

Keef said...

wall

Aitch said...

"3yrs ago....I rest my case"

What case is that?

tem said...

didn't we have to pay a cover at the new place anyway?

tem said...

"What case is that?"

that you need to bang this chick because you haven't nailed her in a long time.

tem said...

get on it and ride it.

you've been dragging feet lately.

Keef said...

get on it and ride it.




Poor girl

/elevator guy

BLUE said...

yeah, what ever happened to the topless roommate?

Jugdish said...

didn't we have to pay a cover at the new place anyway?



yes, $5. i think bikinis was asking for $10

Jugdish said...

The NFL has a $765M deal to settle concussion-related lawsuits with former players

BLUE said...

"The NFL has a $765M deal to settle concussion-related lawsuits with former players"

hmm, that's slightly less than the deal that google offered for Sunday Ticket

Jugdish said...

apparently nfl has 3 years to pay off half that settlement and an additional 17 to pay off the rest

The Meiz said...

"yes, $5. i think bikinis was asking for $10"

Correct. I'm still sour that they had the gall to ask us to pay that cover when we had been sitting there drinking and eating since 1 in the afternoon. That's just bad business right there.

Besides, the walk made for a good story and some quality adventuring with other stragglers.

Keef said...

I'm still sour that they had the gall to ask us to pay that cover when we had been sitting there drinking and eating since 1 in the afternoon.


And the whole night before

The Meiz said...

"And the whole night before"

Yup. As a group, we dropped a friggin' gwop in that joint.

Jugdish said...

it was the round of H bombs

Jugdish said...

but it all evened out with the free cake

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

Jugdish said...

If the specialist decides that the sex-change operation is medically necessary and the court agrees, it will be funded by the Virginia Department of Corrections.



how is a sex change operation "medically necessary"?

BLUE said...

if your ovaries get to swollen?

Keef said...

get to swollen what?

BLUE said...

two swollen

Keef said...

oh

Aitch said...

"yeah, what ever happened to the topless roommate?"

Got knocked up, moved out, got married. Several years ago.

Aitch said...

"you've been dragging feet lately."

How so?

Keef said...

Broked leg for Andre brown

The Meiz said...

"Broked leg for Andre brown"


FUCKING MOTHERFUCK

Jugdish said...

Take brown off the kubiak spreadsheet for your dad.

Good email...are you in the same league he is?

The Meiz said...

no

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