Friday, August 02, 2013

Eliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?

They don't make ACL's like they used to I guess.

Man what is this world coming too?  A guy can't say he wants to fight a nigga?
Guy says the N-word while he's all riled up (pun) and now he needs counseling?

None of you guys wear pajamas right?  Please tell me no.

That twerking post from Monday was feeeenominal*

Just looked at TO's stats.  He's a hall of famer.  Sorry. 

Sure the game changed.  It changes every year.  From decade to decade the game shifted from Bradshaw's Steelers to Montana's 49ers to Aikman's Cowboys to Brady's Pats to Warner's Rams to Cam/Colin/RGIII option reads.  That doesn't mean TO ain't a hall of famer.  Doesn't mean Andre Reed isn't either.  WR is the toughest way into the hall.

Maybe A-Rod can play for the Jets.  I'm sure that buffoon would consider it.

Ever get the feeling that technology has just started to scratch the surface on what it could be?

That's True Romance for those who don't know.  RIP James Gandolfini:

"Virgil: Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a shit if you're fuckin' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that fuckin' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no fuckin' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no fuckin' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... shit... now I do it just to watch their fuckin' expression change."


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Aitch said...

Looks like a CnP to me.

Jugdish said...

hello 200 lbs

Jugdish said...

now he needs counseling?



that's just something the team is doing to show they are taking action. his real punishment is just dealing with the aftermath

tem said...

No pajamas.

Is it pa jaw muhs or pa jam uhs?

One is kind of like jawas from star wars at the end and the other is jam uhs at the end. I say it one way and cmtem says it the other

tem said...

Counseling isn't even a real punishment. He supposedly got fined a lot and like jug said he has to deal with it. Those are his punishments.

Jugdish said...

pa jam uhs



that one

Jugdish said...

the N word

one of my least favorite words and has never been a word that i use. it shouldn't be used...at all. from what ive heard on sports talk its thrown around in locker rooms a lot and we know its in music and comedy. if its such a bad word, everyone should stop using it.

El Padrino said...

Jug where I grew up that word was used often still is. But the slang version is used. Like nigga. Not nigger. It doesn't even mean black person when used.

Nigger is terrible.

Nigga is cool in the right context.

Jugdish said...

Nigga is cool in the right context.



and the right color

Jugdish said...

maybe riley cooper should claim he said nigga

Jugdish said...

i get the double standard...but it people want to be part of the solution they'd stop using the word all together. if it is such a hurtful word to so many people, just stop.

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

if he had said the same word with different context i don't think it would have been nearly as big of a deal.

a large portion of the issue is the way he said it, not just the word.

the word is maybe 30% of the problem and the context 70%.

Jugdish said...

i agree with that, im talking about use of the word or form of the word in gerneral

Aitch said...

"the word is maybe 30% of the problem and the context 70%."

This. All. Day.

BLUE said...

Hypersensitivity is 100% of the problem, people need to chill out. Who gives a shit if he's racist

BLUE said...

He should own it, be who he is, don't try and be a little bitch now

BLUE said...

It like the roid thing, of you get caught, you go the Gianni route or petite and own up and be a man

tem said...

it would have been mega interesting if he came out and said something like: "yeah i hate black people. 1st amendment rights bitches. i don't like them, some of them don't like me. deal with it. at the end of the day i catch passes better than you do, so fuck off. and if the commish thinks he going to fine me for words he can go ahead and try. i'll take that shit to the supreme court."

BLUE said...

It would make the lockeroom pretty uncomfortable I bet

Keef said...

N is terrible



Like when you said your just finished working the n wedding

BLUE said...

If the eagles cut him, then he could file a major lawsuit

Keef said...

They could claim they're cutting him because he's bringing bad PR to the team

tem said...

no such thing as bad PR

/ad guys

Jugdish said...

Like when you said your just finished working the n wedding



i used that in the cool context, so its all good

Jugdish said...

/Lp

tem said...

"you said your just finished"


knows english

Jugdish said...

he may have been quoting Lp

Jugdish said...

It doesn't even mean black person when used.



Exactly!

/mize


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El Padrino said...

Nigger wedding.

That was funny. Because you made me say it twice.

Jugdish said...

ElRiley Padcooper

Jugdish said...

i think the people on sports talk (callers or broadcasters) comparing the use of the N word to the Redskins team name or tomahawk chop is silly

Jugdish said...

kod may disagree though, and id be interested to hear his thoughts on that

tem said...

if rev weren't dead from a massive heart attack caused by a wheel of cheese he'd be able to tell us what Philly is thinking right now.

tem said...

wouldn't it be funny if Cooper used to play for Urban Meyer?

El Padrino said...

I think Hernandez is innocent -- he was there ..... don't think he killed him.

El Padrino said...

N word

Context is everything.


Agree with that all day too.

Aitch said...

"If the eagles cut him, then he could file a major lawsuit"

No way. Contract isn't guaranteed. They can cut him at any time for any reason or no reason at all.

Aitch said...

I think Hernandez is innocent -- he was there ..... don't think he killed him.

So do you believe OJ is innocent, too?

tem said...

hernandez is rich.

if nobody is jumping up to take the fall for the murder then he did it.

no name gang member can take the fall and get like $1,000,000 from Hernandez, but it isn't happening...

that either means the case against him is super weak or super strong.

Aitch said...

And wouldn't being there make him guilty of a crime either way? Yes, yes it would.

tem said...

"Contract isn't guaranteed"

some $$$ is.

El Padrino said...

No gun. No conviction.

Keef said...

French toast likely originated in Rome, England or Germany.

Keef said...

I think Hernandez is innocent -- he was there ..... don't think he killed him.



Do innocent people destroy their surveillance system or their cell phone?

Aitch said...

"No gun. No conviction."

Hahahahahhahahahahhahaha. You're out of your fuckin tree, dude.

Keef said...

No, no they don't


/H

Keef said...

LP is playing devil's advocate here. I can respect that

Aitch said...

Keith is reaching again

Aitch said...

"LP is playing devil's advocate here. I can respect that"

I suppose

tem said...

"Do innocent people destroy their surveillance system or their cell phone?"

to protect someone else they would.

Keef said...

Keith is reaching again




Aitch is reacting again

tem said...

some friend of him asks him to destroy 5,000 worth of stuff to keep him out of jail.

that's like bilok asking you for a quarter to get him into jail so he can have lots of butt sex.

you'd spend that quarter to help him out.

tem said...

is anyone surprised that arod and mlb are far apart on talks?

arod - no suspension

mlb - lifetime ban


Keef said...

That letter that Hernandez wrote to a "pen pal" is hilarity. I like the part at the end that says "*keep this off social media PLEASE!" I think that's code for "get this out to social media with the quickness"

tem said...

is pen because you use a pen to write it or is it short for penitentiary?

Aitch said...

"is anyone surprised that arod and mlb are far apart on talks?"

So sick of this story already. Wake me up when something actually happens.

Aitch said...

That letter that Hernandez wrote to a "pen pal" is hilarity. I like the part at the end that says "*keep this off social media PLEASE!" I think that's code for "get this out to social media with the quickness"

Seriously. So transparent.

Keef said...

is pen because you use a pen to write it or is it short for penitentiary?



It's short for penis

/LP

Aitch said...

"is pen because you use a pen to write it or is it short for penitentiary?"

Tembagging

El Padrino said...

I don't live in a tree.

Destroying evidence. Obstruction of justice just like ray ray

Aitch said...

"I don't live in a tree."

We know. There aren't any trees in Brooklyn.

"Destroying evidence. Obstruction of justice just like ray ray"

No way. He's done. Either murder or accessory. He's not gonna get a plea deal for any lesser charges. Too much evidence. Mostly circumstantial, but quite a bit.

tem said...

i think he walks like OJ.

the loses civil suit, like OJ.

tem said...

signs with the Raiders.

Keef said...

We know. There aren't any trees in Brooklyn.



au contraire

El Padrino said...

he is going to great lengths to protect someone

Keef said...

he is going to great lengths to protect someone


Then he's a moron.

Aitch said...

"au contraire"

This made me lol. Well played.

El Padrino said...

No kidding he is a moron he went to UF

Aitch said...

"he is going to great lengths to protect someone"

I grew up in the hood. I know how it works.

/EP

tem said...

he has to be the big dawg of any heirarchy. he isn't protecting anyone.

this isn't like OJ where they had the rumor that he was protecting his son.

hernandez has the $$$ to beat this thing. he is going to walk.

Aitch said...

You really believe he'd throw away his life, career and $40+ million to protect his boy?

Aitch said...

"he has to be the big dawg of any heirarchy. he isn't protecting anyone."

Tem knows.

El Padrino said...

And his daddy died and his momma dated a criminal who beat her ass and that's why he wants to be a gangbanger because society sympathizes with you if you have a shitty childhood so you can break the law

Aitch said...

"hernandez has the $$$ to beat this thing. he is going to walk."

Tem knows nothing.

Aitch said...

"because society sympathizes with you if you have a shitty childhood so you can break the law"

I think society draws the line at execution style murder.

Aitch said...

But let's go with your premise for a second that he is protecting someone. Even if that is the case, the person he's protecting shot Odin Lloyd on his behalf. So either way Hernandez is guilty of a crime. Either he pulled the trigger himself, or he's protecting someone who pulled the trigger for him. Either way he is guilty of some degree of murder. He is going to jail. Period.

tem said...

at the end of the day it is Urban's fault.

so is the Cooper stuff.


tem said...

he's in jail now, so you are right, he is going to jail.

but he isn't staying there.

Aitch said...

Ep's scenario:

AH: I didn't shoot him. I'm just protecting my boy who shot him.
Jury: NOT GUILTY!

Aitch said...

"but he isn't staying there."

Tembagger

tem said...

ray lewis got 0

OK got 0

jayson williams got like 18 months.

Aitch said...

"ray lewis got 0"

Ray Lewis flipped on his boys. Aaron Hernandez's boys are flipping on him.

El Padrino said...

I never said he didn't committ a crime I just said he will be found innocent of the murder charge. Its obvious he broke the law. Many laws maybe.

Aitch said...

What should I do for lunch?

Aitch said...

SUBWAY!

/EP

tem said...

i think H overestimates the competency of local DAs.

if they were good they'd be defense attorneys and make lots of money.

kod seems to be the exception to the rule that good attorneys go for the cash.

and kod will probably refute that and say he knows all sorts of people in MN that are good and don't make money. well New England is a lot different than MN and the surrounding area.

Jugdish said...

You really believe he'd throw away his life, career and $40+ million to protect his boy?



banger mentality

Aitch said...

There is no way. He will be found guilty.

tem said...

you have an extra period in that sentence.

tem said...

*There is no way he will be found guilty.

*fixed

Aitch said...

Ha! Douche!

Aitch said...

Good morning so far.

El Padrino said...

Thanks to me

S

Jugdish said...

more banned language

Jugdish said...

In an interview with Seattle's KIRO Radio, Bronstein said the term "brown bag" has been used historically as a way to judge skin color.


UPS could be in some trouble here

Jugdish said...

aitch and Lp

Aitch said...

This PC crap is out of hand

Aitch said...

Went with a steak & cheese sub. Hello 250 lbs!

tem said...

Steak and cheese is insulting to wavaians I am super offended by that language.

Aitch said...

"aitch and Lp"

Awesome sauce

Aitch said...

Still can't believe that Sox win last night.

Aitch said...

I didn't think this team would get more than 75-80 wins. They're at 66 right meow*

The Meiz said...

"Context is everything."


I disagree with that. The word 'nigger' is VERY specific.

Keef said...

I just said he will be found innocent of the murder charge.


Not guilty is not the same as innocent

Jugdish said...

Not guilty is not the same as innocent



This

Jugdish said...

I disagree with that. The word 'nigger' is VERY specific.



but it depends on who is saying it and how they are saying it...context.

Aitch said...

Interview with Johnny Gomes on right now. What a funny bastard.

Keef said...

What is this, NESN now?

Keef said...

Before you get all man-at-arms* about that, H, it's just a comment. It's not hurtful

El Padrino said...

Yeah but meiz nigga please could sound like nigger please.

Keef said...

It's crazy how easily LP throws that word around

Jugdish said...

Yeah but meiz nigga please could sound like nigger please.



so don't use the word

Jugdish said...

sources: riley cooper sent home today


i imagine he will be cut, but we'll see.

The Meiz said...

"Yeah but meiz nigga please could sound like nigger please."

Same thing. You should maybe reassess your vocabulary.

Keef said...

You should maybe reassess your vocabulary.




Yeah. Maybe add more words you can spell

Keef said...

i imagine he will be cut, but we'll see.



Like, with a sword?

Jugdish said...

Like, with a sword?



a pen, its mightier than the sword

Jugdish said...

Yeah. Maybe ad more words you can spell



fixed

/Lp

Keef said...

a pen, its mightier than the sword



touche

Keef said...

it's

El Padrino said...

I don't say those words in the presence of actual black people. Am I on trial or is Riley cooper on trial.

Jugdish said...

Am I on trial or is Riley cooper on trial.


you're on trial in the LOV court

Keef said...

I don't say those words in the presence of actual black people.



Oh. That makes it ok then.

Keef said...

You should of* led with that

El Padrino said...

That word is no different than gook or mick or wop or spic IMO

All of those words are hilariry

El Padrino said...

Racist jokes are the best

Jugdish said...

That word is no different than gook or mick or wop or spic IMO



i disagree with that...there is a pretty bad history connected with the N word that you don't have with the other words you listed.

El Padrino said...

Why cuz they were enslaved? Spics were enslaved. Read a book bro.

They are all derogatory names singling out a race.

Jugdish said...

I don't say those words in the presence of actual black people.



probably the same with riley cooper until he got hammered at a concert and let one fly

El Padrino said...

If black people weren't so damn sensitive this wouldn't be a hot button topic

Jugdish said...

If black people weren't so damn sensitive this wouldn't be a hot button topic



that's not the issue. the issue is the word shouldn't be used

Keef said...

that's not the issue. the issue is the word shouldn't be used



You get offended when someone calls you short

Jugdish said...

Why cuz they were enslaved? Spics were enslaved. Read a book bro.



i'd like your suggestion for a book, please

Jugdish said...

You get offended when someone calls you short



no i don't

Keef said...

no i don't



apparently I c/p the wrong comment

Keef said...

If black people weren't so damn sensitive this wouldn't be a hot button topic



You get offended when someone calls you short

El Padrino said...

No I don't

Jugdish said...

apparently I c/p the wrong comment


ha...yeah i figured

El Padrino said...

Suggestion for a book.


Your Google machine broked*

?

Keef said...

like LP's ever read a book in his life

Jugdish said...

yeah i just think the stigma attached with the N word is worst* than the others.

The Meiz said...

"If black people weren't so damn sensitive this wouldn't be a hot button topic"

Pearl Harbor: NEVER FORGET!

9/11: NEVER FORGET!

Slavery and Second Class Citizenry: GET OVER IT! GOD!

Jugdish said...

well played, mize

Keef said...

nice

Jugdish said...

9/11: NEVER FORGET!



that's different. people died on 9/11. read a book bro

/Lp

The Meiz said...

That's exactly how people play it. It's my go-to line when people make dumb statements like that.

Keef said...

Just make sure they have onions & pickles

Jugdish said...

it would go a long way to smooth things over is cooper was allowed to be a presenter at the next bet awards






s

Aitch said...

Solid counter, Meiz! Well done. NS.

Aitch said...

"Before you get all man-at-arms* about that, H, it's just a comment. It's not hurtful"

I don't get pissed at those types of benign comments. It's when you are more dickish.

Aitch said...

besides, I'm in a good mood today.

Aitch said...

of course, you would know that, because you have me blocked on Facebook.

S

El Padrino said...

Black people sensitive comment was a temjoke.

Keef said...

besides, I'm in a good mood today.



because IT'SSSS FRRIIIIIDDAAYYYYY

Keef said...

of course, you would know that, because you have me blocked on Facebook.




or wouldn't

Aitch said...

"wouldn't"

Damn preview button.

/Beth R.I.P.

Aitch said...

Sox/D-Backs bet, Keith?

S

Keef said...

ha

Jugdish said...

FACE!

Aitch said...

"FACE!"

yet another instance where you wonder who the first person was to think to try it. "hmm, I think I will put this bird shit on my face and see what happens."

El Padrino said...

Football

Aitch said...

Who wins it all this year? Prediction time.

Aitch said...

LIONS!

/Meiz

Jugdish said...

8-8

Jugdish said...

wall

The Meiz said...

"8-8"

7-9

Jugdish said...

i was close

El Padrino said...

meiz your true colors are not red white and blue

El Padrino said...

beer time

El Padrino said...

only 4 beers left

crisis

El Padrino said...

maybe margarita time
got tequila and triple sec

Jugdish said...

i think i will have some whiskey tonight

El Padrino said...

suite shorts

The Meiz said...

"meiz your true colors are not red white and blue"

So, foreigners terrorizing us is bad and us terrorizing our own citizens is okay. Got it.

Jugdish said...

i can't get the mmqb site to come up at work...it just doesn't load

tem said...

"Black people sensitive comment was a temjoke"

should i be offended? proud? i don't know.

tem said...

"So, foreigners terrorizing us is bad and us terrorizing our own citizens is okay. Got it."


yeah. it is the same argument black people make for people able to use the N word.

it is OK if we use it, but you can't.

The Meiz said...

Vodka and store brand kool aid tonight.

El Padrino said...

"So, foreigners terrorizing us is bad and us terrorizing our own citizens is okay. Got it."

yeah I forgot everytime I drop the n word 1000 people die

El Padrino said...

i can't get the mmqb site to come up at work...it just doesn't load

me to, at work
home its fine

El Padrino said...

probably outdated browser at work

El Padrino said...

Vodka and store brand kool aid tonight.

n word

El Padrino said...

"should i be offended? proud? i don't know."

proud, you taught me a new humor

tem said...

proud it is then.

Jugdish said...

proud, you taught me a new humor



you didn't know about sarcasm before tem?

The Meiz said...

Tem would blow LP's mind, in person.

El Padrino said...

stop it

El Padrino said...

its the art of dropping the sarcasm

in a way that may be taken seriously ipso facto tembagging

the combo is deadly

tem said...

if only LP could go to a summit.

when is summit 4? where is summit 4? is it just me going to visit someone?

Aitch said...

I'd say come to Boston, but I know you pussies won't.

El Padrino said...

nah nyc either

tem said...

boston and nyc have too many bombings and plane crashes

tem said...

if you'd let me forget about them, then i would go. But NEVER FORGET has its pluses and minuses.

tem said...

we could go to boston and watch H's band and pretend we are music executives ready to sign them to a big contract.

tem said...

i'd totally get them to try to sell out and go country.

you're sound is great, but i think it needs to be country. think Florida Georgia line, but a little edgier. You have the sound for it, you can make some great money. You'd be the next big thing, but it is country. You'd be fresh, you'd be new, with where you are now, you are just another face in the crowd. you need to stand out. you already like save a horse ride a cowboy. just expand on that guys. you can make millions.

Keef said...

you're sound is great


Knows English

El Padrino said...

aitchie and the blowfish!

El Padrino said...

wait for it

El Padrino said...

oh yeah

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