Tuesday, August 13, 2013

dr appt

Apparently had baby dr appt this AM




Stuff

Zooey or Emily Deschanel....who ya got? I got Emily. I think the popular pick is Zooey. Her name looks like Gooey. Also her eyes are kind of buggy.


I can't believe that Isla Fisher, Rachel McAdams, Amy Adams and some other chick that I can't remember aren't related or aren't the same person. I think one of them is really two people.


Kiele Sanchez is like a poor man's Jessica Biel. Except maybe now she is better. She is on The Glades. I like that show because it follows the same routine every week. 3 suspects. 1 did it, 1 didn't do anything wrong but is a dick and the 3rd didn't commit the murder but they did something else illegal.


It sounds like Manziel made lots of money from signing things. I only care because it is a rule that everybody knows so he knowingly broke it. I hope 2 things come of this. 1) Manziel sits out a year and 2) they get rid of the stupid ass rule.


Lebron as NBA player association president would have been great. You most defnitely want a guy with no college degree running that show. Can't one of the Duke guys step up? Grant Hill?


Why do fans keep falling off of shit at games? America is defintitely getting dumber.


So this Rivera guy isn't good anymore?


UFC on Fox Sports 1 this weekend. I have no idea if I get that channel.






153 comments:

Jugdish said...

good morning

BLUE said...

pain in the asses

BLUE said...

what bar/restaurant chain served the most beer (by volume) in the US, in 2012?

BLUE said...

weiner hints at Clinton run in 2016.

I thought he had already been president, and that's a funny headline, makes it sound like Bill's peen can talk now

Jugdish said...

what bar/restaurant chain served the most beer (by volume) in the US, in 2012?


Chili's?

Jugdish said...

remember when there was no email? weird

BLUE said...

"Chili's?"

sound effect

BLUE said...

"remember when there was no email? weird"

or cell phones

tem said...

what bar/restaurant chain served the most beer (by volume) in the US, in 2012?


Applebees?

tem said...

TGIF?

tem said...

i added more shit to the post.

Jugdish said...

or cell phones


now too many people feel they HAVE to have a blackberry or something to connect them to their work email to function.

Jugdish said...

Vikings' Peterson: PED rumors 'compliment'



just wait...

/A-Rod

Keef said...

The medical term for ice cream headaches is sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia.

Keef said...

who has a blackberry anymore?

Keef said...

TGIF?


Those are all closing or are already closed around here

Keef said...

what bar/restaurant chain served the most beer (by volume) in the US, in 2012?


Outback

Jugdish said...

who has a blackberry anymore?


DoD...for now

Keef said...

I called DTV this morning to find out how many months I had left on my contract. Have 8 months, cancellation fee would be $160. I told the dude about Century Link and the deal they have with TV/Internets. He said that DTV is connected w/ Century Link, so he set me up with TV/Internets for $99/mo. Price is good for 12 months, and there isn't a contract so I can call after the 12 months and get a new deal.

tem said...

i am going to switch to DTV.

Keef said...

Maybe blue can call dibs on the referral, and then tem can get it from jug

BLUE said...

applebees and outback and TGIF are all wrong


Keef said...

ruby tuesday

Keef said...

Buffalo Wild Wings

BLUE said...

"Buffalo Wild Wings"


winner winner chicken dinner

Keef said...

I didn't think they had that many locations

BLUE said...

me neither. but as I started thinking about it, there isn't really another national chain that is a sports bar.

Where people go specifically to get drunk and watch stuff

Keef said...

drunks

Keef said...

wall

Jugdish said...

I didn't think they had that many locations



i was thinking the same thing

Keef said...

How do you like the Pilot, jug? I tolt* cmk yous guys got one and she was all jealous because that's the vehicle she wants.

Jugdish said...

FACE!

Jugdish said...

the pilot is nice, we like it a lot. cmjug has always liked those, so i figured we would end up with one even though we drove a few other suvs while we were looking. a lot of room in there...

Jugdish said...

the third row has more room than most other vehicles in that class, and she liked that a lot.

Jugdish said...

syfy is at it again with ghost shark

Jugdish said...

OOPS!

tem said...

is blue owed a reference for DTV?

tem said...

sometimes gun instructors here teach you what not to do.

The Meiz said...

My gun safety/Hunter safety was taught by the po-lease, not some yuckedy schmuck

Keef said...

I tolt* blew that I'd use his referral for DTV, but then I realized he's already too rich so I used jug's referral instead

Jugdish said...

thanks, i appreciate it!

tem said...

is there a form or do you just toss his name out?

Keef said...

he can email you something or you can give them his account #

Keef said...

His acct # is 70145602



S

tem said...

08675309

Keef said...

That's Jenny's

tem said...

i like Jenny

Keef said...

ok Forrest

Keef said...

Forrest Temp

El Padrino said...

Black berry is solid for emails

Colov

El Padrino said...

Pilots are spendy

Aitch said...

Damn you, Tommy Tutone!

/Stewie Griffin

El Padrino said...

Fuck manziel and his bitter beer face

El Padrino said...

NL central gonna have three teams in the playoffs unless the Pirates do that thing that they do every year starting like now.

El Padrino said...

This Kendrick verse really that ill?

Jugdish said...

Black berry is solid for emails

CoLp


fixed

Keef said...

Droid is solid for emails, too.

The Meiz said...

People really go overboard with this Kendrick Lamar stuff. He's dope, but he's not out here changing the game like people try to make it seem

tem said...

pirates won't make the playoffs but will finish above .500.

then next year they will suck again.

Keef said...

pretty much anything with a keyboard is solid for emails

tem said...

wtf is a kendrick lamar?

Keef said...

pirates won't make the playoffs



Stop it. They're 10 games up

Keef said...

wtf is a kendrick lamar?



a black guy

Keef said...

He raps about swimming pools full of liquor that you dive in.

Aitch said...

Hey EP, my friend is going to your favorite place tonight.

"On my way home, showering and getting ready for tonight....dinner at olive garden and a movie with my baby for our anniversary"

Keef said...

I had OG takeout on Saturday night. It was delicious. Having leftover braised beef w/ tortelloni for lunch today.

Keef said...

I didn't tip for the takeout

El Padrino said...

Real keyboards better than touch keyboards though.

The Meiz said...

"I didn't tip for the takeout"

Bastard!


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Keef said...

Real keyboards better than touch keyboards though.


Droids have real keyboards

BLUE said...

tem, I sent you an email with the directv refer a friend dealio

BLUE said...

to your yahoo account, not your work account

BLUE said...

you can also click here

BLUE said...

saves you like $10/month for 10 months

BLUE said...

"I don't feel they deserve to be here. They did nothing to be here other than they want to be here. They didn't put no blood, sweat and tears into [any] of this," the linebacker told reporters."

oh, except that they paid the Bengals a ton of money and they are putting you on TV.

Does he feel that way about all media?

BLUE said...

James Harrison is a moron

Keef said...

today is national lefthanders day

Keef said...

James Harrison is a moron




si

BLUE said...

"today is national lefthanders day"

congrats tem

BLUE said...

the new sextape era seems like a nice addition to the US

Keef said...

who now?

The Meiz said...

One of our saleswimminz's name is Chen Chen. That's first and last name.

Keef said...

Great WALL of China

Aitch said...

I had a Chinese guy tell me today that I should be in private security or a bodyguard because I'm tall and big and scary looking.

Ns

I told him I was only tall to him because he was Chinese.

S

Aitch said...

I was supposed to be meeting a check for drinks tonight. Just got blown off.

Sadderday
/Meiz

BLUE said...

I don't like eastern European women

BLUE said...

and it's spelt czech

Aitch said...

*meeting a chick

Aitch said...

Blue is a funny guy.

Aitch said...

I'm in the mood for authentic Mexican food. Heading for Taco Bell.

Keef said...

H might be too angry to be a security guard

BLUE said...

H can't be a security guard, they're the ones in the shadows.

There is no glory in that, how would he get any attention

tem said...

"Stop it. They're 10 games up"

when they lose 23 of 30 they won't be anymore.

Keef said...

when they lose 23 of 30 they won't be anymore.



AHWIK

tem said...

i wonder if i can get something out of cmtem because it is national lefthanders day.

tem said...

i haven't checked my yahoo! mail in months.

BLUE said...

you better check it, it's almost football season

Keef said...

I don't even know what something is anymore

Keef said...

why do all lefthanders write with their hand all curled up and the pen is behind their hand? Looks uncomfortable as fuck

The Meiz said...

I've always wondered that. I don't trust lefties.

BLUE said...

yeah, and then they get smudges and shit all over their arm because they drag it over the page.

maybe write like a normal person and you won't get all smudged up

The Meiz said...

And THEN they turn the sheet of paper 90 degrees.


Buncha weirdos.

tem said...

"why do all lefthanders write with their hand all curled up and the pen is behind their hand? Looks uncomfortable as fuck"

so we don't drag our hands over the wet ink.

tem said...

all of that shit is to minimize ink smearing.

its a bitch.

pencils smear worse even.

tem said...

fucking lead all over

BLUE said...

then you get lead poisoning in your arm and have to have it amputated

El Padrino said...

Never trust lefties and gingers

BLUE said...

what about a lefthanded ginger

does it cancel?

Keef said...

And THEN they turn the sheet of paper 90 degrees.



fucking aliens

BLUE said...

todd marinovich

Keef said...

what about a lefthanded ginger



zombie

Keef said...

Chris Mullin

Keef said...

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH!

/mize

BLUE said...

is this amish mafia show for real?

The Meiz said...

"YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH!

/mize"

I was just about to queue this exact comment up.

tem said...

DTV was nice.

ATT UVerse fees the shit out of you for setting up the service.

$249, but they give you a $100 gift card.

tem said...

bill will be about $90 a month cheaper for 12 months though

BLUE said...

$90/month cheaper, jeez, how much were you paying for TV?

Aitch said...

I love gingers.

BLUE said...

ginger beers

El Padrino said...

Rule doesn't apply to ginger bitches

Keef said...

because they are gross

The Meiz said...

Baseballnation.com posted a word association game for all 30 teams. Here's my go at it.

"The rules: One word. Okay, maybe two."



Giants: Orange
Rockies: Purple mountains
Diamondbacks: Randy Johnson
Padres: Brown
Dodgers: Dodger stadium

Reds: Prime Time
Pirates: That bridge in the distance @ PNC
Cubs: Suck. Fuck them.
Cardinals: McGwire
Brewers: Baseball

Mets: Johann
Phillies: Suck
Braves: Hank
Marlins: Teal
Nationals: Senators

A's: Vests
Rangers: Nolan Ryan
Mariners: Buhner
Astros: Bagwell
Angels: A

Tigers: Tiger Stadium
White Sox: pinstripes
Twins: Baggy
Indians: Thome
Royals:

Yankees: White
Red Sox: Green
Blue Jays: World Series
Orioles: Black
Rays: Joe Maddon's glasses

Aitch said...

When in Rome

Aitch said...

When in Rome was directed at Keith re: Gingers.

tem said...

90 less for internets and tv. Internets is a little less speed

Keef said...

Giants: Bonds
Rockies: Galarraga
Diamondbacks: 2001
Padres: Gwynn
Dodgers: Orel

Reds: Nasty boys
Pirates: We are family
Cubs: Goat
Cardinals: Willie McGee
Brewers: Sausage

Mets: Backwards K
Phillies: douche fans
Braves: gant
Marlins: Counsell
Nationals: Bryce

A's: Rollie
Rangers: NELSON!
Mariners: Griffey
Astros: mike Scott
Angels: rally monkey

Tigers: Fidrych
White Sox: Big Hurt
Twins: kod
Indians: Major League
Royals: quisenberry

Yankees: Boss
Red Sox: suck
Blue Jays: Cito
Orioles: streak
Rays: trop

El Padrino said...

I wanna play that

El Padrino said...

How do you copy and paste on this tucking kindle

El Padrino said...

Wine

El Padrino said...

I draft ninth in both my ffb teams. I like.

El Padrino said...

Is there football on I'm jonesing

El Padrino said...

Me n the little dude are chilling watching Tv.

Keef said...

Hold your finger down on the word, it'll highlight, then expand it

El Padrino said...

Eithier is such a hitch sick of him beinvvscratched for bullshit

El Padrino said...

HappyHarveyday TP

El Padrino said...

Not workingkeef

El Padrino said...

Step bros. Fx

Keef said...

I dunno, nerve used a kindle

El Padrino said...

I'm inthemarket fora new tattoo

El Padrino said...

So I'm the only one that watches breaking bad

you guys are pathetic

tem said...

I watch the Glades

The Meiz said...

I missed the Royals.

Pine tar game.

The Meiz said...

"So I'm the only one that watches breaking bad"

I refuse to watch dramas without vulgarity

El Padrino said...

it has vulgarity you retard

El Padrino said...

Giants: McCovey Cove
Rockies: Humidor
Diamondbacks: That pool
Padres: Gwynn
Dodgers: Dodger Dog

Reds: Nasty boys
Pirates: Leyland
Cubs: Ivy
Cardinals: Fucking Yadier
Brewers: Uecker!

Mets: Strawberry
Phillies: Die
Braves: Sid Bream
Marlins: Who?
Nationals: Bryce

A's: Moneyball
Rangers: Nolan
Mariners: Griffey
Astros: Astrodome
Angels: rally monkey

Tigers: Cecil roof shot
White Sox: Big Hurt
Twins: baggie dome
Indians: Major League
Royals: waterfalls

Yankees: Mariano
Red Sox: that fucking wall
Blue Jays: Joe Carter
Orioles: streak
Rays: trop

The Meiz said...

Oh, A&E is HBO now?

El Padrino said...

it's AMC

jesus

ToddPacker said...

breaking bad is grate. plenty of vulgarity, miez. plus it's just as much a dark comedy as it is a drama. you would be a huge Jesse Pinkman fan

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

good start

tem said...

is breaking bad about chemistry or something?

BLUE said...

go

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