Wednesday, August 28, 2013

AMERICA!

I had a sex dream last night about the hot hispanic AP clerk that works here.  It was very weird.  Yes, she's a she.  Do you ever have weird dreams about co-workers?

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Alabama won't win the BCS title this year.

A lot of angst around town here as the NFL has started promoting the Thursday night season kickoff game by putting up posters of Joe Flacco all over town, including one huge one on the stadium.

Remember when Bill Simmons was the sports guy, and wrote stuff, and was kinda funny...yeah, me neither.

Matt Harvey put out a tuite* that said he plans to be back on April 1st...of course he didn't say April 1st 2014.

still haven't seen the miley cyrus thing, I guess I must live under the same rock that tem and jug live under.

I do think that any guy who is named Robin must hate life.  It's probably why robin Williams did so much coke in the 80's.

I have to choose between going and seeing Idaho play against Wyoming, support my alma mater, you know, and going to an Italian festival where there is all kinds of great food and drinks.  I'm kinda leaning towards the Italian festival, I must be getting old.

Is anyone watching foxsports 1?  I don't even know if I get that channel yet.



80 comments:

tem said...

"Is anyone watching foxsports 1? I don't even know if I get that channel yet."

it is just the speed channel. if you got speed, you got fox sports 1.

don't even bother calling your cable provider, they have no idea what fox sports 1 is.

i have watched it, it's sportscenter show is terrible. it's first take show is terrible. anything it copied from espn is terrible. it's live sports are ok.

tem said...

i had a dream about a coworker last night too.

i invited her to see a movie in cincinnati. then i texted her and asked her if it was ok if my mom came too. she said it was fine, but then by the time she replied and we decided what movie to see it was too late to go so i canceled the whole thing.

freud would have a field day with that one.

Keef said...

Matt Harvey put out a tuite* that said he plans to be back on April 1st..


He's planning his April fools joke already

tem said...

your face is an April Fool's joke.

Keef said...

The oldest US Open ballboy was Manny Hershkowitz, age 82.

Keef said...

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Alabama won't win the BCS title this year.



My picks for the title game are Stanford & FU

tem said...

tOSU and Louisville


BOLD PICKS

tem said...

well tOSU isn't that bold.

Keef said...

fuck off, tem

BLUE said...

Braxton miller gets hurt in week 3

BLUE said...

texas A&M will win the title

Aitch said...

"Why wasn't h and a chick at the game a date?"

I'm going this coming weekend. And she's just a friend.

Keef said...

you say she's just a friend

BLUE said...

oh baaaaaby you...

you got what I need...

ToddPacker said...

"My picks for the title game are Stanford & FU"

crazy talk. Florida will probably lose 3-4 games this year starting with Miami in week 2

ToddPacker said...

UGA and tOSU in the NC game are my picks

Keef said...

UGA and tOSU in the NC game are my picks



ISWYDT, you gnixnij motherfucker

Keef said...

Miami is awful

Keef said...

tOSU will lose to Buffalo

Keef said...

wall

BLUE said...

"tOSU will lose to Buffalo"

depends on who is the QB for the bills. if it's still that rookie free agent kid from Wazzu, i'm guessing tOSU will roll them

The Meiz said...

"Is anyone watching foxsports 1? I don't even know if I get that channel yet."


I've checked out their sportscenter type show. Their gimmick seems to be "look at us! We're goofy! We're making fun of ESPN!" Not so good, Al.

They do have good other programming. I like the amount of boxing they have on.

Aitch said...

I have yet to watch FS1

Aitch said...

Wall

Keef said...

LP sucks

Aitch said...

I heard he swallows too

The Meiz said...

Outsourced IT sucks. Can't stand having to do this.

Keef said...

mize cratchet

The Meiz said...

It's like everything is a big production just to get one thing resolved.

Mike said...

they won't let you add your twitter handle to your email profile?







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Mike said...

dammit

Jugdish said...

better

Keef said...

Mike, mike, mike, mike
what day is it, mike

Keef said...

sorry, had to

Jugdish said...

ha, that's ok. i deserved it for logging in with the mike account.

some co-workers hit me up with that about an hour ago.

Keef said...

CUBS MANAGER DALE SVEUM WAS EJECTED BY FIRST BASE UMPIRE LANCE BARKSDALE IN THE FIRST INNING FOR ARGUING BALLS AND STRIKES.



1st batter. Jesus

Jugdish said...

he wanted to take a nap

Keef said...

I want to take a nap. Throw me out

Jugdish said...

Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback Johnny Manziel of No. 7 Texas A&M has been suspended for the first half of Saturday's season opener against the Rice Owls, a source told ESPN's Brett McMurphy on Wednesday afternoon.



they really let him have it

Jugdish said...

that seems fair

/dez bryant

BLUE said...

watch Rice beat A&M

Keef said...

did LP off hisself because Harvey tore his tommy john?

BLUE said...

EP is on vacation this week

Keef said...

oh

BLUE said...

you didn't read his gems last week?

Keef said...

i forgot already

Keef said...

He's not on vacation. He's off

Jugdish said...

you didn't read his gems last week?



read a blog, bro

/Lp

Keef said...

wall

BLUE said...

fucking unions

tem said...

you like the south?

tem said...

they lost

Keef said...

congrats on your new skill,you strategic financial planner

BLUE said...

That sounds a lot better than treasurer

tem said...

i get lots of endorsements....still not sure what they are

The Meiz said...

It's hot up in this bitch.

tem said...

it is nice and temperate here

The Meiz said...

I'm sure you have central air

tem said...

jon gruden schilling for hooters. odd.

tem said...

i do have central air.

tem said...

fantasy draft 3. not $$$ league. draft online tonight at 10pm. i am drafting for me and cmtem.

tem said...

i might take eli round 1 for her. someone in a $$$ league did, so it must be a legit pick.

tem said...

chael sonnen is awesome. he can be a 100% dick, heel type guy one night and then nice as can be on a studio show the next night and nobody questions it.

tem said...

bantam weight fight on fox sports 1. combined weight = h.

tem said...

not really, but combined wieght is probably .75*rev.

tem said...

i can barely tell the mexican from the asian....i think that makes me racist.

tem said...

i blame them being so skinny. i don't have much body mass to work with. it is like seeing 1/2 a person and figuring out their race.

tem said...

i imagine getting hit by a bantamweight is like getting hit with a car...assuming the car is a tiny foam car.

tem said...

why is H's girl just a friend? he has too many girls in the friendzone. he needs to bang this chick and get back on track.

tem said...

i don't like listening to UFC coaches yell during the fight.

especially when one coach yells "reach underneath, get the underhook" then the other coach yells "watch out for him going for the underhook"

tem said...

yay new guy

tem said...

3 run dinger

ToddPacker said...

"jon gruden schilling for hooters. odd."

doesn't gruden claim that he was a cook at hooters when is was in college

tem said...

i had not heard that, but could be

Keef said...

Your mom goes to college

tem said...

the chick in the commercial says the primary receiver in a play is the fullback....that seems unlikely, but whatever.

Aitch said...

"he needs to bang this chick and get back on track."

Banged her already, like 3 years ago.

El Padrino said...

Miss you too keef.

tem said...

3yrs ago....I rest my case

Jugdish said...

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