Friday, July 26, 2013

You guys got fat while everyone SCHTARVED on the streets. It's my turn.

I'm so aggravated.

I'm not afraid of death.  Like at all.  And I'm NS on that. 
I'm more like, damn I hope I get the opportunity to see my kids grow up and like marry people and have kids and what not.  I often get consumed in my thoughts about watching a ball game with a 25 year old son of EP.  Or the day I walk the daughter of EP down an aisle towards a nervous son of a bitch.  I know it sounds like I'm rushing that but I can't help it.

I'm thinking about taking out a contract out on my mother in law.

My cousin who is like my brother is getting engaged.  I'm happy about that.

The fuck with Bubble Tea.  Take that gook shit back to Asia.

Herm Edwards is straight up crazy.

I want Rihanna to twerk  on my cock.

The wife busts my balls about the Gel I put in my hair.  Because I buy the cheapest gel on the shelf.  Like it's causing my receding hairline or my thinning hair.  Does not matter.  She's lucky I don't put Vaseline in my hair like my Dad used to do when we went to Church.

Hugs and kisses.

71 comments:

Aitch said...

$100 cash tip to start the day. I think that merits a "Happy Friday!"

BLUE said...

i don't put any product in my hair

tem said...

no product here

tem said...

does H just call it a day if he gets 100 cash tip?

tem said...

i mean, you reached your ceiling at 7am. the rest of the day is downhill.

you should just go home and try to find a bartendah to fuck.

BLUE said...

he'll blow it all on hookers and weed

tem said...

he'll blow it all doing whatever that word meiz says he does.

BLUE said...

simpin

tem said...

that sounds right.

tem said...

never heard of Bubble Tea

tem said...

also, don't really know what twerk means.

Aitch said...

The Thirst

/Meiz

tem said...

oh yeah, he is thirsty

tem said...

those photos of hernadez holding a gun are super fucking blurry.

BLUE said...

nerve seen the pictures

BLUE said...

that castro guy got life in prison +1000 years


that's a long time

El Padrino said...

tem is funny when he doesn't know what something is

El Padrino said...

tem ever see like a rap music video and some chick is just bouncing hard with her ass, her ass is just like vibrating?

that be twerking

spiff, if you read this

post a twerk gif for Monday

thanks and regards

El Padrino said...

bubble tea is a popular cold drink made with milk and tea with tapioca pearls in it

originated in Thailand I believe

BLUE said...

that ain't no tapioca

Keef said...

I often get consumed in my thoughts about watching a ball game with a 25 year old son of EP.



What if he ends up being gay?

Keef said...

I like the way you twerk it, no diggity

BLUE said...

gay guys don't like football?

BLUE said...

I figured they'd be all about it, with the tight pants and all

Keef said...

gay guys don't like football?




Usually "ball game" refers to beisbol.

Keef said...

I assume they like beisbol. I was just axing, in general

El Padrino said...

"What if he ends up being gay?"

I don't know what your talking about

Keef said...

denial is not a river in Brooklyn

Keef said...

every Friday, myself, NY guy, and this chick here have a little friendly competition where NY guy will pick a random word and the first of us that uses that word in a recorded statement gets a Powerade. Last week's word was twerk. NY guy won that one.

Today's word is trill.

El Padrino said...

trill trill

El Padrino said...

fucking Powerade

BLUE said...

cmspiff or cmzeke?

ToddPacker said...

"cmspiff or cmzeke?"

that can't be real

Keef said...

yeah seems fake for realz

BLUE said...

nah, redskins are dicks

Keef said...

so is your face

El Padrino said...

ooo dick face

Keef said...

I'm trying to round up the troops here to go to Twin Peaks for lunch today. It's bikini week there, apparently

BLUE said...

i'm in


/jug

El Padrino said...

ny guy is in

Keef said...

he said he's too busy

Keef said...

A Milwaukee Brewers fan says she was asked to leave Miller Park because she had made some changes to her Ryan Braun shirt.
Karen Eidem says security tapped her on the shoulder while she was standing with friends at the ballpark Wednesday night. Eidem had changed a couple letters on the back of her Brewers shirt to make it read "Fraud" instead of "Braun" because of the slugger's recent suspension.
Security told her the modified shirt violated the fan code of conduct and that she would have to change the shirt or leave the ballpark. Eidem turned the shirt inside out and stayed for the game.



Lame-o

tem said...

"tem ever see like a rap music video"

do fresh prince ones count? otherwise, no.

tem said...

i saw the Men In Black video.

tem said...

and Summertime.

tem said...

and TLC Waterfalls

tem said...

"Security told her the modified shirt violated the fan code of conduct and that she would have to change the shirt or leave the ballpark. "

you have to buy a shirt that says Fraud. You can't modify one.

tem said...

i think i saw a video for Kris Kross Jump once.

and maybe that I wish I was a baller song.

tem said...

and Dirt Road Anthem.

tem said...

and I saw a Cowboy Troy video once. well half of it then I changed the channel.

Keef said...

here you go, tem

Keef said...

good talk

Keef said...

twin peaks time

tem said...

chicks like that everywhere

BLUE said...

nickel a dozen

El Padrino said...

pics please

El Padrino said...

twin peek* wall

BLUE said...

tickets to the Grate* American Beer fest go on sale next week

only $75/person

tem said...

left work early....suite.

Keef said...

wall

Aitch said...

Wall

The Meiz said...

Run The Jewels goes

Aitch said...

Wall

The Meiz said...

DONG

The Meiz said...

Hi guys, I forgot to mention. I've discovered there's some affirmative action type shit going on at work.

I am nonplussed.

BLUE said...

Do they know that you are a wigger

Keef said...

You've effectively said you don't want to meet mize in person

BLUE said...

I'd hang out with 17-23 year old mize, he sounds awesome

Keef said...

This Ed Herman fight is grate

Keef said...

Wall

The Meiz said...

"Do they know that you are a wigger"


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