Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Tuesday

Some guy I never heard of won the Home Run Derby. One time in College I got 2nd in a homerun derby. It was softballs though. I think we were able to use baseball bats too. I hit 9 of 10 out. It cost $5 to play and the assistant baseball coach spent $50 until he went 10 for 10 and beat me. I won a T-shirt that didn't even come close to fitting me. The winner got half the money. So I think he might have won his $50 back, but I am not sure. There wasn't a lot of people there, so he might have lost money on the deal.

I think NASCAR should throw in some weekday races. Especially after weeks off and especially during this part of the year when there is nothing on.


El Pad, numerous articles have called Superman a disappointing movie money wise. I'd link them, but I don't want to.


I didn't get the call me maybe thing yesterday until I wikied that bitch.


Did H really post a 5 scroller slapper from FB between him and some guy?


I am home sick from work today. I think I ate a bad meatball. Is that possible?





115 comments:

Jugdish said...

that homerun derby story made me think of Lp's spelting* bee story

El Padrino said...

"El Pad, numerous articles have called Superman a disappointing movie money wise. I'd link them, but I don't want to."

what was it supposed to make, a billion? It's no Avengers

El Padrino said...

it's got 600MM plus in the bank already, only out 5 weeks

it might do a billion

BLUE said...

$600MM? where the hell are you getting those numbers

Jugdish said...

$600MM? where the hell are you getting those numbers



just stocks

BLUE said...

oh, I see, maybe worldwide. Domestic is like 250

Jugdish said...

prestige worldwide!

El Padrino said...

gotta count worldwide

El Padrino said...

how come all chicks from down south seemed to be named Brittany or Brandi?

Keef said...

Ben Gay cream is named for Jules Bengue, the French pharmacist who created it in the 1800s.

tem said...

"what was it supposed to make, a billion?"

apparently more than it has made.

all I said was that it was going to be considered a flop by the industry folks. seems like I may be correct.

Keef said...

your face is a flop

tem said...

"how come all chicks from down south seemed to be named Brittany or Brandi?"

same reason all Italians are named some form of Tony.

Aitch said...

"Some guy I never heard of won the Home Run Derby"

Stop it

Aitch said...

Lone Ranger is a flop. Color me shocked.

tem said...

I have not heard of this cespedes guy. I don't follow baseball that much. Dude isn't even on the all star roster is he?

El Padrino said...

"all I said was that it was going to be considered a flop by the industry folks. seems like I may be correct."

sounds like you made all of this up

tem said...

negative ghostrider

Keef said...

Dude isn't even on the all star roster is he?



no

El Padrino said...

so tired of the zimmerman stories, will ignore

tem said...

i'm tired of athletes and celebs who probably didn't watch the trial tweeting ridiculous shit about it.

fucking morons.

El Padrino said...

i wanted to see those kids hit during commercial breaks

dont give a fuck about metal bats, how many would major leaguers hit out with those bats should be like a game

tem said...

apparently if you read an article about the trial or you heard about it then your opinion is more accurate than the jurors who sat through the whole trial and watched every second of it.

Keef said...

so tired of the zimmerman stories, will ignore



Don;t like what I post? Don't like me pouring my heart and soul into being acquitted for killing black kids? That's why Facebook has the block function... or even better, the delete button. Buh-bye.


/H Zimmerman

tem said...

keith is still butthurt over the "do your fatherly duties" comment

tem said...

in related news saying someone is butthurt always gets them riled up.

Keef said...

keith is still butthurt over the "do your fatherly duties" comment


no it's funny now

Keef said...

bygones are by & gone or something

El Padrino said...

was that the slapper i missed?

El Padrino said...

if so i'd like a you guys to have it again, today

like now

sort of like those dudes in gettysburg who get together and re-create events from the civil war

El Padrino said...

this was HILARITY

tem said...

you missed 2 weeks, you missed a few slappers. that was probably one of them.

Keef said...

was that the slapper i missed?



It's ingrained on the interwebs

Keef said...

tem, have you been in San Francisco recently?

Keef said...

Oskar, a 7-year-old dachshund who ate poisoned meatballs that were left strewn about a San Francisco neighborhood earlier this month, has died.

tem said...

I have never been to san francisco

tem said...

maybe I had some balls from the same batch though.

Keef said...

I have never been to san francisco




It's a grate place

/bilok


S

Keef said...

I gotta stop that

tem said...

if by stop you mean do more of that then yes, yes you need to stop.

tem said...

to truly accept himself he must be able to laugh at himself.

you aren't comfortable in your own skin if you can laugh at harmless jokes.

El Padrino said...

camps open next week

niners/saints this week
what do they play in hof game or something?

tem said...

that joke is harmless.

it isn't like you told him that you hope he chokes to death on some gay aids sperm.



BLUE said...

NYC doesn't give a shit that they're hosting the ASG


that's whats going to happen with the superbowl too, it's in fucking jersey, nobody will care

Keef said...

it isn't like you told him that you hope he chokes to death on some gay aids sperm.



Sounds like something he would say


/H

BLUE said...

matt Harvey has a paris Hilton left eye

BLUE said...

maybe spend less time coming up with gay jokes and more time parenting

Keef said...

maybe

BLUE said...

ordered a kegerator yesterday for the basement.

BLUE said...

hello 220lbs

Keef said...

gotta fill it with that light bier

tem said...

all the beer weighs the same.

El Padrino said...

kegerator is a dream of mine

El Padrino said...

blue is living the dream

Keef said...

kegerator is a dream of mine



With a dong tap handle

El Padrino said...

i should get a big house somewhere and man cave it up

El Padrino said...

"With a dong tap handle"

how'd you know

funny shit, pulling beer from a dong

Aitch said...

"Sounds like something he would say

/H"

Not IRL you wouldn't. If bilok was on the blog you'd have a field day.

Aitch said...

"i should get a big house somewhere and man cave it up"

So you're leaving Long Island?

Keef said...

Not IRL you wouldn't.


So I haven't talked shit at any of the summits?

Keef said...

and from what I've seen, everyone here is an exaggerated version of what they are IRL

Aitch said...

Your Summit shit talking is much more lighthearted than the shit you talk online. NS, WADR, AJA, and by your own admission.

Keef said...

Keef said...
and from what I've seen, everyone here is an exaggerated version of what they are IRL

Keef said...

I've said from the jump that this is an exaggerated version of myself

BLUE said...

yes, i'm not as fat in person

El Padrino said...

yeah and im not dumb

Aitch said...

"yeah and im not dumb"

S?

The Meiz said...

Lovely. One of my co-workers just left today to go to US Foods.

Keef said...

USA! USA! USA!

Keef said...

wall

BLUE said...

droppin like flies at sysco

The Meiz said...

Everybody quits because it's kind of a shitshow

BLUE said...

they should put you in charge

The Meiz said...

No thanks

BLUE said...

for no extra pay

El Padrino said...

everywhere is a shitshow

there is no good news man

El Padrino said...

cool story on that cuban pitcher on the marlins

Keef said...

everywhere is a shitshow



pretty much

BLUE said...

fucking Cubans ruining MLB

Keef said...

wall

kod said...

"Kod, I think you'd enjoy this..."

I did, that's some top notch advocacy right there (ns)

kod said...

"what was it supposed to make, a billion?"

apparently more than it has made.

all I said was that it was going to be considered a flop by the industry folks. seems like I may be correct.



the prior Superman remake was pretty well received and respected by critics on the whole, and also failed in BO; takeaway? No more Superman remakes, unless you team him with Iron Man or Avengers

kod said...

too bad they weren't able to work in Richard Pryor, that saved Superman 3

Aitch said...

"No more Superman remakes, unless you team him with Iron Man or Avengers"

Superman is DC comics. Iron Man is Marvel.

The Meiz said...

"everywhere is a shitshow"

Fuck. That makes me feel a little better about it though

The Meiz said...

"the prior Superman remake was pretty well received and respected by critics on the whole, and also failed in BO; takeaway? No more Superman remakes, unless you team him with Iron Man or Avengers"


The studios have to keep making the movies now, or else they lose their licensing deal.

kod said...

Superman is DC comics. Iron Man is Marvel.


1) I did not know that, not a comic book guy

2) the movie bizz is dying (other than kids movies), would be dead right now if it weren't for overseas sales. Don't be surprised if they form an alliance, $$$$ talks; and if Jason and Kruger can form an alliance for the common profit, anyone can

tem said...

Superman will team up with wonder woman and green lantern.

tem said...

The big nerd theory is that superman is not flawed enough for a good movie. He is too powerful.

tem said...

I hope Rivera blows the save.

tem said...

Assuming he gets the chance

tem said...

Starbursts are too hard to open. Fucking paper sticks too often.

tem said...

Rivera in the 8th? Is he going to let him pitch 2 innings??

tem said...

Left fielder should try.

tem said...

Fuck neil diamond and his child rape song

tem said...

In the 8th to make sure he pitches? Are they not telling him the score? Is he not allowed to get two pitchers warmed up?

The Meiz said...

I have nothing to say about the abject misuse of Carlos Gomez in this game.

tem said...

He made a good effort. The 2nd baseman ended up fielding it.....nice backup CF.

tem said...

Why does rivera have two random white chicks in his family?

tem said...

It looks like they are dating his kids. Mystery solved.

ToddPacker said...

fuck the AL, fuck Rivera and fuck Neil Diamond. I'm glad I sold my tickets

The Meiz said...

".nice backup CF."

GoGo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cutch

Keef said...

corky muschamp really threw a zinger out there today

Jugdish said...

zingers >>>>>>> twinkees

Aitch said...

"In the 8th to make sure he pitches? Are they not telling him the score? Is he not allowed to get two pitchers warmed up?"

Leland said after that he didn't want to chance putting another guy in, having the N.L. come back to take the lead, and then not be able to have Mo pitch. The move made sense to me.

Aitch said...

"zingers >>>>>>> twinkees"

Blasphemy

ToddPacker said...

"corky muschamp really threw a zinger out there today"

gotta make sure asshole urb gets some press. The ole ball coach had a much better line on OSU than corky

tem said...

Leland live in a world where 1 batter can score three runs? Put that scrub MN guy out there and warm Mo up. If the scrub lets someone on base bring in Mo.

tem said...

I'm sure Mo would have been OK warming up a bit early. Warming up isn't an exact science anyway. It isn't like he warms up for 15 minites every time and comes into the game then regardless of th situation.

tem said...

And there is a 100000% chance MLB would let Mo throw as many pitches as he wanted to warm up.

tem said...

Mo seemed fine with it though so I guess it isn't a big deal.

ToddPacker said...

"Leland said after that he didn't want to chance putting another guy in, having the N.L. come back to take the lead, and then not be able to have Mo pitch. The move made sense to me."

I disagree. the NL wasn't scoring anything last night. He should have used Nathan in the 8th. if Nathan gets rocked and loses the lead then bring in Rivera before the inning is over. worst case Rivera only pitches to one guy in the 8th, best case he comes in and gets the save in the 9th. either way fuck Rivera

ToddPacker said...

tem knows

ToddPacker said...

"Blasphemy"

^^^^^^^^^^^

BLUE said...

go

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