Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Tuesday

Not much to talk about so I will make this short.


New Word

If there isn't already word for this then I think we should make one. I get tired of my friends calling me "uncle" to their kids. I am not their uncle. Cmtem will introduce some friends to bgtem as Aunt or Uncle when they aren't really her Aunt or Uncle. We need a word for good friend of the family. I don't want to introduce them to the kid as "good friend of the family" so and so. So, let's make up a word for this. I don't have any good suggestions.


Geno Smith

I think some sports writers owe the kid a little bit of an apology. Lots of sports writers were all over his case for dumping his management and going with Jay Z. I think he was the 1st guy to go with Jay Z. Now Jay Z has Durant and I believe a couple other mega stars. If these big names are jumping ship to Jay Z then you gotta give Geno some love for jumping on the bandwagon first.



Baby

The baby pooped on me today. Gross.



Plumber

Called a plumber for some basic leaking pipes. It makes me feel like less of a man. I think I could have fixed it on my own, but then again I might have somehow flooded the house. I don't mind messing with electricity, but plumbing scares me. I think what this guy is fixing is day 1 of plumbing school.


Family Feud

When did this become a show for just black people?




133 comments:

Jugdish said...

I think I could have fixed it on my own, but then again I might have somehow flooded the house.

^^^

water can do a lot of damage. what's leaking?

Jugdish said...

So, let's make up a word for this. I don't have any good suggestions.



i never saw this until i moved to the south, but some people will put mister or mrs before the first name, like mr. tem

Jugdish said...

and maybe its done up north too, i just hadn't heard it before moving south

BLUE said...

we do that around here, but that's because my wife is from the south, and some of our friends are from the south, so that's normal to them.

one kid calls be "doblue's dad"

Jugdish said...

we do that around here, but that's because my wife is from the south, and some of our friends are from the south, so that's normal to them.



that works for me

/mr. tem

BLUE said...

my cousin's kids call me uncle

that's the only people I let call me that.

tem said...

if they call you mr. blue you could be a resevoir dogs character.

tem said...

mr. wouldn't distinguish them from any other person.

we call my boss mr. edwards.

i need a new word that will distinguish good friends of the family from just acquaintances

BLUE said...

how bout suncle and saunt

surrogate uncle and surrogate aunt

BLUE said...

funkle?

friend uncle

BLUE said...

you can call the dudes, meiz and the chicks jugs

BLUE said...

hey kid, i'm your meiz, you better reckonize*

tem said...

m-eez or m-eyes

The Meiz said...

fuck work

Aitch said...

"I don't mind messing with electricity, but plumbing scares me."

This seems backwards to me. Electricity can kill you. Plumbing, not so much.

Aitch said...

"When did this become a show for just black people?"

When Steve Harvey became the host.

The Meiz said...

Boss's boss stumbling through his bullshit explanation why I have to use a vacation day on the 4th made me want to choke him.

I'm going to HR for this shit today.

tem said...

i am backwards many times.

tem said...

electricity can kill me but won't destroy the house....well unless it starts a fire.

plumbing can flood the house, but i'd be fine.


i value the house more than i value myself, i guess.

Aitch said...

Is the 4th a company holiday?

tem said...

"When Steve Harvey became the host."

is it that or did it become a black person show and they figured it out then they hired Harvey?


it looks like the al from tool time era had a lot of black families on it.

Aitch said...

House is worth more

The Meiz said...

Dude goes "that's why we have floating holidays"

Me: Uh, I get paid whether or not I work. It's the law. When we work on holidays, my paystub says 40hrs + 8 hours of time and a half.

Him: Walks away.

Aitch said...

Had a good number of black families, but more since Harvey took over.

tem said...

"Boss's boss stumbling through his bullshit explanation why I have to use a vacation day on the 4th made me want to choke him. "

no idea if you get paid holidays, but if you want paid you might have to burn a vacation day. just depends on how your company does it for your position.

tem said...

"When we work on holidays, my paystub says 40hrs + 8 hours of time and a half."

burn your vacation day and ask for time and half to burn it. if you showed up you'd have apparently gotten it. burning a vacation day is basically pretending you showed up.

Aitch said...

You should have told him you're a special case

tem said...

"Had a good number of black families, but more since Harvey took over"

yeah i think the producers realized it somewhere along the way and retooled it with harvey. i wonder when they realized it.

The Meiz said...

"burn your vacation day and ask for time and half to burn it. if you showed up you'd have apparently gotten it. burning a vacation day is basically pretending you showed up."


Right. I guess I'd just rather have 4 days off the rest of the year instead of 3. I haven't had a non-weekend off day since January.

tem said...

you worked memorial day?

The Meiz said...

Fuck and yes

tem said...

but you got time and a half?

tem said...

you have a wierd company.

The Meiz said...

"but you got time and a half?"

I got 8 hours of straight time plus time and a half. I swear we have ratards here.

The Meiz said...

I just should have not mentioned it this morning. Boss's boss seems to have successfully swept it under the rug already though.

tem said...

"I got 8 hours of straight time plus time and a half. I swear we have ratards here."

so 1 day of work, 8 hours of normal pay then 8 hours of time and a half?

aka 1 day of work, 20hrs of pay (8+8+.5*8)?

nice. i'd work on the 4th.

The Meiz said...

That's why I really don't gripe about it except for on the 4th, because the 4th is ya huge in Cedarburg.

tem said...

aren't you done with work before any of the festivities begin?

i'd work the 4th and take the 5th off.

20 hours of pay on the 4th, then party my ass off and have a 3 day weekend.

The Meiz said...

"aren't you done with work before any of the festivities begin?"

Nope. Festivities begin at about 9:00AM. 1 hour before the parade is when we usually get it cracking.

The Meiz said...

It's a real shit show. Open container laws get unofficially thrown out the window, because you can't ticket everybody in town when your PD is only like 20 officers total.

tem said...

sounds like you have an adult decision to make.

20 hours of pay and late to the party or 8 hours of pay and get to the party on time.

The Meiz said...

PARTY

The Meiz said...

I worked on the 4th the last 2 years. Party time.

The Meiz said...

Fake Aunt/Uncle talk. I was always raised to say Miss/Mrs/Mr & last name. Then once you're old enough/comfortable with that person you can get into using just their first name.

The Meiz said...

Although I do call deluxe's mom Mom.

Jugdish said...

wall

Aitch said...

"Although I do call deluxe's mom Mom."

You should since you and Deluxe are the same person

Keef said...

The collective noun for a group of pugs is a grumble.

BLUE said...

a group of pug dogs?

BLUE said...

isn't that a pack?

Jugdish said...

isn't that a pack?



not if they are pugs

The Meiz said...

GRUMBLE IS NOT A NOUN

/Mize

Keef said...

You should have told him you're a special case



ha

Keef said...

I probably shouldn't have come back to work today. It's a shit show

Jugdish said...

I probably shouldn't have come back to work today. It's a shit show



they give you steaks?

tem said...

you are back to work already?

stone cone man.

Keef said...

they give you steaks?



::flank steak::

Jugdish said...

::flank steak::



like when sysco gave mize steaks

Keef said...

you are back to work already?

stone cone man.



Probably will stay home tomorrow. I told cmk I could stay home this week, but she said to go back today.

Keef said...

We get Thursday & Friday off, paid, for the 4th.

Jugdish said...

we have tomorrow off...taking leave friday

BLUE said...

playing golf today


suck it

tem said...

"We get Thursday & Friday off, paid, for the 4th"

do you have to take a vacation day?

Keef said...

do you have to take a vacation day?



negative. Normally the 4th just gets 1 paid day, but I guess since it's on a Thursday, they're paying for Friday too. I'm not gonna argue

tem said...

we don't get friday off, but we aren't taking attendance....so we get friday off.

tem said...

wall

tem said...

ufc card this saturday is weak.

silva wins.
edgar wins.
boetsh wins.
siver wins.
don't care about the rest at all.

The Meiz said...

I should find a friggin receptionist job.

Keef said...

why

Keef said...

get a yob at a bank

tem said...

play video games for a living.

The Meiz said...

"get a yob at a bank"

Banks around here pay less than what I make, and largely only hire part-time for non-managers. It's pretty wack.

The Meiz said...

"play video games for a living."

Sounds good.

tem said...

you can be the receptionist at Just Stocks, LLC

The Meiz said...

"why"

This job stresses me the fuck out

Keef said...

there goes mize shooting down any suggestion again

Keef said...

you can be the receptionist at Just Stocks, LLC


Don't worry, LP will take care of you

The Meiz said...

"you can be the receptionist at Just Stocks, LLC"

Another great idea.

tem said...

"there goes mize shooting down any suggestion again"

just yours

tem said...

"Tim Tebow tried to stop Aaron Hernandez from getting into a bar fight in 2007, according to a report."

of course he did.

The Meiz said...

Nice. Not getting dinged for a vacation day on Thursday now. Big bossman came to his senses.

Keef said...

This job stresses me the fuck out



Dude, it's a job. Do your work, go home, forget about it. Not worth worrying about

ns

The Meiz said...

I do. The hours I'm here are stressful as hell. I honestly feel sick to my stomach sometimes.

The Meiz said...

Work is the last damn thing on my mind when I'm not here.

Keef said...

I honestly feel sick to my stomach sometimes.



That's just your IBS talking

tem said...

"The hours I'm here are stressful as hell. I honestly feel sick to my stomach sometimes"

maybe you should take up smoking pot?

The Meiz said...

Ha

tem said...

"The hours I'm here are stressful as hell. I honestly feel sick to my stomach sometimes"

maybe you aren't cut out for work?
i suggest voting democrat, a lot.

The Meiz said...

"maybe you aren't cut out for work?"

I have always disliked going to work. I didn't mind customer service though because of the people and I did enjoy running will call.

Keef said...

donate plasma

Keef said...

full time

The Meiz said...

I actually asked one of my buddies in passing about maybe laying concrete with him. I could make more annually whilst only working part of the year.

The Meiz said...

Darius Rucker's voice is so weird sounding now.

tem said...

"I actually asked one of my buddies in passing about maybe laying concrete with him."

sounds gay

tem said...

you could give a construction type job a shot and see how that goes. you might like it.

i honestly doubt you'd put up with the bullshit, but you might like it.

Keef said...

tem knows

tem said...

construction is like the military.

the underlings don't think. they just do. they don't question authority, they don't change processes or methods, they do what they are taught to do when they are told to do it.

Aitch said...

"I actually asked one of my buddies in passing about maybe laying concrete with him. I could make more annually whilst only working part of the year."

And we think he woes now...

The Meiz said...

I don't know a single person who is looking forward to The Lone Ranger.

tem said...

but if you put up with it long enough you might become the boss one day and be able to do things how you you wanted to.

tem said...

"I don't know a single person who is looking forward to The Lone Ranger."

i can't even bring myself to say I am soley to prove you wrong.

you are correct. nobody is looking forward to it.

Keef said...

but if you put up with it long enough you might become the boss one day and be able to do things how you you wanted to.



AGFNIIK

The Meiz said...

"the underlings don't think. they just do. they don't question authority, they don't change processes or methods, they do what they are taught to do when they are told to do it."


That's what appeals to me.

I'm just tired of being undermined all the time by people that need to micromanage.

tem said...

"I'm just tired of being undermined all the time by people that need to micromanage."

just know that in construction if something goes wrong it is the lowest guy on the totem pole's fault.

Keef said...

all I know is, if mize becomes a construction worker, he'll be a lot better than whoever is working there now.

Keef said...

mize, how do you feel about shitting in port-a-johns?

The Meiz said...

"mize, how do you feel about shitting in port-a-johns?"

Green light.

I took a shit at Miller Park a couple weeks ago, and had a nice grumpy at Strawberry Fest.

tem said...

his IBS would be interesting on a construction site. they don't like it when you stop whenever to go poop. there are designated times for that.

tem said...

of course laying concrete for sidewalks and smaller jobs would allow for more flexibility in the time of poop department.

tem said...

i think meiz should try to be a highway road worker. they hold signs for good money.

Keef said...

they hold signs for good money.



They probably frown upon dropping the sign to go shit

Aitch said...

"AGFNIIK"

::goddman* acronyms::

The Meiz said...

"they hold signs for good money."

I don't think I'm pretty enough for that yob.

The Meiz said...

Now if you don't mind, I'm going home and drinking lots of cheap liquor because it's Tuesday.

Keef said...

::goddman* acronyms::



A GiFuckingNormous If I Know

Keef said...

I am taking tomorrow off. 5 day weekend

Aitch said...

Suite

Keef said...

We get 2 paternity days, so I can use those for yesterday & tomorrow. So don't have to use any vacation days

tem said...

Looks Like a cnp

Keef said...

probably was

BLUE said...

Homer bailey no no thru 8

BLUE said...

8 & 1/3

BLUE said...

One out away

BLUE said...

My jinxing powers are weak, no hitter for homer

Keef said...

Ha! IN YOU FACE!

Keef said...

Can't believe he has 2 no hitters

BLUE said...

That's one more than the entire mets organization

ToddPacker said...

That's one more than the entire mets or rockies organization

fixed

BLUE said...

Rockies never gave up on Nolan Ryan

Keef said...

rockies never had gooden or seaver or cone or viola

Keef said...

Mess had Wilson & Isringhausen & Pulsipher. they should have combined for at least 7. all three were projected HOFers before they threw a pitch in the bigs

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

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