Tuesday, July 09, 2013

Tuesday is the best?

Nah, Tuesday's aren't the best. Saturday's are. I think. Not Tuesday's though.


Fucking intrawebs....Internet Explorer won't let me check my work email and Firefox won't let me post on the blog. Something about cookies. I dislike cookies. They are probably my least favorite dessert genre. Cake is great, pie is great too, cookies, not so much. Too much variation in the same cookies. A chocolate chip cookie can be hard as a rock or soft and chewy, both seem to be acceptable and you don't know which one you are going to get. You never get rock hard birthday cake. So boo to cookies.


I wonder if James Harden is already sick of Dwight Howard?


I'm on baby duty this AM because cmtem had to go to the doctor's office for her whatever week post birthing checkup. So far the little thing is asleep.


Speaking of babies at what age do humans stop grunting when they poop? This little thing grunts like a champ at every poop.


G-Men signed Cruz to an extension. All I know is that he leads the league in offseason commercials, so that is something. That might just be here though because Time Warner commercials are on every fourth commercial.


Some Brewer caught the ball. Big news.


I still am 100% that Silva lost his UFC belt on purpose. I just wonder now who knew he was going to do it beforehand. I'd like to think only his camp. Silva lost the Eye of the Tiger. If he fights again for the belt and tries he will steamroll the Weidman kid. Even if it is 3 years from now and Silva is 41 or whatever. I really dislike Silva but he is about a thousand times better than any other middle weight out there.


Larry Bird thinks Garnett and Pierce have plenty left. Too bad they are playing for a dude with no coaching experience who relies on Doogie Howser to show him the ropes.


It doesn't sound like this is a real possibility but what happens if Aaron Hernandez is cleared of charges and it turns out that there is a good story behind his actions? That'd be an interesting day in Patriot-ville.


I don't like it when on PTI if the hosts know barely anything about the topic or question they just focus on the 1 fact they do know and talk about that fact even if it doesn't have anything to do with the question. Yesterday they talked UFC and the question was about Silva being a chump and Wilbon just talked about how the UFC won't let ESPN show the actual knock-out and how lame that is.....that has nothing to do with Silva save for the fact that he was the one that got KOed.


FYI the Pirates swoon has started early. I think they just lost a series to the Cubs and are probably going to be swept in a mini series by the As too. #itwasagoodrunseeyounextseason


Kaepernick should know better than to wear a hat for another team. It isn't a big deal, but he has to know that the media is going to be all over it. I am pretty sure he is borderline retarded.


Yahoo! has a 20 minute workout that does wonders....duh, any high octane 20 minute workout will do wonders. If you just start running as fast as you can for 20 minutes it will be a great workout. Just go balls out for 20 minutes jump roping and it will be a good workout. 20 minutes of pushups at full speed? Yep, good workout.


OK, time to go. Have a good day people.

168 comments:

Jugdish said...

Something about cookies. I dislike cookies. They are probably my least favorite dessert genre.


i love me some chocolate chip cookies

Jugdish said...

Speaking of babies at what age do humans stop grunting when they poop?


this seems like a question for mize to answer

Jugdish said...

Kaepernick should know better than to wear a hat for another team. It isn't a big deal, but he has to know that the media is going to be all over it



this

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

no way I can do pushups for 20 minutes.

Keef said...

Maybe if you did you'd still be playing basketball

Aitch said...

"Internet Explorer won't let me check my work email and Firefox won't let me post on the blog."

Google Chrome

Aitch said...

"going to be swept in a mini series by the As too."

Keith is playing baseball now?

Aitch said...

"no way I can do pushups for 20 minutes"

www.100pushups.com

Jugdish said...

suite

The Meiz said...

"I'm on baby duty this AM because cmtem had to go to the doctor's office for her whatever week post birthing checkup. So far the little thing is asleep."

Funny because my sister is due November 17, and keeps telling people she's "going to be back in the drinking game for Thanksgiving". I want to punch her.

Jugdish said...

"going to be back in the drinking game for Thanksgiving"


bleach?

BLUE said...

she can be back in the drinking game by thanksgiving.

that has nothing to do with birthing check

BLUE said...

glass and bleach

The Meiz said...

yer darn tootin'

The Meiz said...

"Speaking of babies at what age do humans stop grunting when they poop?"


I make a production out of it at home. It's great for stress relief.

Aitch said...

So I take it she doesn't plan on breast feeding.

Aitch said...

Good luck, Uncle Andy. Scorpios are assholes

The Meiz said...

I don't need luck. I'll just be absent.

tem said...

Cmtem keeps saying she is going to have some wine but never does. She doesn't want to have to pump then throw it away.

Aitch said...

"I'll just be absent."

Your stance will change as soon as that kid pops out

tem said...

I read that as abstinent every time

Keef said...

You'd need 500 million pounds of peanut butter to cover the floor of the Grand Canyon.

Jugdish said...

no need to take it out on the kid

The Meiz said...

Welp, the weather officially fucks with my right knee. Been pretty brutal with this recent humidity.

Keef said...

www.100pushups.com



Not quite

The Meiz said...

"no need to take it out on the kid"

I just can't stand other people's kids. Keep 'em away from me. I don't discriminate.

Jugdish said...

Been pretty brutal with this recent humidity.



your knee wouldn't like the houston area too much

Keef said...

I just can't stand other people's kids



As opposed to your kids?

Aitch said...

"Welp, the weather officially fucks with my right knee."

How did you originally injure it? NS

Jugdish said...

I just can't stand other people's kids


family is different...at least for me it was once i got some nephews

Keef said...

but mize hates his family

Jugdish said...

he doesn't hate his sister. he is mad at her

Keef said...

good point

Keef said...

I didn't even think that she was having sex yet

/mize

tem said...

Meiz hates all kids.

Keef said...

just other people's kids

tem said...

When the kids starts talking meiz will be all about the kid for thirty minute increments.

tem said...

To my knowledge all kids are other people's kids to meiz because he has no kids. So he hates all kids.

Jugdish said...

doesn't mize have a pic on fb with him and a little kid playing with toy lightsabrers? maybe he just likes padawan kids

Aitch said...

"he doesn't hate his sister. he is mad at her"

She must not have let him kiss her

The Meiz said...

"How did you originally injure it? NS"

It doesn't need to be injured to be creaky. I've always had noisy joints.

Jugdish said...

To my knowledge all kids are other people's kids to meiz because he has no kids


that he knows of...




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tem said...

jedi don't count

Keef said...

Scott E. Entsminger, 55, of Mansfield, Ohio, died on July 4 at his home. In his obituary in the Columbus Dispatch, Entsminger, a lifelong Browns fan, requested "six Cleveland Browns pallbearers so the Browns can let him down one last time."



ha

Keef said...

randy travis is dying. Jug & tem are sad

Jugdish said...

randy travis is dying. Jug & tem are sad



you know you wouldn't get away with saying that in person



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Keef said...

ha

Keef said...

I love these people I talk to who make a left turn in front of someone and they don't feel they did anything wrong and think the other person is at fault.

tem said...

really? i hate those people.

tem said...

randy travis had a good run.

he drank a lot, so his liver is probably shot.

tem said...

probably did a lot of other drugs too.

i hear that alcohol is a gateway drug.

BLUE said...

"I love these people I talk to who make a left turn in front of someone and they don't feel they did anything wrong and think the other person is at fault."

other person should have stopped

Keef said...

really? i hate those people.



no you don't

BLUE said...

"i hear that alcohol is a gateway drug."

gateway to what?

Keef said...

gateway to beth's Y

BLUE said...

it's the gateway to a girl's panties

BLUE said...

i2i

Keef said...

so good work on finishing the NCAA season, guys

BLUE said...

rex ryan "ran" with the bulls

BLUE said...

ncaa 14 comes out next week

Keef said...

I'm not buying ncaa 14

BLUE said...

or maybe it's already out

Keef said...

fool me once, shame on you. fool me, you can't get fooled again

BLUE said...

you just are resigned to the fact that you'll never beat tem?

Keef said...

if you say so

BLUE said...

did you ever beat him?

BLUE said...

and yes, i did say so, in the comment before

Keef said...

I beat you. Multiple times. That is sufficient

tem said...

this hernandez stuff has just taken the joy out of NCAA for me. if pro athletes can't be trusted then college ones can't be either.

i can't play the game knowing that one of my players probably murdered someone or stole a lap top or did something bad. i am supposed to be their coach and role model and i failed.

these players looked up to coach king tem, but he failed. the failure has taken its toll.

tem said...

keith could totally beat me.

i am 1-0 against him and the game could have gone either way.

the score was inflated because he had to blitz at the end and i burned him on it.

also, if he can defend a screen pass now i am pretty fucked.

Keef said...

xnij

Keef said...

i am 1-0 against him and the game could have gone either way.



after you hit reset on the first game


(S)

tem said...

i can't go into a recruits digital home and look those digital parents in the eye and say that WaVa is the place for their son. i can't surround these kids with murderers and theives.

tem said...

"after you hit reset on the first game"

that must have been bgtem. she likes to press buttons?

Keef said...

iswydt

Keef said...

cmk is all nervous because she has to take bgas2 to the hospital today to get her 2nd newborn screening done. They have to poke her heel and squeeze out some blood to fill some circles on a piece of paper.

tem said...

she should be less nervous with kid 2, right?

Keef said...

she just doesn't like seeing the kid get poked with a needle

Keef said...

anytime bgas1 had to get a shot, she was always on the other side of the room

The Meiz said...

Oh, FFS.

tem said...

surprised she doesn't make you take her

The Meiz said...

She feels like she needs to be there if the doctors kill the baby.

s? ns?

I DON'T KNOW

Jugdish said...

stafford about to sign a ya-huge extension

LIONS!!!

Jugdish said...

someone called in an issue with their blackberry: "my password stopped working"


im not sure that is accurate...

Jugdish said...

these pilots and their nicknames...its almost like they force them on people. they use them in emails and phone calls all the time. i don't know who "disco" is when he calls me. i should start signing my emails with "jugdish" and see if catches on

Keef said...

surprised she doesn't make you take her



I usually go for regular doc visits. But the thing today is simple, she just takes the baby to outpatient services at the hospital and it's like a 5 minute thing. The hospital is right by our house. I'm not gonna drive 45 minutes each way for that.

Keef said...

im not sure that is accurate...



Don't your passwords expire after a few months?

Jugdish said...

Don't your passwords expire after a few months?



depends on the system. these don't...she forgot what it was.

Keef said...

perfect example of why woman shouldn't be in the workplace


/LP

Keef said...

wall

The Meiz said...

Just took an electric green shit

tem said...

"I'm not gonna drive 45 minutes each way for that."

too busy posting on facebook to do your duties? /H

tem said...

"someone called in an issue with their blackberry: "my password stopped working""


tell her it got furloughed.

Keef said...

"I'm not gonna drive 45 minutes each way for that."



go help your wife and newborn instead of hanging out at work


/H

Keef said...

*fized

Aitch said...

"too busy posting on facebook to do your duties? /H"

Tem knows

Keef said...

go change diapers instead of posting on FB

/H

/tem

tem said...

iswydt

Keef said...

FYI, every other person in my household was asleep during that FB bullshit

BLUE said...

even the dogs

Keef said...

dogs aren't "person"

Keef said...

dogs aren't "person"




You don't say that!

/csil

Aitch said...

My friend just posted a video of Bruce Lee with this caption:

"Greatest martial artist alive without doubt"

tem said...

smart friend

BLUE said...

Yeah, everyone knows Daniel larusso is the greatest

tem said...

i thought it was will smiff's kid now.

BLUE said...

oh yeah, Jackie chan

Aitch said...

"oh yeah, Jackie chan"

According to Facebook, he's dead, too.

tem said...

damn. i didn't know that.

chris tucker can't do any more movies then

Keef said...

whatta gotta Friday?

BLUE said...

he can make movies with J-law and Phil

Aitch said...

J-Law is hot

Keef said...

jude law? gross

BLUE said...

yes, she is just hot, not attainable hot

Aitch said...

I forget how you guys are ranking this. Hot is lower than attainable hot, right?

Keef said...

I wish steve was around and he could show me how to block H's comments here


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Aitch said...

can you do that on a blog?

BLUE said...

i can do what i want

Aitch said...

"i can do what i want"

Except get the CFO job.

tem said...

Burn

Keef said...

can you do that on a blog?



I dunno. He made it seem like he made some program where he could block comments made by some people.

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

its not looking good for aaron hernandez

Aitch said...

Yea, he's definitely going to federal pound me in the ass prison.

The Meiz said...

Wednesday, asshole

tem said...

Wednesday, asshole

tem said...

how is the berg feeling about Braun's "gonna be suspended soon" status.

are they done giving a fuck since it was reported that he would be suspended soon like 3 months ago?

The Meiz said...

Nobody believes shit until it happens. MLB is a fucking joke with this disgraceful farce of an "investigation". Bribes? Saying Bosch is not to be trusted then switching their stance because they got him and/or his other guy to flip sides after bribing them?

Fucking joke. Bud Selig should be ashamed of himself.

tem said...

he's too old to be ashamed of himself.

he passed by the IDGAF age about 2 decades ago.

The Meiz said...

MLB: Ryan Braun to be suspended

2 weeks later

MLB: We have your name scrawled on a piece of paper!

3 months later

MLB: Ryan Braun is sooo suspended

2 weeks later

MLB: Swear to god, you're getting suspended ONE HUNDRED games

2 weeks later

MLB: We bribed your alleged supplier who we said is not a credible source, and NOW HE'S TOTALLY CREDIBLE! SUSPENSION COMING!

2 weeks later

MLB: WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, WE SWEAR YOU ARE GOING TO BE SUSPENDED. SAYING NOTHING IS THE SAME AS LYING.

The Meiz said...

And the thing is, MLB doesn't even need proof. It's in the CBA. They could have handed down these alleged penalties ages ago and everybody would have been ok with it. MLB has fucked this entire thing up on their own.

The Meiz said...

And you know why they're digging for any scrap of evidence?

BECAUSE THEY ARE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES

BLUE said...

no they are digging because assholes like braun and a-rod have cheated in the past and gotten off on technicalities.

they aren't going to let that happen this time.

there's no chain of custody issues to fall back

BLUE said...

meiz is just pissed because braun is a cheater

The Meiz said...

I care zero about PEDS.

BLUE said...

i don't like pedophiles

BLUE said...

breers should get the 100 games out of the was ASAP, it's not like they're competing this year.

that way they get him out of the way this year, and can start fresh next season

tem said...

that's good

tem said...

DUIs be popular in Denver

tem said...

Blue better watch out.

tem said...

India tops Sri Lanka by 81 runs in Cricket.

Beat. Down.

The Meiz said...

"breers should get the 100 games out of the was ASAP, it's not like they're competing this year.

that way they get him out of the way this year, and can start fresh next season"

Right. Should have just handed down the suspension, no appeal, apologize, get it over with. Now, it's stretching into next season.

Jugdish said...

at mize is an unbiased opinions

Jugdish said...

- the s

The Meiz said...

And at this point Braun's going to appeal his ass off to keep playing and shove it in Bud's face and/or ass.

The Meiz said...

Cookies >>>>> Cake

Jugdish said...

there's no chain of custody issues to fall back


this

Jugdish said...

MLB: WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, WE SWEAR YOU ARE GOING TO BE SUSPENDED. SAYING NOTHING IS THE SAME AS LYING.



i haven't been following the story too much...is MLB actually saying this, or is this just stuff you're hearing on twitter?

Jugdish said...

i want to get a charcoal smoker

Jugdish said...

twitter "sources"

The Meiz said...

There's almost literally nothing that MLB has said or done to lead me to believe they have any real evidence against any of these guys. And to say they have cases against over 100 players coming? Fuck outta here, Alan. 100 is already 13% of the league. Get ready for another MLB financial crisis.

The Meiz said...

"i haven't been following the story too much...is MLB actually saying this, or is this just stuff you're hearing on twitter?"


This is what WWL is reporting from MLB

Jugdish said...

braun seems to be like the next clemens with all of this

Jugdish said...

im hungry

BLUE said...

are you saying that braun may have misremembered?

Jugdish said...

are you saying that braun may have misremembered?



he may have, i don't remember

BLUE said...

not to be mean to many 12 year old girls, but willow smith, is ugly as fuck

The Meiz said...

If you want, HERE is a nice piece my friend Hyatt put together laying out the whole Braun/Biogenesis timeline. There are a couple of good links in the comments below also. This is pretty much the most complete column that has everything in one place,

Keef said...

does blue know that he's commenting insteading of putting up a new post?

Keef said...

instead

The Meiz said...

"not to be mean to many 12 year old girls, but willow smith, is ugly as fuck"

yes.

BLUE said...

"DUIs be popular in Denver"

yeah, the broncos like to party

BLUE said...

"does blue know that he's commenting insteading of putting up a new post?"

who gives a shit, nobody reads that crap anyway

Keef said...

apology accepted

BLUE said...

new post

Jugdish said...

If you want, HERE is a nice piece my friend Hyatt put together laying out the whole Braun/Biogenesis timeline. There are a couple of good links in the comments below also. This is pretty much the most complete column that has everything in one place,



ill check that out a little later, but it made me think this:


read this unbiased article my friend at brewcrewball wrote about the braun steroid scandal = read this unbiased article on the obama administration on foxnews

The Meiz said...

It's surprisingly unbiased. It's only there as an information piece.

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