Monday, July 01, 2013

Shit post monday

NBA free agency time, cool

160 comments:

Jugdish said...

mize can't be happy about being bumped to #2


hilarity

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

EP is on vacation, he carries this place.

will be a slow 2 weeks.

BLUE said...

especially since caroline is screwing up keith's plans

tem said...

no EP for two weeks will certainly cut down on the typos.

tem said...

maybe we can win a Bloggie Award while he is gone.

tem said...

i think Rosamund Pike is pretty hot.

she has that attainable hot going for her.

love it.

BLUE said...

never seen a movie that she's been in

had to google her, she looks more than attainable hot

Aitch said...

She is pretty hot

tem said...

it depends on the movie.

tem said...

wrath of the titans she was rocking attainable hot.

jack reacher too i think.

tem said...

attainable hot is still a high level of hot.

unattainable hot is like kathy ireland in her prime or charlize theron in her prime.

tem said...

i'll say this. i am off the JLaw bandwagon.

JLaw isn't even attainable hot. she is just hot.


the top of the scale is:

hot
attainable hot
unattainable hot

tem said...


hot is the base.

attainable hot is the top edge of hot, but still attainable.

unattainable hot is the top. it is self explanatory.

Aitch said...

"it is self explanatory."

Yet you still explained it.

tem said...

yeah because you guys are idiots.

tem said...

and even the self explanatory needs explained.

tem said...

D-

BLUE said...

oh, see I see it differently


attainable hot
hot
unattainable hot

Aitch said...

"yeah because you guys are idiots"

You must have missed the part where EP said he was gone for 2 weeks.

BLUE said...

charlize theron?

really?

Aitch said...

Not a fan?

BLUE said...

"Taylor Swift in three words: lascivious, foolish, proud, dirty, pirate hooker!” "

the Westboro Baptist church obviously counts well.

BLUE said...

"Not a fan? "

she's alright...she'd be in the "hot" range of the temscale

BLUE said...

it might be that I've just forgotten about her too since she's chopped off all her hair, and started being an "artist" as opposed to a hot chick

Aitch said...

Maybe they want the reader to pick 3 out of the 6 choices.

BLUE said...

what's a pirate hooker

tem said...

Detroit is the only city that has ever surrendered to a foreign power.

tem said...

"it might be that I've just forgotten about her too since she's chopped off all her hair, and started being an "artist" as opposed to a hot chick"

hence the in her prime addendum.

Jugdish said...

Detroit is the only city that has ever surrendered to a foreign power.



wussbags

tem said...

"oh, see I see it differently
attainable hot
hot
unattainable hot"


i can understand this viewpoint. i just like having hot as the base. that way when i say the waitress at the bar is hot i am not saying she is better looking than some famous chick i have already said is attainable hot.

tem said...

it helps me not have to call every girl around town attainable hot.

BLUE said...

good point

I see where you are coming from.

I will now use your scale

tem said...

wall

Keef said...

Sleepy

BLUE said...

are you a dad yet?

Keef said...

S?

BLUE said...

ns?

Aitch said...

Blue wasn't in the text message you sent, Keith.

BLUE said...

thanks a lot fucker

BLUE said...

(s)

Aitch said...

"fucker"

Not for a while!

/Keith

Keef said...

I thought I mentioned it here. My bad

Keef said...

I have a household like blue now

Keef said...

Fucking estrogen

The Meiz said...

"mize can't be happy about being bumped to #2"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

This is bullshit.

The Meiz said...

My scale has pretty higher than any level of hot. Perhaps my pretty is Tem's attainable hot, yet higher up there because of the attainability level.

The Meiz said...

Hot to me means there's some whore/slut mixed in there.

Jugdish said...

describe some of the girls we saw in austin using your scale

Jugdish said...

the cake in austin was attainable hot...and i attained it

/tem

The Meiz said...

Hot

The Meiz said...

College skeezers

tem said...

Meiz scale is intriguing. I don't get the reference to meiz being bumped to#2

Aitch said...

The Taylor Swift looking girl with the six shooter tattoos was definitely the hottest Austin girl IMO

The Meiz said...

Unattainable hot due to the probability of being stuck up because they waitress at the creep factory that is Bikinis or Twin Peaks.

Aitch said...

"I don't get the reference to meiz being bumped to#2"

Look at yesterday's comments, EP

Aitch said...

Twin Peaks girl in the Brees jersey was the runner up

tem said...

I leave personality out of my scale. It is physical appearance only.

The Meiz said...

I don't remember the pistol tattoo girl because they mostly all looked the same. Brown hair, ponytail, 5'1", 95lbs.

Aitch said...

Meiz over things women's hotness.

Aitch said...

Stop putting it on a pedestal, Meiz

Aitch said...

*over thinks

tem said...

I don't remember any of the girls because i have a shit memory

Aitch said...

"I don't remember the pistol tattoo girl because they mostly all looked the same. Brown hair, ponytail, 5'1", 95lbs"

She was blonde

Jugdish said...

I leave personality out of my scale. It is physical appearance only.



opposite of mize's scale


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The Meiz said...

I need to be impressed. I don't like 'em all looking the same.

Aitch said...

You're insane

Jugdish said...

unattainable hot = across the street


/mize

Jugdish said...

i hear sports talk guys mentioned the no state tax in places like TX and FL, how much do you think that really factors into an athlete's decision?

BLUE said...

I think it factors huge

Jugdish said...

I think it factors huge



really? i don't see a lot of stars flocking to tx too often. maybe it factors in less for the star players

Keef said...

last year I was in that town where those firefighters were kilt yesterday. Pray for me & my family

Jugdish said...

stay strong, keef

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

"really? i don't see a lot of stars flocking to tx too often. maybe it factors in less for the star players"

most pro atheletes have their "home" in Florida or Texas...so maybe it doesn't matter.

For Example, in California the top income tax bracket is 13.3%.

13.3% of a $5mm salary is $650K. That's 650K you'd have extra if you played in Texas, Washington, Florida...etc

for a guy making $15mm/year, it's almost $2mm.

BLUE said...

if that's not something that their agent is factoring into the offer, then their agent is an idiot

Aitch said...

Some Austin girls. Not the greatest pictures:

Example A

Example B

Example C

Jugdish said...

most pro atheletes have their "home" in Florida or Texas...so maybe it doesn't matter.



aren't they taxed based on where they play each game so a little more than half their games would have no state tax? i think they pay state taxes for each state their away games are in, don't they?

BLUE said...

i'm not sure how that works

Aitch said...

no, I don't think so. The company that employs them is based in the home state, so the taxes would be based on that for every game I would think.

BLUE said...

because they're not paid on a per game basis, right?

Jugdish said...

athlete taxes

Jugdish said...

because they're not paid on a per game basis, right?



i know in football they call their pay checks "game checks"...they're paid on a weekly basis during the season. not sure on other sports

Aitch said...

Right. People tend to break it down by game, but it's just their salary broken out evenly over the entire season. I think the NFL does it biweekly. Not sure about the other leagues.

Jugdish said...

for as much as it has been mentioned lately, i don't think its THAT big of a factor.

Aitch said...

"Under both methods, pre-season, post-season and regular season games are included. However, the games played formula fails to reflect that athletes are paid for activities in addition to game performance. For instance a baseball player that has spring training in Florida would not get credit for the days in a state that does not have an income tax."

Jugdish said...

depends on the athlete obviously...a star worried about his legacy won't factor it in as much, but the latrell spreewell types who have to provide for their family will

Jugdish said...

what are the child support laws like in texas?

/dwight howard

Jugdish said...

blue could quit and become cpa of the stars

Keef said...

no, I don't think so. The company that employs them is based in the home state, so the taxes would be based on that for every game I would think.


Nationwide is based in Ohio, but i don't pay Ohio taxes. Is that different?

BLUE said...

nope not different

Jugdish said...

"jock tax" article

BLUE said...

so, for Lebron James, he's saving roughly 1mm/year in taxes because half of his games are in the state of florida

BLUE said...

so there is significant savings..but I'm going to agree, that for a big name free agent, it's probably not a huge deal.

whatever you can do to play less games in California is probably smart.

BLUE said...

I know they've made a big deal about people don't want to play for the Raptors because taxes are ridiculous there

Jugdish said...

so there is significant savings..but I'm going to agree, that for a big name free agent, it's probably not a huge deal.



especially when a lot of them have big endorsement deals that are also not taxed by the state

Jugdish said...

I know they've made a big deal about people don't want to play for the Raptors because taxes are ridiculous there



the "no state tax" thing has been mentioned a lot during dwight howard discussions on the radio too. i imagine when McHale and Morey sit down with Howard they don't even mention it.

Aitch said...

"Nationwide is based in Ohio, but i don't pay Ohio taxes. Is that different?"

Yes. I didn't state that clearly enough. I meant more like an athletes "office" is where the team is. For example, when you were doing liquor distribution. If you had to make deliveries out of state, you'd be "working" in another state, but you wouldn't have to pay taxes in that state, would you?

Jugdish said...

Nationwide is based in Ohio, but i don't pay Ohio taxes. Is that different?



does Lp pay german taxes since he works for douche bank?

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Aitch said...

Guess I was wrong. All hail, Blue.

Keef said...

Finna head home soon

BLUE said...

probably not, but i'm sure his agent has mentioned it.

meaning that a contract of the same value in California, is significantly less after tax dollars.

Like if he went to play for the Clippers where the money would be even.

Keef said...

i wasn't a delivery driver

BLUE said...

"If you had to make deliveries out of state, you'd be "working" in another state, but you wouldn't have to pay taxes in that state, would you?"


technically, yes you would.

but the taxing authorities would have to prove you were there, and for how long, and what % of your time you spent there. Then you would be responsible for that % of your total salary.

It's a joke. It's a way that states rip off interstate commercers

Jugdish said...

rip doink

Keef said...

I'm not sure how the liquor laws work, exactly. a distributor might not be allowed to deliver across the state line

Keef said...

fucking doink died?

BLUE said...

like a guy for the nuggets who plays 6 games in CA. So 7% of his pay is subject to CA state tax.

but he doesn't get any of the benefits of the tax spending from those dollars.


they need to tea party this shit

Jugdish said...

doink is gone...55 i think

BLUE said...

so, yes H.

Technically, if you're driving someone to NY, you should be paying state taxes in NY

Aitch said...

Couple of days ago

Jugdish said...

you can deduct the cost of the beer you bought Lp

Keef said...

do i need to pay MN taxes on the Joey Votto head?

Aitch said...

so, yes H.

I already said I was wrong. Sheesh!

(S)

Jugdish said...

kod can deduct that as a loss

The Meiz said...

H needs an agent.

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

why are there big black blobs in H's pictures?

Jugdish said...

he took mize out of the pics




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BLUE said...

exhibit A was good

exhibit b & c, you can find that anywhere

BLUE said...

except for the blobs of black

Jugdish said...

exhibit was twin peaks, the other two were at bikinis

BLUE said...

can find that anywhwer

Aitch said...

Because I made a promise that those pictures would never be made public with the men in them

Aitch said...

Six shooter girl is not in any of those pictures

BLUE said...

ok

Keef said...

can find that anywhwer



Doesn't mean they're not hot

The Meiz said...

Let the record show, I never said they were unattractive. Just not remotely as impressed by youse guys.

The Meiz said...

*as youse guys

The Meiz said...

I find H to be very impressive.

tem said...

i don't remember any of those girls.

BLUE said...

but you do remember the cake

tem said...

yes. sadly i do, but not the girls.

Aitch said...

2nd from the left in example A was our waitress at Twin Peaks. Girl in the white bikini in B & C was our waitress at Bikini's. The rest of the girls were random.

Aitch said...

"yes. sadly i do, but not the girls."

And that is sad

BLUE said...

exhibit A looks like you drew a penis in the middle.

BLUE said...

Steve

BLUE said...

ha...the knicks traded for the floppy cocked euro

The Meiz said...

"yes. sadly i do, but not the girls."

I also do not remember any of them

BLUE said...

because they are immemorable

Aitch said...

Bikini's chick was cool I thought.

The Meiz said...

Fuck life right now. My sister just told me if she goes into labor before 36 weeks she will likely bleed to death because of all the blood thinners for her blood clots. Fuck this.

tem said...

Sounds unlikely.... esPecially if doctors know she is on blood thinners....unless she goes into labor on a farm or the back of a cab or something.

BLUE said...

Or up north

tem said...

Is she on the injections or pill? Either way, risk is low, but yes real. Pill has a reversal pill she'd get. I didn't follow the explanation about the reversal or monitoring if she was doing injections

tem said...

Best of luck to her though. Will keep her in prayers....not meant to be the running joke.

The Meiz said...

She's on injections and Vocodin from what I understand.

The Meiz said...

Doctor is the one that told her there's a very high probability of bleeding out.

The Meiz said...

Yes, she says a double dose of injected thinners and Vike for pain.

tem said...

Cmtem is confused by the analysis....

tem said...

Cmtem says then yes. Risky. Curious about why double injections

The Meiz said...

She allegedly has no blood flow in her left leg from groin to knee.

BLUE said...

Women bleed all the time and don't die, I'm sure they have some super tampons or something to help her. I bet doc was telling her that to scare her

tem said...

Thats problematic. CertAinly not a normal situation

The Meiz said...

Welp. Could have all been prevented.

tem said...

Jenna elfman is attainable hot

tem said...

If she can't raise the kid do you get custody?

The Meiz said...

I'm on the record saying I'd feed it to the Brewers.

Aitch said...

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"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





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"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino