Friday, July 05, 2013

Post Holiday Hangover

Lucky for me, I don't often get hangovers. Even after excessive drinking.

Anyone stuck working today? Even I have the day off, which is saying something!

I don't have too much to talk about other than Tyler Seguin getting traded, since you all hate hockey. So here's a video by The Black Keys.

125 comments:

Aitch said...

Bored

BLUE said...

i'm "working" today

BLUE said...

or at least i'm at work

BLUE said...

busy day

The Meiz said...

I have the shakes

The Meiz said...

Which means I should start drinking shortly

The Meiz said...

bilok being the the Drizzmeister?

Keef said...

Yeah

The Meiz said...

The thought ran through my head on many occasions. Not surprised at all. milok should be ashamed of her reaction.

Aitch said...

"milok should be ashamed of her reaction."

This

Keef said...

I don't think at all that she's against it, I just think it completely blindsided her. I have no idea how I would react if my kid came to me and told me that. I'm sure that she probably regrets saying that

The Meiz said...

One of the things I'm very much looking forward to is after my Mom dies, I can finally read her memoirs. I can't wait to see what she had to say about the family discussing whether or not I was gay. I know for a fact they used to talk about that.

Keef said...

Interesting

The Meiz said...

I never had a real or steady girlfriend until I was 24. Not in highschool or anything. I always assumed they thought I might be gay. Sister brought it up & confirmed it one day. We're sitting around drinking and just goes "Mom & Dad think you're probably gay." I did a spit-take.


I put myself in the friendzone a LOT back in the day. Nobody's fault but my own.

The Meiz said...

I kind of want to go to the Brewers game tonight

Keef said...

Go

The Meiz said...

Trying to find somebody to connect with

BLUE said...

"I can't wait to see what she had to say about the family discussing whether or not I was gay."

probably reads a lot like what we say about you here

BLUE said...

one of our neighbors has a 16 year old son, he came out last week.

His mom was shocked...and I was like "really?, i'd have been shocked if he wasn't gay"

not a good thing to say to a mom

Keef said...

The Cheetos mix-ups cheesy salsa mix is delicious

The Meiz said...

"probably reads a lot like what we say about you here"

Probably a little more tactful. And from somebody I actually care about.

Keef said...

Hey!

Keef said...

Why is the Mess AAA team in Vegas? Makes no sense

The Meiz said...

Mom probably takes precedent, MAYBE

The Meiz said...

"Why is the Mess AAA team in Vegas? Makes no sense"


Breer's AAA is in Nashville. Single A is right up the E-Way in Appleton. Used to be Seattle's farm team. A-Rod played there.

Keef said...

Mom probably takes precedent, MAYBE


Whatever

Keef said...

Samardzijacneeds a haircut

Aitch said...

"Nobody's fault but my own."

Cuz you put it on a pedestal.

The Meiz said...

Because I didn't care, jackass. Rather get drunk with my boys.

Keef said...

Sounds gay

Keef said...

Howard going to the Rockets

tem said...

Yes that does sound gay.

tem said...

Tell milok that she is batting .500 which is hof material. 1 gay 1 crazy but the other two are ok right?

Aitch said...

What did I do wrong?

/Meiz's mom

kod said...

man I got a great staff, sat through a 6 hour training on federal regulations, even I was almost falling asleep....and I was giving it


seriously, these folks I work with are heros; sucked to have to do it on July 5th so they couldn't do a 4 day weekend thing, but all showed up, amazing!

kod said...

"I put myself in the friendzone a LOT back in the day. Nobody's fault but my own."

I'd get that too, they were more on the mark with me of course, but people on the whole (gay (non-bi) people especially) see it as black and white for everyone, which it is not

The Meiz said...

"Cuz you put it on a pedestal."

I will always contend that you use this phrase wrong. Not caring about it does not equal pedestal. Exact opposite.

The Meiz said...

I'm out doe. Punk in drublic time.

Aitch said...

"I will always contend that you use this phrase wrong. Not caring about it does not equal pedestal. Exact opposite."

and I will always contend that you have given us plenty of examples where you did care and did put it up on a pedestal, but because you were unsuccessful, now you act like you never cared and that you're too cool for school.

NS and WADR

Keef said...

Kinda like LP's I did that on purpose

Keef said...

fucking dwight. here we go again

kod said...

"seriously, these folks I work with are heros"


my right hand (wo)man just hit for $3100 at the casino tonight, fucking awesome, right after her wedding and honeymoon

lovin the karma

tem said...

Did keith know about bilok?

Keef said...

I can't say that I "knew". I had asked cmk about it before. I've known him almost 9 years and he's never had a girlfriend, and he was always a popular dude at school. He's a big time tree hugger type who majored in Sustainability at ASU. And he wears skinny jeans like it's nobody's business. So, plenty of red flags, but I can't go so far as to say I "knew"

Keef said...

An 8-month-old boy died Friday after a Virginia mother forgot he was in her car and went to work, leaving him there all day as temperatures rose to around 90, police said.
The woman drove to her job in Arlington on Friday morning, police said. When she left work Friday afternoon, she discovered she had left the baby inside the car and drove to INOVA Alexandria Hospital just after 4 p.m., Alexandria Lt. Mark Bergin confirmed. The child was pronounced dead at the hospital.


Fucking people. Stick that bitch in a car all day with the windows up

tem said...

Maybe he rolled under the seat? I lost an umbrella that way once. Then I found it later.

tem said...

How many times did Keith drop a "that's gay" or "don t be a homo" etc around bilok over the past 9 yrs?

Keef said...

Yep

tem said...

Yep?

Keef said...

Yep

The Meiz said...

"and I will always contend that you have given us plenty of examples where you did care..."


Yada yada yada, I've never chased. That's why people would whisper about me. I got pressured into my only relationship.

Moving along

Keef said...

What do you call someone who doesn't like guys or girls? That's mize

The Meiz said...


Single as fuck

kod said...

fuck, I'm happy for my big sis, but damn if I'm not a wee bit jealous (she says I don't like money, but that's not the truth at all)

Helped her move into her new house in the Mpls burbs last week, 12,000 square feet, it's insane; bought it from the Best Buy founder's son (she also has about the same size house in NY, and a slightly smaller one in Clearwater, Florida). It did lead to a funny exchange IMO

skod: hey, if you ever want to move back, you should come live with us, nkods' would love it.

kod: I don't see it happening, but if things went south at work, I wouldn't mind being Kato Kaelin 2.0

skod: ::absolutely horrified stare::

I don't think she followed the OJ events very closely, pretty certain she thinks Kato was involved in the murders.

kod said...

What do you call someone who doesn't like guys or girls? That's mize



I know you're just busting balls, but we've known Meiz for many years, and it's 2013, if he were gay or bi, he'd be upright about it, and probably a little obnoxious defending his position (WADR Meiz)

kod said...

and I say that knowing full well that I'm totally obnoxious in defending my positions

kod said...

damn, today was my last day off until July 27th (weekends included) at least I have 9 days of leave to follow, family vacay yo

kod said...

fucking itunes, need one more song to complete the newest Mix

thought The Whole World from Outkast would be a good fit, itunes has like 15 songs from Outkast, but not that one

Apple fucking blows, John Hodgman was right all along



Keef said...

Kod always comments when noone is here

kod said...

but, to Apple's credit, they did start putting up nets to catch all their factory workers in China trying to kill themselves

I don't know if NIKE would have done that

(I don't know if s or ns is better-fuck em both)

kod said...

Kod always comments when noone is here


yeah, but that's because you guys are always here during work day hours, and I don't even have time to check personal email during a workday-for me, usually about 11 hours

I could post then, but then I'd have to put in 12-13 hour days

kod said...

but (and this comment comes from CL #5)

you guys are awesome, and I care about all of you, a lot; we've come a long way here, and I don't want anyone thinking I pulled a Zeke, Steve, et. all

so, I don't get many chances to post, but when I can I do, whether people are here or not

Things were in crisis when I took over, it's much better now, but we've got a ways to go. I get paid for 37.5 hour weeks, I usually work about 70. I've disclaimed mileage reimbursement (over $10K worth) over the past 2 years due to the budget.

It hasn't been easy, and it didn't help my ex-marriage, but I have no regrets, I'm actually incredibly grateful; it's an amazing organization staffed by heros and however it turns out, I can hold my head up high knowing I did everything I could for our low-income communities.

kod said...

but I do now hope to one day maybe have kids and slow things down a bit, I'd never do this kind of schedule if I had children

tem said...

12000 sf is redonk

Keef said...

NL roster looks better

BLUE said...

kod is a good egg

BLUE said...

took the first part of the CPA exam today. here's to hoping I didn't fail

tem said...

Why are you trying to improve the resume?

Keef said...

Why are you not trying to improve the resume

Keef said...

I think silva might lose

tem said...

At this point adding another degree wouldn't help me at all

tem said...

Not sure how a cpa gets blue anywhere in his current company. He is already near the top. Cpa shouldn't push him. He must be looking to move companies

tem said...

As much as the ufc had talked up weidman I assume silva is going to fuck around for 5 rounds. This kid has nothing for silva and the ufc knows it... this marketing screams WWF marketing

Keef said...

At this point adding another degree wouldn't help me at all



^^^^^^

/LP

Keef said...

MLB putting Puig in the final all star vote is weak sauce. MLB wants him in the game, but they don't have the balls to put a guy with 30 games in the all star game. They know damn well he's going to get 3/4 of the fan vote for the final spot, so they get what they want and don't have to take the heat for picking someone with so little big league time

tem said...

He is a.250 hitter the rest of the way. Flash in the pan.

Keef said...

Possibly. But no doubt MLB wants him in the all star game

tem said...

Kid has nothing for silva

tem said...

Hahahahahah. Literally right after I hit publish.

tem said...

Silva bet the house on the kid. This shit was rigged.

tem said...

Silva fucking lost on purpose. He didn't want the belt anymore. Hahaha. He just went out there to lose.

tem said...

Vegas is pissed. Fucking champ threw the fight.

Keef said...

I want to see that KO

Keef said...

Oh wow, that was weak. That left was nothing

tem said...

I don't think anyone can convince me that Silva didn't lose on purpose.

tem said...

I'm looking forward to the stories of someone in Silvas camp betting huge against him.

Keef said...

Dana needed Weidman to win so that they can have the rematch and make way more cashola

tem said...

Only if you mean that frees up Silva to fight Jones or GSP. Silva defending his belt against anyone brings in cash.

tem said...

After the fight Silva said he didnt want a rematch he doesn't want the belt anymore.

Keef said...

I don't think silva will ever fight jones or gsp

tem said...

I'm not sure he will fight in the Ufc ever again.

Keef said...

He just signed a 10 fight contract this year

tem said...

He sounded like a guy who didn't want to fight anymore. I guess he will probably hang around a year or two and his salary, then retire.

tem said...

I still think he lost on purpose even though it sounds silly.

BLUE said...

"Not sure how a cpa gets blue anywhere in his current company. He is already near the top. Cpa shouldn't push him. He must be looking to move companies"

It qualifies me in the eyes of ownership to be the CFO. But also, it does make it easier for me to move between companies. The company is paying for it, so I'm taking advantage of that.

Aitch said...

"What do you call someone who doesn't like guys or girls? That's mize"

asexual. NS

Aitch said...

"I know you're just busting balls, but we've known Meiz for many years, and it's 2013, if he were gay or bi, he'd be upright about it, and probably a little obnoxious defending his position (WADR Meiz)"

I've never said, implied, or thought he was gay. I think he is lazy when it comes to women. Big difference.

Aitch said...

And I think that laziness comes from past failures.

Aitch said...

I'd be ok with Puig in the ASG. It's an exhibition for entertainment, no matter how hard MLB tries to make it matter. And has there been a single player thus far this season who has been more entertaining to watch, even if it has only been a month or whatever?

Aitch said...

I know he isn't a household name, but I'm disappointed that Daniel Nava wasn't even on the All Star ballot. He has more homers and RBI than both Alex Gordon and Torii Hunter, with a comparable batting average (Nava .295, Gordon .290, Hunter .307)

Keef said...

I'm fine with Puig playing. My point was that MLB wants him in the game and they know that the fans will vote him in the final spot. So MLB won't have to take any grief with a guy with 1 month of experience being in the game because they can just say "oh, the fans voted him in".

The Meiz said...

"Apple fucking blows"

Buy your music from Amazon

The Meiz said...

I don't know who this jagoff pitching for the Mets is, but he's fucking blowing the Brewers away.

Keef said...

I hate when my legs fall asleep from sitting too long on the shitter

The Meiz said...

That happened to me last night

The Meiz said...

Bruce Bochy would have put Puig on the roster.

Keef said...

He didn't

The Meiz said...

Because Fan Vote?

Keef said...

He/MLB knows that Puig will run away with the fan vote

Keef said...

So it's easy for him not to have to pick Puig and get possible backlash from other players who think he shouldn't be there

Keef said...

Reds/Breer's bet?

Keef said...

H is approaching rev status on FB. Getting close to block time

Aitch said...

Why, cuz I post about shows and promote? That's what Facebook is supposed to be used for, homie. Block away. I won't miss your sarcastic posts.

Keef said...

When is the last time I made a comment

Keef said...

Group pages are for shows and promoting

Aitch said...

And there ya go, Keith. A nice, attention whoring status post for ya. :-D

Keef said...

And then h throws in a comment that somehow I'm not fulfilling my responsibilities as a husband/father because I'm commenting on FB fuck off

BLUE said...

H doesn't even see his kids

BLUE said...

H has essentially said he never wants to see Keith in person again

tem said...

Fb slapper was good.

tem said...

So some plane crashed?

Keef said...

3 of my friends text me and said what the fuck is that guy's problem.

Aitch said...

And I'm sure you were completely honest and told them you provoked it...

Keef said...

I told them I said I was going to block your posts. They though it was funny that that was your response.

tem said...

Diaper comment hit a nerve. It wasn't even that mean but it got keith riled up.

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