Thursday, July 25, 2013

Pizza

Good luck on the promotion, Mize!

They are coming out with a movie called Creed, about Apollo Creed's grandson...or something like that. Yeah. I didn't know Carl Weathers played in the NFL.

I don't have anything else to say right now...go!

Oh wait...this is a little funny.

83 comments:

BLUE said...

I♥radio

BLUE said...

this is pretty funny

BLUE said...

operation blue pie

Keef said...

I don't wanna be a player no more

BLUE said...

i'm not a player I just crush a lot

El Padrino said...

Just so we are clear I will continue to post on Fridays.

El Padrino said...

Email from FiOS saying they automatically renewed my Red Zone subscription.

Today was a good day.

El Padrino said...

Footyballlllllll

Keef said...

Just so we are clear I will continue to post on Fridays.



Nothing has changed, really. You're still commenting

El Padrino said...

Not as much though. Not as much as I'd like.

Jugdish said...

Just so we are clear I will continue to post on Fridays.




crystal

BLUE said...

billy?

Jugdish said...

clear

BLUE said...

jug is the knows all the "a few good men" quotes guy

El Padrino said...

He has to. He sleeps 300 yards away from Cubans that are trained to kill him.

Keef said...

Who is Billy Clear?

Jugdish said...

He has to. He sleeps 300 yards away from Cubans that are trained to kill him.


mexicans

Jugdish said...

keef

Jugdish said...

LeBron likely done with Team USA



wussbag

Jugdish said...

cant wait for #evilarod


/mize

Keef said...

mexicans



same thing

/LP

BLUE said...

why does he sleep so close to these people who want to kill him?

Jugdish said...

they might be trained to kill me, but they don't want to. if they do want to, they haven't done it yet.

Jugdish said...

mize...new yob update meow

Jugdish said...

i wonder if mize had to sign the no blog form

BLUE said...

meiz is too busy twitting

Keef said...

fucking twit

Jugdish said...

he could manage the sysco twitter account

BLUE said...

those assholes don't have twitter



/meiz

BLUE said...

marketing folks at Sysco got no clue

Jugdish said...

marketing folks at Sysco got no clue



they promoted mize, so they're on the right track

Keef said...

same pay, though

BLUE said...

still no benefits

Keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

My ma is in town. Hello 200 lbs.

El Padrino said...

She will try and convince me that my sister isn't a shitty person. Should be fun.

Keef said...

Did you just call your mom fat?

The Meiz said...

Job update is that I will allegedly be having 68 of my own accounts to manage and maintain. There will be a pay increase. I'm sure it will be a lowball offer. I'm technically skipping a level to move up to Multi-Unit Program sales.

Keef said...

I'm sure it will be a lowball offer


Do you have sales experience?

Jugdish said...

I will allegedly be having 68 of my own accounts to manage and maintain


seems low

/jug

El Padrino said...

lowball

Gotta find something to bitch about.

Congrats I guess led miserable.

El Padrino said...

Les

Keef said...

Gotta find something to bitch about.




Is this your first day?

The Meiz said...

I'm not complaining because I'll be making more money. The fact is, and my boss told me this, is that my pay rate won't likely be consistent with that of a brand new hire because of how little I make right now.

tem said...

BS line to keep you happy.

Meiz's boss knows the game.

tem said...

win-win though on your end if you are getting more money and like the job better than the old job.

tem said...

someone always fucks the payscale up one way or another.

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

I bet meiz does the new job better than the old guy

Keef said...

no question

Keef said...

the old guy probably left those accounts is such awful shape that mize will play the role of superhero

BLUE said...

might have a few suggestions for improvements as well

Keef said...

yeah, good point. Sysco's process probably needs an overhaul

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

tem said...

I bet meiz is manager in 2yrs

tem said...

<2

Ns

I have faith

The Meiz said...

"I bet meiz does the new job better than the old guy"

Not gonna play that game with this one. This is a friggin intimidating position for me to take. I'm coming in as a naked baby. I'm pretty much a completely clean slate, and Dawn was a boss at this stuff. Unfortunately she was getting jagged around pretty badly because she knew too much. They had her doing Multi Unit, Credit Dept, and Customer Service. She had enough, and went to a competitor.

The Meiz said...

"I bet meiz is manager in 2yrs"


No chance on that one. I'd have to leapfrog a lot of people who are waiting in line.

Keef said...

fucking Dawn

The Meiz said...

Great boobs, zero butt. Really a shame.

El Padrino said...

My mother is stone drunk.

The Meiz said...

Chael Sonnen is a tremendous dildo

The Meiz said...

"My mother is stone drunk."


YOU SHOULD BE TOO

The Meiz said...

Disclaimer:

I'm drunk now.

The Meiz said...

If anybody pops in, I have a question.

How do you feel about most meetings at work? The people in my dept hate them, think they're dumb and pointless.

I, on the other hand, enjoy them. They're great resources for information, they give you the chance to voice your thoughts & opinions to superiors, and actually be heard & more understood by people that might not really know what it is you deal with on a day to day basis. and that's a two way street. We had this sizable meeting today where I made a couple suggestions, pointed out some things that need fixed, and learned a lot about a company process that I knew existed, but had zero clue what it actually was or consisted of.

My co-workers leave this meeting every other week(I think), and always say "Well that was pointless". They're so fucking wrong about that, IMO. My co-workers have shitty attitudes like that and it bugs the hell out of me. Why don't people strive to be great when given the opportunity?

I don't know. Again, I'm cocktailing tonight and just thinking these things.

The Meiz said...

It's like this dude Josh that is doing my old work from my 1st stint in Customer Service. He almost literally hates everybody we deal with. Customers, salespeople, district managers, brokers, vendors, all of them. I love those people. Like, what the fuck is wrong with this dude? I cannot wrap my brain around how he doesn't like our sales team. They're awesome, they're smart, they're funny. Yeah, they fuck up, but they're regular folks like all of us. To get pissed and call an MA or a DM a piece of shit is fucking beyond me. That shit does not compute over here.

The Meiz said...

End ranting

Keef said...

We have a lot of people who have that attitude about meetings, that they're pointless. Most of those people are also not going to go any further than they are because they don't put in effort to be promoted. They think that tenure = moving up.
Every once in a while I'll leave a meeting questioning its worth because nothing productive came of it. But for the most part, they are productive

El Padrino said...

I'm a meeting beast. Meetings are what important people do. Be a beast.

Keef said...

Nationwide just rolled out a brand new claims program last month. It's extremely frustrating because there are so many bugs, but that'll happen with any new program. But we have weekly meetings that are voluntary, where we meet and bring up any difficulties we have and talk about things that have been fixed. Some people don't go because they talk about how busy they are. Like we aren't all fucking busy with the same work. And they complain about the meetings not helping. So instead if going to the meeting, they sit at their desk and instead of getting caught up on their work, they spend their time on FB. And then those people complain that there are no growth opportunities within the company

Keef said...

LP knows

The Meiz said...

That's what I'm saying, guys.

Today's meeting gave me good quality face time with the CFO and HR Director with issues and possible solutions in front of a lot of people. I don't get why so many people don't seize these opportunities.

ToddPacker said...

sometimes meetings get in the way of doing real work in my field. I hate going to a meeting when I know I'm up against a deadline and I'm going to have to stay late because the meeting.

I have monthly production meetings with my staff. those are usually ok, but I can tell that some people think it's a waste of time. I'll call those fuckers out though and tell them they don't have to stay if they have more important things to do

The Meiz said...

Also, my container garden is doing well. I scaled it back a bit, but I have 12 plants in 9 containers going strong.

The Meiz said...

"sometimes meetings get in the way of doing real work in my field."


Thing is, the meetings do get in the way because we're doing real-time work. Today's meeting went 90 minutes, and I got back to the department to find 30 voicemails and 37 emails for off-day deliveries.

Side note, I was the only one in the department to stay for the entire meeting. You know damn well I know that shit scores points.

The Meiz said...

"I'm a meeting beast. Meetings are what important people do. Be a beast."


BTW, I'm printing this and pinning it in a prominent place in my cube.

NS

The Meiz said...

Jug, I know this is important to you. New Braun hashtag. #TheBadGuy

tem said...

Meetings get you from a certain lvl of understanding to another but they pretty much have a ceiling. If you are already at the ceiling then they are pointless.

It could be like Strasburg pitching to little leaguers....yeah he could maybe work on a pitch but really he isn't gaining anything from that.

tem said...

Other times they are key.

The Meiz said...

I am obviously not at the Strasburg to LL'ers point.

The Meiz said...

I've stated before, I want to learn & know as much about the company as I possibly can.

tem said...

That's why I tHink you'll be managing people witHin two years

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