Monday, July 22, 2013

Monday

"Suspended defensive lineman Korey Harris, arrested Friday on charges of first-degree armed robbery, is no longer with the West Virginia football team.
The armed robbery allegedly occurred in Morgantown during the early morning hours of July 12, when police said Harris and two others entered a Sturgis Street home and held two residents at gunpoint.
A relative said one of the victims recognized Harris, who was wearing his WVU-issued sweatpants with the No. 96 on them. "

now a re-post but "Florida linebacker Antonio Morrison, one of the Gators' top defenders, was arrested after barking at a police dog.
The formal charge was interfering with police by harassing a police animal. According to the police report, Morrison, 19, walked up to a police vehicle and began barking at a police dog that was inside the car. Officer William A. Arnold determined that Morrison's actions prevented him from doing his job, and that Morrison resisted when Arnold tried to detain him in handcuffs.
Morrison, the report indicates, told Arnold that the police dog "barked at him first."

dat ass

158 comments:

Aitch said...

"Florida Gators linebacker Antonio Morrison has been arrested for the second time in five weeks, this time for allegedly barking at a police dog and resisting arrest, and will miss at least the first two games of the season after being suspended from the team Sunday."

And he just moved up the Patriots' draft board.

ToddPacker said...

sounds like Antonio Morrison wanted to play for UGA... those fools love barking

El Padrino said...

roof

Aitch said...

Is on fire?

tem said...

i think we should all wait until we get the translation of what the dog said before we jump to conclusions about whether or not this guy is guilty.

maybe the dog said a racial slur? maybe it was a yo momma joke? at this point we just don't know and getting out the mat to jump to conclusions is reckless and irresponsible.

tem said...

and maybe what the kid said back was something along the lines of "sir dog i don't agree with your comments but i whole heartedly believe in your rights to say them and i am thankful that good dogs like you are defending this swell town"

tem said...

fucking media just jumps the gun on this reporting before all the facts are out.

society needs to practice some patience.

tem said...

by the by tOSU football will have more wins by the end of September than WVU will have all season.

tem said...

does getting convicted of first degree armed robbery count as getting a degree for that NCAA education score?

BLUE said...

it might

El Padrino said...

ask mo claret

BLUE said...

"Stocks opened relatively flat on Monday, pressured by a decline in McDonald's shares after its results"


BEAST

tem said...

ryan reynolds movies apparently don't do so good this year.

El Padrino said...

results were fine

just missed what analysts were expecting

still a BEAST

El Padrino said...

new MMQB site not working, i think because this place refuses to upgrade the IE

tem said...

is he still with SI? SI site sucks.

tem said...

i bet his readership goes down 10% or more just because of their shitty website.

BLUE said...

easterbrook

BLUE said...

"new MMQB site not working, i think because this place refuses to upgrade the IE"

whatta gotta twitter?

tem said...

twitter is mini facebook, but yet el pad slurps it.

El Padrino said...

i dont want to look at it on my phone

El Padrino said...

i dont use twitter as facebook if thats what you are implying

tem said...

it is mini facebook and you use it. that is what i am saying.

El Padrino said...

i dont use it in that capacity, it's basically a streaming news feed on my phone

i dont use it like people use facebook

The Meiz said...

I'm seriously thinking about quitting my job

El Padrino said...

here we go

Aitch said...

That was quick

Aitch said...

TWCMLPS

The Meiz said...

"here we go"

Exactly.

The Meiz said...

This department has evidently been converted into the company punching bag. I refuse to be treated as such.

tem said...

"TWCMLPS"

?

tem said...

"it's basically a streaming news feed on my phone"

people use facebook in the same manner.

El Padrino said...

thats what current ms lp says

Keef said...

The dog on the Cracker Jack box is named Bingo.

Keef said...

is he still with SI? SI site sucks.



He has a new site

tem said...

i bet his new site sucks too.

BLUE said...

shoulda bought NEM on Friday..

I was thinking about it, but couldn't bring myself to pull the trigger.

up 5% today as Gold went over 1300

El Padrino said...

still could, there's room

they report earning 7/26

El Padrino said...

could pop $2-3 if good

El Padrino said...

von miller suspended 4 games

El Padrino said...

denver has had a great offseason so far

s

tem said...

"TWCMLPS"

just figured this out. at the start i was figuring the M stood for Meiz.

tem said...

"This department has evidently been converted into the company punching bag. I refuse to be treated as such."

but do you have anywhere to go?

The Meiz said...

I'm having a hard time caring at all.

Keef said...

but do you have anywhere to go?



made me lol

Keef said...

mize could be a contestant on that long drive competition they have on ESPN at 2am

BLUE said...

no, that was 17-23 year old mize

Keef said...

they make performance enhancers that can turn back his clock

The Meiz said...

"mize could be a contestant on that long drive competition they have on ESPN at 2am"


Good god, no.

BLUE said...

"they make performance enhancers that can turn back his clock"

he did used to have a time masheen, but then he bought the aveo

BLUE said...

" The 2nd verse of New Slaves is the best rap verse of all time….meaning … OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF RAP MUSIC, PERIOD"


I think dude has more than one screw loose.

The Meiz said...

Kanye is insane.

BLUE said...

bought some NEM.

had contemplated it all weekend, and didn't, and then gold popped

BLUE said...

fucking von miller

you can't stop smoking weed?

BLUE said...

that's what makes me say addiction


fucker can't stop smoking weed, and it's going to cost him millions, that's not a habit

Keef said...

kod bat signal

BLUE said...

and in order for this to be a suspension, it's got to be his 3rd offense.

fucking idiot

tem said...

he just ate a bad brownie.

Keef said...

The Ohio State Buckeyes have dismissed senior running back Carlos Hyde, projected by some to be among the top tailbacks in the nation this season, The Columbus Dispatch has reported, citing unnamed sources.

Keef said...

It's Clyde

/tem

El Padrino said...

"and then gold popped"

not saying i said it would pop today (monday) but i do recall saying gold itself is a solid pick up (or a gold etf or spdr)

so im sayin im jus sayin

basically

see what im saying?

tem said...

Just Stocks, LLC

tem said...

intial questioning around the office yielded the following when i asked why hyde was kicked off the team:

"is that the black one?"

"i had heard a big announcement was coming, but didn't know what it was"

"Florida probably reported him for something"

"Who?" (said numerous times)

"are you lying? what? dammit, there goes the national title" (apparently this person thinks Hyde was really really important)

BLUE said...

"not saying i said it would pop today (monday) but i do recall saying gold itself is a solid pick up (or a gold etf or spdr)"

I know, it got me interested so I started doing research.

El Padrino said...

"The video was the culmination of Snyder’s announcement that the sequel to Man of Steel will feature Batman."

nerds are going nuts over this

BLUE said...

but will spiderman make an appearance as well?

tem said...

no. he is marvel. /nerds

tem said...

spiderman will probably be in the Avengers 3

BLUE said...

I thought spiderman was stan lee?

BLUE said...

I don't know shit about comics

El Padrino said...

stan lee is marvel

El Padrino said...

justice league is DC comics (batman, superman, flash, green lantern, etc.)

Avengers is Marvel
(spidey, iron man, silver surfer, thing, etc)

Keef said...

nerd

Keef said...

alert

The Meiz said...

I've done an extremely small amount of work today.

The Meiz said...

It's great.

The Meiz said...

blogger erasict'd one of my comments

Aitch said...

I thought the comic book stuff was common knowledge... Guess I'm just a nerd.

Keef said...

Guess I'm just a nerd.


You'd never say that IRL

Aitch said...

"You'd never say that IRL"

You're starting to reach that EP - too dumb to respond to level.

Keef said...

Don't make me take this to FB

tem said...

twitter.

tem said...

also fyi the xmen are marvel

BLUE said...

what about the Hulk?

tem said...

marvel.

tem said...

anyone in the avengers movie is marvel. it happened in NYC, NYC is Marvel.

Gotham City is DC.

tem said...

Kansas or wherever Superman is from is DC.

tem said...

Transformers is Hasbro, so Chicago is Hasbro.

tem said...

So is the moon.

tem said...

it is really complicated

The Meiz said...

What is Undermaj?

Keef said...

What about Handiman?

Keef said...

Four days after he was acquitted of murder, George Zimmerman stepped out of seclusion to help a family get out of an overturned vehicle in Florida, authorities said.
Zimmerman and another man helped four people get out of an SUV that had overturned Wednesday evening in Sanford -- the same community where the former neighborhood watch volunteer fatally shot teenager Trayvon Martin in 2012 -- Seminole County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Heather Smith said.


He's got a good PR team, staging accidents and shit

El Padrino said...

would be better if the family was biz-lack

BLUE said...

" George Zimmerman stepped out of seclusion to help a family get out of an overturned vehicle in Florida, authorities said.
Zimmerman and another man helped four people get out of an SUV that had overturned Wednesday evening in Sanford"

how many of them did he shoot?

The Meiz said...

Who's effing with me today?

BLUE said...

definitely not a woman

El Padrino said...

tem read the BEAST earnings call from earlier today

tem said...

everyone?

tem said...

"tem read the BEAST earnings call from earlier today"

i don't read such things.

i follow this Just Stocks, LLC that tells me everything I need to know.

BLUE said...

me too

BLUE said...

just stocks, llc made me a lot of money on C a few years back

Keef said...

I wore a black & a brown shoe today. Just noticed.

El Padrino said...

TP

El Padrino said...

I wore a black & a brown shoe today. Just noticed.

hahahahahahahaaaaa

El Padrino said...

"i follow this Just Stocks, LLC that tells me everything I need to know."

cliff notes version

china always fucks everything up

Keef said...

I know.

tem said...

"I wore a black & a brown shoe today. Just noticed."

YSC?

I accidently wore brown shoes with black pants once (I went home and changed it) but never two different shoes.

Keef said...

Fucking closet light was off this morning, I saw a brown shoe and put it on. Saw a shoe sitting next to it and put it on.
Was sitting at my desk a minute ago and had my head down and saw my shoes. Fucking ratard

Keef said...

I've worn 2 different socks before but never 2 different shoes.
At least they were both slip on. Like that makes it less ratarded

tem said...

"cliff notes version

china always fucks everything up"

my unrealized gain on mcd is still 12% or so. it can bob up and down if it wants to.

tem said...

"At least they were both slip on. Like that makes it less ratarded"

to be fair i am totally paranoid about doing this that i make sure all my black shoes are tie shoes and all my brown shoes are slip ons.

BLUE said...

i only have one pair of shoes..keep it simple

Keef said...

to be fair i am totally paranoid about doing this that i make sure all my black shoes are tie shoes and all my brown shoes are slip ons.



I like having slip ons because I hate tying my shoes

Keef said...

Me too

/mize

El Padrino said...

i have identical shoes one dark brown with that burgundy hue to it, when not lit in a room appear to be black

then i have black ones

i keep them in seperate locations to ensure i never do that

The Meiz said...

"I wore a black & a brown shoe today. Just noticed."

Awesome

Keef said...

separate

tem said...

"I like having slip ons because I hate tying my shoes"

i wear my brown shoes 90% of the time because they are slip on. i too dislike tying shoes.

El Padrino said...

nate silver to ESPN

tem said...

wtf is a nate silver?

El Padrino said...

dutchess has given birth

El Padrino said...

it's a boy

which is a king?
fucking England

Keef said...

Duchess

El Padrino said...

duchess crab?

s

BLUE said...

douches?

The Meiz said...

"nate silver to ESPN"

Welcome to last week

BLUE said...

nuggets signing Nate Robinson.

championship!!!

Keef said...

Tuesday, August 6th, 2013 is Joey Votto bobblehead night.



I wonder if they just rip off the heads and give them out

Keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

wall

El Padrino said...

garza to rangers

Keef said...

Now they're saying Hyde is just suspended indefinitely. Stupid ESPN

Aitch said...

Braun.

BLUE said...

"Miami (35-61) has gone 37 innings without a run, the longest drought by any team in 28 years"

BLUE said...

and now they come to Colorado where they'll probably avg like 8 runs a game over the next 4

Keef said...

The nose gear of a Southwest Airlines jetliner collapsed while landing at New York's LaGuardia airport on Monday, the Federal Aviation Administration said.
The Boeing 737 reported potential landing gear problems before touching down on Runway 4 and coming safely to a stop at about 5:45 p.m. ET, the FAA said in a statement.



Pray for me & my family

/LP

Keef said...

As I have acknowledged in the past, I am not perfect," Braun said in the statement. "I realize now that I have made some mistakes. I am willing to accept the consequences of those actions. This situation has taken a toll on me and my entire family, and it is has been a distraction to my teammates and the Brewers organization.



fucking clown. You realize "now" that you have made some mistakes?

The Meiz said...

Keith's all mad & shit. I love it.

Keef said...

Mad? How do you get that?


NS

The Meiz said...

You're not upset?

Keef said...

No, I think it's great. He should have been suspended last year

The Meiz said...

hahahahaha

Keef said...

Everyone knows he was dirty last year. He wasn't found innocent. You know that. So, better late than never

Keef said...

If Braun was clean last year, then I've got a tale about a 17-23 year old Star Wars nerd who hits 450 yard drives that you won't believe

The Meiz said...

Yes! I found my Fleet Farm application from a little over a year ago. I knew still had a copy. That's gonna come in super handy.

The Meiz said...

"Keef said...

Everyone knows he was dirty last year. He wasn't found innocent. You know that. So, better late than never

July 22, 2013 at 8:43 PM
Blogger Keef said...

If Braun was clean last year, then I've got a tale about a 17-23 year old Star Wars nerd who hits 450 yard drives that you won't believe"



This lemon is so sour.

The Meiz said...

Tastes great though.

Keef said...

It's less about bitter and more about I told you so

Aitch said...

Didn't Aaron Rodgers say something last year along the lines of he would donate his entire 2012 salary if Braun was guilty of PEDs?

Spaceman Spiff said...

rodgers said he'd put his salary on Braun not using PEDs

braun went further "I truly believe in my heart and I would bet my life that this substance never entered my body at any point."

tem said...

Braun is a joke. It is great.

tem said...

A mini lance

BLUE said...

It was obvious, no Jew can play baseball

Jugdish said...

"As I have acknowledged in the past, I am not perfect," Braun said in the statement. "I realize now that I have made some mistakes. I am willing to accept the consequences of those actions."



yeah i don't think anyone is bitter...its actually funny.

Jugdish said...

Milwaukee manager Ron Roenicke said after the team's defeat. "The suspension obviously affects us the rest of the year and what we do and where we go.''



you're in last place with him, ron

Jugdish said...

apparently the a-rod suspension will be worst*

Jugdish said...

arod is going down like a suite muffin!

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