Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Later Post

Post will be later. I have to take milotem to the aerodome.




El Pad

For those of you who don't already know El Pad got shut down at work. He has to use his phone or something now, so that means less gems. I will attempt to do a tribute video for next week's post. I don't have many pictures of him, but I can draw some or something. It should work out.


Braun

A lying cheater. But he made a shit ton of money doing it, so he has that going for him. Was it worth it? Probably. Do I really care? Yes, a little bit. For whatever reason whenever someone looks directly into the camera and says they aren't a cheater, but then turns out to be a cheater it pisses me off a bit. I don't particularly like being lied to. I don't care that he did roids or whatever he did, I care that he lied to me. And I know he didn't really lie to me but I still view it as a lie to me. I guess I just have a higher moral code than he does? I don't know. It is hard to say who I would lie to for millions of dollars. I'd probably lie to everyone for millions of dollars, so maybe I shouldn't be mad at all. Fuck that, I still don't like the guy. I didn't have an opinion of him before, but now I have a negative opinion of him. At least Barry Bonds has the courtesy to keep lying. If you are going to go down, go down in flames. 15 years from now people will say they never proved that Bonds did anything, they never caught him, they never suspended him and he was just the causalty of a witch hunt. 15 years from now Braun will be a lying cheater who got caught and has a funny nose.


NFL Trade Value

This Bill Barnwell or whatever guy has an NFL trade value article on the WWL that basically sucks. He is trying to do what Eltardo does with the NBA but he just fails miserably. I think he over analyzes it. He has Matt Ryan off the list, but Josh Freeman on it. The Bucs would trade Freeman straight up for Ryan right now no questions asked. That is the main tenant of a trade value column. If team A would trade player A for player B then B is higher than A. The Bucs would trade Freeman right now for Ryan and the Falcons would tell the Bucs to shove it up their ass. Larry Fitz and Doug Martin don't make the list but Eric Weddle does?? Like the Chargers would jump at the chance to get Martin for Fitz for Weddle? Fucking worthless column. NFL trade value column is probably too complicated of a column to undertake. Dez Bryant higher than Fitz??? WTF is wrong with this guy? He just stares at Fitz's stats and doesn't realize that Fitz had shit QBs and no help so his stats were bad. Fitz is a top 5 fucking WR in the league. Put him on the Saints and he would get eleventy thousand receiving yards and thirty threeve touchdowns. He would be so good we'd have to make up numbers to quantify his feats. Fucking Barnwell is an idiot. Watch a game once in awhile instead of just looking at stat sheets and contracts.


Luck

Talking with a guy at some fancy dinner yesterday....by the by, I think I am a big deal now because I had to go to a fancy dinner for a project closing that I didn't do any work for, honest to God I didn't even know what the dinner was for until halfway through it....anyway, at the fancy dinner this one guy was just beside himself because Andrew Luck didn't have a top selling jersey. He has no basic understanding of America....Indianapolis isn't really a huge town....America isn't really all excited about a good white QB....who wants a fucking Colts jersey outside of Freak? I can just see some kid in the Miami hood with a hankerin for a Luck jersey.


NHL

The season has been over for like 4 weeks...I think the next season starts soon. NS. Fucking offseason for hockey is short. I think I get more vacation days than a hockey player gets.


NCAA

Soon the big conferences are going to break off for Football and start paying the players. That is going to be awesome. Well paying them openly. It is going to be awesome.

102 comments:

The Meiz said...

El Pad quitting, hey?

Jugdish said...

no blogs allowed at douche bank

The Meiz said...

Big dogs don't need to follow policies.

Jugdish said...

big dogs make the policies

The Meiz said...

Just a big dog living in the white man's world

Jugdish said...

when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy

ToddPacker said...

"Big dogs don't need to follow policies"

not true

El Padrino said...

We follow orders or people die.

tem said...

"when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy"

what?

Jugdish said...

what?



quote from naked gun

Tyler said...

R.I.P. El Padrino. 2006-2013.

Jugdish said...

what?



quote from naked gun

Tyler said...

I'm going to buy a can of Steel Reserve at the Chevron across the street and pour it out for EP.

Tyler said...

Tem needs to make a video about EP quitting to get him to come back. It worked last time.

El Padrino said...

I'll be missing you. Puff Daddy feat. Faith Evans.

El Padrino said...

This mobile version of blogger actually ain't bad.

Jugdish said...

blogger is eracisting my comments

Jugdish said...

This mobile version of blogger actually ain't bad.



i wonder if there is a mobile version of your face



s

El Padrino said...

Braun is like Lance no? Goddamn liars.

Jugdish said...

Interwebs problems at work

Jugdish said...

Braun is like Lance no? Goddamn liars


They keep playing his statement from last year and its funny every time

El Padrino said...

Fucking Rays are en fuego

BLUE said...

Braun is like palmeiro

BLUE said...

except for less Viagra, and not as cool of a mustache

Keef said...

you all are so mad & bitter. I love it

/mize

Keef said...

There really was a Dr. Scholl. Podiatrist William Mathias Scholl was born in Indiana.

Keef said...

he didn't have a Luck jersey, though

BLUE said...

perfect scenario for the brewers, get the suspension out of the way when it doesn't matter

Braun actually saves money, the estimated legal fees of an appeal were more than he'll lose in salary this year.

plus his new deal kicks in next year, much cheaper to lose 65 games this year than 50 or 100 next year.

Tyler said...

Fancy dinner story was awesome. Tem is a baller/big dog now. EP's gone to a dinner he's known nothing about, but that's because he was part of the dinner staff; I question his big dog status.

tem said...

it works perfectly for cheater mclying pants.

tem said...

fancy dinner was wierd. i don't know if i was a seat filler or a big deal.

The Meiz said...

"perfect scenario for the brewers, get the suspension out of the way when it doesn't matter

Braun actually saves money, the estimated legal fees of an appeal were more than he'll lose in salary this year.

plus his new deal kicks in next year, much cheaper to lose 65 games this year than 50 or 100 next year."


Yep. I'm pretty happy with it so far.

tem said...

i had some 99 dunn family wine though and some shrimp and some filet and some potatoes and some mac n cheese and some wagu(sp?) beef sliders and some cake and ice cream, the cake was for our table so i didn't get yelled at, and some fancy french fries.

The Meiz said...

So, I'm allegedly starting a 30 day trial period for a promotion on Monday.

Pretty fuckin' nervous about it. I really don't want to fuck it up.

Jugdish said...

So, I'm allegedly starting a 30 day trial period for a promotion on Monday.



what is the promotion?

Jugdish said...

So, I'm allegedly starting a 30 day trial period for a promotion on Monday.


i was on one of those for four years

/Lp

Tyler said...

"Pretty fuckin' nervous about it. I really don't want to fuck it up."

You should spend as much time as possible on the blog and twitter. That's what you'll be doing after you get promoted anyway.

Tyler said...

Unless you sign some document that says you can't blog once you become a big dog.

BLUE said...

I have a fancy dinner this Thursday...I feel like i'm a throw in guy, but i'll eat their fancy free food.

Keef said...

rough night last night. got up to feed the baby at 1:00. She wouldn't go back to sleep, finally got back to bed at 3:30. Then get my phone blowing up at 6:00 from you clowns.

BLUE said...

I leave my phone downstairs

El Padrino said...

Fancy dinners are the best.

The Meiz said...

"what is the promotion?"


Multi Unit Sales Associate. It's basically inside sales. I'll be handling most of our contract accounts. No real sales involved.

Keef said...

I leave my phone downstairs



I use the alarm on my phone.

Keef said...

Inside sales is fancy for order taker

Keef said...

good gig if you can get it

ns

Jugdish said...


I use the alarm on my phone.

the alarm on my phone still goes off if my phone is on silent

Keef said...

the alarm on my phone still goes off if my phone is on silent



I don't know if mine does

El Padrino said...

The world operates on EST keef.

Keef said...

cmk was like what the fuck is going on with your phone

Keef said...

The world operates on EST keef


Is that why MNF starts at like 9:00 EST?

BLUE said...

"I use the alarm on my phone."

spend $10 and get an alarm clock

BLUE said...

Dennis Farina died.


I didn't know that was his name, but I knew the actor

The Meiz said...

"Inside sales is fancy for order taker"

Sort of. It's a lot more involved than that.

Keef said...

spend $10 and get an alarm clock



Normally I just get up when cmk's alarm goes off. But since she's home for the next few weeks, I'm using my phone temporarily.

BLUE said...

ah, gotchya

apology offered

Keef said...

accepted

El Padrino said...

Trying reply option.

No.

Keef said...

The 12-year-old Ohio State fan who named his cancer "Michigan" will attend the rivals' late November game as a guest of Wolverines coach Brady Hoke.
Hoke offered Grant Reed tickets to this year's matchup -- the rivalry is known as "The Game" -- in Ann Arbor. A Michigan spokesman confirmed that Hoke called Reed and his family Monday.



Nice gesture

Keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

They have more evidence on AROD. He's done.

El Padrino said...

Aaron Rodgers must feel stupid this morning.

BLUE said...

he feels stupid most mornings

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Aitch said...

"he feels stupid most mornings"

The piles of money probably make him feel better, though

Aitch said...

7yr/$100 mil extension for Pedroia. I like it.

Keef said...

smh

/mize

tem said...

"So, I'm allegedly starting a 30 day trial period for a promotion on Monday.

Pretty fuckin' nervous about it. I really don't want to fuck it up."


weren't you quitting yesterday?

tem said...

"Hoke offered Grant Reed tickets to this year's matchup -- the rivalry is known as "The Game" -- in Ann Arbor. "

why did the writer feel the need to put the part about it being known as "The Game" in there?

tem said...

tyler was up for texts that early. keith should be too.

he probably should have been changing a diaper.

Keef said...

he probably should have been changing a diaper.



Said the guy whose wife does all that

tem said...

I change diapers. I just don't do night feeds.

She refuses to pump, so I can't do night feeds. I don't bitch about it though because I am lazy and night feeds suck.

tem said...

I got shit on sunday. Then kicked in the balls.

Keef said...

I don't bitch about it though because I am lazy and night feeds suck.



Yeah, bitching about that would be dumb. I wish I didn't have to get up in the middle of the night

tem said...

I try not to be a dummy. So I keep my mouth shut about this pumping stuff.

The Meiz said...

"weren't you quitting yesterday?"

Amazing what more money will do.

tem said...

"Amazing what more money will do."

totally agree
/Ryan Braun

Jugdish said...

totally agree
/Ryan Braun



hahahahaha

/mize

Keef said...

Amazing what more money will do.


So you are ok with being treated as a company punching bag if the price is right?

tem said...

yes. everyone has their price for everything. COL

Keef said...

Tem Dibiase

Jugdish said...

Tem Dibiase



funny

BLUE said...

I've made almost $400 playing the stock market the last couple of days.

BLUE said...

unrealized gains

BLUE said...

if I ever realize the gains, some bourbon is headed to NYC

Keef said...

Subway gift card

tem said...

facebook game credits. el pad is way into farmville

BLUE said...

I may have some money left over on an olive garten* gcard

Tyler said...

Sbarros gc as a backup.

Keef said...

wall

BLUE said...

where did EP finish?

El Padrino said...

That's the key. When to cash out.

El Padrino said...

I'm talking a shit.

El Padrino said...

Hahahahha. Night time feedings.

El Padrino said...

My grammar is mad proper on the phone with the fixey wordy tool thing. Maybe time to bet keef again.

El Padrino said...

I googled wife rape. My Google searches are unspeakable.

El Padrino said...

Bbep is being a real dick lately. Terrible twos I guess. Driving cmep crazy.

Jugdish said...

Maybe time to bet keef again.



this

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

Wednesday asshole.

BLUE said...

go

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