Thursday, July 11, 2013

I'm tired...

...and TPS sucks!

I'd like to see the White Sox start unloading some players for some prospects.

A couple more weeks until NFL training camps starts.

I got my fantasy football draft kit in the mail the other day...suite. It had a sticker for Aaron Hernandez in there, we might put it on the Toilet Bowl trophy.

David Ortiz hit a ball last night.

I have no desire to see The Lone Ranger.

112 comments:

Aitch said...

"David Ortiz hit a ball last night."

Most hits ever by a DH now. This renews the question, will we ever see a full time DH in the Hall of Fame?

Jugdish said...

DHs aren't things!!!

/mize


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Aitch said...

Hmmm, my teammate is in jail on murder charges, my team is trying to distance itself from any controversy, I've already been convicted of a crime and am going to jail in March, AND I'm on probation. I think I'll go get shitfaced and drive.

/Alfonzo Dennard

Jugdish said...

the patriot way is slowly changing

The Meiz said...

Maybe the Pats' players are worshiped a smidge too much, so they figure they can literally get away with murder.

Jugdish said...

Alfonzo Dennard



this guy has had some previous issues...he is probably going to jail for a little bit. I heard something about him being on probation

Aitch said...

"this guy has had some previous issues...he is probably going to jail for a little bit. I heard something about him being on probation"

He just got convicted in February for punching a cop during an incident while he was still in college. They sentenced him in April to 30 days in jail starting next March (nice to be a celeb/athlete, huh?) and 2 years probation.

Aitch said...

"the patriot way is slowly changing"

I don't think "The Patriot Way" was ever about off-field behavior. I think that part of it has always been a media creation. The PAtriot Way was always about the team approach to the game, everyone doing their job, and the next guy being ready to step up when called upon.

The Meiz said...

sounds a lot like people here who change their definitions of "The Packer Way" or "Packer People".

Jugdish said...

"The Packer Way"


I have my own way? suite!

/Tp

BLUE said...

"Patriot Way" is cheating to gain an advantage.

good example that Belicheat sets for his players

tem said...

tebow clearly can't control these guys

BLUE said...

and I think the idea that the Patriots can rehab all these bad character guys ended when Tedy Bruschi, Willie McGinest, Ted Johnson, Troy Brown and that group of veterans all left the team.

guys don't give a shit about the coach, but the veteran leadership on those teams back then allowed them to bring in a Corey Dillon or somebody sketchy.

Who are their leaders now, pretty boy? and who else

Aitch said...

"and I think the idea that the Patriots can rehab all these bad character guys ended when Tedy Bruschi, Willie McGinest, Ted Johnson, Troy Brown and that group of veterans all left the team."

I agree with this.

Aitch said...

Time to head for my massage. Talk to you boys later.

tem said...

pro athletes have always been magnified versions of their non pro athlete counterparts.

in the 50s and 60s dudes cheated on their wives drank beer and basically did that kind of stuff. mickey mantle was a magnified version of that.

now people who are under 25 have a ridiculous sense of entitlement, they take shortcuts whenever possible, they don't particularly think about how their actions affect anyone else and they don't think any punishment will ever happen to them. pro athletes are a magnification of that.

add to this that the media picks up on every story no matter how small and all you read about is dick pro atheletes doing dick things. because their entire age bracket is full of dicks and they are just magnified dicks.

tem said...

the patriots, or any other team, can't control it.

The Meiz said...

Is H attempting a humblebrag with this massage he's getting for 70% off from livingsocial?

tem said...

if mantle did the shit he did back then with today's media he would have been on sportscenter every day with pictures of him and the new chick he banged

BLUE said...

nerve had a massage (ns)

tem said...

"nerve had a massage (ns)"

i find this to be one of the most unbelievable things anyone has ever said on here.

Jugdish said...

magnified dicks


tell me more about this, tem

/Lp

The Meiz said...

Gotta love dropping $240 on prescription refills. Turning out to be an expensive stretch right now.

Jugdish said...

i find this to be one of the most unbelievable things anyone has ever said on here.




that sounded like a meizism

The Meiz said...

"if mantle did the shit he did back then with today's media he would have been on sportscenter every day with pictures of him and the new chick he banged"

Jeter's doing it though.

ns

BLUE said...

"i find this to be one of the most unbelievable things anyone has ever said on here."

well it's true.

I've nerve seen the benefit of spending $60 or $100 or whatever it costs, to go have somebody rub me down.

tem said...

"Jeter's doing it though.

ns"

jeter isn't married.

tem said...

and to my knowledge nobody lately has had the balls to bring their mistress and their wife to their retirement ceremony.

tem said...

also, we all read about jeter giving a signed ball or jersey or whatever to the same girl twice.

he finds a girl. bangs her. sends her home with parting gifts.

we all know about it because of the media. if he were married and doing this it would be a huge deal.

Jugdish said...

he seems to stay off social media from what i can tell, so he doesn't draw that attention either

The Meiz said...

fair enough

The Meiz said...

Jeet's doing it the right way. Game recognize game.

The Meiz said...

I know this is going to shock you, but I've also never had a massage.

Jugdish said...

Game recognize game



do you leave chicks with gift baskets too after a night with mize?

Jugdish said...

I know this is going to shock you, but I've also never had a massage.



i use the home remedy

/Lp

tem said...

i am not shocked by meiz. i am SAS at blue.

he works for some yoga place or whatever. i would think there is a massage lady in the office lobby.

Keef said...

Time to head for my massage. Talk to you boys later.



Stay thirsty

Jugdish said...

Sources: Teague to sign Bucks' offer sheet

The Meiz said...

Oh, Kevin made it in to the office today. Good.

tem said...

he is skipping out on his fatherly duties and going to work instead.

The Meiz said...

"Sources: Teague to sign Bucks' offer sheet"

JEEZ, welcome to last night.

But really, the Bucks are probably looking to do 1 of 3 things.

Sign & trade Jennings for Teague

Sign Teague, let Jennings walk off into reality & get slapped in the face.

Sign Teague, match an offer to Jennings, trade him by October.

Jugdish said...

JEEZ, welcome to last night.



im usually more up to date on my bucks news

Jugdish said...

But other items have been launched, and have subsequently vanished just as quickly. Items such as the Bacon Bacon McBacon



they should bring that back

Keef said...

Oh, Kevin made it in to the office today. Good.


I was a little late, though. Had an emergency shit come down the pipeline

tem said...

i bet your boss dinged you for that.

BLUE said...

habanero ranch QP at mcdonalds is good stuff

The Meiz said...

I never got hit for the emergency shit episode. I think it's because I called ahead of time.

The Meiz said...

Blue eats a lot of fast food. Is that a because of the kids thing?

ns

BLUE said...

my kids love McDonalds so I tolerate it

we probably eat out once a week for fast food.

Last night was JItB night

Keef said...

The only fast food we get on a semi-regular basis is Busway

Keef said...

i bet your boss dinged you for that.



Boss is on vacation this week

Keef said...

and we don't have a time clock

Keef said...

and I didn't really have an emergency shit

tem said...

you lied to us??

The Meiz said...

I'm kind of starting to miss Chubway, but I just bought cold cuts & rolls the other day.

BLUE said...

kids like to get the pizzas at subway, so we go there sometimes now too.

BLUE said...

free slurpee day

jug forgot

Keef said...

I'm kind of starting to miss Chubway, but I just bought cold cuts & rolls the other day.



I went on Sunday and they had $5 spicy italians. Not sure if it's just a monthly special or what.

tem said...

I think blue eats out more than once a week

Jugdish said...

jug forgot


i don't think we have many 7-11s in this area

Jugdish said...

Sources: Pats Brady arrested in male prostitution massage parlor scandal



damn

Keef said...

It's Tom Brady

BLUE said...

"I think blue eats out more than once a week"

for lunch probably this is true

Aitch said...

"I've nerve seen the benefit of spending $60 or $100 or whatever it costs, to go have somebody rub me down."

It's a little different than that. I pay $50 and go once a month. It's also a deep tissue massage which is different than a simple relaxation massage. I have a lot of back issues and it helps immensely. Also my knee has never felt better.

Aitch said...

Have you never had a massage at all, Blue, our just never paid a professional for one? NS

Keef said...

I have a lot of back issues



get a breast reduction

/vegas guy

Aitch said...

That's funny

BLUE said...

"Have you never had a massage at all, Blue, our just never paid a professional for one? NS"

like, had from a lady friend rub my back?

tem said...

"Also my knee has never felt better"

don't let them tell you a minuscus is a real thing. it isn't. doctors made it up.

BLUE said...

matt damon is a cool dude

Aitch said...

"like, had from a lady friend rub my back?"

Yes. A friend of mine has never let anyone give him a massage. Says he hates the way it feels.

Keef said...

mize?

Keef said...

That Robin Thicke song w/ TI & Pharell is pretty suite

The Meiz said...

Rock and roll ain't noise pollution

Aitch said...

"That Robin Thicke song w/ TI & Pharell is pretty suite"

This. Catchy as hell

tem said...

obviously never heard it.

Keef said...

obviously

The Meiz said...

I have never heard it.


Unrelated, I've also been staying away from TI. He's been in a Nas-ian tailspin since King.

Keef said...

The song is on the radio all the time

The Meiz said...

I don't listen to the FM radio outside of work. Our station line up is

Classic Rock
Country
Oldies
Rock/Hard Rock
70s, 80s, 90s top 40

Keef said...

i figure it'd probably be on the top 40 station

tem said...

it isn't on country. i know that.

tem said...

is robin thicke the dad from growing pains?

i assume TI and Pharell are rappers.

why is some old dude singing with rappers?

tem said...

why is he singing at all?

Keef said...

is robin thicke the dad from growing pains?



That's Alan Thicke. Robin is his son

ns

Keef said...

and his wife is pretty hot

BLUE said...

and the uncensored video he made for that video has a ton of topless chicks

BLUE said...

and yes, it's a really catchy tune

Keef said...

and the uncensored video he made for that video has a ton of topless chicks



Note to self

Keef said...

thirsty

/mize

BLUE said...

the main chick in that video is smoking hot

BLUE said...

she might be attainable hot

Keef said...

Thank you for bringing that video into my life

tem said...

i don't even know where to find an uncensored music video....a porn site?

tem said...

just google it up?

Keef said...

vidyo

Keef said...

once you see one hot naked chick, you want to see them all

Jugdish said...

once you see one hot naked chick, you've seen them all

fixed


/mize

Keef said...

ha

The Meiz said...

Keith and his misuse of the thirst

Keef said...

yeah every reference we use here is always used exactly how it's supposed to be

The Meiz said...

I know

The Meiz said...

Just took a burnt orange liquid shit.

Keef said...

tem
Brian Stann retired to become an ACC football announcer. That's weird

tem said...

he will do UFC announcing too.

he isn't a dummy. he'll make more money and stay healthier by not getting beat up a lot.

tem said...

chael sonnen contract demands are funny. i think he uses the same writers letterman uses.

First, Jello Biafra replaces Bruce Buffer as ring announcer," Sonnen said. "Secondly, every fight I'm in must be a No. 1 contender fight or a title match. If I lose, I get an immediate rematch until I win. No media can look me in the eye, or they will be removed from the room. No. 5: Headset legalized through the commission so I can call my own fights. No. 6: No longer will I walk to the ring. I need to be carried. No. 7: Keys to your least favorite Ferrari - I'm not asking too much. No. 8: I can Skype or FaceTime my fights if I don't feel like flying. No. 9 - and it's non-negotiable: tell 'GSP' to stop being such a [expletive]. I'll return his truck when I'm done with it."

Keef said...

he will do UFC announcing too.




That makes more sense

Keef said...

James Holmes was in "the throes of a psychotic episode when he committed acts that resulted in the tragic loss of life" at a Colorado movie theater a year ago, his attorneys said in a court filing.
It is the first time the defense has admitted that Holmes killed 12 people in the mass shooting, The Denver Post reported.



Wait! So he did do it?

S

The Meiz said...

Sharknado is amazing

Jugdish said...

amazingly bad? i was out last night

Jugdish said...

its got steve sanders in it so its got to be good

tem said...

Too bad these folks didn't tell the OK people how to easily stop a tornado.

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