Wednesday, July 24, 2013

ice cream sandwiches

ICWs are the best.  I like the cheapest ones though.  The fancy ones are too fancy, give me a box of 12 for $2 and I'm happy.

cmblue and the kids are out of town for the next 3 days, I fly down to Gulf Shores to meet them on Saturday.  I always have visions of awesome partying and doing whatever the hell I want to.  In the end, I end up maybe playing a little golf, but mostly sitting around watching TV and eating shitty food. (like ice cream sandwiches for breakfast)

Training camps are starting to open. Thank God!!  Broncos break camp tomorrow.  Von Miller is an idiot.  Apparently had weed and MDNA (molly) whatever the hell that stuff is, in his system.  But he was framed according to him. 

MLB must have mountains of evidence on these biogenesis guys.  It's like the whitey bulger case, but in baseball.  I imagine Barry Bonds sitting somewhere laughing at Ryan Braun and Arod.  Speaking of those guys, since they had pretty consistent careers, wouldn't it be plausible to think that they've either been on roids their entire career, or the PEDs don't actually work?  It's not like you saw a spike with either of them (maybe when Arod was in Texas). 

George Zimmerman may have helped a family in an overturned car, but this dude is a true superhero. Click on the links in the article to see the car and everything, insane.  And he saved a dog.

The guy who lives across the street from me is a limey Brit.  I was talking to his wife yesterday and she said his parents (who still live in London) were going nuts over this whole royal baby thing.  So he'll be king someday, who cares.  Kanye West should be pissed that his royal baby didn't get this much attention and adoration.

Kate Winslet, yay or nay?  I vote Yes!!

90 comments:

BLUE said...

big morning

El Padrino said...

Kate Winslet.

Yes. All day.

El Padrino said...

Aroid admitted PED use during his Texas days already.

Aitch said...

I'd bang Winslet.

El Padrino said...

I would say they work because they keep you on the field. It is like you are artificially healthy and remain strong for an extended period of time.

tem said...

They should just let the players roid up all they want.

think of how much trouble and money it would save. they wouldn't have to police or drug test.

BLUE said...

like in the 90's

BLUE said...

congress doesn't like that idea though

tem said...

congress doesn't like gays getting married. let them focus on that instead of baseball.

BLUE said...

congress got bitchslapped by the Supreme Court on that, so now they have to focus on steroids in baseball

tem said...

they guy who won jeopardy last night was a flaming homosexual.

tem said...

it was funny at first, then just wierd.

tem said...

he is a walking stereotype.

Keef said...

Charlie Brown’s dad was a barber.

Keef said...

Kate Winslet.

Yes. All day.




^^

tem said...

kate winslet isn't even a question.

tem said...

"Charlie Brown’s dad was a barber."

like an El Pad barber or like cut your hair barber?

Keef said...

think of how much trouble and money it would save. they wouldn't have to police or drug test.


And beisbol would makes piles of cash because people want to be entertained, and home runs are entertaining.

Keef said...

like an El Pad barber or like cut your hair barber?



maybe he was bolth*

Keef said...

Just got an email from the twitter with the subject "Do you know Afterlife on Twitter?‏"

I can't escape it

BLUE said...

"kate winslet isn't even a question"

hot, attainable hot, or whatever is higher than that

The Meiz said...

Yes, of course on Winslet.

Aitch said...

"Just got an email from the twitter with the subject "Do you know Afterlife on Twitter?‏"

I can't escape it"

You gotta admit, that's a little funny.

Keef said...

You gotta admit, that's a little funny.



It's hilarious

NS

Mike said...

It's hilarious



so is your face





s

tem said...

You are right. There isn't anything funny about his face.

Jugdish said...

not many hotel rooms available in the corpus christi area this weekend

Keef said...

not many hotel rooms available in the corpus christi area this weekend




FUCK! Now where am I supposed to go?

Jugdish said...

that's what im trying to figure out

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

why are people going to the corpus

Keef said...

I think the question that begs to be asked is why would people not go to the corpus

Keef said...

Mike. Mike. Mike. Mike. Mike. What day is it, Mike?

Keef said...

H is on the front page pic on WWL again

Jugdish said...

corpus has decent beaches...cool little beach town

Jugdish said...

link?

/Lp

Jugdish said...

H is on the front page pic on WWL again



with hernandez again too

BLUE said...

"corpus has decent beaches...cool little beach town"

I knew this, but thought maybe there was something going on

it's tough to find a hotel or condo, 2 days before the weekend at the Beach anytime during the summer

Jugdish said...

but thought maybe there was something going on


i thought they might have something going on there too. i can usually get a room at the navy base, but they're booked too

Keef said...

I knew this


Me to

/LP

ToddPacker said...

sas jug's niece can't hook him up with a hotel room

Keef said...

ha

Keef said...

Prince William and his wife, Catherine, have settled on a name for their newborn son: George Alexander Louis. He will be known as His Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge.



Goddamn. I wanted to name my son His Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge.

BLUE said...

heard it was going to be George

Jugdish said...

What about George?

/Kruger

tem said...

don't try to get a room 3 days ahead of time.

BLUE said...

"don't try to get a room 3 days ahead of time."

twas my point

Keef said...

hindsight

Jugdish said...

don't try to get a room 3 days ahead of time.



i've got a room

Jugdish said...

actually a couple of rooms...gotta cancel one

Keef said...

You should go, then

Jugdish said...

i will...took friday off

Jugdish said...

got a suite check from the escrow account the other day after selling the house

tem said...

take el pad. he has time now that he can't post.

Keef said...

i will...took friday off



Well look at you

BLUE said...

"actually a couple of rooms...gotta cancel one"

keith will use it

Jugdish said...

take el pad. he has time now that he can't post.



0%

Jugdish said...

Well look at you



im tired of these posts. I'm going to block you

/keef

tem said...

did you take friday off or were you just not going to get paid for it anyway?

BLUE said...

jug should name his son George

complete the cycle

Jugdish said...

did you take friday off or were you just not going to get paid for it anyway?


i took friday off. we don't get paid for mondays.


if this continues, im going to go #evilbraun

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Aitch said...

A 23 year old woman was abducted yesterday morning, forced to withdraw money from several atms, and then was stabbed repeatedly and her body was dumped in a park where it was found yesterday afternoon. She's a white girl. Now if it turns out that the perpetrators of this crime are black, do you think this gets even 1/10th the national media coverage that the Trayvon Martin case did?

tem said...

"you think this gets even 1/10th the national media coverage that the Trayvon Martin case did?"

umm...yes? i think it gets 6 tenths.

Aitch said...

I bet it doesn't even make the national news.

tem said...

also, is the girl hot?

that will fluculate the amount of coverage it gets a lot.

tem said...

"I bet it doesn't even make the national news."

you posted it here. it made national news now.

international news since temhio has heard about it.

Keef said...

who is this trayvon martin you speak of?

Keef said...

A 23 year old woman was abducted yesterday morning, forced to withdraw money from several atms, and then was stabbed repeatedly and her body was dumped in a park where it was found yesterday afternoon.



I just checked, and all my friends are ok

/H

tem said...

wait, did aaron hernadez kill the girl? if so, it will get lots of coverage.

The Meiz said...

goddamn, haven even had time for HUNGRY

The Meiz said...

Haven't*

Keef said...

H sure knows a lot about that story. Maybe it was him?

Aitch said...

Hey, Keith, are you able to block page invites on FB or just event invites? Figured you would know.

Keef said...

In general? I'm not sure. I know I get invites for games and shit all the time and I click on the button to block them, and I still get them.

The Meiz said...

Pretty sure you can block page invites

tem said...

UFC PICKS

Demetrious Johnson vs. John Moraga

Combined Wieght = 0.6 X REV. For Reals.

Johnson barely beat the last guy he fought, but the last guy he fought beat this Moraga guy already. Johnson just had a kid. Well his wife did. I think Johnson won't have his head in the game and will lose.

Moraga by decision


Rory MacDonald vs. Jake Ellenberger

GSP Jr vs some guy named Jake. The Jake guy does not bring a snake to the octagon. He should. I think the snake guy wins by DDT.

Ellenberger by 2nd round TKO.


Robbie Lawler vs. Bobby Voelker

Lawler has a pro wrestling type name. He should be the Brooklyn Brawler Robbie Lawler. That'd be cool. In any case, seems like a mismatch here. Lawler should TKO this guy. (unless he shows up out of shape and gets gassed in round 1, which is possible.)

Lawler by 2nd round TKO


Liz Carmouche vs. Jessica Andrade

Chick fight. I have heard of Carmouche and it sounds like douche.
I'll go with the person I heard of. She gets a clean win.

Carmouch by decision.


Jorge Masvidal vs Michael Chiesa

no idea.

Danny Castillo vs Tim Means

no idea.


Melvin Guillard vs Mac Danzig

Danzig is an ultimate fighter show winner from a few years ago...maybe like 5 at this point. He isn't going to amount to much, this is basically a fight to determine who gets to keep his job as gatekeeper. I think Guillard wins.

Guillard by rear naked choke with 3 mins left in round 3.


Yves Edwards vs Daron Cruickshank

I think this Cruickshank guy was another ultimate fighter guy. Yves Edwards is like 45 years old.

Yves Edwards by submission via telling an old person story about that time he fought the mongols in Alaska during dubya dubya 2.

Ed Herman vs Trevor Smith

No idea who Smith is, so Herman wins.

Julie Kedzie vs Germaine de Randamie

Chick Fight. I have heard of Kedzie and have no idea who the other person is. I am not sure if they are female or not. If they are male they win. If they are a chick like Julie then Julie wins.

Justin Salas vs Aaron Riley

No idea.

John Albert vs Yaotzin Meza

no idea, but Yaotzin gets my "lock" of the night award because his name is wierd.

BLUE said...

skip

BLUE said...

EP

who gets to "trade" after hours

Keef said...

who gets to "trade" after hours



whoever gets through waivers

tem said...

ha

Keef said...

wall

tem said...

Flaming jeopardy champ is on.

Keef said...

Suite


/bilok

Aitch said...

Too soon?

Keef said...

Probably

tem said...

No

Jugdish said...

Suite


/bilok




made me laugh

Jugdish said...

oh wait...its thursday asshole

El Padrino said...

Institutions. After market specialists and foreign control persons.

Jugdish said...

go

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