Friday, July 12, 2013

El Pad's Friday Post

Remember when the Little Mermaid DVD or VHS cover had a dong on it? I do.


Being Asian would be OK. I'd be good at math and could name my kid Dong.


Some bitch ordered a drink yesterday, but she ordered it all wrong. I gave her what she wanted.


Kirelinko to the Nets. They might be good. I love Brooklyn. Knicks who?


Jay Z is mad at DiNiro....when do these guys talk? I'd love to be at that party.


Mets benched their only good player so he could pitch in the ASG. I am ok with that.


Denver is gonna win the Super Bowl. Write it in ink. Or blood. Or dong juice.


/ El Padrino

100 comments:

BLUE said...

ding dong

who's there

hahaha I said dong

tem said...

wall

tem said...

that puig guy didn't make the ASG yet.

is it still a stone cone lock?

Jugdish said...

maybe next year

The Meiz said...

Should I reset my phone to factory settings? Is that dumb? I'm kinda not digging it lately.

BLUE said...

do it

BLUE said...

live life on the edge

tem said...

when did you change it from factory settings?

The Meiz said...

Um, when I got it.

The Meiz said...

Maybe I should not do this and just take it to the Verizon store for some advice.

Jugdish said...

ask google for some advice

Jugdish said...

#firstworldproblems

The Meiz said...

"ask google for some advice"

I did. GOOGLE IS USELESS.

Jugdish said...

what are you not liking on your phone?

BLUE said...

the non-factory settings

Keef said...

Remember when the Little Mermaid DVD or VHS cover had a dong on it?

no

The Meiz said...

My position at Sysco has been eliminated.


Told you guys.

The Meiz said...

"what are you not liking on your phone?"


I don't get my email notifications anymore.

Yes, I realize this is the first worldiest first world problem.

Jugdish said...

My position at Sysco has been eliminated.



are they finding you another position?

Keef said...

Fucking Sysco

BLUE said...

some people refer to taking a shit as eliminating

BLUE said...

in all seriousness, that sucks meiz

The Meiz said...

BACK IN CUSTOMER SERVICE.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


The sads are about to be gone. It told the boys we're popping $5 bottles at Summer Sounds tonight.

Keef said...

some people refer to taking a shit as eliminating



are you calling mize a turd?

The Meiz said...

"in all seriousness, that sucks meiz"

This is a positive. Back in the office on the sales side of the company, bosses that actually listen to and trust my decision making. Doing something I like. Chances to advance are much more abundant, information isn't hidden from me, I GET MY NETWORK IDENTITY BACK.

I'm winning this in a landslide.

The Meiz said...

FUCK OPERATIONS.

TUPAC BACK.

BLUE said...

ok, then in all seriousness, that's awesome for you meiz

Keef said...

is it the same yob you had before?

BLUE said...

no, that job has been shitted

Keef said...

your face is shit

The Meiz said...

"is it the same yob you had before?"

Yep.

BLUE said...

i'd still totally bang Britney spears

Keef said...

Yep.



Are you going to do the job better than the previous person?

Jugdish said...

ok, then in all seriousness, that's awesome for you meiz


^^^^

The Meiz said...

"Are you going to do the job better than the previous person?"

They've fired the last 2 that were in there, soooo...


Unless you're saying I'm replacing me. Then yes, I will undoubtedly do better than I did before because I've gained more knowledge on how the company operates.

The Meiz said...

"i'd still totally bang Britney spears"


Same here.

tem said...

Yay meiz.

And yes to Spears. It has always been a yes since she turned 18.

Keef said...

Unless you're saying I'm replacing me.



That's what I meant

ns

Keef said...

mize
you can give me a name/pic for the Breer's beating Cincy

The Meiz said...

"you can give me a name/pic for the Breer's beating Cincy"

Nah, you're good.

Jugdish said...

STELIO!

tem said...

stelio is my ringtone.

tem said...

i see lots of articles saying Superman underperformed at the box office....

Jugdish said...

i read a very good review of the movie on supermansucks.com

/mize






s

Keef said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

Former Bulls star Pippen sued for $4M over fight


reminded me of this

tem said...

Space Jam was on TV last night.

Jugdish said...

my twitter timeline blew up with space jam tweets

Jugdish said...

hashtag winning

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...



keith little mermaid thing

Keef said...

nice

Keef said...

wall

tem said...

somone in our lobby uses the looney toons theme song as their ring tone.

Aitch said...

"Should I reset my phone to factory settings? Is that dumb? I'm kinda not digging it lately."

Make sure you back up your contacts first.

I can't get my s3 to make any type of sound for email. I still get the little icon, but no sound.

The Meiz said...

It's sinking in. Started to move my crap back, tidy up this workstation. Getting the jittery exciteds.

The Meiz said...

"Make sure you back up your contacts first."

I have them backed up on Verizon's site. Phone will not back up anymore. Makes me not happy.

Keef said...

This might be the happiest we've ever seen mize

ns

tem said...

low bar

The Meiz said...

The day after my 10 year class reunion was pretty awesome

Aitch said...

"low bar"

TWHNBS

Jugdish said...

Take the fish, mize

/jerry maguire

Keef said...

wall

kod said...

"somone in our lobby uses the looney toons theme song as their ring tone."


time to bring Blue in as a "consultant"

kod said...

I'm winning this in a landslide.



congrats Meiz!

kod said...

Hit a possible career milestone today (but just between LOV)

got recruited for a job from another legal aid program; much higher pay (though less opportunity) and in metro where my family/friends live.

Will have to turn it down though, but I would turn anything else down at this time

plus, it's tech heavy; the reasons they want me are different, but I am just not a tech guy...I wish I was though


Keef said...

During the noon newscast Friday, co-anchor Tori Campbell, announced that “KTVU has just learned the names of the four pilots who were on board” Asiana flight 214 when it crashed at San Francisco International Airport on Saturday.
She then read from a teleprompter while a TV graphic displayed four fake names that clearly were someone’s idea of a joke.
The first name — “Captain Sum Ting Wong” — should have been a give-away that something really was wrong. But Campbell kept reading… “Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, Bang Ding Ow.”





Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

kod said...

I'm, Tori Campbell?

tem said...

Ha

Keef said...

Time to go golfing

Aitch said...

Golfing is not a word!

/Meiz

Aitch said...

Hey Keith, ICYMI, I have an acoustic show tonight.

Keef said...

On my way

Keef said...

Baron Davis is crazy

Keef said...

Crossfit games are grate

Aitch said...

"Baron Davis is crazy"

What? His account of the events that occurred to him is very plausible...

/x-files geeks

Aitch said...

Blue,

"Main Girl" from the Robin Thicke vidyo.

Keef said...

Silva/Weidman rematch on December 28

kod said...

"Baron Davis is crazy"


when he was on the Wolves, he came up North to one of our popular eating spots, the takeaway from the resort and restaurant staff was.....


Baron Davis is fucking crazy

Keef said...

George Zimmerman found not guilty in the death of Trayvon Martin.

The Meiz said...

Thanks, KeithNN. Hadn't heard.

tem said...

Is there riots?

tem said...

CFL will do

Aitch said...

"Is there riots?"

*Are

Keef said...

Your face are a riot

The Meiz said...

I are them

Aitch said...

You'll be happy to know the show went well last night.

El Padrino said...

lick my balls

Aitch said...

Kod's the only one here who might help you with that

kod said...

nah, I'm a Meizsexual now


and by that I mean assexual, not into Meiz (wadr Meiz)

kod said...

*asexual

"assexual" just adds confusion to the comment

kod said...

I should probably google these these spellings before and not after

I miss firefox (faster, with spellcheck and non-profit), IE sucks; CD burner only works on IE though

kod said...

wow, some quick reflexes just saved my Samsung from the toilet; only 4 CLs deep, glad it wasn't 6+ or I'd be seriously bummed and shopping for rice






The Meiz said...

How do you people drop phones in toilets?

ns

tem said...

What do you mean"you people"?

The Meiz said...

Anybody that isn't me

BLUE said...

White people

BLUE said...

Get him a body bag scene is right.......now

Aitch said...

"How do you people drop phones in toilets?"

I had the same thought yesterday as I read 3 separate drowned phone Facebook updates...

Jugdish said...

Get him a body bag scene is right.......now


always overshadows his "Must be take a worm for a walk week!" line from earlier in the movie.

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