Thursday, July 18, 2013

Ein, Zwei, Jug!

Do you like the title? I just thought of that...its German.

Had a little scare on Tuesday; cmjug started feeling some sharp pains in her abdomen that morning that were bad enough to call her doc. Long story short they ended up admitting her over night because they detected some contractions. Everything turned out to be OK, thank God. She has a bladder infection which caused some additional issues in the baby region, so they're treating that and she's just got to rest for a few days. I stayed the night with her, you don't get much sleep if any in the hospital. We did see a specialist yesterday and got another ultrasound, it was much more in depth than the one she got to see the gender of the baby. We were able to see his little fingers, his mouth open and close, and things like that...it was really cool stuff!

We got home yesterday evening and in the mailbox was the Blackhawks Stanley Cup champions hat that Aitch sent...you da man H! I won't be calling you a wHeasel. Also, I believe you did buy Lp an beer in NYC, and one beer in NYC is probably more expensive than a six pack anywhere else. AJA, thanks for getting that out so quickly. Its a cool hat and my brothers are now jealous.

Can't wait for all the "Will LeBron go to the Lakers" talk over the next year. S At least Dwight Howard is signed.

Go!

102 comments:

El Padrino said...

fucking aitch

El Padrino said...

you guys are gonna talk golf alot today and tomorrow arent you

Jugdish said...

im not

Jugdish said...

is there a golfing tournament going on or something?

Jugdish said...

the all valley golfing tournament

El Padrino said...

yeah Gillmore just teed off

Aitch said...

"Get him a golf baaaaaag.!hehehe!"

Aitch said...

Glad you like the hat, Jug!

Aitch said...

"fucking aitch"

Not to my knowledge.

Aitch said...

I love days off!

Aitch said...

I wanted to go to the beach but it is to damn hot/humid. Besides, the last time I went the beach someone called me in to Greenpeace as a beached whale.

El Padrino said...

woe

Aitch said...

Heat index is his be 105 and dewpoint is 70... I don't know much about what that means but I feel like I live in the bloody Amazon.

Jugdish said...

to damn hot/humid


perfect day for the beach

El Padrino said...

yeah it's summer

Aitch said...

Nah. Too hot. Dangerously hot.

Jugdish said...

sunblock

BLUE said...

douchepoint is at 70

BLUE said...

what do you mean you didn't watch the ESPYs

BLUE said...

EP, hit me up with a stock that's undervalued and good for say a 6-9 month hold

Keef said...

Dangerously hot.



Lol

BLUE said...

I think that's higher than attainable hot

El Padrino said...

EP, hit me up with a stock that's undervalued and good for say a 6-9 month hold

okay

El Padrino said...

mcd is over $100

BEAST

Aitch said...

"Dangerously hot.

Lol"

I'm obviously exaggerating, douchenozzle.

tem said...

they said the tournament is at muirfield but traffic in the area wasn't bad. i don't think the tournament is at muirfield.

El Padrino said...

Blue

COP (ConocoPhillips)

I will drop a few more throughout the day.

The Meiz said...

I think the big tournament might be in Great Brittain. Maybe it was a rumor.

BLUE said...

remember when marissa miller was hot

tem said...

muirfield is the course here in dublin. it can't also be a course in great britain.

BLUE said...

I don't like COP, trading at its peak right now

tem said...

duplicate names would be confusing.

BLUE said...

"muirfield is the course here in dublin. it can't also be a course in great Britain"

I thought Dublin was in Great Britain...is Ireland considered part of the UK?

BLUE said...

I guess only northern Ireland is part of the UK

Aitch said...

Simultaneous Tembaggin and Bluebagging.

Glorious.

El Padrino said...

Physical Gold. I see $1800 an ounce in 6-9 span.

El Padrino said...

"I don't like COP, trading at its peak right now"

it's true value is about 88-90

alot of things are trading at peak, it's a growth market

El Padrino said...

RIO

iron ore mining company
check it

El Padrino said...

cheaper than RIO is VALE

BLUE said...

I was a finalist for a job with Rio Tinto 6 years ago.

BLUE said...

rio and vale.

both good picks.

I like the way they look

BLUE said...

wasn't George Zimmerman the founder of the men's wearhouse?

BLUE said...

no wonder they fired him, he kilt a little boy

BLUE said...

EP, what do you think about trading Spiders

BLUE said...

is zack Johnson the one banging Gretzky's daughter?

or is that Dustin Johnson?

El Padrino said...

I also like KRA

check it

El Padrino said...

"rio and vale.

both good picks.

I like the way they look"


yes, your risk sits with China though, so be leary

Keef said...

dustin

El Padrino said...

"EP, what do you think about trading Spiders"

whats not to love

great investment vehicles

Keef said...

I'm obviously exaggerating, douchenozzle.



Is your skin so thin because it's stretched out so far?

tem said...

dublin is in ireland??

the geography of temhio astounds me.

tem said...

so KRA and VALE are the picks?

El Padrino said...

if you want them to be

tem said...

so manziel is going to have a shitty year this year...that is basically guaranteed.

tem said...

"if you want them to be"

Just Stocks, LLC endorses them?

El Padrino said...

"Just Stocks, LLC endorses them?"

yes, as moderately risky short/near term opportunities

Keef said...

yes, as moderately risky short/near term opportunities



So, if I invest $1000, can I expect a 66% return, or approximately $5800?

/H

Aitch said...

"Is your skin so thin because it's stretched out so far?"

It's possible. It is also possible that I just seize any opportunity to call you a douchenozzle.

Keef said...

touche

Keef said...

The Dallas Mavericks will be better off in the immediate future because they missed out on Dwight Howard, allowing them to sign several other free agents, owner Mark Cuban said.
"I think we've put ourselves in a spot where we're in a better spot than we were at if we got just the one max-out deal," Cuban told ESPNDallas.com during the Mavs' summer league game Wednesday night.


Fucking clown. You put yourselves in a better spot? You pursued the shit out of DH. He put you in the spot you're in by saying no thanks. Cuban is a joke.

Keef said...

It's like when you go after the hot chick and she shuts you out and you say oh she wasn't really that hot anyway

Aitch said...

"It's like when you go after the hot chick and she shuts you out and you say oh she wasn't really that hot anyway"

This

The Meiz said...

I think the Mavs are better off without Da White.

NS

Keef said...

I think the Mavs are better off without Da White.



Yeah, probably. Just sayin, Cuban went hard after him and got stiffed and now he's saying they're better off

The Meiz said...

Capitalist businessman. Gotta do a lot of shuckin' and jivin'.

BLUE said...

he'll say the same thing when Lebron and Melo don't sign with the mavs next summer

El Padrino said...

High-tech factory workers in China's Henan province blow off steam with intense off-hours activities, including dancing at nightclubs with spring-loaded dance floors. One of the popular nightclubs is called Through the Summer, and this place has everything: "a toddler with a mohawk, counterfeit light sabers and a bawdy comedian who imbibed beer through his nose."


sounds like a Stefan bit on SNL

fucking gooks

tem said...

"counterfeit light sabers "

as opposed to real ones that slice arms off?

tem said...

"I think the Mavs are better off without Da White.

NS"

they need to get rid of dirk and start over. sucks for dirk but it is true.

tem said...

i would not be shocked to see melo sign with the mavs.

El Padrino said...

why would melo leave nyc he loves it

tem said...

because NYC has 0% chance at winning. at least as long as dolan runs that team.

mavs have a better than 0% chance.

BLUE said...

"why would melo leave nyc he loves it"

lala needs new tv opportunities that are in LA

El Padrino said...

fucking lala

El Padrino said...

i wanna have sex with this black chick

El Padrino said...

but i cant

El Padrino said...

cuz im fucking married

BLUE said...

and because she's not interested in sex with a short guy

BLUE said...

I like to do that though. tell cmblue that I could be having sex with some chick (like Kate Upton or Minka Kelly), but I choose not because I value our marriage.

BLUE said...

she doesn't buy that bullshit either though

tem said...

she shouldn't

El Padrino said...

well yeah

but regular chicks we all have a shot at, stranger things........

tem said...

you don't even know those people. maybe she'd get pissed if you said it was hot secretary.

El Padrino said...

US has one McDonald's for every 22,174 Americans

BEAST

tem said...

seems low /jug

BLUE said...

"you don't even know those people."

says you

El Padrino said...

norwegians are weird

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

wall

El Padrino said...

jj watt is ready

Keef said...

15/20

El Padrino said...

14/20

Keef said...

wall

Aitch said...

18/20

BLUE said...

18/20

Keef said...

Detroit files for bankruptcy

BLUE said...

maybe they can get a loan from Prince fielder and miggy cabrera

The Meiz said...

17/20

tem said...

17

ToddPacker said...

boozing it up on Clark st. in Chicago.... grate fucking city

The Meiz said...

Terrible city

ToddPacker said...

"Terrible city"

it's no CM

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