Wednesday, July 17, 2013

All Star Game

Some guy I've never heard of won the MVP.  In case you missed it, the Tigers/Orioles beat the NL.  Seriously there were like 6 guys from each of those teams. At one point it was like they made up all 9 players on the field.

Eventually they're going to figure out that all College Football programs cheat.  I like that the SEC commissioner basically said, we think the NCAA and its rules are stupid.

C'mon Nike, I know your stuff is made in China, but you gotta have somebody double checking the geography on your apparel.  Seriously, it's like EP made the shirt for the Panthers with South Carolina on it.  WADR.  Did they have an intern from the NTSB doing their fact checking?

Kurt Rambis is going to join the Lakers.  I guess he's a good replacement for Dwight Howard.  A big slow white guy with glasses...yeah it's the same.  Lakers aren't making the playoffs next year in a loaded west. (nuggets probably won't either).

Pat Riley is stone cone.  Hey Mike Miller, I realize that you are probably the reason we won both of our matchups in the finals each of the last 2 years.  How about I pay you to just go away.

NFL Training camps start next week.  Broncos are 8 days away from rookies reporting or something.  Way too much pre-season buzz about the broncos here.  They'll be good, but they'll end up being a disappointment.  When have you ever known Peyton Manning to live up to expectations.  Freak knows.

I'm ready to see Jadeveon Clowney decapitate some more fools.  Too bad he plays on a shitty team. I'd be scared of him too.  I mean, not George Zimmerman scared, but enough to know that you let that young man eat his skittles and go home to his daddy.

Rolling stone chose to put the boston marathon bomber dude (the one alive) on its cover.  CONTROVERSY.  Stone Cone.  Boston Strong.  Long live Tsarnev.  some other crap

Big Money Ben is going to fuck with the economy some more.  I wish he'd make interest rates go back down so I can refi, that fucker is costing me money.



119 comments:

El Padrino said...

"Seriously, it's like EP made the shirt for the Panthers with South Carolina on it."

what are you talking about I'm boss at Geography

El Padrino said...

i can do that map game in like 15 seconds

Keef said...

gotta make sure asshole urb gets some press.


So bitter

Jugdish said...

When have you ever known Peyton Manning to live up to expectations.  Freak knows


when the colts beat the bears in the super bowl. Jug knows.

BLUE said...

yeah but manning played like shit in that game

BLUE said...

I mean, people are going nuts here, talking bout Manning possibly breaking Brady's TD record in a season (50), possibly throwing for 6,000 yards.

just moronic

BLUE said...

I even heard one guy say that Manning could throw a football over them thar mountains

El Padrino said...

hard to duplicate 13-3

El Padrino said...

Welker helps though
Montae Ball helps though

El Padrino said...

def double digit wins and playoffs, peyton is pretty solid at doing that

El Padrino said...

"McDonald's has announced that it will expand into Vietnam for the first time ever. The fast food giant has also picked investor Henry Nguyen — who also just so happens to be the Vietnamese prime minister's son-in-law — to lead its franchise in Vietnam. The first outlet will open in Ho Chi Minh City early next year."

BEAST

Keef said...

Most of a dog’s sweat glands are located in its paw pads.

Keef said...

what are you talking about I'm boss at Geography



Like the time you said it was a 10 hour drive from Milwaukee to Chicago?

El Padrino said...

that was a joke

Keef said...

of course it was

El Padrino said...

like your face

Keef said...

I should know by now that anything you say that is incorrect is done on purpose. Silly me.

Keef said...

Juror B37 said she wanted to find Zimmerman guilty of "not using his senses," but "you can't charge him with anything because he didn't do anything unlawful."
She said Zimmerman "started the ball rolling" and could have avoided the situation by staying in his car. The neighborhood watch captain had called police about a suspicious person, and was told by a 911 dispatcher not to pursue the person.
"But he wanted to do good. I think he had good in his heart, he just went overboard," the juror said.



Marge Schott is juror B37?

El Padrino said...

breaking bad refresher for you people that have never seen one of the greatest tv shows of all time

The Meiz said...

Montee Ball is going to STINK

BLUE said...

i'm not the least bit worried about running backs

The Meiz said...

No reason to be.

ToddPacker said...

"I'm ready to see Jadeveon Clowney decapitate some more fools. Too bad he plays on a shitty team"

I would disagree about South Carolina being shitty. pretty sure they will be a top 10 team

Keef said...

xnij

Keef said...

TP
Bet on final BCS standing this season between tOSU/FU?

The Meiz said...

is tOSU off probation?

Keef said...

yes

BLUE said...

tOSU will be ranked

Keef said...

probably

ToddPacker said...

"TP
Bet on final BCS standing this season between tOSU/FU?"

sure. even though I think tOSO will crush UF in the BCS standings. UF could easily lose 4-5 games. Miami, FSU, LSU, UGA and South Carolina are not easy games and who knows about Tennessee and Arkansas. I don't see OSU losing more than 1 or 2 games

BLUE said...

maybe if tOSU played in a real conference

BLUE said...

what, they have Michigan and ????

BLUE said...

and don't give me the "when they scheduled buffalo and florida A&M, they were good programs" argument

Keef said...

UF could easily lose 4-5 games.



we thought that last season

Keef said...

maybe if tOSU played in a real conference



Such a dumb argument, like they choose what conference they are gonig to be in every year.

Keef said...

what, they have Michigan and ????



Michigan sucks

ToddPacker said...

"we thought that last season"

yes, but I don't think they are taking anyone by surprise this year. plus I think Louisville exposed them in the sugar bowl

Keef said...

you gnixnij sonofabitch

ToddPacker said...

"Such a dumb argument, like they choose what conference they are gonig to be in every year."

I agree. sooner or later the big 10 will be back

ToddPacker said...

"you gnixnij sonofabitch"

I try

BLUE said...

"Such a dumb argument, like they choose what conference they are gonig to be in every year."

yep, and every year, they roll through it because it sucks

Keef said...

sooner or later the big 10 will be back



probably later

BLUE said...

and i'm sure the SEC would have taken tOSU instead of A&M or Missouri if tOSU wanted to be in a real conference

BLUE said...

so Ohio State does choose

Keef said...

yep, and every year, they roll through it because it sucks



Not their problem

Keef said...

and i'm sure the SEC would have taken tOSU instead of A&M or Missouri if tOSU wanted to be in a real conference



Pretty sure the SEC didn't call tOSU to axe if they wanted to move

BLUE said...

basically you can't be taken seriously unless you play in the SEC, it's that simple

Keef said...

basically you can't be taken seriously unless you play in the SEC, it's that simple



fair enough

BLUE said...

"Pretty sure the SEC didn't call tOSU to axe if they wanted to move"

I bet they did, but Gordon gee was too busy arranging his bowties, and had his foot stuck in his mouth

Keef said...

I bet they did


Were you in on that phone call?

Keef said...

maybe you should spend less time on those phone calls and more time helping cmblue raise your kids


/H

BLUE said...

I have people who are in the know

sources

BLUE said...

"maybe you should spend less time on those phone calls and more time helping cmblue raise your kids"

stings

ToddPacker said...

""Pretty sure the SEC didn't call tOSU to axe if they wanted to move"


even if the SEC called, I gotta think Urb's gynecologist would be against tOSU joining the SEC

Keef said...

even if the SEC called, I gotta think Urb's gynecologist would be against tOSU joining the SEC




ToddBitter

ToddPacker said...

"ToddBitter"

I don't disagree

tem said...

tOSU shoudn't lose a game this year.

they have a LB that gets about 5 sacks per game.

Keef said...

they have a LB that gets about 5 sacks per game.



10

BLUE said...

yeah as long as they have the blitz cheat they'll be fine

Keef said...

if you clowns would play, we could at least finish this final season

El Padrino said...

i like how keef uses an argument for himself that he's clowned in the past

Keef said...

maybe I'll just play my games and auto advance your games

Keef said...

i like how keef uses an argument for himself that he's clowned in the past



which one is that?

BLUE said...

CU hired some guy who was the COO of the Texas Rangers (baseball team) to be their new AD.

why would you move from being an executive in MLB to being an AD at CU?

El Padrino said...

"which one is that?"

not their fault they play in a shitty conference


not the Knicks fault they play in the east

El Padrino said...

or the Dodgers in the West

El Padrino said...

"why would you move from being an executive in MLB to being an AD at CU?"

pervert

BLUE said...

"not the Knicks fault they play in the east"

knicks don't win shit

BLUE said...

patriots in the AFC east would be a better argument

that's what tOSU is, they are the patriots of the big 10 and the rest of the teams are the bills and jets

BLUE said...

Michigan is the lions

Keef said...

why would you move from being an executive in MLB to being an AD at CU?




ASU's current AD was president & GM of the Trailblazers, and he was with Texans & Rockets before that

BLUE said...

weird

maybe AD is a suite gig

Keef said...

not the Knicks fault they play in the east



Oh, right. Yeah, they are a shitty team and if they played better teams, they would have a shitty record.
Blue knows

Keef said...

Michigan is the lions



The Lions aren't in the AFC East

Keef said...

Michigan is the fish


/LP

El Padrino said...

"knicks don't win shit"

not true
they win games

BLUE said...

regular season

Tyler said...

RE: Mike Miller

That's the new CBA for you.

Next CBA there will be a "Mike Miller" clause. You can have a dude you signed to a 3-5 year deal that makes $3-$9M that won you a championship not count against your cap. Only if you win a championship though.

Tyler said...

Riles did say something the other day that I thought was interesting about contracts signed previously to the new CBA and how they should have been pro-rated in terms of cap space. But that would have been way too much work to figure out and then approve by the NBA and the Player's Union.

Keef said...

Sucks for Miller. He still gets paid, but doesn't have to play

Tyler said...

He'll sign with a contender for the veteran's minimum.

Keef said...

oh, hey tyler

Tyler said...

Hey.

Tyler said...

Knicks Analysis (July Edition):
Their season isn't looking too good already. J.R. Smith got paid and is going to be out 3-4 months. JKidd is coaching another team in the division. Celtics got worse but the Nets got better. Last year at the beginning of the season they got a lot of production out of guys that aren't with them anymore. They traded Novak for Bargnani (not a great trade; same guy, triple the salary; typical Knicks move). They're spending $75M on 7 guys, not including Smiff, Prigioni, and MWP. The cap is $71M. So they're tax payers for the next two years for sure. So in the East, it's Miami, Indiana, Chicago, Brooklyn and then New York. 4th-5th is the highest I can see them going, and if Melo/Chandler/STAT gets hurt, they could slide out of the playoffs. But then again, it's the East, so they should be able to make the playoffs just by showing up. Just sayin'.

The Meiz said...

Look out for those Bucks this season!

Keef said...

fucking basketball

BLUE said...

re: knicks

how much of a storyline all season will it be that 'Melo wants to be a laker

will he opt out, will he stay, will he go

same thing in Miami, but they have 2 championships behind them

Tyler said...

This just came up on Ball Don't Lie; Screamin' A Smiff says the Knicks want to trade Shumpert.

Tyler said...

Of course they want to trade one of their best players that doesn't make a whole lot of money. Because that's what the Knicks do.

Tyler said...

That is just a rumor of course. Consider the source.

Tyler said...

I actually like Toronto as a dark horse.

Keef said...

Consider the source.



The source who said Lebron was going to go to Miami with Bosh?

BLUE said...

I thought the source was Tyler

BLUE said...

TRAYVON MARTIN NEEDS JUSTICE

BLUE said...

just felt necessary

BLUE said...

keith olbermann is headed home

too bad he sucks now

BLUE said...

Elon Musk

idea sounds crazy, but you won't see me betting against that guy

tem said...

"why would you move from being an executive in MLB to being an AD at CU?"

don't have to deal with nolan ryan.

can smoke pot legally.

less stress.

BLUE said...

adventurrito

win chipotle

El Padrino said...

Elon Musk

looks like the old mail chutes we used to use on my first wall st job, where we'd send order tickets through this vaccuum tube thing

El Padrino said...

i like the Bargnani trade

major upgrade over double count disnovacheck

El Padrino said...

i love Shump

El Padrino said...

So they're tax payers for the next two years for sure.

like dolan cares, he's mega rich

El Padrino said...

"Nets got better"

still think kniss are better then nets

El Padrino said...

1. Robert Downey Jr. - $75 million
2. Channing Tatum - $60 million
3. Hugh Jackman - $55 million
4. Mark Wahlberg - $52 million
5. Dwayne Johnson - $46 million
6. Leonardo DiCaprio - $39 million
7. Adam Sandler - $37 million
8. Tom Cruise - $35 million
9. Denzel Washington - $33 million
10. Liam Neeson - $32 million



fucking Channing

Keef said...

still think kniss are better then nets



You might be biased

BLUE said...

right now, nobody is better because it's summer and they are all going to Lebron's LeWedding

BLUE said...

NCAA 14 will be the last version

tem said...

1. Robert Downey Jr. - $75 million
2. Channing Tatum - $60 million
3. Hugh Jackman - $55 million
4. Mark Wahlberg - $52 million
5. Dwayne Johnson - $46 million
6. Leonardo DiCaprio - $39 million
7. Adam Sandler - $37 million
8. Tom Cruise - $35 million
9. Denzel Washington - $33 million
10. Liam Neeson - $32 million



what is this list?

El Padrino said...

highest paid actor list

Keef said...

what is this list?



LP's free pass list and how much he would pay

tem said...

so it is basically a what highly paid actor did the most movies list or is that pay per 1 movie?

tem said...

i think it is too high for 1 movie, unless it includes share of box office money.

BLUE said...

I think it's compiled (multiple movies) that's why channing is so high up there, he made like 9 movies

RDJr only made one movie though, he got a huge box office split for iron man

BLUE said...

you never want to go full retard

El Padrino said...

Scientists have crunched the numbers and found that the average American dick size is 5.6 inches long. The cockologists compiled the data using a group of over 1600 men and discovered that American men mostly fall right in the middle of the spectrum. The longest dong they looked at was 10.2 inches and the smallest was a horrifying 1.2 inches erect, (you poor, poor bastard that obviously isn’t me). The men could get a friend to help and the doctors found that the men who had some assistance got bigger erections than the guys that just whacked it to an old Land’s End catalog.

BLUE said...

5.6 and 3/4ths

El Padrino said...

yeah how ya doin

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