Wednesday, July 03, 2013

3rd of July

Aaron Hernandez is being investigated for every unsolved shooting incident in America in the past 2 years. Maybe they should ask him if he knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.

Hey Papelbon...STFU, nobody cares about you.


Enjoy the fireworks and the revelry tomorrow.

103 comments:

Aitch said...

Good morning

BLUE said...

yep

tem said...

indeed

Aitch said...

Fuckers

The Meiz said...

Dong

BLUE said...

shitbrick

The Meiz said...

I'm thinking about pulling a 24 hour sleep shift this weekend.

BLUE said...

I will probably sleep more than 24 hours

tem said...

i will defnitely sleep more than 24 hours this weekend.

especially since it is a long weekend.

Keef said...

I will try

tem said...

do or do not. there is no try.

BLUE said...

keith doesn't understand that comment

tem said...

yes he does. he is a closet star wars guy.

Keef said...

I know who said it

tem said...

i bet you don't

Keef said...

C'mon bro

tem said...

millions of people have said it, i don't think you know them all.

BLUE said...

tem just said it

tem said...

i'd bet that you would have to look up who did the voice acting for the character too.

it'd be easy to find though.

i don't think you know it without looking it up though.

BLUE said...

it's frank oz,

I don't have to look it up

The Meiz said...

fairly certain Tem was addressing Keith

BLUE said...

keith knew it was frank oz

everyone knows that

tem said...

tem was. i still don't think keith knew it beforehand.

The Meiz said...

NFW Keith knew the name Frank Oz

BLUE said...

everybody knows frank oz

BLUE said...

he's miss piggy

he's grover

tem said...

i bet el pad would have called him frank boz or something.

The Meiz said...

Frank Hamill

tem said...

mel oz or frank blanc

kod said...

Hey Tem, can you and/or cmtem make North Dakota stop picking on us

Geez, they have a good decade and just can't wait to rub our noses in it. Where does this lead? Annexation? North Dakotasota?

aja, I love what ND is doing here. Why not start a rivalry? Billboard wars are fun

The Meiz said...

That one Jew who does the Muppets

The Meiz said...

I just drooled on myself

Jugdish said...

did you fall asleep at your desk?

The Meiz said...

Not yet. That happens later.

BLUE said...

KOD!

Aitch said...

A drive by Koding

kod said...

sup yall

happy 4th!

Jugdish said...

tell us a story!


kod stories are the best

The Meiz said...

How's freedom treating you?

kod said...

"How's freedom treating you?"



work's been so crazy, I haven't really been doing much of anything but that. Except I took 2 days off last week for a 4 day weekend, that was a blast.

But I'll be working tomorrow through Sunday, booooo

kod said...

"tell us a story!"

not much popping actually, probably in large part due to long stretches of sobriety





kod said...

I should have asked for some LOV advice yesterday at the ER

was totally crushing on my doctor, I thought hot young female doctor's only happened in Scrubs, but how do you pull that off?

Aitch said...

You're welcome

Aitch said...

You don't. That's like trying to pull a bartender. Neither one is in that mind frame at work because they've heard every line and suffer lame pick up attempts every day

kod said...

yeah, that's what I figured.

Jugdish said...

was totally crushing on my doctor, I thought hot young female doctor's only happened in Scrubs, but how do you pull that off?




hey there!

tem said...

"I thought hot young female doctor's only happened in Scrubs, but how do you pull that off?"

well from what i have seen in movies you ask her to take a look at your penis because it has some ailment. it kind of just goes from there.

kod said...

"hey there!"


ha!

honestly, I was a bit shook, been out of the game too long; introduced myself twice (ns)

tem said...

ND went up big in % of jobs because going from 5 jobs to 8 jobs is a big % increase.

kod said...

tem dropping some gems here

The Meiz said...

"You don't. That's like trying to pull a bartender. Neither one is in that mind frame at work because they've heard every line and suffer lame pick up attempts every day"

I tried to explain this to an idiot friend recently. He was hammered, and the bartender gave him 867-5309.

He insists it means she wants him to come back & talk to her.

tem said...

H doesn't try to pull bartendahs?

tem said...

if you want to pick up a bartendah you just have to show that you are rich.

The Meiz said...

"H doesn't try to pull bartendahs?"

They try to pull H. He's the lead singer in a rock band, ya know.

kod said...

"and the bartender gave him 867-5309"

love it; well done Tommy Tutone, still relevant 30 years later

Aitch said...

"H doesn't try to pull bartendahs?"

Nope.

Aitch said...

"They try to pull H. He's the lead singer in a rock band, ya know."

Nope

BLUE said...

so bartenders don't date?

tem said...

if you hit on a bartendah and you dress nice and look like you have cash it works just fine.

tem said...

my buddy does it all the time. they go out with him a couple times, he bangs them, then they find out that he doesn't have a lot of money and it ends.

it is a great system for him.

tem said...

assuming the girl doesn't already have a guy or a sugar daddy a girl is always looking for a sugar daddy.

tem said...

and the more they say they don't want a sugar daddy the more they really do want a sugar daddy.

science.

BLUE said...

no, bartenders and waitresses don't date.

The Meiz said...

When my friend moved back from AZ she banged bartenders for a while. She's a super thirsty hopeless romantic.

tem said...

chicks can bang anyone they want at any time.

my line of argument only goes for female bartenders and males picking them up.

kod said...

I thought I had the worlds worst dishwasher at my new place, shit wasn't cleaning at all


turns out, rinse aid is not the same thing as dishwasher detergent; glad that only took me about 2 months to discover

also learnt; sometimes places have light switches that control outlets, that was an embarassing repair call


it's been a humbling 2013 for sure

kod said...

I hit on a bartender one time; back when I was a freshman at Madison

It did not work out; probably didn't help that I looked 12

BLUE said...

" sometimes places have light switches that control outlets"

usually those outlets are upside down

The Meiz said...

"also learnt; sometimes places have light switches that control outlets"

Jesus, Kod.

Aitch said...

"so bartenders don't date?"

I see Blue is playing the role of Keith today...

I didn't say bartenders don't date. However, they typically don't date customers they meet at their workplace.

You forget that I'm friends with a TON of bartenders

Aitch said...

"my line of argument only goes for female bartenders and males picking them up."

Mine too. Thought this went without saying.

Aitch said...

"also learnt; sometimes places have light switches that control outlets"

Jesus, Kod.

^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

why would she want you to meet her at a bar at 10 AM???


I just figured she was a raging alcoholic!

Jugdish said...

i was getting my hairs cut yesterday and kind of zoning out in the chair. when she was done i asked her to trim my eye brows also...turns out she already did.

BLUE said...

"I didn't say bartenders don't date. However, they typically don't date customers they meet at their workplace."

where do they meet people?

The Meiz said...

Other bars?

BLUE said...

just not ones they work at

BLUE said...

or, maybe just not when they are working at the bar they work at

Jugdish said...

match.com

BLUE said...

whatever happened to the united negro college fund?

The Meiz said...

It still exists, I think.

Keef said...

i know frank oz from the muppets. didn't realize he was yoda too

The Meiz said...

Shit, I forgot to get a bobblehead explanation from Kod.

Keef said...

Free-agent center Dwight Howard is hoping to make a decision on which team he will sign with by this Friday, a source close to the talks told ESPN's Adam Schefter.




Hahaha yeah right. That attention whore can never make a decision quickly

Keef said...

They then searched the $1,200-a-month apartment in Franklin on June 26, according to search warrant records at Wrentham District Court. Among the findings were a white hooded sweatshirt and a cranberry-colored cap in a bedroom, the documents said.




Aaron Herklandez

The Meiz said...

Took me a minute to get that. Not bad.

BLUE said...

I don't get it

The Meiz said...

something about a white hood

Keef said...

Blue is the new tembagger

BLUE said...

seriously have no idea what you're talking about

BLUE said...

oh, shit now I see it

BLUE said...

i'm a fucking moron

Aitch said...

"whatever happened to the united negro college fund?"

Uncle Joey, I heard a commercial for them this morning on the way to work. They just go by the acronym UNCF (not to be confused with UNICEF).

I thought about how much flak there would be over a United Caucasian College Fund.

Aitch said...

"just not ones they work at"

This.

Aitch said...

Do you know any female bartenders, Blue? NS.

If so, ask them if I'm right or if I'm crazy.

BLUE said...

no, the ones I asked out always shot me down

BLUE said...

Celtics hired the coach from Butler


guess that 90 year contract he signed was worthless

Freak is sad

The Meiz said...

Goddamn Brewers game started at 5:00CT

tem said...

Anchorman is awesome

The Meiz said...

Got that Yeezus!

Keef said...

new jay z tomorrow, i think

The Meiz said...

I have the new Jay, too.

It's incredible.

NS

tem said...

Where will stevens be coaching after he flames out in the NBA? Perfect scapegoat for Danny Ainge's rebuilding years. #3yearstops

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