Monday, June 10, 2013

Monday

only KO of the card I think

Thiago Splitter? More like Thiago Bed Shitter, amirite guys?

dem tits pic

dem tits gif

80 comments:

BLUE said...

and spiff is back

El Padrino said...

finally some tits

BLUE said...

but where's dat ass?

El Padrino said...

wall

Aitch said...

Good morning, bitches

Aitch said...

"but where's dat ass?"

It's still early in Arizona

El Padrino said...

Wall

it's Dusty in here said...

The winning word at the 1940 National Spelling Bee was "therapy."

Meeez said...

And now we know how LP won a spelting contest

El Padrino said...

LP's

El Padrino said...

The winning word at the 1940 National Spelling Bee was "therapy."

looks right to me

Meeez said...

"LP's"

Remember when you gave me the side eye a while back when I said I wanted a new turntable? Yeah.

Aitch said...

Big morning

Meeez said...

How much does T-Mac hate basketball nowadays? He gets off the court ASAP at the end of games he gets some run in.

Meeez said...

How much does T-Mac hate basketball nowadays? He gets off the court ASAP at the end of games he gets some run in.

it's Dusty in here said...

I used to like chad johnson, but he's a fucking clown. Dude needs to get his shit straight

BLUE said...

my shit usually curls, if it's long enough

Meeez said...

This lady truck driver looks like a goddamn chimp.

it's Dusty in here said...

my shit usually curls, if it's long enough



Maybe it would be straighter if you played NCAA

BLUE said...

doubtful

Aitch said...

BRUINS!

Aitch said...

BLACKHAWKS!

Aitch said...

Stanley Cup finals!

it's Dusty in here said...

::FLANK STARE!::

tem said...

go Penguins

tem said...

i think I will cheer for the Bruins this go round.

El Padrino said...

yes!

El Padrino said...

the cooler!

El Padrino said...

you should work in vegas professionally - casino's pay people for your talent

Meeez said...

I just had a guy call my phone to no avail, eleven times in a row. That's a record for consecutive missed calls.

it's Dusty in here said...

why don't you answer it?

it's Dusty in here said...

Maybe it's the radio station calling you to tell you that you've won money

it's Dusty in here said...

You should answer "Hit paydirt with K-DIRT"

Meeez said...

"why don't you answer it?"

Lunch break. As soon as you do something that has to do with work, it's game over. Drivers start sweating me hard if they see me help somebody else. They're like children.

tem said...

they are pains in the asses?

Meeez said...

Some idiot drivers are yooge pains in the asses. Our onion guy tomorrow will be annoying as all get out. He acts like he's never made a delivery before.

it's Dusty in here said...

Lunch break. As soon as you do something that has to do with work, it's game over. Drivers start sweating me hard if they see me help somebody else. They're like children.


OIC. I thought you were talking about your cell phone

tem said...

maybe work pays for his cell now.

Meeez said...

Ha. Good one, Tem

it's Dusty in here said...

Sysco gives everyone else in the company a cell phone stipend except me.


/mize

Meeez said...

Only long haul drivers.

tem said...

what the fuck Heinz? LP splain please.

tem said...

if LP tolt* me to buy heinz it was his first miss.

Meeez said...

"Shares of Heinz will stop trading after the stock market closes Friday."

Meeez said...

Sell, Mortimer! SELL!

Meeez said...

Heinz was sold on Friday or something.

Meeez said...

Good lord, people love the Violent Femmes around here. I don't know how they're not a free show at Summerfest.

tem said...

Yeah I lost like 9 dollars on it.

Meeez said...

Devastating

it's Dusty in here said...

That's like 1 1/2 spicy italian subs

El Padrino said...

i never told you to buy heinz

buffet bought heinz

El Padrino said...

berkshire hathaway

it's Dusty in here said...

fucking ketchup

BLUE said...

xbox one on pre-order EP

it's Dusty in here said...

I boat* another 12 months of Xbox Live yesterday. I don't know why

BLUE said...

for NCAA

BLUE said...

i'll play NCAA '14

El Padrino said...

"xbox one on pre-order EP"

sick didnt know that was available yet

it's Dusty in here said...

0% you'll get it

El Padrino said...

100%

El Padrino said...

its the true reason i didnt buy one now

El Padrino said...

shit is an entertainment center, i'm getting rid of cable once i get that can run with my apps tv and xbox one

everything i need right thur*

BLUE said...

well except for live sports

Meeez said...

I'm not getting an XBOX One. Microsoft really fucked up bad with it.

it's Dusty in here said...

its the true reason i didnt buy one now



So the reason you didn't buy one for the last 5 years that you kept talking about going to buy one is because of the new one coming out? OK

BLUE said...

magic Johnson hates bill simmons

it's Dusty in here said...

The Patriots are signing Tim Tebow and expect him to be at minicamp Tuesday, sources told ESPN's Ed Werder.


hahahahahaha

Spaceman Spiff said...

congrats on tebowski H


tebowski!!!

BLUE said...

bill simmons: "is it a concern that the heat can just 'flip the switch' and get going"

Magic: what you call flipping the switch, I call feeling the other team out and understanding what you can and can't do. I totally agree with Jalen

BLUE said...

TEBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aitch said...

Tesus Christ. Why!?

Meeez said...

You know good & damn well why.

Aitch said...

O:FB

Meeez said...

Precisely

El Padrino said...

tuesday asshole

El Padrino said...

So the reason you didn't buy one for the last 5 years that you kept talking about going to buy one is because of the new one coming out? OK


your timeline is waaayyyy off - red circle of death occured march of 2011

El Padrino said...

"Microsoft really fucked up bad with it."

whatchutalkinboutwillis?

El Padrino said...

fucking belichick

El Padrino said...

whats with the grizzlies, witherspoon can coach sign that fucker

El Padrino said...

good talk

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