Friday, June 07, 2013

I like these quiet little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven.

Is it really surprising to people that the goverment is phone tapping us?  Thought that was standard.  Give it a rest no one gives a shit about your mundane conversations and it's not like people actually listen to them anyway.  All that shit is dropped into a computer program and the program sorts out anything they should be concerned about.  Patriot Act motherfucker.  Shits been going on since 01' fools.

Lonely Island is hilarity

god damn korean dry cleaner stealing my brass collar stays, fucking whore

I think the best frozen ice treat out there is the classic Haagen Dazs chocolate covered vanilla ice cream stick the one covered in the peanuts.  Basically a gussied up king cone on a stick minus the cone obviously.  I have been craving the WWF old school ice cream treats for some time now, still unavailable at the moment it seems as if they are extinct.  I see that's an agnle that Punk is playing.....interesting.

This may be incredibly dumb of me but i refuse to force my kid to wear a bike helmet.  Refuse.

What happened to sundress month?  Did I miss that?

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Aitch said...

How is is your kid again?

NS

ToddPacker said...

"How is is your kid again? " seems S

I miss her musk said...

what

I miss her musk said...

you notice that magic johnson hates bill simmons?

he never directly talks to him sometimes completely ignoring his comments

BLUE said...

i think everyone hates bill simmons

I miss her musk said...

bosh is garbage

BLUE said...

he's worse* then* garbage

Aitch said...

*How old is

I miss her musk said...

lebron had good numbers with the tpd but he needs to score more

isnt that obvious to like everyone?

I miss her musk said...

my kids are 5 and 2

BLUE said...

he definitely needs to score more, at least 5 more points

I miss her musk said...

PUIG!

I miss her musk said...

some idiot bought bgep a cake pop maker set thing and now there are friggin cake pops all over the place

everytime i walk by one i eat it, get these things out of here man

BLUE said...

cake pops

I miss her musk said...

fucking cake pops

it's Dusty in here said...

you notice that magic johnson hates bill simmons?



I noticed it when tem broat* it up months ago

I miss her musk said...

rehash

BLUE said...

yeah, we never talk about the same things over and over

BLUE said...

going to get some fine limited release whiskey tomorrow morning.


I miss her musk said...

suite

Aitch said...

Whiskey is magnificent.

I miss her musk said...

whiskey is for soda or 50/50

/meiz

Jugdish said...

yeah, we never talk about the same things over and over



that's right, colov

BLUE said...

this is the limited release

I've had some of their past snowflake batches and they are awesome.

BLUE said...

this is why black people don't swim

it's Dusty in here said...

Only about 5% of people have room in their mouth for wisdom teeth.

it's Dusty in here said...

yeah, we never talk about the same things over and over



Just giving tem credit for the story

it's Dusty in here said...

going to get some fine limited release whiskey tomorrow morning.




I made myself a whiskey on the rocks last night. I'm learning mad recipes with this bartending gig


/LP

it's Dusty in here said...

gonna be 112° today. woe

it's Dusty in here said...

Two life coaches who hosted a radio show called "The Pursuit of Happiness" apparently committed suicide together in their Brooklyn apartment, police said.
Motivational speaker John Littig, 48, and his common-law psychotherapist wife, Lynne Rosen, 46, were found with plastic bags over their heads and a tube attached to a canister of helium, according to police.



fucking life coaches

BLUE said...

maybe they were just trying to get high

Meeez said...

"fucking life coaches"

Fake it until you gotta kill yourself

it's Dusty in here said...

maybe they were just trying to get their voice really high pitched

Meeez said...

"maybe they were just trying to get high"

Possible, but I've been told ever since I could comprehend things that you should never ever ever put a plastic bag over your head because death.

it's Dusty in here said...

There was a suicide note from bolth of them

it's Dusty in here said...

Possible, but I've been told ever since I could comprehend things that you should never ever ever put a plastic bag over your head because death.



Yeah, but then we're also told to wait 30 minutes to swim after you eat. We all know now that's bullshit

Jugdish said...

Yeah, but then we're also told to wait 30 minutes to swim after you eat. We all know now that's bullshit



also the one about forcing your kid to wear a helmet

/Lp

it's Dusty in here said...

ha

it's Dusty in here said...

and letting your kid sit 6" from the TV

it's Dusty in here said...

I am 99% sure I nerve* wore a bike helmet

Jugdish said...

i didn't either


Jugdish said...

i did


/steve

I miss her musk said...

im 100% sure

Meeez said...

I was offended as hell when the MPD made me wear a helmet for this little bike clip I was on the news for when I was young. I was out there looking like a herb on my Schwinn.

it's Dusty in here said...

im 100% sure



we you watching me? creep

Meeez said...

Otherwise, no helmet zone over here. Smashed my melon many times doing stunts & shit.

it's Dusty in here said...

When I lived in Utar, we had a giant field right behind us. The 2 neighbor kids were competitive BMX riders, so they had made a ginormous BMX track on that field with all kinds of jumps and shit. It was pretty suite.

it's Dusty in here said...

Then the fucking Mo's went and built an LDS church in that field.

it's Dusty in here said...

There was another field nearby that was an onion field. Me & my friends spent many a Saturday nights bombing the fuck out of that church and parking lot with onions.

Meeez said...

Somebody on the radio put it perfectly yesterday.

"When I was a kid, my neighborhood was like a circus every single day in the summer"

Meeez said...

"There was another field nearby that was an onion field."

Utah Onions!

One of our vendors.

I miss her musk said...

"When I was a kid, my neighborhood was like a circus every single day in the summer"

for real, still like that here
just the kids are al qaeda squids and gooks

I miss her musk said...

ONIONS!

/rafferty

it's Dusty in here said...

raftery

BLUE said...

nerve wore a bike helmet

no kids wear helmets to ride their scooters and shit

Aitch said...

"I was out there looking like a herb"

Had nothing to do with the helmet

it's Dusty in here said...

heyoooooooooooo

Meeez said...

I quit

Aitch said...

See ya in a few days

BLUE said...

blocked

it's Dusty in here said...

/unfriend

Meeez said...

Alladat

Meeez said...

I will be facing disciplinary actions in the near future for being late today. I had to shit so bad, I couldn't leave the house. I can't wait to see what this entails.

Meeez said...

I'm rooting for a 1 day suspension.

Meeez said...

Because this is middle school.

it's Dusty in here said...

that's hilarity

it's Dusty in here said...

how late is late

Aitch said...

How late? How many times have you been late? When was the last time you were late?

Aitch said...

"Because this is middle school"

Middle school kids get dropped off by parents or a bus, so they're on time.

Meeez said...

I was 10 minutes late. I've had a late punch 5 times in the past 12 months. Oh well.

Meeez said...

"Middle school kids get dropped off by parents or a bus"

My ass walked.

it's Dusty in here said...

I was 10 minutes late. I've had a late punch 5 times in the past 12 months. Oh well.



What's considered late? 7 minutes?

it's Dusty in here said...

I think at HD "late" is if you clock in 8 minutes late or more

Meeez said...

"What's considered late? 7 minutes?"

One minute. I was told by HR when I was hired both for Customer Service and this position, we had the 7 minute window thing. My boss then tells me in November or December that you're late if you punch in one minute late. So, my rules are different than all the other office staff.

it's Dusty in here said...

That's because you're a special case

it's Dusty in here said...

I would imagine that HR has higher ranking than your boss

Meeez said...

Must be. Or a 2nd class employee.

Meeez said...

"I would imagine that HR has higher ranking than your boss"

He handles his own staff's payroll. It's all pretty shady, if you ask me.

Jugdish said...

wall

Meeez said...

So this Carlos Rodon kid that pitches for NC State is projected as the #1 overall draft pick next year.

The Brewers drafted him in 2011 and he wouldn't sign.

Aitch said...

"My boss then tells me in November or December that you're late if you punch in one minute late. So, my rules are different than all the other office staff."

Different or not, you know the rules. If you're late, You have no excuse. 5 times is worthy of some tour if disciplinary action IMO. Tardiness in the workplace is also a pet peeve of mine.

it's Dusty in here said...

The dude who was picked #1 yesterday was drafted #8 last year by the goddamn Pirates andhe didn't sign.

Aitch said...

*some form

it's Dusty in here said...

aitch is on his high zorse

Jugdish said...

Tardiness in the workplace is also a pet peeve of mine.



like late blog posts

/Lp

it's Dusty in here said...

If you're late, You have no excuse.



But, he had to poop!

Aitch said...

"aitch is on his high zorse"

Not at all. I just think the work ethic in this country has gone to shit. People show up late, leave early and then complain when they don't get raises or promotions. And it is always someone else's fault.

it's Dusty in here said...

tell us how it was when you were younger, grandpa

Aitch said...

Not to pick on Meiz, but his story and justification attempt is a perfect example. Rather than say yes I was late and I'll accept the consequences, he notched that his rules are different than the rest of the company's.

Aitch said...

"tell us how it was when you were younger, grandpa"

Not what I'm saying at all, but I've also had a job since I was 15. I saw how the last generation approached their work versus how our generation does and the difference is laughable and pitiful.

I miss her musk said...

what an odd comment

Aitch said...

Even your sarcastic ass can't disagree with that, Keith. The sense of entitlement I'm the workplace is ridiculous.

I miss her musk said...

you think our work ethic is bad go to europe or better yet the mediterranean

it's Dusty in here said...

Not to pick on Meiz, but his story and justification attempt is a perfect example. Rather than say yes I was late and I'll accept the consequences, he notched that his rules are different than the rest of the company's.



That's mize, aitch. You should know that by now

I miss her musk said...

we're #1 (china dont count, communist)

USA USA USA USA

Aitch said...

"what an odd comment"

How so? NS

Meeez said...

Brewers draft picks.

Nomar Garciapaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Hunter Pence

Aitch said...

"That's mize, aitch. You should know that by now"

We can say that about must things, but sadly his view in this is not all that uncommon.

Aitch said...

*most

I miss her musk said...

"How so? NS"

how do you have the pulse of America's work ethic?

that was just meiz being andy, it wasnt a temp of the country's work ethic

drama king

Aitch said...

"how do you have the pulse of America's work ethic?"

Observation and personal experience.

Meeez said...

"Rather than say yes I was late and I'll accept the consequences"

Do you think I would do anything other than that?

This serves as a place to maybe say things you wouldn't otherwise vocalize. To think that I'd whine and complain to my boss about me being late and it being unfair is preposterous.

I miss her musk said...

i got a guy always blaming someone else and other things of that ilk - his work ethic is fine - he's just a miserable person who cannot adapt to change

Meeez said...

Maybe put the mat away.

it's Dusty in here said...

that was just meiz being andy, it wasnt a temp of the country's work ethic

drama king



This is my thought, too

Aitch said...

And like you never make blanket statements like you're an expert.

I miss her musk said...

tell em meiz

it's Dusty in here said...

Observation and personal experience.




Maybe it's just chowdas who have bad work ethic

Jugdish said...

you think our work ethic is bad go to europe or better yet the mediterranean



have you ever been to europe or better yet the mediterranean?

Meeez said...

"Not what I'm saying at all, but I've also had a job since I was 15."

I've had a job since I was 13, one upper.

it's Dusty in here said...

I'm not saying there aren't people out there who are lazy and bitch about things they have no reason bitching about re: their work. But to generalize that how our generation approaches work is "laughable and pitiful" it probably misguided

Aitch said...

"Maybe it's just chowdas who have bad work ethic"

Maybe

I miss her musk said...

"And like you never make blanket statements like you're an expert."

these eyes have seen

Jugdish said...

I've had a job since I was 13, one upper.



my niece has had one since she was 12


s

it's Dusty in here said...

I was waiting for a jug's niece comment

Aitch said...

"have you ever been to europe or better yet the mediterranean"

No, but I go to authentic Italian restaurants and that's basically the same thing.

/EP

I miss her musk said...

"have you ever been to europe or better yet the mediterranean?"

no but i read about them

i know a little about alot

Aitch said...

"to generalize that how our generation approaches work is "laughable and pitiful" it probably misguided"

When in Rome

I miss her musk said...

where has that "quality of life" attitude in terms of working and manufacturing got them?

euro crisis

major contributor

I miss her musk said...

is meiz and aitch part of a different generation than me and keef?

it's Dusty in here said...

I wonder if the prior generation had anyone who was lazy about their work and felt entitled

I miss her musk said...

we are Gen X i think

Aitch said...

"I wonder if the prior generation had anyone who was lazy about their work and felt entitled"

Obviously they did. Don't be silly

Jugdish said...

we are Gen X i think



HA!

/tp

I miss her musk said...

they are gen y

Meeez said...

we also don't have things like light bulbs that need to be hand made or invented anymore, or asphalt, or telephone technology.

Meeez said...

Generation Y, also known as the Millennial Generation,[1] is the demographic cohort following Generation X. There are no precise dates for when Generation Y starts and ends. Commentators use beginning birth dates from the latter 1970s, or from the early 1980s to the early 2000s


Blessed be.

it's Dusty in here said...

When in Rome


Here's the thing, aitch. You're making this generalization based on what you're seen or experienced or whatever. So, you hear the people who bitch about their work and you hear them find excuses why things aren't their fault. So those stand out in your mind. The people that bust their ass every day, you don't hear/read about them. So you remember what you visualize. And based on that, you're saying that our entire generation is like that.

Take LOV for example. You've got yourself, LP, jug, tem, blue, myself, Tyler, kod & mize. You read mize's comments about how how he's the best worker his position has seen and you see him make complaints about being singled out or whatever. That's one person out of 9 people. Who else here makes those comments or makes comments about entitlement at their job?

it's Dusty in here said...

latter 1970s


What is considered "latter"?

it's Dusty in here said...

I left TP out of that comment. Apologies, Todd

Meeez said...

Hey, don't forget hyperbole.

Meeez said...

"What is considered "latter"?"

I'd say 77-79

it's Dusty in here said...

Hey, don't forget hyperbole.



True. I was just trying to make a point that one out of 10 people making comments like that shouldn't be construed as our entire generation is like that

Meeez said...

True.
I guess my general point was that it's odd to me that while I face all the same standards of punishment, which is expected, I also don't get to reap the same benefits as the other people in my department. It would be nice to be treated as an equal. That's all I really want.

tem said...

5 Times in 12 months = look the other way

Meeez said...

"5 Times in 12 months = look the other way"

Especially for the ones that are 8:31 or 8:32 because I had to shit so bad.

My favorite part is that we have to sign a form acknowledging our tardiness for each late punch. Everybody just pretty much laughs when they get one handed to them.

Meeez said...

Cruel Summer is a terrific song.

it's Dusty in here said...

Especially for the ones that are 8:31 or 8:32 because I had to shit so bad.



Maybe go shit about 2 or 10 minutes earlier

Meeez said...

"Maybe go shit about 2 or 10 minutes earlier"

Can't be done. I go from fine to THIS IS AN EMERGENCY immediately. I cannot control it.

I miss her musk said...

"I go from fine to THIS IS AN EMERGENCY immediately. I cannot control it."

ok cmep

you should re-assess your diet, nothing i eat ever makes me go from ho-hum to im gonna explode shit in a split second

nothing, ever

Meeez said...

It's not the food, my man. I've had this since I was little. My Mom can vouch for that.

I miss her musk said...

irritable bowl syndrome

fucking rueben pfeffier

Meeez said...

The old gf's mom thought I was going & purging during or after every meal I ever had with them.

Aitch said...

So give your boss a note from your mommy. Done and done.

S

Meeez said...

"irritable bowl syndrome"

or spastic colon

I miss her musk said...

your face is spastic

it's Dusty in here said...

maybe you should use that health insurance you have a see a doc

it's Dusty in here said...

and*

Jugdish said...

adult diapers



s

Meeez said...

I'm not really sure what I stand to gain by seeing a doctor. It'll just be something that'll cost me money. I guess that's what's kept me from going.

it's Dusty in here said...

Yeah, sometimes you gotta pay to get better. Flaw in the system

Meeez said...

Biggest flaw ever.

I miss her musk said...

"It'll just be something that'll cost me money."

your the worse* with this

Aitch said...

Preventing myself fromnl having to shit uncontrollably is something I'd probably want to spend money on

Aitch said...

Especially if it made me late to work.

S

Aitch said...

I'm currently getting paid $31/hr to sit outside a hotel and do nothing.

eow

it's Dusty in here said...

is that getting you the attention you crave?

Meeez said...

"is that getting you the attention you crave?"

No, but his Jack In The Box costume is working.

Meeez said...

"I'm currently getting paid $31/hr to sit outside a hotel and do nothing."


Your work ethic is laughable and pitiful. The previous generation would have been replacing bricks in that building while they waited.

Jugdish said...

The previous generation would have been replacing bricks in that building while they waited.



this made me laugh

it's Dusty in here said...

"I'm currently getting paid $31/hr to sit outside a hotel and do nothing."


All the locals are like, wait, wtf is jared loughner doing in that car?

it's Dusty in here said...

this made me laugh


^^

I miss her musk said...

lolz

Aitch said...

"The previous generation would have been replacing bricks in that building while they waited."

Well played

Meeez said...

Norway blowed up one of their navy ships today. Missile test

BLUE said...

fucking norway

Jugdish said...

they invented norse code. i know a little about a lot

/Lp

it's Dusty in here said...

awesome

it's Dusty in here said...

wall

tem said...

Words

it's Dusty in here said...

Did you guys NCAA the current week yet?


(S)

Aitch said...

I leave for a bit and everyone clams up...

Jugdish said...

you gave us gems

Meeez said...

I decided to catch up on my work for a while.

it's Dusty in here said...

maybe we all left and you clammed up

Meeez said...

Awesome, bossman is on vacay next week so his boss will be in here in the mornings takin' care of business.



SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Meeez said...

Starving for a burger tonight.

it's Dusty in here said...

Starving for a burger tonight, but not something that'll cost me money

*fized

Aitch said...

Break out the Foreman

Meeez said...

Pan fried it in butter.

Aitch said...

Then spilt* it on your shirt

ToddPacker said...

"we are Gen X i think



HA!

/tp"

I'm a proud Gen X'er

Meeez said...

"Then spilt* it on your shirt"

Ah, well. Shit happens in the kitchen. The best part about having an expensive high performance shirt is that they actually come clean because of the fabric.

tem said...

I brok e my lawn mower....fixed it with duck* tape. And i need to use needle nosed plyers to start it. Definitely the biggest redneck in the neighborhood

Meeez said...

Re-doing the starter coil should only run you 25-35 dollars.

tem said...

My fix was 0 $

Meeez said...

Well, if you want to start your lawnmower with a pliers, that's your business.

Aitch said...

Yay Bruins

Aitch said...

Good night, kids.

it's Dusty in here said...

I leave for a bit and everyone clams up...


weird that you left for a bit as soon as people brought up valid counters to your argument about our generation being lazy. must have been a coincidence

it's Dusty in here said...

I brok e my lawn mower....fixed it with duck* tape. And i need to use needle nosed plyers to start it. Definitely the biggest redneck in the neighborhood


funny you say that. a couple months ago i broke mine in a similar way. the choke get stuck so i have to use pliers. and i had to use duck* tape to tape the choke line to the frame of the mower

tem said...

I also broke the string. ..I duck taped that too

Meeez said...

"funny you say that. a couple months ago i broke mine in a similar way. the choke get stuck so i have to use pliers"

You have a choke on your lawnmower? Leading me to think you have a 2-cycle lawnmower?

it's Dusty in here said...

My bad, it's the throttle and throttle cable. I'm retarded

it's Dusty in here said...

There is a brace that holds the throttle cable so that when you pull the handle down, it holds it in place. That piece broke so I had to duck* tape it. And the cable isnt working properly so it's not pulling the throttle open when I try to start it

Jugdish said...

wall

Aitch said...

Wall

it's Dusty in here said...

Shitty ending to the third period for jug

Aitch said...

Ouch. That sucks

it's Dusty in here said...

Bold

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