Tuesday, June 04, 2013

Go Heat

I'm going to buy a Heat T-shirt....that will guarantee a Spurs title.

Had a baby. She has lots of hair. I'd post a picture but Meiz would quit.

Get to go home today. Have to cut the grass. I think I'll have the baby do it. About time she starts pulling her weight.

Had very few hot nurses this weekend. Two cute ish married nurses, 1 hot young nurse and about 15 not hot nurses.

Awesome wife seems to let me sleep during the night. Baby is a decent sleeper so far. I guess that is going to change.

102 comments:

BLUE said...

congrats tem

BLUE said...

she's "letting" you sleep right now...a week down the road, you're going to start hearing about it, so you may as well offer to sit up with her while she feeds in the middle of the night

BLUE said...

blue always got up with the kids in the middle of the night, mostly because he can go right back to sleep where as cmblue has trouble falling back asleep once awoken

BLUE said...

it was common for me to fall asleep whilst feeding the baby, not the safest scenario, but nobody ever died

Aitch said...

Baby stuff sounds fun...

tem said...

I am definitely waiting for the other shoe to drop.

tem said...

Bruins looking good. Sweep upcoming?

BLUE said...

is that figure skating?

Aitch said...

"Bruins looking good. Sweep upcoming?"

I hate you.

Aitch said...

Just don't buy any Bruins gear, please. In fact, I beg you!

BLUE said...

aitch has effectively said he never wants to see Tem again

tem said...

I don't own any hockey stuff except some blue jackets hats that were free. I could get a Bruins jersey. I hear 87 for them is good.

I miss her musk said...

"Baby stuff sounds fun..."

eat glass bitch

/meiz

BLUE said...

and drink bleach

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

cmtem an tem are prepared to be parents. Full support of them having kids. Good for them. Their children are unlikely to be societal burdens.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Same with the rest of you guys.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Not me & H though.

All due respect.

Keef said...

What about your sister

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Considering she was out getting shitfaced while pregnant, and her boyfriend smokes a ton of weed, and has no bank accounts or credit...

I can't wait to witness that trainwreck.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

And she plans on letting the kid have his last name. That doesn't sit well with anybody in my family.

I digress.

couldn't care less

BLUE said...

if he smokes a ton of weed, how did he get her pregnant.

marijuana usage makes you impotent, right?

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Are you baiting me or Kod?

BLUE said...

maybe dude has super sperm

BLUE said...

who the hell is kod?

Jugdish said...

Not me & H though.

All due respect.



most states won't allow that yet, but its getting there.


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Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"most states won't allow that yet, but its getting there."

I'm moving to Mass. We'll be cool.

Aitch said...

Even if I was gay, you wouldn't be my type.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

So you're saying there's a type of dude you might be attracted to?

Aitch said...

No. I'm saying you're annoying. Wadr

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

well this is awkward

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

My feelings. So hurt.

Jugdish said...

well at least you know he likes your looks, he just finds you annoying

Jugdish said...

you can work on that

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I never had a chance. :(((

BLUE said...

take that Roger Federer

I miss her musk said...

tennis?

Aitch said...

Lol

Jugdish said...

our drone pilots can do this on their furlough days off

Aitch said...

What's wrong with tennis?

Aitch said...

I'm just busting chops, Meiz. Don't quit.

Jugdish said...

I'm just busting chops, Meiz. Don't quit.



timely post on FB, though


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BLUE said...

fuck face book

Keef said...

Henry Ford’s first car, the Quadricycle, had two speeds, no brakes and couldn’t reverse.

Aitch said...

Fuck your face

I miss her musk said...

blue knows

Keef said...

cmk went to doc today, baby finally flippt*. Which is nice.

Aitch said...

Glad to hear that, Keith!

Jugdish said...

good news keef

Jugdish said...

Browns hope Richardson's setback not a bad sign


setbacks are usually good signs

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"cmk went to doc today, baby finally flippt*. Which is nice."

Upside down?

Keef said...

Upside down?



Yeah.

Keef said...

it's better when they come out head first


(S)

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Got it.

Jugdish said...

wall

I miss her musk said...

looks liek B Shaw finally gonna get his shot

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I wish the Bucks would have sacked up and hired Sam Cassel

I miss her musk said...

bucks should hire Vinny Del Negro

would be funny when you quit on the team in November when he busts out his 11 man rotation and hilariously awful time outs

BLUE said...

I was hoping the nuggets would hire Shaw after Furious George goes to the Clippers

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"bucks should hire Vinny Del Negro"

Good god, no.

Keef said...

bucks should hire Vinny Del Negro



They already hired Brew City Drew

I miss her musk said...

i dont know that guy, sounds like a mascot

Keef said...

Larry Drew

Jugdish said...

An Drew

Keef said...

mize is the best basketball coach in Sconnie but he can't make the team

BLUE said...

#asthma

I miss her musk said...

AHNDREW

/jon miller

I miss her musk said...

god remember when jon miller and joe morgan called baseball games

Jugdish said...

H/Lp...if this works, you might be able to use it for the beth case when it comes up

Keef said...

don't let the door hit you in the as., Gordon Gee

I miss her musk said...

PUIG!

Jugdish said...

gross

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I know a guy that used to drink his wife's breast milk. He's a fuckin' weirdo.

I miss her musk said...

um yeah

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

He'd have her pump him extra bottles to keep in the fridge for himself.

I miss her musk said...

he will murder someone someday

Jugdish said...

Taco Licker is 'Isolated' Case



he better be checked for cancer

/michael douglas

Jugdish said...

Even if I was gay, you wouldn't be my type. #nohomo


fixed

/roy hibbert

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

balls

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

just finished an interview for this spot I've been waiting to open up. I feel pretty good about it. It would allow me to quit HD

Keef said...

Everyone here is saying it's mine. I don't like that

Jugdish said...

good luck, man! leaving HD would be suite

Jugdish said...

were there any "walk away" questions?

Jugdish said...

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Keef said...

none of those

Keef said...

I just dropped the mic and walked out


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ToddPacker said...

good luck, keith

Keef said...

thanks Todd

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I need to find a new position to pursue at work, myself. No clue what, though. Been thinking about street sales.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I really regret not interviewing with Fleet Farm last year, but oh well. Lemme see what they have open now.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I should man up & apply for this

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

In fact, fuck it. I'm applying for this shit.

Keef said...

worst thing is they say no

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Exactly. My buddy applied for an assistant store manager's position back in 08 as a lark, and get the job. Now he's the store manager and doing well. And that was with less than a year of retail experience. I have 6 of those.

Keef said...

Wava beat Boise, wava now #1

Jugdish said...

good morning

Jugdish said...

keef, when do you find out about that yob?

Aitch said...

When they call me

/Keith

I miss her musk said...

what job is it

I miss her musk said...

players union will stop this

braun, arod 100 game suspensions possibly

BLUE said...

go

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