Friday, June 28, 2013

Do you feel in charge?

Last day of posting for two weeks.  So no gems for awhile.  Also find someone else to post the next two fridays because I don't even turn on the TV when away let alone a computer.

Starting my Mandatory Time Away vacation.  2 weeks.  Will be vacationing local for a week just hanging around then to Ocean City, Maryland the second week.

Things I like to do at Ocean City are:
Eat
Lounge
Lay down
Drink adult beverages
Sleep past 6:30am

Things I do in Ocean City that I can't do anywhere else (unless I go where these things are, which I wouldn't) :
Get donuts at the Fractured Prune
Get Boardwalk fries
Get a fried Snicker bar
Get Kohr's soft serve
Eat breakfast at the Dough Roller
Eat crabs at Sneaky Pete's and/or Higgins
Sunset dining on the Bay at Macky's
Pretend I will go parasailing, never sign up to go parasailing
Get wrecked at the pool bar on rum runners
Clear my mind on the balcony in my room when everyone is asleep with a cooler of beer and the ocean breeze

Pretty much everyones go to vacation moves I figure.

What's going on in baseball?  Is Mike Trout still better than Mickey Mantle?

It's not only the green M&M's that make me horny, it's all of them.

I'm on a burger kick.  Very dangerous.

Piece.

165 comments:

Aitch said...

Is balcony sex in the vacation mix, too?

Jugdish said...

Pretend I will go parasailing, never sign up to go parasailing


funny

Jugdish said...

the title for that post should have been "hello 200 lbs"

El Padrino said...

"Is balcony sex in the vacation mix, too?"

those days are over my friend

so sad

El Padrino said...

didnt the Nets give up too much in that deal, 3 frist rounders plus 5 players? for three old dudes

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

depends on who the old dudes are

The Meiz said...

"Worst place to be in the NBA is middle of the pack."

Bucks.

The Meiz said...

"those days are over my friend

so sad"


Cram it in her butt. Sneak attack.

Aitch said...

Exactly

Aitch said...

Um... my "exactly" was about the Bucks, not the butt

BLUE said...

6ers are shooting for the lottery next year

The Meiz said...

"Um... my "exactly" was about the Bucks, not the butt"

Yeah right.

The Meiz said...

"6ers are shooting for the lottery next year"

Yes, yes they are. The shitty Bucks should be doing the same. Instead, they're going to sign Devin Harris, JR Swish, and possibly somebody else because Herb Kohl is a lame duck owner that wants to make money by making the playoffs instead of tearing it all the way down, marketing the team as rebuilding, and getting a new arena built. I can't wait for him to die.

The Meiz said...

And Kohl's a gay elf.

BLUE said...

watching the Knicks pick last night.


SG was great talking about JR swish before the pick. Then they picked Timmy Jr, and everyone went "well guess they aren't re-signing JR smith"

El Padrino said...

PHX SET FOR 118


hi keef

BLUE said...

the interview with Spike Lee was great too

BLUE said...

shane battier seemed very uncomfortable interviewing guys last night

The Meiz said...

I thought Simmons was gold last night

The Meiz said...

cmk must be shoving that kid out her beave today.

BLUE said...

is Jordan really keeping that fucking zeller kid?

BLUE said...

damn that caroline, always fucking up my fridays

The Meiz said...

"is Jordan really keeping that fucking zeller kid?"

I'm not sure he doesn't know Cody didn't play at Carolina.

The Meiz said...

Already got a bite on a craigslist barter post for my 2 extra Polish Sausage bobbles. Suite.

BLUE said...

"I'm not sure he doesn't know Cody didn't play at Carolina."

I guess he probably knows his brother, right?

didn't he see that his brother was a bust

tem said...

anytime you can draft a soft white big man you gotta do it.

The Meiz said...

But this one's the bestest Zeller!

tem said...

cooper manning would be the best zeller.

Keef said...

The Super Soaker was invented by a NASA engineer.

Keef said...

PHX SET FOR 118


hi keef



Good times

Keef said...

I thought Simmons was gold last night



Doc calling him an idiot was funny. That was a weird exchange. They should of* had Simmons talking to Doc, not having the exchange go through Shelly Smith

Keef said...

cmk must be shoving that kid out her beave today.



Maybe later today. I gotta pick her up at 2:00 and take her over to the hospital for them to try some sort of wizardry

The Meiz said...

They've got to have some kind of way to grow babies synthetically by now. No more pain, make it cost a bunch, eliminate Meiz sister bullshit bastards.

The Meiz said...

The world would be a much better place.

El Padrino said...

I gotta pick her up at 2:00 and take her over to the hospital for them to try some sort of wizardry

inducing labor

The Meiz said...

"inducing labor"


LP is a fucking context clues master.

El Padrino said...

blues clues blues clues

The Meiz said...

POOP TIME

BLUE said...

"The Chinese government has decided that happy endings at massage parlors aren’t prostitution and are therefor legal."


/BEAST

BLUE said...

inducing doesn't sound like fun

speeding up labor, fun...inducing no fun


from what I've heard, because inducing seems to take for fucking ever.

BLUE said...

cmblue is already making jokes about standing in line for the 50 shades of grey movie

El Padrino said...

from now until the baby is home and sleeping is the worst

tem said...

"cmblue is already making jokes about standing in line for the 50 shades of grey movie"

should get you laid

tem said...

" I gotta pick her up at 2:00 and take her over to the hospital for them to try some sort of wizardry"

just do a C section.

tem said...

get to hospital at 10am
baby born at 1pm

out of recovery and into your room by 4pm.

BLUE said...

yep...then spend the rest of your life with a hideous scar

BLUE said...

it worked out well for me with the 2nd kid and the C-section.

I went and got lunch and had a beer while cmblue was in recovery

El Padrino said...

the boos for Stern were great, he reveled in it

The Meiz said...

How do you live in Brooklyn and NOT go to Stern's last draft?

tem said...

"yep...then spend the rest of your life with a hideous scar"

i don't have a scar from it.

The Meiz said...

Throw on that John Starks or Anthony Mason jersey we all know you still have in the closet and go to the Barclays for that shit.

tem said...

they did your c-section wierd if you got a scar.

El Padrino said...

lol

El Padrino said...

"How do you live in Brooklyn and NOT go to Stern's last draft?"

yeah totally spaced on this
unacceptable

The Meiz said...

Man.

El Padrino said...

i liked the timmy jr pick too

Keef said...

inducing labor



No. This is not to be induced. That would be next week. They use pitocin for that. This is where they use something to soften the cervix

El Padrino said...

i've softened a cervix or two back in my day

El Padrino said...

BEAST

Keef said...

just do a C section.



I'm not a doctor

tem said...

"just do a C section.

I'm not a doctor"

morgan freeman did one in Robin Hood and he wasn't a doctor either.

Keef said...

i've softened a cervix or two back in my day



fat fingers

Keef said...

morgan freeman did one in Robin Hood and he wasn't a doctor either.



I'm not black

tem said...

"This is where they use something to soften the cervix"

use your penis

tem said...

"I'm not black"

that probably applies to my use your penis advice too

tem said...

i guess find a black guy then.

BLUE said...

yeah, i'll soften her cervix up for you if you need it

Keef said...

use your penis



I already did that 9 months ago

El Padrino said...

mexican food

Keef said...

we had mexican food last night

ns

El Padrino said...

let it work it's magic

El Padrino said...

its

Keef said...

go away, Lance

Keef said...

wall

The Meiz said...

This hangover is sticking around pretty good.

The Meiz said...

Going Here to see These Guys and drink German beer on Sunday.

El Padrino said...

This hangover is sticking around pretty good

from Sunday?

The Meiz said...

Last night, re re.

The Meiz said...

It's gone now, I'm just parched.

Keef said...

re re is awesome

BLUE said...

pimpin ain't easy

The Meiz said...

LP, I see your burgerbusiness.com and raise you foodbeast.com

The Meiz said...

Arizona is the home of Best Western. Who knew?

BLUE said...

keith knew

tem said...

most best western employees knew

BLUE said...

Tom Bodette

BLUE said...

he'll leave the light on for you

BLUE said...

I think that's motel 6, but it's all the same to me

BLUE said...

keith must be massaging the cervix right now

Keef said...

haven't been near a cervix in ages

BLUE said...

fucking sitting here waiting for a wire, so I can do my job...

painful as shit

The Meiz said...

And now I'm eating ice cream

BLUE said...

just keep hitting refresh...refresh...refresh...

The Meiz said...

I haven't done any actual work in 2 hours

Keef said...

Just got my Joey Votto bobblehead delivered.

Keef said...

Kod is grate

Keef said...

Also sent me an injun book, a twins magnetic 2012 calendar, and a Benji State hockey jersey

The Meiz said...

Awesome.

BLUE said...

does the jersey have a cake stain on it?

BLUE said...

way to go kod

Keef said...

Your face has a cake stain

Keef said...

So, yeah, the bobblehead. Kod got ripped off. The only thing that was in the box was the head and the bat. Whoever had it before kod ripped the head & bat off and kept the body

tem said...

That's funny. The bet was for a bobble head not a bobble head body.

tem said...

Fyi Charles is in charge

Jugdish said...

That's funny. The bet was for a bobble head not a bobble head body.



good point

Keef said...

maybe kod is making a threat. using a joey votto head instead of a zorse head

BLUE said...

kod is a lawyer and we all know that lawyers are baseball fans

tem said...

The extras were a nice touch

BLUE said...

"The extras were a nice touch"

until you find out kod wiped his ass with the jersey

The Meiz said...

"kod is a lawyer and we all know that lawyers are baseball fans"

Thanks for the misquote.

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

"Thanks for the misquote."

close enough

BLUE said...

"The New England Patriots are offering anyone with a No. 81 Aaron Hernandez jersey that was purchased at the team's pro shop the opportunity to exchange it for a free jersey of comparable value, the team announced. "

what about a hernandez tattoo?

/h

Keef said...

dr/hospital screwed up and didn't make an appt for cmk

Keef said...

This has by far been one of the worst days. I want to scream and/or punch something or someone.

The Meiz said...

Just uninstalled the old AC. Fucking awful. That was a terrible 35 minutes of my life.

The Meiz said...

"This has by far been one of the worst days. I want to scream and/or punch something or someone."


Don't we get the scream/punch type updates all the time?

Keef said...

Fairly often

The Meiz said...

Right. Like 2x a week for sure.

ToddPacker said...

"Kod is grate"

^^^^^^^^

bobble-head with no body is funny

The Meiz said...

I have a CL sweatshirt I boat for Kod that I need to send him. It's been a year and a half since I got it. Don't know if it will fit though. It's a small.

Aitch said...

Yea, that's probably too big for him

Aitch said...

Go ahead smartasses, find my last angry update.

Keef said...

Seems like that's not the first time you've told us to find your last angry post

BLUE said...

Go ahead smartasses, find my last angry update.

June 28, 2013 at 7:43 PM




Found it!

The Meiz said...

Just because you delete them doesn't mean they didn't exist.

Keef said...

Harvey got a no no goin

BLUE said...

Jinxer

Aitch said...

I never delete anything

The Meiz said...

Relax, just breaking balls.

Aitch said...

I'm relaxed

Keef said...

Good

Keef said...

Gotta go to the hospital at 9 am now

ToddPacker said...

good luck to Keith and cmk

Keef said...

Thx

Aitch said...

I was gonna throw a "woe" at you, but that situation does suck, so I'll refrain.

tem said...

c section and your kid would be a day old already.

Keef said...

It doesn't suck. Just inconvenient

Keef said...

RN is getting way further than I've gotten in a while

The Meiz said...

They got a NURSE doing this shit? Where is a doctor?!?!?

Keef said...

nurse does 99% of the work. doc shows up 5 minutes before the kid pops out

Keef said...

tyler is posts pic of temperature on FB guy

The Meiz said...

My Dad's fucking useless.

Call 1: Did you guys bring home all the tomato cages from the storage unit?

"I don't know"

Call 2: Hey, is my box of bobbleheads still in the closet in the basement?

"I've never seen a box of bobbleheads. What does it look like?"

It's a sizable box labeled ANDY'S BOBBLEHEADS

"I've never seen that"

goodbye

The Meiz said...

FUCKING USELESS

The Meiz said...

So how bad is it that my pregnant sister has blood clots in her left leg and has virtually no blood flow there?

Aitch said...

it doesn't sound good. WADR

Keef said...

11 hours in. still not sure if they're going to admit her

Keef said...

finally admitting her

ToddPacker said...

went here for cmtp's 40th tonight.... unbelievable meal

Keef said...

looks delicious

Keef said...

do they have A-1?

/mize

Keef said...

fucking Caroline

S

Keef said...

Today's RN is a big time chowd. Thicker accent than aitch.

Aitch said...

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Aitch said...

"Today's RN is a big time chowd. Thicker accent than aitch."

I have a friend who lives in Gilbert, but she is not a nurse.

Keef said...

Nice. This lady is from Tewksbury

Keef said...

I told her I know a dude from Attleboro. She said "I hope his name isn't Aaron Hernandez"

NS

Aitch said...

Haha awesome

ToddPacker said...

"I told her I know a dude from Attleboro. She said "I hope his name isn't Aaron Hernandez"

Hernandez is just misunderstood. I'm sure he will be cleared in few days

BLUE said...

Fu king gators

Keef said...

Chowd RN lady is probably the nicest person I've ever met

Aitch said...

She's lying about being a chowd.

/LOV

ToddPacker said...

"Chowd RN lady is probably the nicest person I've ever met"

mize can't be happy about being bumped to #2

Jugdish said...

mize can't be happy about being bumped to #2


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