Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Baby Brain

I think this baby stoled* some of my brain power. I can't believe I forgot it was tuesday. No worries though, because I can type fast. I am like the secretary chick, except good at typing. All joking aside, our secretary chick is terrible. She is getting fired as soon as Blue gets on a plane and makes it to Temhio.


Old Man Strength

My theory on this is that you get it by lifting up kids. At first you are doing lots of reps with a light kid. Then later on it is less reps, but the kid is heavier. Because they squirm like a mother fuck you strengthen all sorts of random muscles. That way once you have like a 8yr old and probably a 4yr old you can go to the gym and bench way more than someone who hasn't worked out in years should have been able to. So pretty soon LP and Blue will be rocking old man strength. TP had it already and may have lost it. He can probably opine as to whether or not it goes away.


Mitts

Nobody chokes quite like Mitts. He invents new ways to do it. Then he gets like a million dollars in prize money for choking, so whatever he is still loaded.


NHL

I am going to test the strength of my jinx power by ordering a Bruins shirt. Unless H pays me $50. If H pays me then I will instead buy a Blackhawks shirt. Unless Jug pays me more than $50. In fact, just auction this shit off. I should Ebay this. The highest bidder chooses what shirt I buy and then basically what team gets the fuck jinxed out of it.


Star Wars

Why didn't the Imperials just blow up the planet that the moon with the rebel base was orbiting around? It would have saved them like 20 valuable minutes. Rebellion crushed. I mean, without the planet that moon is just going to spin away, all sorts of shit would have been fucked up. I want to rewrite and remake a bunch of movies where the bad guys aren't stupid and they win by doing things anyone would think of. Speaking of that...


Movie Franchise Idea

Base the Franchise on the villan. The villan wins each time. Do a back story on a new hero, build up the hero and then have him lose to the villan. You can slowly build the villan's story. Maybe in the third one he can turn good if you want, or maybe he just conquers Earth. Either way, it is about time the bad guys in movies won and got some common fucking sense.


Facebook Stock

The intrawebs tolt* me to buy Facebook stock and that Yoga pants company stock. Is this a good idea?


MLB

About 20 days or so until I have to take off my Pirates hat in shame again. The slide is coming. Usually after the All Star break, so I still have some time to rock the P.

CB

I don't watch college baseball. I don't understand why they don't just jack homeruns all the time. It is aluminum bats for goodness sake. Scores should be like 432 to 311 or something comical like that. Games should take days to play. Pitchers should just throw underhand to save their arms.

I do like watching a bit of the chick's college world series though. I like playing where is the hot girl, because there is one on every teams. I also like it when the game is 2 to 1 but every single person on each team batted over .400 for the year. Some chicks are batting .500 but these ending games are pitchers duels. What the fuck? Is there only like 2 good pitchers in the whole country? Did these girls win games 432 to 311 early in the season and go 50 for 50 in a game??


Mailbox

My work mailbox is filled. Damn.

123 comments:

BLUE said...

"The intrawebs tolt* me to buy Facebook stock and that Yoga pants company stock. Is this a good idea?
"

fuck facebook

BLUE said...

lulu might be a decent stock right now because their CEO just "quit" so the stock price got hammered. Eventually they'll come back strong, once they get past all the see-through pants mess they created.

tem said...

the see through pants were a great idea.

Aitch said...

See through pants?

tem said...

yeah, see through yoga pants.

the high end yoga pants maker made their pants too see through and all the women's complained. it was a big deal.

Aitch said...

Ah. Did not hear of this

BLUE said...

h is not in touch with the yoga pants community

Keef said...

Sorry that see through yoga pants weren't a priority on my vacation.

/h

Aitch said...

You're worse then* a women*

El Padrino said...

"I am going to test the strength of my jinx power by ordering a Bruins shirt. Unless H pays me $50. If H pays me then I will instead buy a Blackhawks shirt. Unless Jug pays me more than $50. In fact, just auction this shit off. I should Ebay this. The highest bidder chooses what shirt I buy and then basically what team gets the fuck jinxed out of it."

now you are using your noodle

El Padrino said...

Sorry that see through yoga pants weren't a priority on my vacation.


lol

El Padrino said...

fuck facebook and fuck lulu

i dont get lulu anyway you can buy yoga pants at any women retail store and for a lot less than what they charge

Me In A Few Months said...

TP still has old man strength. That shit doesn't go away until your 60s.

BLUE said...

"i dont get lulu anyway you can buy yoga pants at any women retail store and for a lot less than what they charge"

and you can buy sneakers at any retail shop for a lot less than nike

El Padrino said...

yeah i get it it's brand but apples/oranges nike is nike you know a pair if you see one

yoga pants i dont see the brand recognition factor in a pair of stretchy pants

Me In A Few Months said...

"and you can buy sneakers at any retail shop for a lot less than nike"

They make $30 Nikes, too.

BLUE said...

"yoga pants i dont see the brand recognition factor in a pair of stretchy pants"

and 40 years ago, somebody would have said the same thing about $100 sneakers

BLUE said...

chucks were made out of canvas

Me In A Few Months said...

Chucks are spendy now.

Me In A Few Months said...

"and 40 years ago, somebody would have said the same thing about $100 sneakers"

For argument's sake, we've had the same stretchy pants technology since 1959. There's no real need for improvement other than a luxury expense/status symbol.

That's my opinion.

ToddPacker said...

"TP still has old man strength. That shit doesn't go away until your 60s."

agreed. old man strength is needed to handle the teenage years too. we were at my parent's house for father's day and sotp punched me in the gut and called me tubby when we in the pool. I had to utilize the old man strength to retaliate.... son of a bitch will think twice before he pulls that shit again

ToddPacker said...

"Chucks are spendy now."

^^^^^^^^^

dotp has like 5 pairs. last time I was in the store we paid almost $50 for chucks. I thought they were much cheaper

Jugdish said...

That's my opinion.


you've always been very opinionated when it comes to stretchy pants

ToddPacker said...

"I don't watch college baseball. I don't understand why they don't just jack homeruns all the time. It is aluminum bats for goodness sake"

NCAA moved to composite bats a few years ago. not as many HRs with composite

El Padrino said...

son of a bitch will think twice before he pulls that shit again

hilarity

El Padrino said...

harvey/wheeler today

Me In A Few Months said...

"dotp has like 5 pairs. last time I was in the store we paid almost $50 for chucks. I thought they were much cheaper"

I remember when I used to wear them and they were like $15. Best compromise ever. Mom & Dad only had to drop $20 tops, and I thought they were fresh shoes.

tem said...

"NCAA moved to composite bats a few years ago. not as many HRs with composite"

makes sense

tem said...

so no to FB and Lulu?

BLUE said...

i'd buy lulu

facebook, not as much

Keef said...

facebook, not as much



There's an old saying in Tennessee. I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again.'

El Padrino said...

i dont know i wouldnt buy either with my money but with your money lulu is speculative at best

still alot of shorters out there i see a large amount of puts going out 4 months with strike prices as low as 50

fucking canadians too

El Padrino said...

the upside is yoga is here to stay and becoming less of a niche market and more of a lifestyle so the growth potential there is positive

i just look at stock picking in a more practical sense and view yoga pants as a big market that can easily be copy catted and mass produced by a fool or by a powerhouse (think of all the sporting good names they all make yoga pants, nike, reebok, under armour, etc.)

now the other items they sell, which those other manaufacters dont sell is thier ticket, becoming the Dicks Sporting Goods of Yoga is their potential

like i said speculative at best

El Padrino said...

if you followed under armour at all from niche market to somewhat of a mini beast you could argue that is the path for lulu

so getting in now is not a terrible idea, could be a wise long term bet assuming of course they stop making see through pants

El Padrino said...

thats all i have to say about that

tem said...

i like it when el pad talks stocks. he sounds like he knows what he is talking about. it is his wheelhouse.

El Padrino said...

Stocks and Sports, LLC

tem said...

maybe you should just do Stocks, LLC

BLUE said...

that made me lol

Keef said...

ha

El Padrino said...

ha

El Padrino said...

the news is mad annoying lately, i find myself ignoring it a great deal

El Padrino said...

also i get headaches alot

tumor?

El Padrino said...

or thyroid

tem said...

i think it is your kids.

they aren't pains in the asses, they are just huge headaches.

tem said...

UFC fighter medical suspensions:

Roy Nelson: Suspended 14 days


Nelson got punched in the face over 100 times and he is good to go in two weeks.

Keef said...

also i get headaches alot

tumor?



9/11

El Padrino said...

but headaches are a pain in the ass

Keef said...

Harvey finna throw a no-no. Congrats LP

Aitch said...

Going for the jinx

tem said...

i just ordered a harvey jersey

tem said...

harvey seems to work fast. i like that.

beurhle was always a favorite of mine, he didn't waste a lot of time.

tem said...

oh, fuck, no no gone.

Aitch said...

Keith has a powerful jinx

Keef said...

oh, fuck, no no gone.



Well motherfucker. I'm sorry, LP

tem said...

LP just wants the win. he isn't greedy.

BLUE said...

"Bosh: Spurs' Green 'won't be open tonight'"

ah, so now you're going to guard him?

BLUE said...

so the first 5 games, you were like, fuck-it that guy won't shoot 66% from 3 point range

Keef said...

Bosh is still in the league?

BLUE said...

it would be the first time Bosh actually guarded anybody in the playoffs

Keef said...

wall

tem said...

I think someone else will be guarding Green.

tem said...

i think i hear Bruce Bowen music

tem said...

should have let ray allen guard him. ray was pissed that his record got beat. ray would have fouled him to stop him from making another.

tem said...

apparently ohio is the long term kidnapping capital of the US.

Keef said...

are we effectively done w/ NCAA

Keef said...

The FBI on Tuesday began a second day of digging in a Detroit-area field in the latest search for the remains of former Teamsters boss Jimmy Hoffa -- an effort spurred by information from an aging reputed mobster.



Hayzeus. Give it up

El Padrino said...

he'll throw one soon

tem said...

"are we effectively done w/ NCAA"

i totally forgot about ncaa.

Keef said...

Not a good 8th inning for Harvey.

tem said...

i shouldn't have gotten that jersey.

Keef said...

fucking tem

Me In A Few Months said...

"fucking tem"

/@Mrs_Tem

tem said...

wtf is Mrs_Tem?

is that cmtem?

El Padrino said...

held on for the win

Me In A Few Months said...

I guess the twitter joke is lost on tem

tem said...

twitter is still for chumps.

Keef said...

fucking twitter

Keef said...

is that still a thing?

Keef said...

gotta buy a new pool vacuum. Another $300. Woe.

El Padrino said...

hahahaha

sorry

El Padrino said...

get that roomba

it's fancy

Me In A Few Months said...

The Poolba.

It's gonna smoke the footlong mozz stick.

BLUE said...

most pool vacuums are like the poolba

Keef said...

get that roomba



I don't think those are waterproof

Keef said...

gonna get the Pentair K60430 Kreepy Krauly Kruiser

Keef said...

The one we have has parts break about 2-3 times a year. With the amount I've spent on replacing individual parts over the past 4 years, I could have boat* a brand new one.

El Padrino said...

I don't think those are waterproof

these exist, might not be called roomba but the same concept throw this tank looking thing in the pool and it vacuums it, even the sides

El Padrino said...

probably out of your price range

Keef said...

these exist, might not be called roomba but the same concept throw this tank looking thing in the pool and it vacuums it, even the sides



Ah. A pool vacuum. Got it.

El Padrino said...

thought you meant like a pool vacuum like with a hose and shit

Keef said...

thought you meant like a pool vacuum like with a hose and shit


Those travel along the floor and along the walls too.

Keef said...

are you talking about those irobot vacuums?

El Padrino said...

google aquabot

that's what im talking about

Keef said...

that's fancy

El Padrino said...

hey look says $300

not sure what type model but you said $300

i seen this in action, was cool

im sure it has cons, everything does but look suite

tem said...

Have the kid do it. Or csils 12yr old boyfriend. He probably needs a summer job now that school is out.

Keef said...

seems like those robot ones would be pain in the asses* because the trash would just build up in the vacuum since there's not a hose. Seems like you would have to empty it a lot.

El Padrino said...

would rather empty it then stand there with a hose in the bah-lazing az sun while i watch my dog shit all over the place

Jugdish said...

he is going to get a yard robot vacuum that picks up shit, a poopba

Keef said...

would rather empty it then stand there with a hose in the bah-lazing az sun while i watch my dog shit all over the place



hilarity. It's not like I stand there holding the vacuum while it goes. Jesus

Keef said...

would rather empty it then stand there


than

Keef said...

Pools have pumps and filters. The pump runs every night. The vacuum has a hose that attaches to the wall of the pool. A bunch of wizardry happens under the pool deck and runs to the pool pump that is about 20 feet away. The pump comes on every night and runs the vacuum and the skimmer. The vacuum picks up stuff and runs it through the filter. All the trash gathers in the filter and I empty that about every other week.

Jugdish said...

looks like a cnp




s

Keef said...

vacuuming the pool is for woman anyway

/LP

Keef said...

Sources: Clips walk away from deal



Good call

/keef

ToddPacker said...

yeezus

Me In A Few Months said...

I'm not happy nobody hooked me up with the Yeezus. I'm not paying $10 for it.

tem said...

Bron and Wade too good to thank a serviceman? He gets James Jones??? Fucking Furlough is rough.

tem said...

Yeezus?

Me In A Few Months said...

Yeezus is the new Kanye West album. It's getting very mixed reviews and I want it.

tem said...

Rap stuff

tem said...

Heat need to put their foot down now.

ToddPacker said...

"I'm not happy nobody hooked me up with the Yeezus. I'm not paying $10 for it."

$11.99 on iTunes

tem said...

Someone needs to tell el tardo that a ton a gray hair doesn't make him any smarter or respected.

Me In A Few Months said...

"$11.99 on iTunes"

$9.99 on Amazon. I don't buy music from iTunes.

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

wed asshole

El Padrino said...

no clue how the spurs lost last night so many chances to put that title away

El Padrino said...

I don't buy music.

*ficced

Jugdish said...

i buy music

Jugdish said...

a few CDs i'll burn from my friends, but for the most part i buy music

BLUE said...

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