Tuesday, June 25, 2013

And the shittiest sports time begins

Well now is officially the shittiest time of the year for sports. It is the middle of the year baseball and ummm, ummm, well the NBA draft is this week. I think soccer is playing? No? Yes? WNBA is still rocking those day games. Yeah, it is a shitty time of the year for sports.

NHL

Well the Bruins used up all their D against the Pens. Either that or the Pens are really soft and the Blackhawks aren't. Speaking of Blackhawks is that a real bird? Is there a Black Hawk? I know there is a Chicken Hawk, but I don't know if a Black Hawk is a real thing. Is it some disguised Indian name? Or did someone just decide that they liked Crows, but Crows is a shitty mascot so they changed it to Blackhawk?


MLB

Pirates looking OK so far. Too streaky of a hitting team though. Soon all the bats will be cold. It'll be a sad day in Mudville then.


UFC

If I was a UFC fighter my nickname would be Badlands. Badlands is a great nickname. My walking in music would be Ground Control to Major Tom. Well that isn't the song;s real name, it is Space Oddity, but not many people know that. I bet you all did though. Anyway, what would your nickname and walk in music be and why??!?!@?!?!?!


Rich People

Rich people spend money like it is their job. I don't even understand how they accumulated any wealth in the first place. They just spend every penny they earn. Fuck that, they spend 125% of every penny they earn. How is this sustainable? I need Dr. Sheldon Cooper in here to figure this out.

Tennis

Nadal lost. I watched the end of the match. I was impressed with how he lost. He was pretty cool about it. He was bummed out, but he didn't throw a fit or anything. He seems like an OK guy.


Sandra Bullock

She seems like a really cool chick. I'd like to hang out with her. Have a beer or whatever.

112 comments:

Aitch said...

"Speaking of Blackhawks is that a real bird? Is there a Black Hawk? I know there is a Chicken Hawk, but I don't know if a Black Hawk is a real thing. Is it some disguised Indian name? Or did someone just decide that they liked Crows, but Crows is a shitty mascot so they changed it to Blackhawk?"

Tembagging at its finest.

Me In A Few Months said...

"Speaking of Blackhawks is that a real bird? Is there a Black Hawk?"

No. This is colov, but my HS was the Grafton Blackhawks. Our logo was badass. It was an cartoonish indian running with a hatchet and a scalp, then the PC police came in and shut it down. There was outrage, but not enough outrage. We are now the Grafton Black Hawks. A bird that doesn't even exist. It should just say Grafton Crows.

tem said...

i don't remember black hawk talk before.

ns

Keef said...

The Atlas Moth’s wingspan can reach up to 62 square inches.

Keef said...

I don't know why it uses square inches whilst talking about wingspan

El Padrino said...

area

Me In A Few Months said...

Weirdos, explain American Potato salad to me.

Keef said...

area



No shit? Is that what square inches measures?

Keef said...

Wingspan isn't area. Wingspan is the distance from the tip of one wing to the tip of the other wing

Keef said...

isn't America potato salad just potato salad?

Keef said...

German potato salad is gross

El Padrino said...

potato salad is gross

german potato salad is good

Jugdish said...

German potato salad is gross


Portuguese potato salad is awesome...all sauced up and served over rice

/aitch

Keef said...

ha

Me In A Few Months said...

German is mustardy, no?

El Padrino said...

no, well not mine or ones i buy, it's oil/vinegar dressing sometimes just oil

there are some variations which are musturdy

El Padrino said...

but mustard >>>>>>>>>>>> mayo

all day

Keef said...

German is mustardy, no?



Not really. It's the vinegar that kills it.

BLUE said...

German is awful, fucking nazi potato salad

BLUE said...

I eat the mustard potato salad

Keef said...

yeah the mustard salad is good.

Me In A Few Months said...

None of it sounds good to me. Maybe I'll have to give it another chance soon.

Me In A Few Months said...

Anybody happen to watch Men vs Food with Sherrod Small & Bobby Kelly? Fuckers were eating non-stop. It was making me miserable.

El Padrino said...

saw 5 minutes and changed it, they pounded out a plate of tater tot nachos in south beach

El Padrino said...

gollum resigned

Me In A Few Months said...

"saw 5 minutes and changed it, they pounded out a plate of tater tot nachos in south beach"

EACH. They had to match each other bite for bite, and the first to quit was the loser. They went until after 2AM.

Me In A Few Months said...

"gollum resigned"

Get the Johnny Walker out!

Keef said...

blue label

Jugdish said...

EACH. They had to match each other bite for bite, and the first to quit was the loser. They went until after 2AM.



food porn

/mize

El Padrino said...

"EACH. They had to match each other bite for bite, and the first to quit was the loser. They went until after 2AM."

right each

that type of show doesnt interest me

Jugdish said...

aitch, here is my mailing address

3304 Hazystone Ln.
Pearland, TX. 77581

Me In A Few Months said...

"food porn

/mize"


Disasterbation

El Padrino said...

"3304 Hazystone Ln.
Pearland, TX. 77581"

that your pepsi blue ride in the driveway?

El Padrino said...

your grass is dying

must be hot as fuck

Me In A Few Months said...

El PaDrone-o

Jugdish said...

El PaDrone-o



nice

Jugdish said...

that blue car is in my neighbor's driveway...my house is the one on the right. old pic

Jugdish said...

and our grass looks a lot better now

Jugdish said...

that pic is from before hurricane ike...we only have one tree in our front yard

Me In A Few Months said...

The Band Perry is just cranking out hits. Incredible.

Jugdish said...

must be hot as fuck



this part is true

BLUE said...

The Band Perry is just cranking out hits.


False

tem said...

"The Band Perry is just cranking out hits. Incredible."

they have to before Country Fans all realize that the dudes are gay and before the chick loses her voice.

she is going to sound terrible in 4 years.

tem said...

all potato salad sucks

Keef said...

jug's street has a nipple

tem said...

so you can milk it?

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

closing on the other house in about an hour...that will be a relief

Me In A Few Months said...

"all potato salad sucks"

Good to hear.

Keef said...

what if it had cake in it?

Me In A Few Months said...

We really have nothing to talk about

Me In A Few Months said...

I still need to transplant my plants into buckets. This spring and summer has been awful. I've harvested 2, count 'em, two beans. Not 2 bean plants, 2 beans.

Keef said...

I got about a 5 lb freezer bag full of green beans from my mom's garden

Aitch said...

We're boring lately. Just saying.

Keef said...

do something dumb so we have something to talk about

Aitch said...

I'm not knocking anyone. I'm just as boring

Keef said...

I wasn't knocking you. I was serious

tem said...

it is boring sports time. there is nothing we can do.

it is always boring this time of year.

Keef said...

go camp out at casa de Hernandez

Keef said...

Hilarity

El Padrino said...

how was napa blue

El Padrino said...

i want to see this country

Keef said...

USA?

El Padrino said...

yeah i want to road trip it around one day

El Padrino said...

stop in bahstan to take a dump right on boyle st.

Jugdish said...

Closed!

Keef said...

nice

Keef said...

Now I don't have to work!!!!


/cmjug

Jugdish said...

Now I don't have to work!!!!


/cmjug



correct...until school starts again in the fall

Aitch said...

"stop in bahstan to take a dump right on boyle st."

Where's Boyle St?

Me In A Few Months said...

By bunker hill

tem said...

how does the cabby not know where boyle street is? did el pad, el pad the street name?

Keef said...

Boyle St

tem said...

taken 3 is a go. super.

El Padrino said...

fucking charlestown dummy

El Padrino said...

"do something dumb so we have something to talk about"

see:

Where's Boyle St?
/aitch


Done.

tem said...

is it just some dopey side street? looks like a dopey side street.

Keef said...

H is a taxi driver, not a map

Aitch said...

No. EP meant Boylston St, but he's an idiot.

tem said...

that's your opinion.

Aitch said...

next time I make fun of him I will be more clear.

Aitch said...

I'm pretty sure he was trying to refer to one of the major roadways in Boston, not some stupid side road in fucking Charlestown.

Aitch said...

it's funny how he tried to play it off though.

Keef said...

it's funny how he tried to play it off though.



That's his M.O.

Aitch said...

Indeed it is

El Padrino said...

from the movie you ingrates

Me In A Few Months said...

"it's funny how he tried to play it off though."


That's how you get to be veepmeister.

Jugdish said...

wall

Aitch said...

What movie?

Keef said...

what does it matter? He says dumb shit and gets called on it and says he meant something else all the time. It's a cycle

Aitch said...

I know, but I like watching him dig himself deeper

El Padrino said...

The Town

El Padrino said...

maniacs

read a book

Jugdish said...

read a book



you said it was a movie

Aitch said...

And when do they mention "Boyle" St. in The Town?

El Padrino said...

who cares anyway what street is boston i shit on

it's a street, in boston

shit

El Padrino said...

And when do they mention "Boyle" St. in The Town?

watch the movie

Aitch said...

I've seen the movie several times you donkey.

Keef said...

hee haw

Keef said...

Kerry Wood discovered a man's body floating in Chicago's Belmont Harbor while the former Chicago Cubs pitcher was paddle boarding on Monday morning, according to a Chicago Tribune report.



gross

Me In A Few Months said...

Chicken & rice tonight

Keef said...

make sure to throw some hot sauce & spices on that shit. Delicious!


/H

Keef said...

bacon & bell pepper & cheese omelets with some sourdough toast tonight

Jugdish said...

cold, leftover pizza tonight

tem said...

Leftover lasagna.

tem said...

Watching game of thrones started at ep 2 of season 3. Seem ed like a good place

Jugdish said...

It is, the rest is just fluff

Keef said...

Nerds

El Padrino said...

Wednesday asshole

Jugdish said...

the bruins won a title last night, does that help aitch?

Aitch said...

F. U.

BLUE said...

go

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