Thursday, June 20, 2013

2-2

Chael Sonnen doesn't like LeBron James...he was asked who would win a fight between he and LeBron...

B/R: You versus LeBron James at UFC 200. Who wins the fight, and how?

CS: He’d run away faster than his hairline. His hair went North, his talents went South, and his mother went West.

...thought that was funny.

IRS employees getting about 70 million in bonuses...Obama family traveling to Africa with a cost of 100 million; its cool, its cool, I don't mind losing 20% of my pay for 3 months because the budget is so tight. Woe is right, we just don't have high morale around the office these days. Woe!

We find out the gender of our kid next Wednesday...at least what they think they see on the ultrasound...suite! My brother said that before you have the kid you can't picture your life with a kid, then once the kid is here you can't picture your life without one. That true dads? Can't wait!

That's all I have...go!

84 comments:

BLUE said...

Pain in the asses

BLUE said...

"Can't believe he was only 51"

Agree I thought he was much older

BLUE said...

I'm not saying there was any funny business, but he was in Italy, he portrayed a mob boss, maybe the real mafia wasn't impressed with his exploitation, I'm just saying

Jugdish said...

this aaron hernandez stuff doesn't look good

/aitch

Jugdish said...

I'm not saying there was any funny business, but he was in Italy, he portrayed a mob boss, maybe the real mafia wasn't impressed with his exploitation, I'm just saying



italy doesn't have the mob, its just angry italians here in the states. real italians spend their time creating and pefecting olive garden recipes

Jugdish said...

The daughter of former New York Yankees manager Joe Torre made a quick-thinking save Wednesday when she caught a baby who had tumbled off of a second-floor Brooklyn apartment's fire escape, the baseball great has confirmed.



Lp?

El Padrino said...

i guess in the end Tony did die

El Padrino said...

The daughter of former New York Yankees manager Joe Torre made a quick-thinking save Wednesday when she caught a baby who had tumbled off of a second-floor Brooklyn apartment's fire escape, the baseball great has confirmed.

in your face Mariano

El Padrino said...

"My brother said that before you have the kid you can't picture your life with a kid, then once the kid is here you can't picture your life without one. That true dads?"

first, tell your brother thanks for his service to this country

second part is true, not sure about the first i pictured my life to be a pain in the ass and it is so........

El Padrino said...

mentioned this before but ive been watching the sopranos over and over again he was so fucking great

a character you'll remember forever

Jugdish said...

first, tell your brother thanks for his service to this country



thanks...i will do that

Jugdish said...

i have never seen an episode of the sopranos

El Padrino said...

dude

El Padrino said...

you are the dont watch tv guy though so you havent seen alot of shit

El Padrino said...

hey meiz you can have marcum back now

had a nice run

s

Jugdish said...

this is true

Jugdish said...

Bosh tells fans who left: 'Don't come to Game 7′


someone sent in tweet to mike and mike this morning that said something like "the heat fans have showed up to more games than Bosh has in the finals"

tem said...

"My brother said that before you have the kid you can't picture your life with a kid, then once the kid is here you can't picture your life without one. That true dads?"

nope. i could picture my life with a kid. maybe things will change once the kid can do stuff, but for now, i am not really surprised. and i can picture my life without a kid. i have a shitty memory, but i do remember 12 months ago.

tem said...

"i guess in the end Tony did die"

too soon.


also, there goes the idea of a sapranos movie to clear up what happened. unless they just say he died and show stock footage or something.

tem said...

"i have never seen an episode of the sopranos"


^^^ until last week i didn't get HBO. i might start watching this game of thrones thing.

tem said...

" I don't mind losing 20% of my pay for 3 months because the budget is so tight."


maybe you should invade mexico, steal some drugs and sell it?

military is expenses only, where is the revenue? sell some weapons, have a bake sale or do a car wash, get some revenue!

tem said...

"He’d run away faster than his hairline. His hair went North, his talents went South, and his mother went West."

i wonder how long it took him to think this one up. it is great.

Jugdish said...

sell some weapons


the government does sell weapons

Me In A Few Months said...

"They never have 5 for $5 regular sammiches here. It's always 4 for $5. Fucking roast beef"

Hasn't been 5 for 5 since 2005 or 2006 and you needed a coupon for that. It's at least 5 for 5.95. I think I saw it even higher now. Fucking Arbys.

Me In A Few Months said...

"the government does sell weapons"

To the damn terrorists!

Me In A Few Months said...

I wish I had a reason to go to Cabela's or Fleet Farm and blow a bunch of money.

Aitch said...

Great game last night, Jug.

Jugdish said...

Great game last night, Jug.



another OT game...its been a good series. i listened to bits and pieces of the first two periods on the radio and saw the last half of the third and OT

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

A 500 dollar bet on Spain pays 1 dollar to win against Tahiti

El Padrino said...

LOCK

Jugdish said...

Tyler after his 8 am meeting

Jugdish said...

A 500 dollar bet on Spain pays 1 dollar to win against Tahiti



time to build up my centsports account

Jugdish said...

i don't want this to happen to cmjug

Jugdish said...

“If a police officer transmits descriptions beyond clothing color they can be sued for racial profiling,” Thursday’s ad reads. “That’s dangerous for the public and police officers.”




dumb

El Padrino said...

She believes her children think she did “nothing" and that she became outdated and lost her confidence. Her marriage has developed "a faint 1950s whiff," she wrote in her column.

nothing wrong here.

Jugdish said...

i found my new whiskey


/Lp

El Padrino said...

oool

tem said...

"a faint 1950s whiff"

what does that even mean?

El Padrino said...

Y S, C?

Me In A Few Months said...

On the phone with a white girl named Jemimah.

El Padrino said...

whiskey

ToddPacker said...

"On the phone with a white girl named Jemimah."

mize doesn't watch the show Girls

tem said...

yes, i don't know what she means by a faint 1950s whiff.

tem said...

dad drinks scotch when he gets home? she wears dresses? she gets beat? there is a war in korea?

what is she getting at?

tem said...

she is just saying it for shock value and probably doesn't even have a real meaning behind it.

Keef said...

"i have never seen an episode of the sopranos"


yo tambien

Keef said...

Police say Lloyd was dating the sister of the mother of Hernandez's daughter.



Long way to say the sister of his girlfriend. Trying to meet a word count, apparently

Me In A Few Months said...

you guys. the Sopranos is the single greatest television show I have ever seen. When you're watching it's so compelling that you absolutely cannot wait to see what happens in the next episode. And all the crazy storylines that are going on at the same time, man listen.

tem said...

"And all the crazy storylines that are going on at the same time"

sounds like work to keep up with all of that.

i prefer my entertainment dumbed down.

tem said...

Family Guy >> Sopranos

Keef said...

i prefer my entertainment dumbed down.



I share this thought

tem said...

"Long way to say the sister of his girlfriend. Trying to meet a word count, apparently"

maybe they broke up. maybe she is just his baby mama and not girlfriend.

Jugdish said...

i prefer my entertainment dumbed down.



that's why we're here

Keef said...

maybe they broke up. maybe she is just his baby mama and not girlfriend.




maybe

tem said...

maybe they are both his girlfriend and that is why someone had to get shot.

Keef said...

maybe that russian guy did it

Me In A Few Months said...

"I share this thought"

But cartoons are too lowbrow.

Jugdish said...

maybe they are both his girlfriend and that is why someone had to get shot.



do you think he had anything to do with the tony soprano death?

Jugdish said...

But cartoons are too lowbrow.



so is your face

El Padrino said...

you guys. the Sopranos is the single greatest television show I have ever seen. When you're watching it's so compelling that you absolutely cannot wait to see what happens in the next episode. And all the crazy storylines that are going on at the same time, man listen.



tell em

El Padrino said...

so is lebron showing up for all 4 quarters tonight?

El Padrino said...

stern swatting that clips-celts deal

Jugdish said...

howard?

Jugdish said...

In papers related to a divorce filing at the end of 2002, Gandolfini’s wife described increasingly serious issues with drugs and alcohol, as well as arguments during which the actor would repeatedly punch himself in the face out of frustration.


yikes

El Padrino said...

well better than punching her

Jugdish said...

didn't you say you punch yourself n the face from time to time?

Jugdish said...

in

El Padrino said...

once in a blue - to keep the jaw honest

El Padrino said...

havent in awhile

Me In A Few Months said...

Braun's gonna miss another month with his thumb injury. Might as well take the suspension.

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

aaron hernandez destroyed his home security system and his cell phone...still not looking good for him

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

ALL-FEMALE JURY:
Panel Chosen For George Zimmerman Trial



dishes will be piling up

/Lp

El Padrino said...

Spain scorches Tahiti with 10-goal barrage

El Padrino said...

told you

Jugdish said...

did you bet the 500?

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

It is still just Stocks, LLC

Keef said...

But cartoons are too lowbrow.



You don't pay attention

Me In A Few Months said...

"ALL-FEMALE JURY:
Panel Chosen For George Zimmerman Trial"


GUILTY

As well he should be.

tem said...

Meiz thinks a guy I read about is guilty. Pray for me and my family

Keef said...

"He’d run away faster than his hairline. His hair went North, his talents went South, and his mother went West."

i wonder how long it took him to think this one up. it is great.




Apparently that joke was popular on the twitter in 2010. Mize should of* told us that

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