Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Tuesdays

Effing Holiday Tuesdays get me every freaking time.


UFC KO kick was sweet. Main event was predictable. Gray Maynard losing was surprising. Especially the manner in which he lost.



Effing Grizzlies. I bought a shirt, they lost 4 in a row. I should have fan bases pay me money to cheer for the other teams.



Guy at work thinks he is getting a big bonus for doing nothing. He'll probably get it. Working for a family is fun stuff. I need to get on this bonus for nothing train. Hmmm, probably won't make waves. Waves are bad.


This is all I have in me for the day. I'm OK with simming the NCAA, Blue and I are never going to play. I didn't even text him or email him. We need to finish out the season though, Keith put a lot of effort into it. He can play the winner of me and Blue for the title.

170 comments:

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I was asleep by 8:30 last night. Best sleep I've had in ages.

H Want Portugese Style said...

EP, your name/pic is:

I Miss Her Musk

That was awesome said...

you need to wait i owe keef another week

That was awesome said...

and nobody cares about hockey so stop gloating

That was awesome said...

insufferable douche

H Want Portugese Style said...

How was that gloating, exactly?

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Tem in a Grizzle shirt is pretty hilarious.

H Want Portugese Style said...

Maybe you should bet on winning teams for a change.

Jugdish said...

and nobody cares about hockey so stop gloating



i care

Jugdish said...

feels like a subway day today

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"feels like a subway day today"

ripoff

Jugdish said...

H, your name and pic...

public enemy #1


Jugdish said...

that was from the sox series

Jugdish said...

ripoff


im still going. forgot my lunch and its the closest thing to the base

Jugdish said...

interwebs issue today seem to be fixed

Public Enemy #1 said...

Funny

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"im still going. forgot my lunch and its the closest thing to the base"

Well of course. Subway is always the closest.

BLUE said...

not to my office, the closest is some crappy mom and pop places, then quiznos

Public Enemy #1 said...

I'm ok with Subway

Public Enemy #1 said...

Quizno's > Subway though

BLUE said...

i'm not a quiznos fan

but it's rare I go to either quiznos or subway.

i'll drive a little further for jersey mikes or jimmy johns

BLUE said...

although subway is probably just as far as jersey mikes

BLUE said...

fascinating, I know

Public Enemy #1 said...

I'm enthralled

That was awesome said...

subway is terrible for the 1000000th time

Public Enemy #1 said...

Karma Police

Shameless self-promotion

Jugdish said...

im going to enjoy my lunch from subway...FACE!

Public Enemy #1 said...

Your face is terrible for the 1000000th time

That was awesome said...

100 days until kickoff

Jugdish said...

suite

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"100 days until kickoff"

This only matters because the Mets suck.

Public Enemy #1 said...

Yet the Mets are a 1/2 game better than the Brewers.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Burn.

That was awesome said...

great guy this Mike Goodson, good signing by Jets

That was awesome said...

"This only matters because the Mets suck."


It always matters

football > baseball, no matter the local teams record

Keef said...

Agree to disagree on that point

That was awesome said...

by a hair

BLUE said...

no football is always better than baseball, no matter

Public Enemy #1 said...

Football is ALWAYS > baseball

Always.

Public Enemy #1 said...

A
L
W
A
Y
S

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I like baseball considerably more than football.

Keef said...

I'm with mize

Public Enemy #1 said...

That's why MLB never scheduled World Series games opposite an NFL prime time game.

Public Enemy #1 said...

Ratings don't lie, fellas

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Does anybody currently pander to the lowest common denominator more than Blake Shelton?

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Is David Allen Coe still alive?

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"Ratings don't lie, fellas"

You're the only one here talking about this Nationally.

Keef said...

Ratings don't lie, fellas


So we need to like football more because ratings say we should?

Keef said...


Is David Allen Coe still alive?


Here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man, and he's off to the rodeoooo

Public Enemy #1 said...

Blake Shelton is a giant bag of douche. He does have a hot wife however.

Public Enemy #1 said...

"You're the only one here talking about this Nationally."

"So we need to like football more because ratings say we should?"

My bad. I thought we were talking nationally, not personal feelings. Carry on.

That was awesome said...

"Ratings don't lie, fellas"

shit so i have to like Nascar now too?

fuck that

Keef said...

Fucking nascar

Jugdish said...

Is David Allen Coe still alive?



yes, still tours too

Jugdish said...

Does anybody currently pander to the lowest common denominator more than Blake Shelton?


^^^^

Jugdish said...

that Boys Round Here song is horrible

his older stuff like Austin is good though

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"yes, still tours too"

Yikes.

Jugdish said...

i saw him MS around 1994 and he looked pretty rough then

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"that Boys Round Here song is horrible"

Broooootal

Jugdish said...

have you seen the video?

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Negative

BLUE said...

anybody who likes baseball better than the NFL is lying to themselves and everyone else.


they're just saying that to be different, and gain attention

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I tend to only look up videos for songs I like

Jugdish said...

Negative



give it a look on youtube...you'll laugh

Jugdish said...

no need to watch the whole thing

Jugdish said...

Lp

Keef said...

anybody who likes baseball better than the NFL is lying to themselves and everyone else.



That's a dumb comment

BLUE said...

liar

BLUE said...

you're just in the NFL closet

BLUE said...

sorry, didn't mean to say NFL, I meant to say football

BLUE said...

baseball is a good way to waste time until football starts.

That's what they should put on their marketing materials

Jugdish said...

I've been sayin it for years

/mize

Jugdish said...

funny

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

Fucking garage door guy was supposed to be here at 9:00

Jugdish said...

going here for dinner tonight

Public Enemy #1 said...

A repair man is late? Heres my shocked face.

-_-

Jugdish said...

its not so horrible when they're late, but it sucks that they don't call when they're going to be late

That was awesome said...

aint nothing wrong with a lil cheesecake factory

Public Enemy #1 said...

Hell to the yes. Spicy cashew chicken. Boom!

Public Enemy #1 said...

you don't like chicken if you need all that stuff on it.

/Keith

Keef said...

I don't care for Cheesecake Factory

BLUE said...

I like the CF

Keef said...

its not so horrible when they're late, but it sucks that they don't call when they're going to be late



Dude just called me and says "I think I got a VM from you last week and you wanted to reschedule for today". I said no, we talked and you said you had an opening at 9am today. He says, oh that's what I thought but. Didn't have it written down.


Fucking bullshitters

Keef said...

I like the CF


I don't like it because they don't specialize in anything but cheesecake. So all of their dinners are just meh

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Gotta work a fucking 11 hour day tomorrow. Bullshit.

Jugdish said...

we have a giftcard for the CF tonight

BLUE said...

yes, but they have just about anything you'd ever want

it's like the largest menu in the world

Keef said...

I'll eat at the CF if I have a gift card

BLUE said...

AC guy came and fixed my AC on Friday night, showed up about 5 and finished around 8.

had one more service call he had to go on that night too


that's dedication

Keef said...

it's like the largest menu in the world



I'd agree with that. But I don't view that as a reason to go

BLUE said...

I only go if someone else suggests it.

or if there is a large group of picky eaters

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I've never eaten at Cheesecake Factory.

Keef said...

or if there is a large group of picky eaters



Do you go with large groups of women a lot?

Public Enemy #1 said...

"Gotta work a fucking 11 hour day tomorrow. Bullshit"

Boo fucking hoo.

Keef said...

Yeah, big boohoo

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I didn't sign up to work those hours

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I wouldn't mind if I wasn't starting to hate my job

Keef said...

What's wrong with getting OT

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Nothing. It's the workload. I'm in a full state of panic from 3:30 to 5:00 every day.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

And it's because our fresh meat buyer is a fuck up and gets pushed around by the sales force.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

We have an 11:00 cutoff for next day custom cut meat orders, and he's placing orders well past 2:00, so I don't get our invoices until 3:45 at the earliest. The more he orders, the later I wait. Last week I had a day where I was expected to receive 137 pallets of product in 45 minutes. Our regular receivers get six hours to do it.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I reek like BO everyday after work because I'm sitting here literally sweating from the stress of hitting the 5:00 cutoff while nobody else gives a fuck.

Keef said...

Whatta gotta stress management

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Liquor

That was awesome said...

"So all of their dinners are just meh"

they make this chicken madeira

literally one of the best things in the world

That was awesome said...

pretty sure it had like 3500 calories though

which makes alot of sense

That was awesome said...

CF is the cmep family go to for celebrations

so i've had a few things

Public Enemy #1 said...

"chicken madeira"

EP going with the Portuguese food.

Public Enemy #1 said...

1650 calories according to Google

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

CF menu is obnixious

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

*obnoxious

Keef said...

literally one of the best things in the world



In the grand scheme of things, how is the CF different than OG?

That was awesome said...

totally different

tem said...

"oes anybody currently pander to the lowest common denominator more than Blake Shelton?"

rappers do

tem said...

"Blake Shelton is a giant bag of douche. He does have a hot wife however."

if you are into foreheads then yes he does have a hot wife.

Keef said...

totally different



How so? They're bolth national chain restaurants that don't make authentic meals

tem said...

"that Boys Round Here song is horrible"

if you listen to it too much it will grow on you like a fungus of some kind.

chew tabacco chew tabacco chew tabacco spit.

BLUE said...

"Do you go with large groups of women a lot?"


yes

tem said...

CcF is OK

tem said...

Cheesecake from there is great though. Expensive as hell.

I prefer OG over CcF. OG is a better value.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Speaking of CF, I might have to cop a sando from Chocolate Factory for dinner.

Keef said...

Fucking garage doors

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"rappers do"

It's Tuesday, asshole.

tem said...

what broke on the door? the motor?

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

He's probably getting a new door.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Or a new spring.

Keef said...

The springs broke. That is covered under the home warranty. Door guy finally got out here today and said he can't replace the springs because there is a crack in the bottom panel of the door. So basically now we have to replace the door

Keef said...

I was looking for something to spend $500 on right now

BLUE said...

what does having a crack in the door do with the spring?

Keef said...

The door isn't covered under the home warranty

That was awesome said...

"How so? They're bolth national chain restaurants that don't make authentic meals"

because olive garden sucks

and the cheesecake factory doesnt claim to make authentico italiano food

it doesnt claim anything actually its just a big ass diner

Keef said...

what does having a crack in the door do with the spring?



He said it means the door is weaker and it'll make the new springs go bad quicker. I talked to the home warranty company and they said they won't replace the springs until I get the door fixed/replaced

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Some yahoo was running around on I-43 in Cedarburg today. got splatted.

Keef said...

because olive garden sucks

and the cheesecake factory doesnt claim to make authentico italiano food

it doesnt claim anything actually its just a big ass diner




Who cares what they claim or they don't claim. You don't like OG because they "claim" to be authentic. But the food is no different between the 2 places

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I bet the Mexicans that cook @ CCF aren't trained by expert Tuscan chefs.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Advantage OG.

BLUE said...

but they have great Cheesepie

That was awesome said...

"But the food is no different between the 2 places"

food is different why are you saying it's not different

That was awesome said...

i dont order italian at cheesecake factory

og is like fast food italian food

Jugdish said...

subways is fast food sandwhich* food

Public Enemy #1 said...

"if you are into foreheads then yes he does have a hot wife."

I suppose she does have a large forehead. Still wouldn't kick her out of bed, though. And neither would you.

Jugdish said...

wall

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Panic is setting in

Public Enemy #1 said...

Waah

Keef said...

Panic is setting in



Face it, mize. She's having the baby. Nothing you can do about it

Keef said...

As soon as mize told me his sister was prego, I spent the next 24 hours picturing what position she was in


/LP

Keef said...

Stony Stonerson is probably a lazy asshole, so she was probably on top

Public Enemy #1 said...

You just made Meiz picture his sister on top. He's probably gonna quit again.

Public Enemy #1 said...

Start working on the next tribute video, Tem.

Keef said...

You just made Meiz picture his sister on top



I know. That was awesome

Jugdish said...

Start working on the next tribute video, Tem.



ha!

That was awesome said...

As soon as mize told me his sister was prego, I spent the next 24 hours picturing what position she was in


/LP

true story

That was awesome said...

Wendy’s this year will introduce nationally the Pretzel Bacon Cheeseburger

BLUE said...

"Wendy’s this year will introduce nationally the Pretzel Bacon Cheeseburger"

BEAST

tem said...

"Door guy finally got out here today and said he can't replace the springs because there is a crack in the bottom panel of the door"

sounds like bullshit

tem said...

"Still wouldn't kick her out of bed, though. And neither would you"

that does not make her hot.

i think the requirement for that would be "eh, she's ok" and that depends on the level of drunkedness.

Jugdish said...

sounds like bullshit



if keef had a better understanding of what his home warranty covered he may have avoided that


S

BLUE said...

duct tape that sumbitch.

fixed

BLUE said...

keith, did the flipping wizardry ever work?

Keef said...

Nope

Keef said...

if keef had a better understanding of what his home warranty covered he may have avoided that



I knew it didn't cover the door. I thought the door was still usable

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I do not know what to make of the Boys 'Round Here video.

Jugdish said...

I knew it didn't cover the door. I thought the door was still usable


that's why I added the S

Jugdish said...

i like the headline for the pacers heat game on the front page of cnnsi this morning

That was awesome said...

i have a cold sore

this is devastating news

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

definitely not the herp

/Pujols

Jugdish said...

hour 1 of 11?

Jugdish said...

it helps to keep track


s

BLUE said...

ok go

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