Friday, May 03, 2013

Take the gun. Leave the canolis.

What the fuck is PJ Carlesimo wearing.  Get a new suit bro.

It's funny to me when the west coast teams and the crowds play the chant defense.  The nuggs and warriors are zipping all over the place I don't think i've seen a real half court set yet from either team.

Best thing about HBO isn't the new shit they air it's the re-runs of The Sopranos, HBO GO for The Wire and Eastbound re-runs.

Fucking toys all over this place damn kids don't even play with them.

My fucking sister and mother guilt tripping me over not visiting them.  Mother lives off the side of a fucking rock in bullsdick Franklin, NC ain't a damn thing going on over there.  Sister lives in Rock Hill, SC not much better I got Google Maps bro.  Chances are I'll end up doing it because I want to see my nieces and my kids should like see them once in awhile I guess.  Fuck.

Fuck.
FUCK.

Before breath strips there was Binaca.

I can go for a plate of pignolis right now.

and a blowjob...

Man cookies and a blowjob sounds fucking incredible right now. 

109 comments:

Jugdish said...

ain't a damn thing going on over there


you're just sitting around nyc not doing anything

Jugdish said...

Chances are I'll end up doing it because I want to see my nieces


you should see my niece

/jug

/keef

Jugdish said...

there is a zorse race in kentucky this weekend


whatta gotta hat and a mint julep?

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

kentucky derby is on my bucket list

Jugdish said...

it is not on my bucket list

Vice Presidente said...

oh i forgot mayweather remains undefeated

BLUE said...

i've already been to the kentucky derby


/jug's neice

Vice Presidente said...

Rat Meat Sold as Lamb in China...


fucking China

BLUE said...

i want to go to Italy

Vice Presidente said...

piece

Jugdish said...

i want to go to Italy



go to og for lunch...cheaper

Jugdish said...

i want to go to Italy



me too...and ireland

BLUE said...

ireland is on the list as well

Stelio said...

Kathy?

/tem

Stelio said...

hahaha

Stelio said...

Wall

Stelio said...

Sitting at the car dealership is the better

Stelio said...

Starbucks offering 50% Off Frappuccino Blended Beverages between 3-5PM. Promotion ends May 12th

BLUE said...

Bogut makes the warriors a much better team


and i think they may be better off without David Lee.

BLUE said...

to be honest, Ty Lawson pretty much matched Steph Curry in the series, it was the Golden State's role players stepped up and played better than the nuggets bench.

Corey Brewer was awful, Wilson Chandler was mostly awful, and Jarret Jack and Carl Landry were superhuman

Meiz said...

"It's funny to me when the west coast teams and the crowds play the chant defense. The nuggs and warriors are zipping all over the place I don't think i've seen a real half court set yet from either team."

Bruh, you are NOT stayingup for these games. stop lying to us.

Aitch said...

"pignolis"

::that's amore::

Meiz said...

"Bogut makes the warriors a much better team"


I miss my center.

/Sadderday

Meiz said...

I liked seeing Bogues out and about in Cedarburg, Mequon, Thiensville.

Meiz said...

Stelio!

BLUE said...

tyler's father in law bought him his house?

i heard that from one of his neighbors

Meiz said...

Goddamn, son.

Meiz said...

I have a bad hangover today.

Meiz said...

We have our monthly General Sales Meeting here today. It's a big thingamabobber and our entire sales force is here. There is a fuck-ton of food upstairs because our brokers & vendors showcase product at these things. Most of it will be thrown out on the premise that "the food is only for Sales". That makes me not happy. What a fucking waste. We have a whole bunch of people down here that would greatly appreciate the meal. Myself included, natch.

Meiz said...

I hate wasting food.

BLUE said...

just go up there and eat it

Jugdish said...

put on a clip on tie and go up there and get your free lunch

Stelio said...

Entitlemize

Jugdish said...

whatta gotta dumpster dive?

Stelio said...

Sales people bring in the money. Warehouse people are a necessary evil

Meiz said...

"put on a clip on tie and go up there and get your free lunch"

A novel thought, but they all know who I am.

Meiz said...

"Warehouse people are a necessary evil"

Ehhh, I'm not so sure I agree with that. Maybe not the right wording.

Stelio said...

Move to sales

Stelio said...

Ehhh, I'm not so sure I agree with that. Maybe not the right wording



I don't agree with it either. I worked in a warehouse in Cbus and the GM for our company used that line

Meiz said...

"Move to sales"

I've thought about doing it but there are currently 2 big factors in not doing it.


I'd need a brand new wardrobe.

I refuse to work 7 days a week.

Meiz said...

I'm also way too honest to be a salesman.

Stelio said...

I'm also way too honest to be a salesman.


I don't think that's much of a factor, really. I did it for 15 years, and I'm as honest as anyone. It's not always about being a sheister.being honest with people and getting them to know they can trust you is key

BLUE said...

sales people have a personality that meiz does not have

Jugdish said...

don't worry, I'll take care of you

/thestache

Stelio said...

I refuse to work 7 days a week.


The guys that work 7 days a week are A) ones who can't get their work done, and B)don't give a fuck about a personal life

Meiz said...

"sales people have a personality that meiz does not have"

I may or may not agree with that.

Aitch said...

I agree wholeheartedly with that

Aitch said...

Some nobody said Clay Buchholz is doctoring the baseball. Jack Morris took it and ran with it. Now Tom Verducci is on the bandwagon, too.

Jugdish said...

Now Tom Verducci is on the bandwagon, too.



i know what that's like

/mize

Stelio said...

Buchholz IS cheating

Stelio said...

He made a comment like "im not doing anything different than what i did before."

ooh, you mean before when you kept getting sent down to the minors?

Meiz said...

"I agree wholeheartedly with that"


I don't do fake happy. Ever.

Meiz said...

How would youse guys make wings "Mexican style"? Cinco de Drinko tailgate on Sunday and I have to bring something to pass. It's a themed tailgate.

Jugdish said...

with pico de gallo

Jugdish said...

mize

Jugdish said...

wear a sombrero too

BLUE said...

stopped at "finely chop"

too hard

BLUE said...

sorry, i mean "coarsely chop"

Meiz said...

I'm gonna make a marinade/sauce with enchilada sauce and chili peppers, marinade overnight, bake tomorrow night, grill at the tailgate.

Aitch said...

"ooh, you mean before when you kept getting sent down to the minors?"

When was the last time he got sent down for anything other than rehab stints? '09? He's always had good stuff. Just can't stay healthy

BLUE said...

right, so he's always been doctoring the ball

Vice Presidente said...

Bruh, you are NOT stayingup for these games. stop lying to us.

first half son

Jugdish said...

its just fried chicken grease from the clubhouse

Vice Presidente said...

mexican wings

rub mix -
cilantro
cumin
paprika
garlic powder
cayenne

rub wings
grill them
paint with melted butter as you grill
squeeze a lime to finish

battle of puebla wings

Vice Presidente said...

just fucked around and made a baked ziti

Vice Presidente said...

you were a salesman for 15 years?

thought we were same age

Vice Presidente said...

old fuck

Vice Presidente said...

lawson is incredible too

you missed Gallo

Vice Presidente said...

iggy was good

the rest of em, eh

Vice Presidente said...

spurs in 6, warriors are a top 5 FG% team, they can shoot, shooters win games

knicks got this tonight

Vice Presidente said...

i will be half in the bag before tip off my nerves are shot and it's not even a Game 7

Meiz said...

"thought we were same age"

I believe Keith turns 36 TOMORROW.

Vice Presidente said...

well look at the facebook buddies

happy birthday keef

Meiz said...

I know when his birthday is. Don't need a reminder.

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

yep, i knew keith's bday is tomorrow ass well


star wars day

Jugdish said...

star wars day



ahh that's right...always funny

happy birthday keef!

Jugdish said...

a lot of houston really thinks the rockets are going to win the series with the thunder

Meiz said...

"a lot of houston really thinks the rockets are going to win the series with the thunder"


Losing Russy is ya-HUGE for OKC

Jugdish said...

true, but they still have Durant and their supporting cast is better and they'll have game 7 at home

Jugdish said...

houston shot really well in the last game...not so sure they'll do that again.

BLUE said...

"houston shot really well in the last game...not so sure they'll do that again. "

looks like a cnp to me

Meiz said...

Home time

Jugdish said...

"houston shot really well in the last game...not so sure they'll do that again. "

looks like a cnp to me



i typed it all by myself

BLUE said...

jug's niece has one of those phones you talk to and it types the message

Jugdish said...

but she can't talk yet

BLUE said...

she talks with her mind

tem said...

Just put taco seasoning on some wings before you cook em up.

Meiz said...

"Just put taco seasoning on some wings before you cook em up."

Enchilada sauce, taco seasoning, habaneros, an Anaheim, and jalapenos.

Meiz said...

I just deleted my old Cribs videos off youtube

Jugdish said...

not a good way to start the 4th houston

Aitch said...

Are we gonna get an updated version of Meiz Cribs?

Stelio said...

Going here for golfing this afternoon

Stelio said...

Scramble golfing

Meiz said...

"Are we gonna get an updated version of Meiz Cribs?"

Only if we make it a thing again.

Meiz said...

Why are golf courses in Arizona so short? Is that on purpose? Is it because of all the old people?

Jugdish said...

bite him back

Meiz said...

I used to bite my dog back to get her to stop biting when she was young. It works remarkably well.

It got to the point where when she would get growly and scary around people, I would just put my hand or forearm in her mouth and dare her to bite it.

Jugdish said...

that ref died

Stelio said...

"When he was writing down his notes, he just came out of nowhere and punched him," she said.



Out of nowhere is the worst

Aitch said...

I can't believe he died from a punch though.

Jugdish said...

i could kill a man with one punch

/Lp

Stelio said...

CNN affiliate WCVB reported that the hearse that picked up Tsarnaev's body ferried it to a funeral home 30 miles from Boston, near the Rhode Island state line.
Residents of North Attleboro, Massachusetts, took to the streets to boo Tsarnaev when they heard about the presence of the corpse in their town, The Sun Chronicle reported.



Good work, H

Aitch said...

Yo estoy baracho! Feliz Cinco de Mayo!!!

Aitch said...

"Good work, H"

Keith missed my Facebook post about this subject the other day.

Vice Presidente said...

shit

tem said...

no gifs?

BLUE said...

new crap

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