Monday, May 20, 2013

Stuff and Meiz Tribute

So let's do the stuff first.

Hockey
Pens gave away a game. At least the backup goalie looked good for most of the game. The last 3 games I thought he was shoddy. But he stepped it up a bit. Giving up a short handed goal with less than a minute left in the game has to sting the nostrils though.

NFL News
Megatron had hurt fingers in 2012. Of course he did, he is a receiver, your fingers hurt all the time. And he caught a lot of freaking passes. I bet Stafford has a sore arm too.

They are saying the draft is going to move to May....why do they want more time between the Super Bowl and football stuff? eff that. I want year round NFL stuff. Quit moving stuff back.


MLB
Apparently Texas and St. Louis are good. Pirates are doing well but they seem to pre-august. I guess it is only a matter of time before they lose 20 out of 25 or something like that.

Washington and San Francisco have winning records even though they have negative run differential.

Houston must be really bad.


NBA

Freak would be excited about the Pacers if he liked them. I don't remember if he does or not. Whatever. I am a Grizzlies fan now. I bought a shirt and they promptly went out and got beat by like 30. I am a terrible fan to have I guess. If I jump on your bandwagon you are fucked.

Bandwagon

Speaking of bandwagon, here are my UFC picks:

Cain destroys Big Foot in about 3 minutes or less.

Dos Santos destroys Hunt in about 5 minutes.

Gray Maynard wins a decision.

Cowboy beats Noons in a decision.

Pyle defeats Story
Bermudez defeats Holloway
Smith defeats Whittaker
guy I don't know defeats guy I don't know
guy I don't know defeats guy I don't know
Bowles defeats Roop
Payan defeats Stephens (this is my stone cone lock to be wrong on)




Retarded
So why can't Joe Flacco say the word "retard."? What is wrong with that? He said a Super Bowl in Jersey is retarded....it is. You can say things are retarded, that's the point of the word. Saying a person is retarded is an insult. I can say there is a chink in the armor, but I can't call some guy a chink. I can say that the crayon is yellow, but I can't say that Jackie Chan is a yellow person. Back off of Joe Flacco. Lambeau should get it before New York.



Speaking of retarded, here is a retarded video I made.

Video



Meiz

LOV will definitely miss Meiz. I never thought he'd just up and quit. It's a bold move Cotton, but I guess we'll just have to find Mills and get him back or something. Oh, if you didn't click on the link it is a tribute video for Meiz. I figure I probably broke some copyright laws or something. I don't know. I probably made people mad too. If you want it taken down just quit the blog and I'll take it down. In any case, I do hope Meiz comes back. If he doesn't though I'll always have Facebook, unless I get unfriended.


Oh and I hit publish on Monday night...oops. I don't know how to unpublish it.

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Keef said...

Grate video

tem said...

I had crazy dreams two nights in a row now.

tem said...

last night I dreamt that I was back home in WaVa and some planes got shot down by someone with a rocket launcher. I was the prime suspect because my guy on Call of Duty is accurate with a rocket launcher.

tem said...

the guy interviewing me was mean. and kept asking questions about beth. apparently in my dream she also went to hike school with me. oh yeah, in my dream I was still in hike school but also still had a real job.

tem said...

anyway, they kind of stopped bothering me when they caught another guy with a rocket launcher and he admitted it.

but they still wanted to arrest me for something so they started to question me about the blog.

tem said...

then they immediately changed course and focused on a dog I don't own.

once they determined the dog wasn't mine they left me alone.

tem said...

then I woke up.


the end.

ToddPacker said...

standing ovation for tem.... grate video

Can't Catch A Break said...

that video

best damn thing i ever laid my eyes on

it gets a Zeke slow clap

Can't Catch A Break said...

clap

clap

clap clap


clap clap clap clap

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

Can't Catch A Break said...

i like how you worked in that handsome stranger

Can't Catch A Break said...

"I had crazy dreams two nights in a row now."

you're asleep for too long

Jugdish said...

standing ovation for tem.... grate video


^^^^^^^

well done!

BLUE said...

good work tem

too bad you didn't post the video on twitter, meiz won't see it

BLUE said...

I think maybe tem has an unhealthy obsession with meiz, given all the pictures he has of him.

then again, according to keeth*, tem does have a lot of black friends, so maybe it make sense

BLUE said...

I can't watch anymore of that tornado footage

Can't Catch A Break said...

sick

Can't Catch A Break said...

wonder is spiff bought RGIII that deep fryer

H Want Portugese Style said...

There is nothing more boring than jury duty if you don't get in a trial

H Want Portugese Style said...

Re: tornado

I'm not being sarcastic or trying to be a Keith, but they had some type of warning that a tornado was coming right? Why were those kids still in school?

Can't Catch A Break said...

usually no warning

i mean have you seen Twister?

BLUE said...

they had 15 minutes warning


and you don't know where it's going to go.

my understanding is that they did their tornado safety thing, but when it's an EF-5, there's not much you can do

Can't Catch A Break said...

cmep keeps asking me why do people live there if they know tornadoes are a possibility

she cant fathom people living in areas where a natural disaster can kill you

i try to explain, in this instance Moore is a suburb of OK City but alot of times these people live in the smallest towns of the state because they were born there and have been there for generations, likely farming or involved in some other home grown state trade

thing is when given ample warning people are able to protect themselves with bunkers and other tactics

very sad

Can't Catch A Break said...

schools have to have bunkers, that should be building code in tornado alley

BLUE said...

"cmep keeps asking me why do people live there if they know tornadoes are a possibility"

same reason people live in NYC when they know that terrorist activity is a possibility

tem said...

tornadoes are caused by the rocky mountains. they block the western winds so the southern and northern ones collide and make tornadoes. if the western wind was added it wouldn't be like that.

tem said...

well tornadoes in the midwest are caused by them. tornadoes in china probably aren't caused by the rocky mountains.

BLUE said...

I remember when we used to do tornado drills as a kid.

you got under your desk...

those shitty desks aren't going to keep you alive with the ceiling crumbling down on you

tem said...

in wava we never did tornado drills

Jugdish said...

same reason people live in NYC when they know that terrorist activity is a possibility



or a hurricane

H Want Portugese Style said...

"tornadoes are caused by the rocky mountains. they block the western winds so the southern and northern ones collide and make tornadoes. if the western wind was added it wouldn't be like that."

Simple solution. Blow up the Rocky Mountains.

H Want Portugese Style said...

"they had 15 minutes warning"

I stand corrected then.

BLUE said...

they were discussing what causes this in tornado alley

something about the cold wind from the west meeting the warm winds from the gulf, mixed in with the hatred for Oklahoma

BLUE said...

I believe tem because he is a scientist

Can't Catch A Break said...

"same reason people live in NYC when they know that terrorist activity is a possibility"

well that's new first of all and WE WILL NOT LIVE IN FEAR #2

#3 that is not a natural disaster

Can't Catch A Break said...

this happened to Moore in 1999

BLUE said...

exactly

you have your reasons to live in an overpopulated dangerous city


you don't hear people saying. Well, why would anyone work in those tall office buildings when you know they're a target for terrorists

Can't Catch A Break said...

"or a hurricane"

not common

talking about living within tornado alley KEEF

Can't Catch A Break said...

"you don't hear people saying. Well, why would anyone work in those tall office buildings when you know they're a target for terrorists"

im sure people say that
or they say why live in NYC you'll get murdered or soemthing like that

Can't Catch A Break said...

"tornadoes are caused by the rocky mountains. they block the western winds so the southern and northern ones collide and make tornadoes. if the western wind was added it wouldn't be like that."

not even close

Can't Catch A Break said...

those shitty desks aren't going to keep you alive with the ceiling crumbling down on you

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

BLUE said...

I have that damn sarah McLachlan puppy song in my head now

Can't Catch A Break said...

"Mary J. Blige’s financial troubles have gotten a whole lot worse. The singer has reportedly been hit with a $3.4 million bill on top of the $900K she already owes the state of New Jersey.

TMZ reports that the IRS has filed a tax lien against the Grammy winner claiming that she’s avoided her income taxes for 2009 ($574,907.30), 2010 ($2,203,743.53) and 2011 ($647,604.60), putting her total owed to the government at a staggering $3,426,255.43.

The Post reported that the R&B singer was socked with a $901,769.65 tax lien in New Jersey back in February. Additionally, Bank of America sued her on Feb. 7 in Manhattan for defaulting on a $500,000 loan she took out in 2005 and stopped paying in 2012, according to records."

so things are going well Mary?

H Want Portugese Style said...

Never understood the big deal about Mary J.

H Want Portugese Style said...

So his much do you wanna bet that Meiz still reads everything that is posted here day to day.

Can't Catch A Break said...

he def reads this place is nicotine to a 25 year smoker to him

H Want Portugese Style said...

Even if I say,
It'll be alright,
Still I hear you say,
You wanna end your life


That song has been stuck in my head for two days

Can't Catch A Break said...

i dont know it

H Want Portugese Style said...

Never Too Late by Three Days Grace

tem said...

you could always look on the site tracker thing.

H Want Portugese Style said...

Too much effort

Can't Catch A Break said...

i hate effort

H Want Portugese Style said...

What's the punchline?

/Meiz

Jugdish said...

What's the punchline?


ha

tem said...

it does not appear as though meiz has been one of the last 100 visitors.

H Want Portugese Style said...

Interesting

BLUE said...

"you could always look on the site tracker thing"

sounds like a personal problem

Jugdish said...

talking about living within tornado alley KEEF


/UNFRIEND

Can't Catch A Break said...

all the guests at Stefons wedding

Keef said...

A head of broccoli is made up of hundreds of small flower buds.

Keef said...

not even close



Pretty sure that what tem said is correct. You get the cold air from the north combined with the warm air from the gulf. No winds from the west because of the mountains. It was on Discovery channel

Keef said...

"cmep keeps asking me why do people live there if they know tornadoes are a possibility"



So anyplace that can have a natural disaster should be uninhabited?

tem said...

part of it is the rocky mountains make the air from the west real cold and moist or something like that too.

and yeah, what i said was paraphrasing the discovery channel crap.

Jugdish said...

So anyplace that can have a natural disaster should be uninhabited?



that was kind of my point about hurricanes

tem said...

something like 80 people die per year from tornadoes. the risk is minimal. i think more people get mugged and killed each year in places like NYC, DC, Detroit, etc.

tem said...

usually if you get hit, the tornado just knocks your shit down and insurance builds you new stuff.

so instead of living in a house/apartment that was built 100 years ago and updated, you get a brand new place.

Can't Catch A Break said...

"So anyplace that can have a natural disaster should be uninhabited?"

no just prepared

"something like 80 people die per year from tornadoes. the risk is minimal."

it's not about dying, when it's your time it's your time how many people have their lives destroyed from property damage, losing homes and schools/jobs getting wiped out

H Want Portugese Style said...

"something like 80 people die per year from tornadoes. the risk is minimal. i think more people get mugged and killed each year in places like NYC, DC, Detroit, etc"

Are you suggesting the media would blow something out of proportion? *GASP!*

Can't Catch A Break said...

"usually if you get hit, the tornado just knocks your shit down and insurance builds you new stuff."

your right, no big deal

s

H Want Portugese Style said...

"it's not about dying, when it's your time it's your time how many people have their lives destroyed from property damage, losing homes and schools/jobs getting wiped out"

If only there was an industry that you could pay money to, and if something bad happened to you, they give you some money to fix it. They could do it with homes and cars...

Wow, that's a billion dollar idea right there.

H Want Portugese Style said...

I'm just saying, shit happens. Natural disasters are always gonna take place. Be as prepared as you can and live your life.

Keef said...

it's not about dying, when it's your time it's your time how many people have their lives destroyed from property damage, losing homes and schools/jobs getting wiped out



That happens in earthquakes and hurricanes, too

H Want Portugese Style said...

"That happens in earthquakes and hurricanes, too"

Keef knows

Can't Catch A Break said...

"I'm just saying, shit happens."

hey oklahoma, shit happens bro

stop crying and get on with it

Can't Catch A Break said...

"Be as prepared as you can and live your life."

pretty much what i said earlier

i didnt say dont live there i said be prepared

Keef said...

I think the great thing about living in new york is when you get hit by a hurricane, the city has like a forcefield around it and the hurricane just bounces off and keeps heading north. Life isn't even interrupted

Jugdish said...

Life isn't even interrupted


what about the gas supply?

Can't Catch A Break said...

insurance companies are fucking terrible for the most part

you know this right? the fact that you work at one has nto blinded you has it?

also some companies dont offer "earthquake" insurance

you'd be surprised of how many people get rejected for natural disasters

read a book bro

Can't Catch A Break said...

"I think the great thing about living in new york is when you get hit by a hurricane, the city has like a forcefield around it and the hurricane just bounces off and keeps heading north. Life isn't even interrupted"

what's wrong with you?

who hurt you?

H Want Portugese Style said...

"hey oklahoma, shit happens bro

stop crying and get on with it"

Yup, that's exactly what I said...

I think you get dumber with each promotion.

Keef said...

what about the gas supply?



Gas is fine. Only a moran* wouldn't be able to find gas

Can't Catch A Break said...

some states dont even offer flood insurance i;e hurricane problems

Keef said...

I wasn't talking about insurance companies. That was H.

Keef said...

Maybe LP should hire tem's reader

Jugdish said...

you'd be surprised of how many people get rejected for natural disasters


in houston if you live in certain areas of the floodzone you have to have flood insurance. when a hurricane hits it might take longer than you'd like to pay out, but there are thousands of people filing claims in the same area. I imagine those claims have to be verified and there are a lot of people looking to profit off their claims.

Can't Catch A Break said...

Yup, that's exactly what I said...

basically

H Want Portugese Style said...

"I wasn't talking about insurance companies. That was H."

Yea... bro... try to keep up.

Jugdish said...

you'd be surprised of how many people get rejected for natural disasters



how many of them are rejected because they don't understand their policy?

"I thought i was covered for that?!?!"

Keef said...

you'd be surprised of how many people get rejected for natural disasters



That's because people are idiots and don't read their policy. People think "Oh, I'm good. I've got insurance". I'd bet that 75% of people don't know what their policy covers

Jugdish said...

some states dont even offer flood insurance i;e hurricane problems



are you making this up, or did you look it up?

Keef said...

DOUBLE DRAGON!!

Keef said...

That was awesome

H Want Portugese Style said...

"also some companies dont offer "earthquake" insurance"

Did you try to get some for your hou... ohhhh, wait a minute.

Keef said...

I get claims all day where people have liability only policies and they file a claim because their car got vandalized or was hit by a hit & run driver. When I tell them it's not covered, they are fucking floored. They drop the "well then what am I paying for insurance for each month". Then I have to be an ass and say "you're paying for us to protect your ass when you get drunk and drive and kill someone"

Can't Catch A Break said...

That's because people are idiots and don't read their policy. People think "Oh, I'm good. I've got insurance". I'd bet that 75% of people don't know what their policy covers


1000% agree

Can't Catch A Break said...

sticks with the be prepared theme i think WE ALL agree on

Can't Catch A Break said...

are you making this up, or did you look it up?

both

Can't Catch A Break said...

i made it up then checked it and was right

rare but awesome

Keef said...

Then when they get drunk and hit someone and injure someone, they find out they have state minimum coverage that won't cover 10% of the damage they caused. Then they bitch about that.

Can't Catch A Break said...

basically if you dont live in a flood prone area it isn't necessary (which in turn means people don't even think they CAN get it even though they can, back to keef's gripe about stupidity) and in some states not even available

Can't Catch A Break said...

Then they bitch about that.

fucking people

Keef said...

fucking people



all day

Can't Catch A Break said...

"Yea... bro... try to keep up."

sorry got my assholes confused

H Want Portugese Style said...

"sorry got my assholes confused"

I hate when that happens!

/Kod (R.I.P.)

Jugdish said...

anyone tweet the tribute video to mize?

H Want Portugese Style said...

But seriously, how can you confuse a Masshole and an As.hole?

H Want Portugese Style said...

"anyone tweet the tribute video to mize?"

Haven't watched it yet.

Jugdish said...

or put it on his facebook page

Jugdish said...

Haven't watched it yet.


watch it

Can't Catch A Break said...

christina aguilera looking fine again, for the record i never abandoned that train

would have done unspeakable things to her fat or not

Can't Catch A Break said...

"But seriously, how can you confuse a Masshole and an As.hole?"

making the same dickish points
you guys should rent an apartment together

then film it

holy shit what an idea

can name it Who gets murdered first?

H Want Portugese Style said...

"watch it"

Can't. Sitting in the jury room with 20 other people.

Jugdish said...

they would enjoy it too

Can't Catch A Break said...

Shaun Marcum pitched a lot better last night than his final line shows, and it appears he’s turned a corner over his last two starts.

Marcum allowed four runs in six innings with a season-high seven strikeouts, three of which came in the first inning and one in the last.

“I made four or five mistakes and they all got hit,” Marcum said after the game. ”104 pitches, five mistakes, I’m OK with that.”

Marcum fell to 0-5 for the season with a 6.59 ERA, though he’s lowered his ERA by two full runs over his last two starts.



HILARITY

mess are getting very uncomfortable to follow LET ALONE watch the games

DELUSIONAL

same thing with Ike Davis, oh he'll turn it around, he had a slow start last year and hit 32 HR's

oh i forgot Adam Dunn type players win championships

FUCK IKE

Can't Catch A Break said...

Sitting in the jury room with 20 other people.

pray for me

/aitch

Can't Catch A Break said...

why is it ok to hit .150 the first 2 and half months of the year?

Can't Catch A Break said...

"As for Ike, he ended April and started May making good contact,"

GOOD CONTACT?

WHAT?
what a joke

Matthew Cerrone is a crackhead

Can't Catch A Break said...

Ike Davis swings 20 seconds before any pitch besided a fastball

he practically is walking to the dugout already before the pitch hits the catchers mitt

his timing is awful, i've never seen worse strikeouts than his

Can't Catch A Break said...

pretty sure i'm watching the worse mets team since the bonilla/viola 93' team

Can't Catch A Break said...

with no help on the way, wheeler is just a kid who can pitch every 5th day

they have nothing else, the catcher kid is hurt

Jugdish said...

lov is now a daily stache blog

Can't Catch A Break said...

sorry i need an outlet

Keef said...

he gets paid the same here

Jugdish said...

we'll take care of him

Can't Catch A Break said...

i would write this on the stache but i was fired because i kept asking for money

Can't Catch A Break said...

and they kept wanting me to write recaps/previews

i just wanted to write features

BLUE said...

if you want a recap, read the fucking news

Jugdish said...

i kept asking for money



bum



s

Jugdish said...

and they kept wanting me to write recaps/previews



you gotta pay your dues at the stache

Can't Catch A Break said...

fuck that, recaps are for losers

Keef said...

if you want a recap, read the fucking news



People write those, too.

BLUE said...

not on blogs

Jugdish said...

he could have done runny* diaries of the games

BLUE said...

no time for that shit

Can't Catch A Break said...

blue knows

Keef said...

Cool story. This guy was a beast

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

watching that teen mom sex tape, at least in the clips I saw, you couldn't tell it was james deen, and looked very homemade


I know it wasn't, but I see what they were going for there

BLUE said...

and it was obvious this wasn't her first anal experience

Can't Catch A Break said...

XBOX 1

BEAST

H Want Portugese Style said...

Wall

BLUE said...

fucking dryer repair cost almost $400

Keef said...

buy a new dryer

ToddPacker said...

blue needs dryer insurance

BLUE said...

"buy a new dryer"

that was my initial thought

Keef said...

Get a home warranty

Keef said...

blue needs dryer insurance



How come my homoners* policy won't cover this?

/ignorance

BLUE said...

apparently the when the heating element blew, it fried some control panel as well, so now it's like I have all new guts in my dryer

Jugdish said...

Get a home warranty



get a face warranty

Can't Catch A Break said...

the koreans have a dryer, 50cents a pound

BLUE said...

no Koreans by my house

Can't Catch A Break said...

Phillies broadcaster Rickie Ricardo told Sports Radio 94 WIP in Philadelphia on Monday morning that he delivered 100 Cuban pastries (two boxes of 50) to Chapman this weekend and when he saw the reliever in the clubhouse Sunday morning, Chapman had eaten about 18 of them.

Jugdish said...

lucky you

/Lp

tem said...

i had a home warranty for the house we boat* last year. 3 things broke, none was covered.

fridge broke, not covered because of yada yada.

some humidifier thing broke, not covered.

fridge broke again in new place, not covered.

Can't Catch A Break said...

TMZ reports that the family of the late, great pro wrestler "Macho Man" Randy Savage celebrated the second anniversary of his passing at a Tampa, FL Olive Garden. Apparently Olive Garden was "the go-to spot for family functions" and a place where the family "shared so many happy memories."

well i'll be

Keef said...

Rickie Ricardo is grate

Can't Catch A Break said...

SNAP INTO A BREADSTICK

OOOOHH YEAH

Keef said...

Tem needs to learn what to break

tem said...

was miss elizabeth there?

tem said...

"Tem needs to learn what to break"

i know why the fridge wasn't covered. it is the part that breaks all the time. no way is insurance covering that.

it was the water/ice dispenser thing

tem said...

fucking thing is always broke.

Can't Catch A Break said...

like your face

Jugdish said...

was miss elizabeth there?



isnt she dead too?

Can't Catch A Break said...

YES LEX LUGER KILLED HER

Jugdish said...

they ate at the OG in the sky

Can't Catch A Break said...

san fran got 2016 super bowl

Can't Catch A Break said...

so the Hornets are the Hornets again?

Can't Catch A Break said...

is gramma-ma-ma coming back?

Jugdish said...

houston got supwe bowl 51

Jugdish said...

last time houston had a super bowl there was the famous janet jackson nip slip

Jugdish said...

houston got supwe bowl 51



super...

BLUE said...

apparently Denver is bidding on 53 or 54

Jugdish said...

for some reason my new HOA was sending stuff to my old address, including the HOA dues.

Jugdish said...

dues meaning the bill for them

tem said...

your HOA is dumb

Jugdish said...

i agree, escpecially after talking to a rep on the phone

BLUE said...

"Earlier Tuesday, owners approved a $200 million loan for stadium construction in Atlanta."

didn't they just build the Georgia dome?

Jugdish said...

i think their attorney will be happy with my plan to only pay the dues and not the late fee or attorney fees.

Jugdish said...

now their attorney was able to get their letter to the right address

Jugdish said...

i need HOA dues insurance

BLUE said...

you mean your attorney

because the hoa works for you

BLUE said...

you're lucky they didn't put a lien on your house and try and sell it

BLUE said...

kanye west has moved from the musician stage of his career to being a complete and udder* idiot

BLUE said...

jug, use the pregnancy brain excuse...it's a defense in the court of law

BLUE said...

hoa: how come you haven't paid your dues

cmjug: pregnancy brain

hoa: oh, ok no worries...ma'am please put the bat down...ma'am no, you don't need to pay the dues...aAAAAAAAAA

Can't Catch A Break said...

g dome is pretty new i mean in stadium years

Can't Catch A Break said...

oh they want to play outdoors and Blank wants a super bowl so yes new stadium is on the way

g dome to be demolished

Can't Catch A Break said...

del negro fired

BLUE said...

"Wearing black and starting about 90 minutes later than scheduled, Arias, 32, said she never wanted the "graphic, mortifying, horrific details (of her and Alexander's relationship) paraded out into the public arena.""

yeah, right

tem said...

"for some reason my new HOA was sending stuff to my old address, including the HOA dues. "

whatta gotta no USPS forwarding on that shit?

Can't Catch A Break said...

IRS pleads the fifth


whoa

Keef said...

Sergio Garcia should probably shut up

Jugdish said...

jug, use the pregnancy brain excuse...it's a defense in the court of law



right...that seems to work on everything else around the house

BLUE said...

"Sergio Garcia should probably shut up"

yup, maybe if he'd won something in the last 15 years

tem said...

he got laid a lot, so that is winning.

Jugdish said...

he got laid a lot, so that is winning.



Sadderday

/mize

BLUE said...

Sergio did?

BLUE said...

I think Sergio might be (whisper voice) ghey

tem said...

i didn't say he got laid by women

tem said...

so have the Phil Jackson to the Clippers rumors started?

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