Monday, May 06, 2013

loss of credibility

What has happened to this place?  Was zeke the glue that kept it all together.  Maybe it was beth

Now we can't even get a Monday post?

I blame osama bin laden.  ever since we shot that guy it's been all downhill.

119 comments:

tem said...

you helped shoot him?

Aitch said...

We've gone soft. We've lost our anger.

BLUE said...

i shot him in the head

seal team 6 for life

Stelio said...

We've lost our anger.



I don't think you'll ever lose that

tem said...

yeah, its just like weight. /elavator guy

BLUE said...

i think it's just that we are all jaded now.

nobody can make a difference in the world.

Stelio said...

Cones of the Coulter pine can be up to 12 inches long and weigh five pounds.

Stelio said...

I don't even know what that means

Vice Presidente said...

LMC

tem said...

i'm not jaded.

i post on tuesdays.

Stelio said...

blue is jaded towards NCAA. Now he won't even play

BLUE said...

watched two movies this weekend during ncaa times

BLUE said...

i was in no hurry because i figure it'll be like 3 weeks before tem and blue can schedule

Vice Presidente said...

which

Vice Presidente said...

oh those! yeah good movie
hated the ending on the other one though

BLUE said...

silver linings playbook & Lincoln

BLUE said...

liked them both, was a little disappointed in lincoln, but i probably had too high of expectations

Vice Presidente said...

whatta do on demand

Vice Presidente said...

how were j law's titties

tem said...

No grease 2?

BLUE said...

"w were j law's titties"

glorious

BLUE said...

"whatta do on demand"

redbox..i'm cheap

Vice Presidente said...

what is it a dollar?

BLUE said...

yep, redbox is $1.30 or something

Vice Presidente said...

fucking on demand

Vice Presidente said...

netflix streaming is the worst for new releases

Stelio said...

jude law?

Meiz said...

Tailgate yesterday was a huge success. I'm hurting today.

Meiz said...

The guy with the Prius couldn't get his car started after the game. Funny bu not funny. Getting stranded at the ballpark must be awful.

Stelio said...

wall

Vice Presidente said...

what you do when you have a meeting but you have to take a shit

Stelio said...

You hold it like an adult

Vice Presidente said...

i wasnt asking to get an answer

Vice Presidente said...

especially from you

you dont know shit

Stelio said...

of course

tem said...

you leave the meeting and go shit.

tem said...

j law show boobs in the silver lining thing?

BLUE said...

"j law show boobs in the silver lining thing?"

not really, just in her sports bra...maybe side boob in one scene

tem said...

then idgaf about that movie

BLUE said...

it was good enough..they ugly her up too much

tem said...

sounds like a shitty movie

Stelio said...

Stelio!
Stelio Kontos!
Stelio!
Stelio Kontos!

tem said...

still makes me smile

Stelio said...

H, stop sending me invites to like all of your goddamn facebook pages

tem said...

woe

Stelio said...

exactly

Stelio said...

gonna report that shit as spam

tem said...

you are a bully stelio

Stelio said...

damn right

BLUE said...

fucking stelio

tem said...

if i had another name change i would make someone else Luis.

Vice Presidente said...

crushing almonds

Stelio said...

The judge who presided over the trial of Casey Anthony said Monday he believed there was enough evidence to convict the Florida mother who was acquitted of murdering her 2-year-old daughter.
Judge Belvin Perry told NBC’s “Today” show that he thought there was sufficient evidence for a conviction on a first-degree murder charge, even though much of the evidence was circumstantial.
Anthony was acquitted almost two years ago of killing her daughter, Caylee, following a trial that attracted worldwide attention. She was convicted of making false statements to police and got credit for time served.
When he read the jury’s verdict, Belvin said he felt “surprise, shock, disbelief” and read it twice.
“I just wanted to be sure I was reading what I was reading,” Perry said

Vice Presidente said...

duh

Stelio said...

Leftover braised beef & tortelloni for lunch today, with breadsticks

Stelio said...

DET

BLUE said...

"Leftover braised beef & tortelloni for lunch today, with breadsticks"

somebody went to the OG

Stelio said...

this guy

Vice Presidente said...

bitchscream

BLUE said...

fucking tedy bruschi...scourge of my hometown

tem said...

Dentist appointment today. Yay get to leave work early

Stelio said...

what you do when you are in the chair at the dentist but you have to take a shit


/LP

BLUE said...

just let it go man

Stelio said...

Silva's opponent is grate

Aitch said...

EP, you owe me a name change, homie.

Aitch said...

Sorry, Keith. I'd say it won't happen again, but that would be a lie.

Vice Presidente said...

ok

Tem - what do you want aitch's name to be? Luis? pic?

Aitch said...

EP, tell me you weren't sweating a little during that 20-0 run, though.

Stelio said...

I'd say it won't happen again, but that would be a lie.


lol

Stelio said...

EP, tell me you weren't sweating a little during that 20-0 run, though.




C'mon bro. No time for running

/LP

Meiz said...

"EP, tell me you weren't sweating a little during that 20-0 run, though."

I was laughing with the rest of my twitter timeline. It was great.

Vice Presidente said...

"EP, tell me you weren't sweating a little during that 20-0 run, though."

sweating isn't the word

cursing, getting angry

Vice Presidente said...

like when triple aitch tombstoned undertaker and he kicked put, triplle aitch got angry got the sledgehammer and went to work

same thing

Vice Presidente said...

*out

Stelio said...

This could have been me! Pray for me!


/H

BLUE said...

i don't understand the limo fire. fucking get out of the car

Stelio said...

jump out at 40 mph?

Stelio said...

do limo doors automatically lock when it's in gear?

BLUE said...

or die in a fireball, i'm jumping out

BLUE said...

i've seen movies

Stelio said...

or die in a fireball, i'm jumping out




::nodding::

/NYers

Stelio said...

too soon

Vice Presidente said...

always too soon

Aitch said...

"Do limo doors automatically lock when it's in gear?"

Usually, yes. You don't want some drunk idiot jumping out.

Meiz said...

I did some worm hunting on Saturday night. That was neat. It's pretty tough. Gotta have a good eye, can't scare 'em back in the ground with your light, gotta grab them firmly while not squishing them. Good challenge, and fun whilst drinking/drunk.

Stelio said...

makes cents*

Aitch said...

"This could have been me! Pray for me!"

Nah... I don't drive a stretch. ;-)

Stelio said...

I did some worm hunting on Saturday night. That was neat.



I don't want yer life

/mox

Meiz said...

I tipped my waitress $5 on a $15 bill after the game yesterday. Suck it.

Aitch said...

Good yob, Meiz.

Meiz said...

The burger was excellent, and our service was prompt. All you have to do is do a good job.

Stelio said...

I tipped my waitress $5 on a $15 bill after the game yesterday. Suck it.



Was what you ordered regular price or happy hour type prices?

BLUE said...

"The burger was excellent, and our service was prompt. All you have to do is do a good job."

i'm sure the lady working the counter at burger king appreciated the extra $5

Stelio said...

wall

Meiz said...

"Was what you ordered regular price or happy hour type prices?"

Regular price. Don't trying to punch holes, jew wad.

Stelio said...

missing a word there

Stelio said...

some fools get food & booze on happy hour. They'll get like $70 worth of shit for $35 and then just tip on the $35.

Stelio said...

Federal officials believe a localized "terror attack" was thwarted when an FBI raid on a Minnesota man's mobile home turned up Molotov cocktails, pipe bombs and several firearms.




fuckin kod

Meiz said...

"some fools get food & booze on happy hour. They'll get like $70 worth of shit for $35 and then just tip on the $35."


If I'm at a happy hour, I'm unlikely to be running a tab. I actually don't like running a tab much at all.

Meiz said...

Running a tab put me in my original financial tailspin in 2010. I spent money I didn't have & couldn't repay.

Stelio said...

word

BLUE said...

Fucking lebron

tem said...

I'd tip on the 35. It isn't my job to know the regular prices and go back and recalculate my bill.

tem said...

What the waitress loses in price she should make up in volume.

Now if I am there a long time and the waitress comes over and says happy hour is ending and lets me put a few on the tab to bring me later that is worth extra.

Jugdish said...

bitch scream 1

bitchscream 2

Jugdish said...

I'd tip on the 35. It isn't my job to know the regular prices and go back and recalculate my bill.


^^^^^^


now if i get comped something that is different

Vice Presidente said...

I'd tip on the 35. It isn't my job to know the regular prices and go back and recalculate my bill.


^^^^^^

similar, i just add like an additional 5% on top of the $35

Vice Presidente said...

10% if she has her tits out or is flirty in a good way or has a tight pony tail or a fat ass or a nice smile or smells nice

doesnt take much for me i love the womanz

Jugdish said...

doesnt take much for me i love the womanz



waitress: can i take your order?

Lp: ::gives her $5::

Vice Presidente said...

i went a little overbaord with the cinco de mayo beer specials

have like two cases of mexican beer at home

#neverenough

Jugdish said...

careful Lp and aitch

Jugdish said...

gross

Vice Presidente said...

yea cmep is flipping out over this cicada thing

i told her not to worry we have no grass and shit

Vice Presidente said...

"They're looking for just one thing: sex. And they've been waiting quite a long time."

Get in line Cicada's.


BLUE said...

"I knew there was something wrong when a pretty young white girl runs into a black man's arms"


dude is hilarity

Vice Presidente said...

just saw the spurs/warriors highlights what a game

BLUE said...

charles ramsey is going to be on tosh.o, there's no doubt

BLUE said...

"just saw the spurs/warriors highlights what a game"

fucking manu

tem said...

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