Thursday, May 02, 2013

Knicks...HA!

Nice work with the funeral suits last knight* knicks. FACE!

I don't have a lot to say today...TPS sucks!

Go!

193 comments:

Vice Presidente said...

still up 3-2

Vice Presidente said...

all of the knicks shooters were bad last night, only Felton was solid

Vice Presidente said...

you notice Pierce never swishes the basketball? like his makes always rattle in or hit backrim

just sayin

Jugdish said...

Rockets still alive

Vice Presidente said...

i'm off tw, dippity doooooo

BLUE said...

"you notice Pierce never swishes the basketball? like his makes always rattle in or hit backrim"

yep, they take away points for that right?

Vice Presidente said...

no i don't think so

BLUE said...

steph curry never hits the rim, he's unbelievable

BLUE said...

btw, we've taken to calling him Stephanie Curry, for being such a pussy

Vice Presidente said...

steph is unreal

Vice Presidente said...

when i watch professional sports it never gets lost on me how fucking awesome these guys are

like the 12th man on any basketball team is an incredible basketball player

BLUE said...

yeah, i remember in Hikeschool we'd play pickup games with Pete Chilcutt and Jim Les, both guys were at the end of the Kings bench. Dudes would make us look stupid. Jim Les wasn't terrific, but he just didn't miss

BLUE said...

that's the JR swish that I remembmer

Vice Presidente said...

colov but i hooped with Stephon Marbury - just ridiculous

and saw Telfair play several times - quickest dude i ever saw on the court

also witnessed jamaal tinsley ruin a guys life at the Cage, the West 4th st. courts i mean he just harassed this poor individual was like an uncle drew commercial

tem said...

why the fuck was some American visiting North Korea?

BLUE said...

kris kross...dead

tem said...

just one of them

BLUE said...

that's enough to kill the group

tem said...

the group died like 20 years ago.

BLUE said...

what's the deal with this jodi arias chick?

tem said...

blank stare

BLUE said...

why does it take so long to execute a man

fucking kill the fucker

Stelio said...

Giggle giggle giggle

Stelio said...

i'm off tw, dippity doooooo


Yo tambien

Stelio said...

what's the deal with this jodi arias chick?



Oh man is she crazy

Vice Presidente said...

bitches be crazy you

Vice Presidente said...

saw a kid with a cubs NLCS champ shirt from 2006

made me lol

was a mexicano

Vice Presidente said...

ordered an ab mat

6 pack by july is back

Aitch said...

"you notice Pierce never swishes the basketball? like his makes always rattle in or hit backrim"

Yes. Also he is not clutch. NS

BLUE said...

he used to always swish before the stabbings

BLUE said...

is he maybe the second best player ever from University of Kansas?

Wilt obviously being #1

Vice Presidente said...

Yes. Also he is not clutch. NS

stop it

tem said...

he is old.

Jugdish said...

he is old.



stop it

/tp

Aitch said...

I'm not a basketball guy like the rest of you, but they were talking about his numbers in the radio here the other day. If you look at his production in the last 5 minutes of the 4th qtr or OT, with the score within 5 pts either way, he is ranked 39th in the league.

Aitch said...

at the end of game 4, when the Celtics got the ball with 18 seconds left and the score tied, my friends were all celebrating like the game was over. I told them the game was going to overtime because they were going to run in isolation play to Pierce and he was gonna try to hit a fall away jumper
at the buzzer and miss it.

tem said...

who cares about clutch....is he brave?

Aitch said...

I am NOT saying he is not a good basketball player and I'm not saying that he hasn't had his clutch moments.but it seems like quite often, when the game is on the line, he tries to play hero ball and comes up short as often as he comes up big.

Aitch said...

again, this is all from a casual fan's point of view, so maybe you are seeing something that I don't fully appreciate.

Stelio said...

he tries to play hero ball and comes up short as often as he comes up big.


50% in ball is good, maybe great

Jugdish said...

afronauts is hilarity

tem said...

i don't think he is clutch either. at least not anymore.

tem said...

50% would be great.

clutch is kind of like MLB batting averages...if you are over .400 you are fucking awesome.

tem said...

i don't think he is even 50% though.

BLUE said...

yeah, kobe is one of the top clutch guys and he's like 35%.


but that's also because the guys who are clutch take a lot more shots in those situations, so they're going to miss more

tem said...

i played ncaa

tem said...

wava is ready to take over the #1 ranking that a back to back to back national title winner should have had all along.

i guarantee that tommy emanski's team didn't start the year ranked 20th.

tem said...

by the by. did we know that tommy emanski admitted that his back to back to back national AAU titles were fueled his players taking steroids and HGH?

BLUE said...

no, it was all fundamentals

crime dog told me so

tem said...

negative. he was a PHONY. a big fat PHONY.

Vice Presidente said...

crime dog

big hurt

two of the best nicknames

Stelio said...

There is actually more copper in a U.S. nickel than there is in a penny.

tem said...

NERD

Stelio said...

i played ncaa




Yep. I advanced. Then I beat IU 77-7

Stelio said...

NERD



It was a cnp

Stelio said...

don't make me get stelio to kick your ass

Vice Presidente said...

"is he maybe the second best player ever from University of Kansas?"

Raef LaFrentz would like a word

s

Stelio said...

Kenny Gregory

Stelio said...

From?



Columbus, Ohio

Vice Presidente said...

danny manning was suite, pierce better though

Stelio said...

Kirk Hinrich

BLUE said...

Danny Manning is probably #3, only because he had a lot of injuries that limited his career.

Stelio said...

bleacher report did a top 10 KU players in 2010, and Manning was 6th. I'm assuming that was top 10 players while at KU and not top 10 KU alum NBA careers

Vice Presidente said...

ha #3

Stelio said...

in your face

tem said...

gross

tem said...

csil still engaged?

BLUE said...

bleacher report, bleacher report...bleacher report!

Stelio said...

yep

BLUE said...

that's the octonauts song

Stelio said...

she probably can't spell engaged, though

Stelio said...

I think she got her dress last week

Stelio said...

and we got a save the date card in the mail yesterday

BLUE said...

what date do I need to make plans to be in scottsdale?

Jugdish said...

Stan Van Gundy atop Bucks wish list



mize

tem said...

when do i get my save the date?

tem said...

kod still doing ok after kodvorce?

Meiz said...

"Stan Van Gundy atop Bucks wish list"

whatever. the organization doesn't give a fuck any more, so neither do i.

BLUE said...

I wonder how SVG likes seattle

Stelio said...

what date do I need to make plans to be in scottsdale?



What's going on in Scottsdale?

Jugdish said...

whatever. the organization doesn't give a fuck any more, so neither do i.


sounds like an excuse to jump on the heat bandwagon

Stelio said...

so neither do i.



I don't believe this

Stelio said...

kod still doing ok after kodvorce?



He's probably still shook. He hasn't sent my bobblehead yet

tem said...

you should beat him up then

Stelio said...

he needs to get in line

Jugdish said...

royce white shouldn't be trash talking kevin durant on twitter

tem said...

he needs something to do while he rides the bus.

Meiz said...

"sounds like an excuse to jump on the heat bandwagon"

Pay attention to the last decade regarding Bron.

Stelio said...

Kellogg's Pop Tart Vodka

Stelio said...

Pay attention to the last decade regarding Bron.




Noone here has known you a decade

Jugdish said...

Noone here has known you a decade


i do remeber a mize #FEARTHEDEER era not too long ago

Stelio said...

And Deer Team Six or whatever foreigner group he was part of a couple seasons ago

Jugdish said...

wall

Meiz said...

"i do remeber a mize #FEARTHEDEER era not too long ago"


I don't see the relevance. Are you guys trying to insinuate that I'm claiming not to be a bucks fan? Why would you do that?

Stelio said...

Dos De Mayo potluck and salsa contest for lunch today. Dope

Jugdish said...

i hate mayo

/Lp

BLUE said...

OJ Mayo?

BLUE said...

the scott hastings/mark jackson feud is kind of funny

tem said...

with pico del gallo?

Stelio said...

you know I don't speak spanish

Stelio said...

finally got a 300 on PBA

Jugdish said...

did you get a pba card for that?

Stelio said...

did you?

Jugdish said...

i didn't get a 300 on pba

Stelio said...

woe

Jugdish said...

woe


Why would you say that??






s

Stelio said...

Happy We Kilt OBL Day

tem said...

you killed him?

tem said...

*you helped killed him?

Stelio said...

Happy OBL Got Kilt Day

BLUE said...

"A dozen Spanish-speaking custodial workers at the Auraria Higher Education Center filed formal grievances with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission against their employer. The group is charging AHEC with national origin discrimination, saying a lack of communication in their native language has resulted in unfair working conditions. "

you have got to be fucking kidding me

Stelio said...

they probably aren't kidding

tem said...

and since we have no national language they have a point.

tem said...

if you are going to hire a bunch of spanish speaking people you need to make every day taco day, not just thursday.

Meiz said...

"and since we have no national language they have a point."

This.

Meiz said...

We didn't get tacos in HS. Our hot lunch was rather good though.

tem said...



anyone care to guess what town is trying diaperless babies?

Stelio said...

adults piss & shit on the streets there. Why not babies, too?

BLUE said...

"and since we have no national language they have a point."

we have a national language, it's called AMERICAN, and if you can't speak it, then maybe you should move

Stelio said...

Did you guys play NCAA yet?


(S)

Stelio said...

Boise, tOSU, & wava are 1,2,3

tem said...

keith with his ncaa bullying

tem said...

is it wava vs boise this week?

Stelio said...

big game coming up with Boise vs wava

Stelio said...

i2i

Stelio said...

I don't think it's this week.

BLUE said...

i think I have CU this week

Stelio said...

this week is boise vs the buffaloes & wava vs FU

BLUE said...

yep, next week, week 10

Stelio said...

I gotta stop throwing pics, though. IU's only pts were on a 100 yd TAInt

BLUE said...

yeah, and maybe stop cheating with the turbo blitz

Stelio said...

stop being jealous because you don't have a LB with 65 sacks

tem said...

ha

Stelio said...

I hope I can keep him for his sr year

tem said...

blue's just jealous because he hasn't figured out to get it to work.

BLUE said...

"I hope I can keep him for his sr year"

turbo blitz cheat code doesn't work with other guys?

Stelio said...

he should spend more time practicing his blitzes and less time hitting reset

tem said...

"I hope I can keep him for his sr year"

just don't let his daddy talk to him. let mamma decide and he'll stay in school to get his degree.

BLUE said...

"blue's just jealous because he hasn't figured out to get it to work."

i tried one play and it fucked me up, so i gave up

BLUE said...

"Since 1970, only one quarterback started and won a playoff game, and then never started again while still active after that season, according to Elias Sports Bureau."

Stelio said...

I'm not nerdy enough to know how to use any cheat codes

Stelio said...

"Since 1970, only one quarterback started and won a playoff game, and then never started again while still active after that season, according to Elias Sports Bureau."



john elway

Stelio said...

oh wait. Still active. Duh

Stelio said...

tim tebow

BLUE said...

Tim Tebow will be #2, the other one was some Frank Lee guy

tem said...

"Since 1970, only one quarterback started and won a playoff game, and then never started again while still active after that season, according to Elias Sports Bureau."


the black guy bradshaw replaced?

tem said...

"Tim Tebow will be #2, the other one was some Frank Lee guy"

guess not the guy bradshaw replaced

tem said...

"I'm not nerdy enough to know how to use any cheat codes"

it isn't a cheat code. it is an exploit.

BLUE said...

i might watch that teen mom porn

Stelio said...

No might for me

tem said...

"teen mom porn"

sounds illegal.

BLUE said...

she looks pretty hot in the screen caps

Stelio said...

it isn't a cheat code. it is an exploit.



so you figured it out?

tem said...

how to do it is on you tube.

tem said...

also i know that if i play you i can just run screen passes and win.

Stelio said...

how to do it is on you tube.



interesting. I wonder if it's the same shit I do. I haven't lookt* on youztube for anything

Stelio said...

also i know that if i play you i can just run screen passes and win.



also, I know to play differently and not blitz every play against you now

tem said...

if you run a LB through a gap at the snap it is probably the same thing.

if you are bringing him off the edge it is different.

tem said...

if you are moving the LB side to side before the snap that is a different one. it confuses the linemen and your guy can blitz untouched. i think they fixed that though.

BLUE said...

he comes up a gap

tem said...

the turbo blitz is basically when you occupy the center with a lineman and a guard with another and run the LB through the gap. if you hold down on the right or left stick (I can't remember which) the lb shoots through really fast.

Stelio said...

ah, the one I found on youztube is a similar concept, but I don't run it the same way. I don't have control of the blitzing LB at any point.

tem said...

keeping your RB in to block usually stops it fine.

or you slant the TE where the LB used to be

tem said...

"I don't have control of the blitzing LB at any point. "

then i have no idea how you do it.

BLUE said...

keith pinches the line then lines up the LB right over the RG...boom goes the dynamite

Stelio said...

I occupy the guard and the DE occupies the tackle

BLUE said...

it's got to be a blitz call, and the LB then shoots the gap

BLUE said...

if your run the goal line set against it, it stops it

Stelio said...

keith pinches the line then lines up the LB right over the RG...boom goes the dynamite



Close. I pinch the line and then move the DT over so he's touching the DE. Then I occupy the RG. If there is a RB that gets the LB, I can usually get off the RG and get to the QB with the DT

tem said...

i am surprised that works so well against the computer.

it must be because you play in the shitty big 10. that shit wouldn't fly in the SEC.

BLUE said...

shady mccoy is only 24?

Stelio said...

shady mccoy is only 24?



No way

tem said...

shady mccoy

::frank steak::

Stelio said...

it must be because you play in the shitty big 10. that shit wouldn't fly in the SEC.



It workt* against a Pac12 team and an ACC team

BLUE said...

"No way"

looks like it's true...doesn't turn 25 until July

Stelio said...

cray

BLUE said...

von miller has started a chicken farm

Aitch said...

"shady mccoy

::frank steak::"

Oh, Tem...

Stelio said...

wall

Jugdish said...

there was a shooting in bush intercontinental airport this afternoon. its about 30 miles from here...pray for me

Jugdish said...

i just saw this on FB too: "Yesterday at this time my mom was in terminal B of Houston Intercontinental flying United Express to see me.............so thankful she flew yesterday and not today!!!"

and a related comment: "OMG, I was there last week

Jugdish said...

from what i heard, the dude shot a round in the air then killed himself

Jugdish said...

OBAMA, MEXICAN PRESIDENT HOLD JOINT PRESS CONFERENCE



he better have translator!

/mexican president

Stelio said...

its about 30 miles from here...pray for me



hilarity

BLUE said...

I've flown through Bush International like 8 times...whew lucky me

BLUE said...

russell westbrook is pushing levis now?

Stelio said...

David Kahn is out as president of basketball operations for the Minnesota Timberwolves.
The Timberwolves announced Thursday that owner Glen Taylor has decided not to pick up the option for next season on Kahn's contract.
Taylor also is putting the finishing touches on a deal to hire ESPN NBA analyst Flip Saunders as Kahn's replacement

Meiz said...

It's gonna rain here for like 2 weeks. I'm already sad enough, Mother Nature.

tem said...

I've determined shady mccoy is colt mccoys rap name

tem said...

I've determined shady mccoy is colt mccoys rap name

Stelio said...

what's the deal with this jodi arias chick?



I'd fuck her

Aitch said...

She stabbed him 27 times, slit his throat and then shot him in the head and says it was in self defense?

Seems reasonable.

Aitch said...

Never heard of her before today

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