Wednesday, May 29, 2013

JOEY

I don't understand why people don't like Joey Crawford.  He's got the onions to call the game fairly.  I guarantee you he would have called the offensive foul on Jordan in game 6 against the Jazz.

The Miami Heat need to find Chris Bosh because Roy Hibbert is destroying him.

Pacers/Heat has been an entertaining series.  Imagine if Danny Granger was healthy..

I went to a going away party on Saturday night and got wrecked.  Drank way way too much tequila, by the end of the night I was mixing it with whatever I could find, which was typically ginger beer.  As awful as that sounds it tasted great.    Walked home and paid the babysitter, then proceeded to go upstairs and puke my guts out.  Haven't done that in years, it felt great.  The best part was cmblue came home a little while later to me passed out on the bathroom floor and the kids kind of running around the house. She thought it was pretty funny.  Anyway, I asked dob1 the next day if she knew that I had gotten sick, and she said "no, I just thought you were in there fixing the toilet".  Gotta love kids


103 comments:

Public Enemy #1 said...

"no, I just thought you were in there fixing the toilet"

She'll be telling this to a therapist some day.

S

Public Enemy #1 said...

Saw a model S this morning, Blue.

That was awesome said...

"She thought it was pretty funny"

cmep would have had a stroke

That was awesome said...

partly because if not supervised my kids would probably hurt themselves or just murder the house

BLUE said...

"Saw a model S this morning, Blue. "

yeah, they are starting to pop up all over town here now

Jugdish said...

cmep would have had a stroke



cmjug too

That was awesome said...

fucking gooks buying up the south's beloved Smithfield

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"hour 1 of 11?"

3

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"fucking gooks buying up the south's beloved Smithfield"

Fuck Smithfield

BLUE said...

"cmep would have had a stroke"

I was surprised at her reaction. Apparently she came home, not too long after I did, but I have no idea.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Top 2 Hot Pockets

Steak & Cheddar
Chicken Quesadilla

BLUE said...

that's one hot pocket for every 5.5 hours of work

tem said...

wtf is Smithfield?

tem said...

cmblue thought it was funny yesterday, but she'll use it in an argument against you soon enough.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"wtf is Smithfield?"

food manufacturer/vendor

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

That sale is actually a pretty bomb deal for Smithfield. Sold for 31% over the value of the company.

tem said...

over what company?

Jugdish said...

cmblue thought it was funny yesterday, but she'll use it in an argument against you soon enough.


^^^^

BLUE said...

do they sell hotpockets

That was awesome said...

smithfield ham tem

ringing a bell?

Keef said...

Google owns 68% of all searches in the U.S. and 83% in Europe.

tem said...

"smithfield ham tem

ringing a bell?"

no.

i know of honeybaked ham.

BLUE said...

how do they "own" them

Keef said...

dee-lish

Keef said...

re: honeybaked ham

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

EARregardless, we've all consumed Smithfield's swine products at one point or another

BLUE said...

I've nerve had a smithfield

BLUE said...

is that like mrs. field's cookies?

Public Enemy #1 said...

I'm even more cranky than usual today and I have no idea why.

Public Enemy #1 said...

Cue Keith's attention whore comment

tem said...

"I'm even more cranky than usual today and I have no idea why."

male menstration

Keef said...

Cue Keith's attention whore comment



I don't even need to say anything.

Jugdish said...

male menstration


manstration

Keef said...

menstration is how LP spelts it, tem

tem said...

i looked at smithfield's website.

i don't recall every buying such a thing, but it is totally possible and probably i had their food at a restaurant or deli or something.

tem said...

"menstration is how LP spelts it, tem"

i just don't know how to spell it correctly. that was my best effort at it.

Public Enemy #1 said...

You're missing a 'u'

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"I've nerve had a smithfield"

Smithfield isn't necessarily the brand of the product.

That was awesome said...

menstruation

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Menses

Public Enemy #1 said...

Apparently, the proper term is crankier and not more cranky. Where were you on that one, Grammar Nazi Keith?

Keef said...

Where were you on that one, Grammar Nazi Keith?



You're as bad as anyone, Shrek

Keef said...

Separated at birth?

Public Enemy #1 said...

BAHAHAHAHAHA! Well played.

Keef said...

you guys even have the same temper

BLUE said...

I call it meiztration

tem said...

going away party for who? is blue going away?

That was awesome said...

still cant believe mets beat mariano last night

BLUE said...

"going away party for who? is blue going away?"

nope, neighbors are moving to Houston to live by cmjug

That was awesome said...

fucking houston

tem said...

we don't even talk to our neighbors.

i'm not sure the ones to our right even speak english.

the ones to our left seem like ok people but they never came over to introduce themselves when we moved in so i am irrationally pissed at them and am currently holding a grudge.

BLUE said...

there's a group of about 6 families that all live within a few houses of us that have various kids all the same ages.


and the parents like to sit outsided and drink whilst their kids play in the neighborhood

tem said...

it is various kids? they don't share the same kids?

BLUE said...

some share the same kids, some have a variety

tem said...

i see

That was awesome said...

"and the parents like to sit outsided and drink whilst their kids play in the neighborhood"

sounds nice

what a country we live in

USA USA USA USA

That was awesome said...

A Man Brought A Pony To The Liquor Store On Memorial Day And The Pony Pooped On The Floor


hilarious

That was awesome said...

A couple from North Carolina traveled to Hawaii last month to pursue their dream of having a “dolphin-assisted birth” for their baby due in July, the Charlotte Observer reports.

The couple is hoping to bond with animals in the wild, spending time in the water with them before and after the birth. If the new parents are “lucky” they may even even be able to have the baby in the water, The Sirius Institute, the organization helping with the odd birth plan, says on their website.

Although dolphins can be affectionate toward and form bonds with humans, the animals can be incredibly dangerous, too…They try to rape and drown people; they gang rape their females and sometimes hold them hostage for weeks; they murder baby porpoises for fun; they kill the babies of rival male dolphins, because as soon as her child dies, a female dolphin is ready to be raped and impregnated immediately.

wft

BLUE said...

can't rape the willing

BLUE said...

"Fort Collins-based New Belgium Brewing Co., the nation’s third largest craft brewer, announced Wednesday it is hitting the pause button for eight months on its $175 million East Coast brewery taking shape in Asheville, N.C."

boo

Public Enemy #1 said...

Dolphin rape does not sound like a good time

tem said...

pause button?

sounds like loan fell through or cost overruns.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I'd like to try the Newcastle Bombshell

That was awesome said...

new belgium is Fat Tire right?

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Fat Tire is New Belgium

Keef said...

your face is fat and tired

BLUE said...

"sounds like loan fell through or cost overruns"

apparently their recent expansion here in Colorado has been sufficient enough that they don't need the extra space as fast as they thought they would.

BLUE said...

or, sales haven't picked up to the point where they need the extra capacity

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

well they suck

BLUE said...

i'm not as big of a new Belgium fan as I used to be

I've gotten onto the blue moon sampler pack wagon

Keef said...

cmtem ready to pop yet?

Keef said...

Blue Moon is definitely my favorito

BLUE said...

they should drop basketball from the Olympics

it's pointless at this point

tem said...

cmtem is scheduled for a c section on june 7th.

she'd be ok if the baby came before then. i think she is ready to get the baby out of her.

Jugdish said...

Blue Moon is definitely my favorito



their winter beer is good too

Keef said...

their winter beer is good too



It's all Blue Moon

Jugdish said...

well yeah

Keef said...

ha

Keef said...

i think she is ready to get the baby out of her.



probably

tem said...

she has the numb and tingly hands thing going. she seems to hate that more than any other issue.

Keef said...

I get that, too. Totally different reason, though.

/beth

Keef said...

I want to see the new 30 for 30 on Clint Malarchuk

Keef said...

it'll be too preachy

/tem

tem said...

i don't. i hate those things.

tem said...

keith knows

Keef said...

figures, the only guy here that goes to church doesn't like things to be too preachy

tem said...

right, i get enough of it on sundays.

tem said...

if you got preached to every sunday you wouldn't want to go home and watch a tv show that preaches to you.

Keef said...

ahik*

tem said...

yep

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Grease 2 is too preachy for me

tem said...

good

tem said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

new garage door & new opener is going to run about $1100. Suite

Public Enemy #1 said...

Jug is a church goer as well, no?

Keef said...

Jug didn't go to church in Vegas during a summit

Jugdish said...

Jug is a church goer as well, no?


yes, but i like the 30 for 30 series

Jugdish said...



Jug didn't go to church in Vegas during a summit


no, not in vegas

Public Enemy #1 said...

Considering Jug wasn't IN Vagas, we can hardly hold that against him lol

Keef said...

So we can hold it against him a little

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