Friday, May 31, 2013

Is that crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a shit on the floor?

Man Chalmers is such a cunt.

Question. 
How many months will it take for Udonis Haslem to be charged with a crime once his basketball career is over?

Do they really need more flavored Vodkas out there?  What is the deal with that.  I understand like a line of a couple but who the fuck is rocking whipped cream Vodka or Cotton Candy Vodka?  Why don't we just come out with ice cream flavors for Vodkas.  Lemme get a cookies and cream vodka.  Hit me with a butter pecan vodka.

I wanna punch Will Smiths kid in the mouth.

Did my part for the Jersey Shore.  Bought some amusement park tickets - like a booklet.  Will be spending cash in Point Pleasent often enough this summer.

Suck cock Yankee fans.  Just got sah-wept by the shittiest Mets team since 1990.

Pretty sure no one listens to Erik Spolestra in those miked up huddles.

Orange Gatorade is the bomb.

Spurs be resting yo.

Grown Ups 2?  Seriously?



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ToddPacker said...

"How many months will it take for Udonis Haslem to be charged with a crime once his basketball career is over?"

stop it, UD is a saint

ToddPacker said...

"Suck cock Yankee fans"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

"Haslem said Juwan Howard threw a few things in the locker room and had a few
choice words for teammates at halftime -- "a lot of bleeps and stuff like
that," Haslem said -- and that James echoed the same remarks just before the
start of the third."


juwan

That was awesome said...

fucking Juwan

That was awesome said...

i read something that Tiger over the course of his PGA career is 2000 strokes under par

tem said...

"Pleasent"

is that how they spell it in real life?

tem said...

"Orange Gatorade is the bomb."

it is better than green, but it is way low on my list.

tem said...

"Lemme get a cookies and cream vodka."

i think this does exist.

tem said...


seagrams

Keef said...

How many months will it take for Udonis Haslem to be charged with a crime once his basketball career is over?



Seems racist

That was awesome said...

didnt even know seagrams made vodka

Keef said...

Everyone makes vodker

Public Enemy #1 said...

$1.5 mil is pretty pitiful Keith, no?

That was awesome said...

fucking June already

Jugdish said...

$1.5 mil is pretty pitiful Keith, no?



Durant donated a million to help with the OK tornado victims

Keef said...

Earth's oceans contain close to 20 million tons of gold.

Keef said...

$1.5 mil is pretty pitiful Keith, no?



It was a joke because Dane Cook and Lenny Clarke are both awful and people shouldn't have to pay to see them.

Keef said...

fucking June already



I thought EST was only 3 hours ahead of us. I guess I was wrong.

tem said...

"fucking June already"

no it isn't

Public Enemy #1 said...

I'm aware it was a joke. I'm just asking if you agree with my stance on this.

Keef said...

yeah, $1.5 mil is not much for a benefit concert

Keef said...

pretty much reeks of O:FB

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I was not aware that Dane Cook still had any kind of an audience.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Orange Gatorade is very good, but it's no Lemon/Lime or Fruit Punch.



I like rat-ass Powerade better
/Keith

Keef said...

I've changed my stance on that

BLUE said...

Blue Gatorade is the best

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"I've changed my stance on that"

Impressive

Keef said...

Been drinking zero cal Gatorade like a champ lately

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"Blue Gatorade is the best"

It's my least favorite. It tastes awful to me.

Keef said...

Fry's had Gatorade for like $.60 for 32oz bottles last week. I boat* like 20 of them

Keef said...

They only have maybe 4 flavors of the zero cal at the store here. Favorite is probably grape, then lemon lime, then rain, then fruit punch

Keef said...

I was not aware that Dane Cook still had any kind of an audience.



He doesn't. That's why they only raised $1.5 mil

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I refuse to drink G2. Talk about bland.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I'd rather drink the muckety muck Bug Juice from HS football practice.

Keef said...

gatorade snob

Keef said...

S

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I totally am.

Keef said...

Arizona mother freed from Mexican jail, grateful for attention



I feel ya, sister


/H

tem said...

i like that you guys use the real flavors when you describe them.


i say purple, blue, green, orange, yellow.

also i say pee co de gah low. so i am dumb.

tem said...

he raised $1.5M more than you did.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"Fry's had Gatorade for like $.60 for 32oz bottles last week. I boat* like 20 of them"


Fucking vulture. Leave some for the poor people.

Jugdish said...

Fucking vulture. Leave some for the poor people.



keef is working two yobs, let him have his gatorade

tem said...

they were 80 cents here at the grocery. i boat* a few. not 20 though. i think 10.

tem said...

cmtem made me get the low cal version.

i like the purple and the blue.

she likes the green one.

tem said...

i also like red, but they didn't have any red.

tem said...

fascinating stuff

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Cheapest we ever get them is like .89

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

@but we have cheap vehicle registration fees@

Keef said...

Fucking vulture. Leave some for the poor people.



That's dumb.

Keef said...

When they have ya-huge sales like that, they have pallets and pallets and pallets of them

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

sarcasm. We need a sarcasm font

That was awesome said...

fucking Fridays remember when these were non TPS days?

Keef said...

sarcasm. We need a sarcasm font



Or some kind of designated letter

Jugdish said...

fucking Fridays remember when these were non TPS days?



vaguely

That was awesome said...

Fairway had them 75 cents which is why i mentioned it

i cleaned out the Orange

sorry poor people

Jugdish said...

then you had to become el vice presidente

Jugdish said...

mize

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"fucking Fridays remember when these were non TPS days?"


I'm getting pounded with appointments today. Email server was down from 2pm-6pm yesterday & bossman's boss was covering this morning, so nothing got done. Dude doesn't even open Outlook. Pisses my shit for a few hours.

Keef said...

pray for mize

/H

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Pretty fucking tall orders for an intern, Bron. Get a grip.

That was awesome said...

Maker's Mark has announced plans to introduce a "state-of-the-art rinse process" to its whiskey-making, a process that would extract extra gallons of whiskey out of the wood that forms the barrels. This is the company's latest attempt to deal with a looming supply-and-demand problem — and presumably will go over better than the previous plan to just add water."


Makers Mark is delicious

That was awesome said...

Here is a thing that has been grossing out Starbucks patrons in Hong Kong: a branch of the chain has admitted to using water from a faucet in a nearby men's bathroom to brew its coffee every day. The water was then filtered — but not purified — leading Hong Kong's Food and Environmental Hygiene Department to issue the location a warning

fucking gooks

Jugdish said...

Makers Mark is delicious



especially when its all spiced up and poured over rice


s

Jugdish said...


lebron intern


At 6:43 PM, Mr. Bosh used his fingers to scoop ice out of Mr. Wade's glass of water and said, "This never happened."

Keef said...

Makers Mark is delicious



groce

That was awesome said...

"Earth's oceans contain close to 20 million tons of gold."

the ocean is cool

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Whiskey is for Coke and Squirt.

That was awesome said...

Jack and Coke hold the coke

That was awesome said...

i be making whiskey sours at home lately

getting real good at this bartender thing

Keef said...

getting real good at this bartender thing



It's whiskey & lemon juice. Not exactly rocket science

Keef said...

Whiskey is delicious. It's excellent when you mix it with sweet & sour mix


/H

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"It's whiskey & lemon juice."

Say What? Whiskey & 50/50 or Squirt

That was awesome said...

"It's whiskey & lemon juice. Not exactly rocket science"

and sugar

and it was a seperate statement

but you still need to know how to combine the ingredients for max pleasure

Keef said...

The whiskey sour is a mixed drink containing whiskey (often Bourbon), lemon juice, sugar, and optionally, a dash of egg white to make it a Boston Sour.

That was awesome said...

the fuck is squirt

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Make me a mojito, booze jockey.

That was awesome said...

Boston Sour

awful

That was awesome said...

Make me a mojito, booze jockey.

done

That was awesome said...

"50/50"

Lemon ex you mean or sour mix

Keef said...

Whiskey & 50/50 or Squirt



Whiskey & lemon juice. Got it.

That was awesome said...

its funny now, i judge people on what type of drink they order

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Only Boston would put eggs in a cocktail. What kind of fuckery is that?

Keef said...

Only Boston would put eggs in a cocktail. What kind of fuckery is that?



exactly

That was awesome said...

"Whiskey & lemon juice. Got it."

lemon juice doenst have sugar in it donkey breath

so no, it's whiskey/lemon juice/sugar or

what meiz is i think saying with 50/50, whiskey and a sour mix (which is 50% lemon - 50% simple syrup (sugar)

Keef said...

I was trying to get some illiterate mfer to email me photos of his car yesterday, but the dude didn't have a fucking clue what email was. I was spelting* out my email address and when I got to "@", I got a ::whatchutalkinboutwillis::. I said "it's the symbol on your 2 key. Dude says "Oh, is it the one that looks like a tic tac toe board". I lost it. Been laughing about it ever since.

That was awesome said...

damn what a tard

Keef said...

lemon juice doenst have sugar in it donkey breath



So you're telling me lemons don't have sugar in them?

That was awesome said...

"So you're telling me lemons don't have sugar in them?"

like botanically? probably

why cant you just apologize

the recipe says lemon AND sugar

not lemon (which may contain sugar)

Keef said...

I apologize for saying lemons have sugar in them.


Even though they do.

Keef said...

that was irresponsible of me

That was awesome said...

apology accepted

Keef said...

thank you

Keef said...

should we hug it out

That was awesome said...

nah i only hug men when championships are won

That was awesome said...

and at funerals of course

Keef said...

and scream like a bitch

That was awesome said...

khaki pants

Keef said...

and scream like a bitch



You've effectively said that you don't ever want to see him in person

/mize

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

The like part is key. Doing something "like a bitch" is much different than "you're a bitch". You tell somebody they're a bitch or a pussy, you'd better be prepared to find out immediately.

Jugdish said...

i don't find Jack to be a good sipping whiskey...i prefer crown

Jugdish said...

you'd better be prepared to find out immediately.



wussbag



S

Jugdish said...

you'd better be prepared to find out immediately.



right after school!

BLUE said...

"i don't find Jack to be a good sipping whiskey...i prefer crown"

jack is fucking awful unless you mix it with something.

crown is good, maker's mark is ok.

this is blue's go to whiskey now

Jugdish said...

MmmmmHops

BLUE said...

"Doing something "like a bitch" is much different than "you're a bitch"."

what if I say..."bitch, please"

Jugdish said...

i keep canadian mist at the house because its cheap, i get it for about $15 a handle at the bx. its also not bad at all when mixed with diet coke, which is what i usually mix whiskey with

BLUE said...

surprised that this isn't EP's whiskey of choice

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"what if I say..."bitch, please""

Allowed.

That was awesome said...

fucking Colorado whiskey looks hipster

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

FINALLY, my inbox is empty.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

*fucking Colorado is hipsters


*fixed

That was awesome said...

at home the whiskey i have

Jack, Jim, Wild Trukey (bourbon duh), Canadian Club and Crown Royal

That was awesome said...

Doing something "like a bitch" is much different than "you're a bitch".

word up

if you want me to throw call me a pussy

game over nigga

That was awesome said...

to note, recently finished a Jameson

Keef said...

Doing something "like a bitch" is much different than "you're a bitch".


I never said "you're a bitch"

Keef said...

right after school!



Hilarity. Should I "prepare" to meet up behind the bleachers or across the street in the woods?

tem said...

"especially when its all spiced up and poured over rice


s"

is that portuguese style?

Keef said...

if you want me to throw call me a pussy




It's cool that you're in your 30s and still like to fight

tem said...

i like wild turkey.

Jugdish said...

Hilarity. Should I "prepare" to meet up behind the bleachers or across the street in the woods?



or at recess

tem said...

crown goes with 7 up.

jack goes with coke.

wild turkey goes with rednecks.

That was awesome said...

me just now at dunkin donuts

large iced tea and a vanilla frosted donut

indian chick - sprinkles or no sprinkls

me - like E40 said Sprinkle me main

indian chick - ::fucking white people::

Jugdish said...

Hilarity. Should I "prepare" to meet up behind the bleachers or across the street in the woods?



O'Doyle rules!!!

/mize and Lp

tem said...

tem needs to go to denver soon for work.

That was awesome said...

"It's cool that you're in your 30s and still like to fight"

i dont like to fight, at all

Jugdish said...

tem needs to go to denver soon for work.



ahh the sunshine state

tem said...

why would you fight in the woods?

Jugdish said...

gorgeous!

That was awesome said...

wild turkey goes with ice

101 proof, sip it, let it happen

tem said...

"i dont like to fight, at all"

this triggered by bullshit alarm.

That was awesome said...

"ahh the sunshine state"

fucking hilarity
will never get old that classic

Keef said...

or at recess



The worse* thing about that back in the day, is that you would find out that there was going to be a fight, and then the rumors would go around the entire school all day, and everyone was so pumped up to watch it. And then when school ended, all the teachers knew about it too, and they were out there and the fight nerve* happened

That was awesome said...

"this triggered by bullshit alarm."

im a lover not a fighter

havent fought another man bare knuckled since early twenties

That was awesome said...

"And then when school ended, all the teachers knew about it too, and they were out there and the fight nerve* happened"


this happened in Florida

in brooklyn the fight went down as scheduled because the teachers would just leave

Keef said...

why would you fight in the woods?



Because it's not on school grounds

tem said...

the woods has too many weapons.

tem said...

murder sticks be lying around all over the place.

That was awesome said...

and snakes

fucking snakes

tem said...

tie a snake to a murder stick and shit gets real.

Keef said...

murder sticks be lying around all over the place.



12 year olds aren't necessarily known for good judgment

tem said...

they aren't necessarily not known for good judgement either.

BLUE said...

what are 12 year olds known for?

That was awesome said...

video games and jerking thier birds

BLUE said...

so same thing as 35 year old EP?

Keef said...

I wasn't jerking anything at 12 y/o

That was awesome said...

"so same thing as 35 year old EP?"

yes, minus vidyo games im waiting for Xbox One

tem said...

"I wasn't jerking anything at 12 y/o"

ah, you were a ladies man and didn't need to jerk it?

tem said...

i don't remember being 12

Keef said...

ah, you were a ladies man and didn't need to jerk it?




ETEO. For some reason I think I was in hike school before that started

tem said...

at 12 i figured you already had 3 years of prepping for fatherhood under your belt.

That was awesome said...

"For some reason I think I was in hike school before that started"

late bloomer alert

Public Enemy #1 said...

"Only Boston would put eggs in a cocktail. What kind of fuckery is that?"

Never heard of this. NS

Public Enemy #1 said...

"You tell somebody they're a bitch or a pussy, you'd better be prepared to find out immediately."

Get on a plane, bitch.

Public Enemy #1 said...

EP, you're a pussy.

tem said...

H still wants to fight someone?

BLUE said...

H has interweb muscles

BLUE said...

fucking rockies lost 3 of 4 to one of the worst teams in beisbol history

BLUE said...

thus, the rockies are worse than the worse team in history

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"H still wants to fight someone?"

He will have his vengeance some day.

tem said...

i think all that metal songs he sings makes him an angry person.

he should chillax with some country music.

tem said...

1 fucking game and the "is the big 3 a myth" questions are big news.

fucking media.


Jugdish said...

he should chillax with some country music.



he should watch that video of him singing Save a Zorse, ride a cowboy

BLUE said...

ESPN radio with SVP and racillo or whatever were saying that the Lebron window is closing..and they made fun of the "not 5, not 6, not 7..." and said, well maybe it'll just be 2.

tem said...

i'm glad you said "singing"

and not just a video of him saving a zorse and riding a cowboy.

BLUE said...

H needs to move back in with the topless roommate

tem said...

Lebron's window is open for the next 10 years irregardless of what team he plays on.

tem said...

he could joing a WNBA team and make the NBA finals.

Jugdish said...

and not just a video of him saving a zorse and riding a cowboy


i wouldn't want to see that video

tem said...

and once you get to the finals it is a crapshoot.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I like how the "LeBron window" is closing, but Mike was winning titles well into his 30s.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"Lebron's window is open for the next 10 years irregardless of what team he plays on."

^^^^^^^^^^^

BLUE said...

maybe it was the Heat window...because they were talking about how awful d-wade and bosh are...but Lebron is still very decent

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Even when Bron is older than 35 he'll probably still be one of, if not, the best PF in the league.

tem said...

if Lebron is on the Heat the window is open.

Public Enemy #1 said...

I was just busting balls. Sheesh...

tem said...

talking heads with this shit piss me off.

wade and bosh didn't score...oh no.


Haslem went for 13 points more than his average. chalmers was above his average and lebron fucking dominated. it happens.

tem said...

"I was just busting balls. Sheesh..."


so were we. jeez-a-looooo.....

Keef said...

at 12 i figured you already had 3 years of prepping for fatherhood under your belt.



ha

Keef said...

ESPN radio with SVP and racillo or whatever were saying that the Lebron window is closing..and they made fun of the "not 5, not 6, not 7..." and said, well maybe it'll just be 2.



Steve Kerr said something to that effect. I think he said the Heat's window with this core is like 3 years

Keef said...

Bosh is awful. He was on that Disney show Jessie. Maybe that's why

tem said...

"He was on that Disney show Jessie."

you know how i know that you have a kid?

Keef said...

how?

tem said...

by the fact that you know bosh was on a disney show and then knew the name of said disney show.

tem said...

so, i guess either you have a kid or you are gay or both.

otherwise you have no business knowing that information.

Keef said...

should I be watching Grease 2 instead?

Keef said...

Maybe I should be watching The Voice instead?

tem said...

maybe.

or maybe you just have a kid and that's why you know such things.

tem said...

it isn't a bad thing. sheesh.

kid must be a pain in your ass.

Jugdish said...

he is too busy watching the disney channel to notice



s

Public Enemy #1 said...

Pain in your asses

/EP

Keef said...

nothing wrong with Disney Channel

Keef said...

ok I take that bag. Dog With A Blog is awful.

BLUE said...

dog with a blog?

Keef said...

yeah it's as bad as it sounds

Keef said...

and it's not about beth



heyooooooooooooo

Public Enemy #1 said...

WOOOOOOOOOW!

Keef said...

WT

Keef said...

or, BT, I guess

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

bold

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