Thursday, May 09, 2013

I guess were done

You ever see a pregnant chick and immediately start to think of how she got fucked the day that fetus was conceived?  Like you start to wonder if she was on top or doggy or missionary or was it a spur of the moment lust fuck up against a wall.  Or maybe it was planned with candles in the bedroom some real love making type shit.  I always drift off thinking these things when I see a pregnant chick.

Like I want to literally know how that happened. 

I'm the only one right?  I'm sick.

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Vice Presidente said...

hope were in the title pisses off you grammar folk

in your face

tem said...

lots of quitters round these parts

Aitch said...

Is that the new "I did that on purpose?"

tem said...

i don't think i have ever seen a pregnant woman and wondered what position she was in when she got knocked up.

now i will only think of that though.

Stelio said...

You ever see a pregnant chick and immediately start to think of how she got fucked the day that fetus was conceived?




Not once have I ever thought that

ns

tem said...

until the next time you see one.

Meiz said...

"You ever see a pregnant chick and immediately start to think of how she got fucked the day that fetus was conceived?"


What on Earth is wrong with you?

tem said...

unless the next one is cmk. you might already know how she got knocked up.

tem said...

as an aside cmtem HATES the phrase "knocked up"

she would rather hear me say cunt 1,000 times than knocked up once.

Meiz said...

"that bulls heat game was like a 90's knicks heat game"

Except with better players

Stelio said...

until the next time you see one.



true story

Stelio said...

cmk just called me and told me bgas has been throwing up all morning.


Goddamn pain in my ass

(S)

Stelio said...

you might already know how she got knocked up.



Yep. It was that time we had sex last year

BLUE said...

yes you're the only one

Stelio said...

allegedly

(S)

Stelio said...

cmk says the c word more than I would expect a chick to use it.

Meiz said...

I never understood the negative stigma that cunt has with women. I think it's a delightful word.

Meiz said...

Hey, look at that cunt over there.

Meiz said...

Oh, man! That hit her right in the cunt!

Vice Presidente said...

"Goddamn pain in my ass"

just an expression bro

Vice Presidente said...

"What on Earth is wrong with you?"

how much time do you have

Meiz said...

Does BEAST classify me as a "heavy user" if I get a McDouble and a small fry every Wednesday after zorse shoes?

Stelio said...

how much time do you have



Not much, bro. He's got driver uniforms to design

Stelio said...

I would figure that having BEAST once a week is a heavy user

Meiz said...

"how much time do you have"

All of the time. I can add it to my memoirs.

Meiz said...

"I would figure that having BEAST once a week is a heavy user"


Well, then I am going to reason with myself and say I'm not because I don't get a meal.

Aitch said...

I heard the term cunt punt recently. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

BLUE said...

cunt punt came from that crazy sorority letter chick

BLUE said...

I don't consider once a week a "heavy user"

i'd consider them a frequent customer

BLUE said...

or a regular customer


every 2 or 3 days...that's a heavy user

BLUE said...

and at 230, meiz is probably one of the lightest mcdonalds visitors in wisconsin

Stelio said...

open to interpretation

Meiz said...

"and at 230, meiz is probably one of the lightest mcdonalds visitors in wisconsin"

220

Meiz said...

"open to interpretation"

Not really, since McDonalds has specific guidelines and names for their targets.

Stelio said...

Not really, since McDonalds has specific guidelines and names for their targets.


My comment was I would figure that having BEAST once a week is a heavy user
I'm allowed to interpret it how I view it. ergo, shut it

tem said...

i've noticed that lots of people order their drinks "light ice" lately at mcdonalds.

tem said...

and then they type it in and it comes up on the screen saying light ice. i guess that is a legit thing to order.

tem said...

makes sense because the BEAST fucking fills that cup with ice.

Stelio said...

mcdonalds here has a soda machine where you fill up your own cups.

Unless you're talking about drive-thru

tem said...

i was talking about inside.

some of our BEASTs don't have the do it yourself drink machine.

tem said...

especially the ones between temhio and wava.

those ones haven't been updated since like 1984.

Stelio said...

I always order light ice when I get a cold drink from starbucks

Vice Presidente said...

"I would figure that having BEAST once a week is a heavy user"

negative if the POS (point of sale) is less than the average POS (point of sale)

you go in there and spend $3.50

that aint a heavey user

Vice Presidente said...

imo

BLUE said...

classy

Vice Presidente said...

"All of the time. I can add it to my memoirs."

summitt 5

Vice Presidente said...

classy

i aint saying she a gold digger

Stelio said...

negative if the POS (point of sale) is less than the average POS (point of sale)

you go in there and spend $3.50



1) Thanks for explaining POS twice

b)If the average person goes in there and spends $7 per POS (the rapper), but they only go once a month on average, then mize is spending more than the average customer

Stelio said...

but what do I know. I'm a moron

tem said...

and a bully.


STELIO......STELIO KONTOS

Stelio said...

Scott Kazmir is still alive?

tem said...

yeah you didn't finish the job.

tem said...

#doesn'ttakehisworkseriously

Meiz said...

"I always order light ice when I get a cold drink from starbucks"


I have never visited a Starbucks.

BLUE said...

shocking

tem said...

the top tren on yahoo! is "megan fox trampoline"


umm yes please

Stelio said...

ha

tem said...

*trend

Vice Presidente said...

"b)If the average person goes in there and spends $7 per POS (the rapper), but they only go once a month on average, then mize is spending more than the average customer"

agree, math is fun!

neither are a heavy user though

which i think was the question kevin

Vice Presidente said...

fucking yahoo

how do they get traffic to thier site when all of there information is always a day or two behind

BLUE said...

by being awesome

Stelio said...

neither are a heavy user though

which i think was the question kevin



True. But your comment said that because his average POS is < the average POS he wouldn't be a heavy user. Which isn't true.

tem said...

they get traffic with proper grammar and spelling.

tem said...

"But your comment said that because his average POS is < the average POS he wouldn't be a heavy user. Which isn't true."


it might be. you don't know what defines a heavy user, so you don't know if this is true or not.

tem said...

i think i own 4 shares of the BEAST. I can probably make a call and find out the answer.

i'll just call up HQ.

tem said...

powerball and magamillions are both getting high. someone win.

Stelio said...

i think i own 4 shares of the BEAST. I can probably make a call and find out the answer.



You won't, though

tem said...

Fastest-rising names for boys in 2012
1. Major
2. Gael
3. Jase
4. Messiah
5. Brantley
6. Iker
7. King
8. Rory
9. Ari
10. Maverick



Maverick would be great.

BLUE said...

major...perfect for tem

Stelio said...

haha

tem said...

oddly enough those 10 names would seem to be some good names for a dog.

Stelio said...

the fuck is Jase

tem said...

a cocker spaniel

tem said...

or a yorkie

tem said...

King is a great dane.

Major would be a lab of some color.

Maverick sounds like a german shephard or a huskie.

Iker is a bulldog.

Brantley is a daschaund or a basset hound.

tem said...

"If you want to see which kids will grow up to be the most successful adults, visit their second-grade classroom, new research suggests.

A study by researchers at the University of Edinburgh in Scotland discovered that math and reading ability at age 7 are linked with socioeconomic status several decades later. "


so after 7 years you pretty much know what you got.

Stelio said...

ironically, LP's grammar level is 2nd grade.

Vice Presidente said...

all those names are gay

Vice Presidente said...

your face is 2nd grade

tem said...

"all those names are gay"

they are the top rising names. sounds like them gays are gonna take over.

tem said...

you better start acting gay so as to blend in with the future generation.

Meiz said...

"the fuck is Jase"

I actually think I like Jase

tem said...

i don't even know how to pronounce Jase.

tem said...

Jah See?

Jay Zee?

Jass?

Meiz said...

Jayse

Meiz said...

The J-A-S part of Jason.

Meiz said...

Like Jase Robertson

tem said...

j-ace

Vice Presidente said...

just remember you are naming a man or a woman not a baby

Vice Presidente said...

i'm old school there are like 10 names we ever spoke about and all of them were traditional

tem said...

we already have ours picked out.

Vice Presidente said...

good better not be fucking weird

tem said...

they are all grease 2 characters.

michael
stephanie
goose
frenchie
i could write any name here and you wouldn't know if it was a grease 2 name or not.

tem said...

stephanie would be hilarity because that is exfemtem's name.

Stelio said...

i'm old school there are like 10 names we ever spoke about and all of them were traditional



Geppetto

Stelio said...

we already have ours picked out.



We don't have a girl name yet.
cmk keeps hounding me about Caroline, but everyone who knows how yahuge of a Neil Diamond fan she is, so that shit won't fly. She's trying to tell me that has nothing to do with. She cray

Meiz said...

"cmk keeps hounding me about Caroline, but everyone who knows how yahuge of a Neil Diamond fan she is, so that shit won't fly."


Her family's gotta be the whitest family I've ever seen.

NS

Meiz said...

Not single soul, funk, or R&B album in the family record collection.

Vice Presidente said...

Caroline

no bro
no

Vice Presidente said...

"We don't have a girl name yet."

what do YOU want

Meiz said...

When I was young & assumed I'd have a son, his name was going to be Christopher Paul. Still would be if I come across that financial windfall.

Meiz said...

A good strong Catholic name

Meiz said...

I got money that says Packer has a kid named Jeremy

Meiz said...

Or Gaelin

Vice Presidente said...

"Still would be if I come across that financial windfall."

so money is stopping you

hilarity

Meiz said...

Money absolutely prevents me from wanting to be in a relationship and/or have a kid.

BLUE said...

one of the tenents of LOV,

"never let money stop you from procreating"

BLUE said...

tenets?

tenats

tents?

BLUE said...

stent?

BLUE said...

stint

tem said...

caroline song is about raping a 13yr old. good choice cmk.

BLUE said...

O:FB

Meiz said...

"caroline song is about raping a 13yr old. good choice cmk."

I chose not to play this card. Tem said fuck it. Boba Chicken applauds you.

tem said...

man this cleveland shit is wacky.

multiple miscarriages...one real birth....that kid dead??

BLUE said...

you could name her Diamond

BLUE said...

that doesn't sound like a stripper name or anything

tem said...

it doesn't sound like a stripper name, it is a straight up porn name.

BLUE said...

I will suggest Farrah for keith

Vice Presidente said...

fucking stripper names

Meiz said...

I suggest Jungle. Or Boreal Forest.

tem said...

Scarlett Grace should be what he goes with.

BLUE said...

Caroline Kennedy

Meiz said...

Yuniesky

Stelio said...

Money absolutely prevents me from wanting to be in a relationship and/or have a kid.


Mize also is too much into mize to have a relationship or a kid. WADR

Meiz said...

No offense taken. It's true.

Stelio said...

Two passengers went overboard while a Carnival cruise ship was sailing off the east coast of Australia, officials said on Thursday.
A vast area of sea was being scoured by aircraft and boats in an attempt to find the missing 30-year-old man and  26-year-old woman.
They were reported missing when the Carnival Spirit docked at Sydney Overseas Passenger Terminal at 11:30 a.m. Thursday local time (9:30 p.m. Wednesday ET) after 10 days at sea, New South Wales Police said in a statement.
Police said surveillance camera footage determined the two missing people went overboard at about 8:50 p.m. Wednesday local time (6:50 a.m. ET Wednesday), more than 14 hours before the alarm was raised.




Fucking Carnival

BLUE said...

that's why I don't go on cruises...too easy to fall off

Stelio said...

I feel the same way about wagons


/LP

Stelio said...

Mize
Breer's/Reds bet? Reds sweep, I win. Reds win 2/3, no payoff. Breer's win the series, you win.

BLUE said...

that's not standard

Stelio said...

That's why I didn't say "mize, Reds/Breer's standard bet?"

BLUE said...

you and your zaniness

Stelio said...

Mize wouldn't make a standard bet

Meiz said...

"Breer's/Reds bet? Reds sweep, I win. Reds win 2/3, no payoff. Breer's win the series, you win."

Sure

tem said...

"that's why I don't go on cruises...too easy to fall off"


you have to try to fall off.

BLUE said...

"you have to try to fall off."

or be pushed

Meiz said...

Buddy of mine got walked out of his job yesterday because he refused to cancel his vacation at the end of the month that he had already sunk over a grand in. And he's a groomsman in the weeding the vaca is based around.

That blows.

Meiz said...

*wedding

BLUE said...

shoulda got the time approved before he spent the money

BLUE said...

honestly, that doesn't sound like a very cool place to work anyway

Vice Presidente said...

sounds like a great place to work

s

Vice Presidente said...

DOUBLE DRAGON

Meiz said...

"shoulda got the time approved before he spent the money"

He did. That's the yuge problem.

BLUE said...

well, that's super shitty then

BLUE said...

that's what we, in the biz, like to call a dick move

tem said...

"Buddy of mine got walked out of his job yesterday because he refused to cancel his vacation at the end of the month that he had already sunk over a grand in."

what's the job? maybe you should apply for the opening.

tem said...

then after about 3 days you can tell us how shitty the guy before you was at the job.

Meiz said...

Funny part though, he got a new job the same day he got canned.

Meiz said...

"what's the job? maybe you should apply for the opening."


I'm not qualified to manage a car dealership.

Meiz said...

"then after about 3 days you can tell us how shitty the guy before you was at the job."

Not my fault I piss excellence.

tem said...

"Funny part though, he got a new job the same day he got canned."

i hope they approve of his vacation.

tem said...

"I'm not qualified to manage a car dealership."

i think you are.

Meiz said...

"i think you are."

Thank you. Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?

tem said...

the newsletter is invite only.

Vice Presidente said...

"I'm not qualified to manage a car dealership."

piece of cake

tem said...

and the chicken is boba fett entertains me. perhaps you will get an invite.

Vice Presidente said...

aitch can run that shit

Aitch said...

I know 2 girls named Caroline. One is fast and nasty. The other is hot with fake tits. Both are bitches, though. I say stay away from the name.

Vice Presidente said...

i just hate the name carol and you know people will shorten it up

BLUE said...

knowing people with the name you want to name your kid is the worst


my wife wanted Claire..i couldn't get past the fact that I knew a Claire chick in college that was a total bitch, and ugly as hell

BLUE said...

go with Amy or Jennifer

nobody names their kids that anymore

Aitch said...

EP, last call for a name/pic.

Meiz said...

El Pad

BLUE said...

rockies game in rain delay...take that CC sabathia

Vice Presidente said...

"EP, last call for a name/pic."

fucking tem

ok give me a moment

Vice Presidente said...

<a href="http://scm-l3.technorati.com/10/02/28/10049/grimace.jpg>H Want Portugese Style</a>

does that name fit, let me know

Vice Presidente said...

dammit

Vice Presidente said...

pic

Vice Presidente said...

name is

H Want Portugese Style

tem said...

"fucking tem"

what?

H Want Portugese Style said...

Testing

H Want Portugese Style said...

h.. h.. h.. h want Portuguese style..

heeeeey, sexy lady

h.. h.. h.. h want Portuguese style..

H Want Portugese Style said...

""fucking tem"

what?"

First time I asked for a name/pic EP deferred to you.

Stelio said...

my wife wanted Claire..i couldn't get past the fact that I knew a Claire chick in college that was a total bitch, and ugly as hell



Claire is a 90 year old

Stelio said...

Tem, I was disappointed there were no boobie pads on the baby registry

BLUE said...

"Tem, I was disappointed there were no boobie pads on the baby registry"

you looked at the wrong registry

Stelio said...

I looked at bolth

tem said...

there were, someone bought them.

tem said...

one of her pharmacy friends bought them awhile ago.

Stelio said...

Oic

Vice Presidente said...

gonna break my moms heart tonight

should go over well

Meiz said...

I gotta mail out Mothers day cards. Oops.

Vice Presidente said...

i'm getting fucking destroyed tonight

true story

Vice Presidente said...

piece

BLUE said...

"I gotta mail out Mothers day cards. Oops."

doesn't your moms live like a block away.

aren't you going to see her on sunday?

BLUE said...

moms eat free at hooters this weekend

Meiz said...

"aren't you going to see her on sunday?"

I'll stop over to drop off the card. She just likes to be left the fuck alone on her holidays.

Also, I have grandmothers, tard.

Stelio said...

Wall

H Want Portugese Style said...

Wall

Meiz said...

I feel like there's something I should be doing.

Meiz said...

I got a shoutout on a popular Brewers blog for my hatred of Voldemort yesterday. It was a shining moment.

ToddPacker said...

"I got money that says Packer has a kid named Jeremy"

negative, sotp has the same first name as your favorite jew

Stelio said...

I like that LP misspells Portuguese is H's name

Stelio said...

Dan Packer?

Meiz said...

"negative, sotp has the same first name as your favorite jew"

Excellent

Stelio said...

*in H's name

H Want Portugese Style said...

He did. Makes it all the better.

H Want Portugese Style said...

I did that on purpose!

/EP

Stelio said...

Yep

Stelio said...

Bold

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