Monday, May 13, 2013

Head On A Swivel

164 comments:

Vice Presidente said...

ha teabagged

Vice Presidente said...

we would do that hangin out walking around we'd dunk on the traffic signs

Vice Presidente said...

good ol days

not a care in the world

BLUE said...

"we would do that hangin out walking around we'd dunk on the traffic signs"

who gave you a boost?

Vice Presidente said...

my calves

Vice Presidente said...

BEAST

Vice Presidente said...

wall

Vice Presidente said...

slow death here at LOV

Ron gives mize a boner said...

enforced it

Ron gives mize a boner said...

Sleeping through winter is hibernation, while sleeping through summer is estivation.

H Want Portugese Style said...

I think Keith may have chased Weizel away for good.

Ron gives mize a boner said...

such a baby. You can't even see the fucking picture on this

BLUE said...

that's a pretty good weekend slapper

Ron gives mize a boner said...

not sure what you guys are talking about

/LP

BLUE said...

keith is an internet bully

BLUE said...

and meiz is an internet tough guy

Vice Presidente said...

i guess i'll go read it

Ron gives mize a boner said...

keith is an internet bully



I gave him a name/pic for a bet he lost

tem said...

now i have to go read shit?

Vice Presidente said...

i read it dont waste your time

BLUE said...

I didn't say being an internet bully is a bad thing

I bullied meiz into a name/pic change for a bet

Ron gives mize a boner said...

wall

Vice Presidente said...

i have a case of the Monday's

Ron gives mize a boner said...

Titus Young seems like a good guy

BLUE said...

he was suspended for a year at Boise State for being a douchebag too

BLUE said...

Sergio dropping two in the water was hilarity

BLUE said...

Sergio: I'm one stroke behind, I know I can catch this asshole. I may as well hit PW into the wind right at the flagstick


Sergio: ah shit, that's funny right there

BLUE said...

lets try it again and hope we get a different result


nope

damn

Vice Presidente said...

was he trying to fight Tiger or something

tiger was like nigga please
or something like that

BLUE said...

Sergio to caddy: remember in tin cup when he made that awesome shot at the end, i'm gonna do that.

Ron gives mize a boner said...

Sergio dropping two in the water was hilarity



^^^^^^

Then him hitting into the water on 18 iced it

BLUE said...

If you watch the video of when tiger shot, I understand why Sergio might be pissed from the noise.

but look at where Tiger is, nfw he could see Sergio over there, so he has to rely on other people to tell him when to hit.

Maybe if Sergio didn't take an hour to swing once he addresses the ball it wouldn't have been a problem

BLUE said...

"Then him hitting into the water on 18 iced it"

that one was just awful...

Ron gives mize a boner said...

And the noise happened while Sergio was standing over the ball, not even during his swing. So step away and readdress it

BLUE said...

last shot on 18 for tiger...he smacks the shit out of it, and just starts walking toward the green while the ball is still in the air...he knew it was good

that's the tiger I remember

Ron gives mize a boner said...

that one was just awful...



Like Tiger's on 14 or 15

Ron gives mize a boner said...

last shot on 18 for tiger...he smacks the shit out of it, and just starts walking toward the green while the ball is still in the air...he knew it was good

that's the tiger I remember




And then he goes and bangs the little blonde chick in the scorer's clubhouse

BLUE said...

"And then he goes and bangs the little blonde chick in the scorer's clubhouse"

you sound like a women*


Lindsay vonn was there to be banged

Ron gives mize a boner said...

yeah that's who I was talking about

BLUE said...

oh, right...thought you meant the perkins waitress

Ron gives mize a boner said...

wall

tem said...

Is keith using the pic he wanted meiz to use?

Ron gives mize a boner said...

That North America show that is starting on Discovery channel next week looks suite

Ron gives mize a boner said...

Is keith using the pic he wanted meiz to use?



Yeah, I'm effectively saying I don't want to meet mize in a dark alley

tem said...

Meiz should use a pic you hate. Maybe photoshop something up.

Ron gives mize a boner said...

Mize lost the bet, not me

Ron gives mize a boner said...

If you lose a bet, you should expect to get a name/pic that you don't want.

Vice Presidente said...

yeah i walked around with a weasel for a week and it killed me

hated it

Vice Presidente said...

meiz stop acting like a cunt

tem said...

I guess the pic crosses the line for him. Just like if I photoshopped a pic of bgas fornicating with a horse you might not use that pic all week. I dunno.

tem said...

Worst part is that it too small to even tell what it is.

tem said...

Who is Ron?

Ron gives mize a boner said...

I guess the pic crosses the line for him.


Come on, tem

Vice Presidente said...

"I guess the pic crosses the line for him. Just like if I photoshopped a pic of bgas fornicating with a horse you might not use that pic all week."

that is a poor example

that man lying on the floor with a broken leg is not related to keef

Vice Presidente said...

keef is being an ashole*

i dont know why meiz is shocked by this

irony of it all is meiz doesnt bet normally

Vice Presidente said...

keef

meant meiz

Vice Presidente said...

not related to meiz

tem said...

Its not my fault meiz has a wierd line.

Ron gives mize a boner said...

Who is Ron?




Runnin' Ron Roenicke

Ron gives mize a boner said...

keef is being an ashole*



How so?

Ron gives mize a boner said...

Some motherfucker back in the day had to use a pic of harry potter's dong. How am I being an as.hole with this?

Vice Presidente said...

"keef is being an ashole*



How so?"

you knew he'd hate this but you did it anyway - you in a nutshell

i applaud it, using ashole as an endearing term in this case

Vice Presidente said...

ballbuster = ashole

tem said...

It is assholeish.....but that is the point.

BLUE said...

meiz is lucky i'm not coming to cedarburg anytime soon, or i'd have to kick his ass

Vice Presidente said...

no more Angus third pounders at BEAST

here is why

"There will be three new Quarter Pounder varieties but with a bit of a difference. We’re going to take most popular builds from the Angus line—the Deluxe [American cheese, tomato, fresh leaf lettuce, red onion, crinkle-cut pickles, mayo and mustard] and the Bacon & Cheese [American cheese, bacon, red onion, crinkle-cut pickles, ketchup and mustard]—and put them on the Quarter Pounder brand. We’ll create a third, new flavor—Habanero Ranch [with white Cheddar, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and habanero ranch sauce when tested]—that will round out the entire Quarter Pounder line. The three new flavors will be served on bakery-style buns."

They will be new quarter pounders.

BEAST

Vice Presidente said...

It is assholeish.....but that is the point.


yes

Vice Presidente said...

I want to add that we are bringing a great new bacon into our restaurants. It’s new thick-cut, applewood-smoked bacon that will be on a couple of the Quarter Pounder builds [Bacon & Cheese and Habanero Ranch], which makes for a great eating experience.

hell yes

Vice Presidente said...

BEAST

Vice Presidente said...

what a way to re-energize a great brand like the Quarter Pounder which I believe is the #2 burger ordered behind the beloved Big Mac

Vice Presidente said...

those mcd execs are geniuses

Ron gives mize a boner said...

Thick cut bacon is the only way to go

tem said...

They lost cash on the angus stuff....unBEASTlike

Vice Presidente said...

When Fallon takes the Leno slot, Seth Meyers will take Fallon slot

which IMO is dumb, you sort fo what a contrast in that spot

those guys to me are the same

Vice Presidente said...

i am not the rapiest, i am a perverted horny bastard but so is aitch and when combined with pure anger that is essentially a rapist

aitch because of his anger should #1

Vice Presidente said...

i rest my case

BLUE said...

don't know how I ended up 3rd on that list


keith seems rapier than me

Ron gives mize a boner said...

Lorne is going to be executive producer for bolth* those shows, too

Ron gives mize a boner said...

keith seems rapier than me



You've effectively said you don't want to meet me in person

Vice Presidente said...

lollerskates

Vice Presidente said...

Lorne is going to be executive producer for bolth* those shows, too

CASH

Ron gives mize a boner said...

SNL with Kristin Wiig was kinda weak sauce this weekend

Vice Presidente said...

Taco Bell Is Testing A Waffle Taco For Its Breakfast Menu


Ron gives mize a boner said...

Taco Bell Is Testing A Waffle Taco For Its Breakfast Menu



yuck

BLUE said...

why not just make breakfast burritos

BLUE said...

start there

BLUE said...

"You've effectively said you don't want to meet me in person"


doesn't matter, the next summit is H and meiz

Vice Presidente said...

yuck

McGriddles are similar and they are bombsauce

BLUE said...

mcgriddles aren't waffles, they're pancakes, with gooey awesomness

Ron gives mize a boner said...

McGriddles are bombsauce. But TB is no BEAST

BLUE said...

keith makes a good point

I was about to say something similar

when was the last time that tacobell made something new that was bombsauce

and don't give me no doritos locos crap

Vice Presidente said...

dude the doritos loco taco was one of the biggest fast food invention of all time

i think they sold like a billion of them or something

astronomical

Vice Presidente said...

the Chalupa previously I'd say

BLUE said...

they didn't "invent" anything, they put flavor on a shell of something they had already invented

BLUE said...

"the Chalupa previously I'd say"

I will give you the chalupa, or the double decker taco

those were like 15 years ago

Ron gives mize a boner said...

Double decker taco is delicious

BLUE said...

cantina bowl - flop
Grilled burrito - flop
something else - flop

BLUE said...

I haven't been to TB in a minute though.

I've heard that some markets have some dollar menu thing that are awesome

BLUE said...

freak

bet on the cubs/rockies series?

Ron gives mize a boner said...

they have a chicken wrap thing on the dollar menu which is pretty good

Ron gives mize a boner said...

TB old faithful for me is the mexican pizza

H Want Portugese Style said...

"They didn't "invent" anything, they put flavor on a shell of something they had already invented"

Was the article about that linked here? Took them like 3 years to get it right.

H Want Portugese Style said...

"'ve heard that some markets have some dollar menu thing that are awesome"

Maybe you're thinking of the loaded grillers?

H Want Portugese Style said...

"I am not the rapiest, i am a perverted horny bastard but so is aitch and when combined with pure anger that is essentially a rapist"

Did I miss something? Was there a rapiest ranking?

BLUE said...

informal summit poll had

eP
H
Blue

top 3 beth rapists

H Want Portugese Style said...

I shouldn't be on that list. You can't rape the willing

Vice Presidente said...

but you can rape the unconcious

Ron gives mize a boner said...

LP seems like inappropriately touching woman* guy, moreso than anyone else here

BLUE said...

who defines appropriate?

Ron gives mize a boner said...

How about, LP seems like the most handsiest dude here.

Vice Presidente said...

"LP seems like inappropriately touching woman* guy, moreso than anyone else here"

you mean by accident?

Ron gives mize a boner said...

do you touch a lot of woman* on "accident"?

Vice Presidente said...

no but i could if i want to

Vice Presidente said...

i'm only a mental creep

Ron gives mize a boner said...

oic

Vice Presidente said...

wall piece

Ron gives mize a boner said...

Wall

tem said...

Keith did run meiz off

ToddPacker said...

nice bruins win, h

H Want Portugese Style said...

Thanks, TP. What an amazing game. I know people hate hockey here, but nothing beats an overtime game 7. Woooooo!

Vice Presidente said...

it's tuesday asshole

BLUE said...

Angelina jolie cut her tits off?

Vice Presidente said...

yes

Vice Presidente said...

what happens after do you get like replacement ones?

BLUE said...

some women do, some don't

i'm guessing she will because they are essential to her job

BLUE said...

people always thought Brad Pitt was a little bit gay, maybe that's why he made her chop off her tits

Vice Presidente said...

it's raining shit in wash DC I noticed

Vice Presidente said...

apprantely her dr. said she was getting breast cancer, like 87% chance

BLUE said...

"apprantely her dr. said she was getting breast cancer, like 87% chance"

so she didn't care about using her money and fundraising to find a cure, she just cut them out

BLUE said...

susan g komen would be pissed

Vice Presidente said...

fuck her

H Want Portugese Style said...

"what happens after do you get like replacement ones?"

A friend of mine did this and more runs a charity based around it. Basically, because of family history, she has a 90% chance of developing breast cancer. So she had a double mastectomy and then had implants out in. More her charity provides funds for high risk women to do the same.

I don't know the details of Angelina cutting hers off. Was it a similar situation?

Vice Presidente said...

yeah i just said she had a 87% chance of getting it

BLUE said...

So there was a chance she wouldn't get it though

H Want Portugese Style said...

I should have kept scrolling

BLUE said...

aja

my aunt had the same thing, chopped hers off when she was like 30 or so...I don't think she ever got implants though, just some falsies or some shit..

I don't know, I don't discuss these types of things with my aunt

Vice Presidente said...

are we betting on this series H?

H Want Portugese Style said...

Isn't that LoV SOP?

Vice Presidente said...

um yeah but usually not for hockey

BLUE said...

"He didn't ask us nothing," marshal Gary Anderson said Sunday, according to a report by Sports Illustrated. "We didn't say nothing. We're told not to talk to the players."

bullshit, you see him in the video pointing over towards Garcia, obviously gesturing to someone...

BLUE said...

I want a Tesla so bad.

the finance guy in me says that's a dumb idea to spend that kind of money on a car

and cmblue is not a fan

BLUE said...

they have a "showroom" in our local mall, and I go in there everytime we're there. The car is so fricken awesome

H Want Portugese Style said...

"I want a Tesla so bad."

Why?

"the finance guy in me says that's a dumb idea to spend that kind of money on a car"

How much is it?

"and cmblue is not a fan"

Trade her in for a newer model.

BLUE said...

"Why?"

see above

"How much is it?"

too much, they start at like 58K, but more than likely would be in the 75-85k range

H Want Portugese Style said...

"um yeah but usually not for hockey"

That's because only like 4 or 5 of us even live in a city where there is a hockey team. So it's rare that it comes up

BLUE said...

my argument has been that i'd save a ton of money on not having to buy gas, probably $350 a month. So that gets me about 1/3rd of the way to the payment

BLUE said...

"That's because only like 4 or 5 of us even live in a city where there is a hockey team. So it's rare that it comes up "

yeah and one of us lives in a city where the hockey team is awful

H Want Portugese Style said...

"75-85k range"

I thought you were ballin'? I bet you have that much just sitting in the cracks of your couch.

(S)

Vice Presidente said...

what the model S?

BLUE said...

"what the model S?"

that's the only thing you can buy anymore, they discontinued the little sporty one

H Want Portugese Style said...

"my argument has been that i'd save a ton of money on not having to buy gas, probably $350 a month"

With the electric cars, though, I've always wondered how much your electric bill spikes.

NS

Vice Presidente said...

wait for the bluestar

will be affordable

Vice Presidente said...

that stock has been a hot issue this past week or so

H Want Portugese Style said...

"that's the only thing you can buy anymore, they discontinued the little sporty one"

Get a used one

Vice Presidente said...

With the electric cars, though, I've always wondered how much your electric bill spikes.

NS


by about $400-600 a year

still 1/3 of the cost of gas per year

you can reduce that by using the free supercharger stations and parking in electric car friendly areas if possible

BLUE said...

"With the electric cars, though, I've always wondered how much your electric bill spikes."

I know, I did the math a few months ago.

Basically using electricity for a chevy volt came out to the equivalent of .40/gallon of gas

BLUE said...

so once I got the Tesla, then I'd want to get solar panels for the house

H Want Portugese Style said...

Oh cool. I didn't think it would be as much as gas. Just never actually looked into it.

H Want Portugese Style said...

Model S reminds me a bit of an Aston Martin DB9

BLUE said...

"Model S reminds me a bit of an Aston Martin DB9"

yes, except not some limey british car

Vice Presidente said...

My own process began on Feb. 2 with a procedure known as a “nipple delay,” which rules out disease in the breast ducts behind the nipple and draws extra blood flow to the area. This causes some pain and a lot of bruising, but it increases the chance of saving the nipple.

Two weeks later I had the major surgery, where the breast tissue is removed and temporary fillers are put in place. The operation can take eight hours. You wake up with drain tubes and expanders in your breasts. It does feel like a scene out of a science-fiction film. But days after surgery you can be back to a normal life.

Nine weeks later, the final surgery is completed with the reconstruction of the breasts with an implant. There have been many advances in this procedure in the last few years, and the results can be beautiful.


and there you have it

BLUE said...

I wonder if that's covered under insurance

tem said...

sorry. tps hit me hard. soon post will be up.

tem said...

go

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