Friday, May 24, 2013

He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting light bulb.

I hate chalk.

Happy Fast & Furois Friday. 
Remember when Vin Diesel scoffed at doing more Fast & Furious's?  That was cute. 

30 for 30's are great.

Pacer fans are weird.

I don't want to rush life but how swell do you think Grandchildren are?  Must be cool.

I don't wear pink shirts.  Just FYI.  Not even on vacation.

Can't wait until all your kids arrive.
God Bless.

Ricotta is magic.

189 comments:

tem said...

I dislike 30 for 30s. They are too preachy...telling me how to feel about something. Remind me too much of Outside The Lines.

Can't Catch A Break said...

they are great documentaries

H Want Portugese Style said...

Saving Private Ryan

BLUE said...

he went on to write a great movie about Boston

BLUE said...

or, he became the ultimate weapon


or, he bought a zoo

BLUE said...

so I guess saving him was worth it

Can't Catch A Break said...

he also french kissed michael douglas

i say he should have been left to die

BLUE said...

you watch different movies than me

Keef said...

You don't watch porn?

Can't Catch A Break said...

you dont see the movie on HBO he has coming out?

Liberace

dont act

Can't Catch A Break said...

bluebagger

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Liberace was from Milwaukee

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Tem. Joke?

BLUE said...

"you dont see the movie on HBO he has coming out?"

I don't have HBO anymore

BLUE said...

"Tem. Joke?"

i'm intrigued by the joke

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"i'm intrigued by the joke"






My sister is 14+ weeks pregnant.

BLUE said...

is that the punchline?

Jugdish said...

congrats uncle mize!

Can't Catch A Break said...

"I don't have HBO anymore"

fucking rich people

Can't Catch A Break said...

"My sister is 14+ weeks pregnant."

uncle andy is hilarity

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"is that the punchline?"

And the setup

Keef said...

LP, your next name/pic is That was awesome!

Keef said...

My sister is 14+ weeks pregnant.



Are you the father?

(S)

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I'll send you guys a picture her loser boyfriend posted on FB this week

Can't Catch A Break said...

thats gay keef

Can't Catch A Break said...

i dont have facebook

hope he is black

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

My family's going to dislike me even more if they force me to comment on this.

That was awesome said...

easy killer

at the end of the day, nobody hates a new baby

Keef said...

thats gay keef



ok

That was awesome said...

sorry my post was crap, i had work last night later and i only had a couple of beers

if i would have posted on tuesday shit would have been laced with gems

Jugdish said...

thats gay keef


you can't say things are gay anymore...society doesn't like it

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"at the end of the day, nobody hates a new baby"

I want nothing to do with anybody's kids.

That was awesome said...

to each his own

Jugdish said...

nephews and nieces are cool

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"nephews and nieces are cool"

Like having a test kid! Yay!


S

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

But really, I'm going to take great joy in telling her no for every favor she asks.

Keef said...

fucking grump

Jugdish said...

But really, I'm going to take great joy in telling her no for every favor she asks.


no

/cmblue

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

The one thing in the world she never wanted. Welp, she's getting one now.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

At least I restrained myself from asking if it was too late to miscarry.

Jugdish said...

im getting a sense that mize is not happy about this

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

But, whatever.

Jugdish said...

so what's the initial reaction of the snoop weed smoking guy...he gonna stick around?

BLUE said...

this is why I don't have sex


/meiz

That was awesome said...

i dont see mine often enough but no matter what my dumbass sister does or her retard of a husband does i dont stop thinking about them

That was awesome said...

i got a soft spot for kids

BLUE said...

"so what's the initial reaction of the snoop weed smoking guy...he gonna stick around?"


damn

/snoop guy

BLUE said...

snoop a loop

Jugdish said...

bring your green hat

Keef said...

The one thing in the world she never wanted. Welp, she's getting one now.



Should have done it in the butt

/LP

BLUE said...

"Should have done it in the butt"

/Farrah abraham

Keef said...

ha

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"so what's the initial reaction of the snoop weed smoking guy...he gonna stick around?"

Don't know, don't care. To quote myself, it's not my problem.

BLUE said...

teach that kid to ice fish

Keef said...

mize is really trying hard to convince hisself that he doesn't care about this

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I don't know what to think. I've never been more disappointed in anything in my life before.

BLUE said...

happened to my sister earlier this year...I was supportive even though I disagreed with her.

she miscarried though

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I'm staying as far away as I can.

Keef said...

she miscarried though



::crossing fingers::

/mize

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

wall

H Want Portugese Style said...

Meiz is stone cold

BLUE said...

stone cone

Jugdish said...

Uncle Meiz is stone cold



fixed

That was awesome said...

i dont care for provolone cheese

Keef said...

your* crazy

H Want Portugese Style said...

I'd say he's gonna end up doing that kid, but we all knew he's too cheap/broke for that

Keef said...

gross

That was awesome said...

melted is ok

BLUE said...

I hate ricotta cheese

Keef said...

I think H just effectively said he doesn't ever want to see mize in person again

Keef said...

i hate goat cheese

tem said...

i don't understand the joke.

i don't understand the snoop text.

it is a bad day for me.

tem said...

i can barely figure out who has the pregnant sister.

Keef said...

your sister in law

tem said...

that's true. for now.

tem said...

i guess yours too.

That was awesome said...

This is big: Universal Studios announced that it will be expanding the area around The Simpsons Ride at its Universal Orlando Resort in Florida into a full-on Springfield replica this Summer. This means aside from the rides, it will feature actual restaurants and foods straight from The Simpsons.

Visitors will be able to get "Krusty-certified meat sandwich[es]" from a Krusty Burger, doughnuts from Lard Lad and beer at the Duff Brewery (which was brewed exclusively for the theme park). There will also be a Moe's Tavern. And in addition, a Cletus' Chicken Shack, The Frying Dutchman, Luigi's Pizza, and a Kwik-E-Mart (hopefully they will serve Skittlebrau‎).


dats cool

tem said...

any tomacco?

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Dammit, I'm still hungry. Marie Callendar's alfredo didn't do the job.

Keef said...

Amanda Bynes is a mess.



But that wouldn't stop me

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I'd have to turn Bynes down, at this point. You see that pic of her in court?

BLUE said...

i'm still hitting it

That was awesome said...

ALL DAY

BLUE said...

looks like she had some implants too, they're nice

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

You plan on throwing a paper bag over her head for this?

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Full body condom?

BLUE said...

nope

nope

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Man.

BLUE said...

bump it from the stump

Keef said...

I'd have to turn Bynes down, at this point. You see that pic of her in court?




1) Unnecessary comma
II) I didn't see the pic in court
C) I saw her mugshot. She's doable

BLUE said...

unnecessary coma is proper LOV

Keef said...

it's a running joke

Keef said...

kind of like your face

BLUE said...

so is your face

BLUE said...

you can't set up your own face joke


that's like pitching to yourself in beisbol

Keef said...

It's like taking fielding practice. You have to throw the ball up to yourself to hit it. Der.

BLUE said...

we aren't hitting fungos here

BLUE said...

that shit might cut it at the shamoff blog (A), or on twitter (AA) or Facebook (AAA), but this is the big leagues

Keef said...

Your face has a fungos

tem said...

dumb

Jugdish said...

you can't set up your own face joke


oh yeah??

/keef

BLUE said...

"dumb"

thanks for adding to the conversation

tem said...

you are welcome

tem said...

i kind of was worried that you wouldn't appreciate my input, but i see that fear was unfounded.

tem said...

i don't care what the rest of the internet says, you guys are OK with me.

Keef said...

You gays better NCAA this weekend

tem said...

calling me gay is no way to get me to do something.

you are effectively saying that you don't want me to play ncaa.

BLUE said...

I thought meiz quit Ncaa

Keef said...

calling me gay is no way to get me to do something.



Maybe I was talking to mize & blue

tem said...

fair enough. i will assume that you were talking to them.

Keef said...

apology accepted

tem said...

thanks. i was worried you would deny it.

tem said...

keith, UFC picks, meow

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Ken Shamrock

Keef said...

Cain, Dos Santos

That was awesome said...

Undertaker

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

If Big Show in his prime, AHIIK, is in UFC, does he ever lose? I say no.

BLUE said...

yes, because they all lose

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Except Paul Wight

That was awesome said...

yes

speed kills

That was awesome said...

gotta run

BLUE said...

hope its not just 40 yards

Keef said...

If Big Show in his prime, AHIIK, is in UFC, does he ever lose? I say no.



UFC heavyweight has a weight limit of 265

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Ah, didn't know they had a limit.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

I figured it was like wrestling where you just throw your fattest blob out there & call it super-heavyweight

Keef said...

It looks like UFC has super-heavyweight, too. But I've nerve* seen anyone fight in that class.

tem said...

big show would never win.

tem said...

well not against a real UFC guy.

if Rev and Big Show foat* in the UFC then Big Show would win.

Keef said...

Dude, Big Show lost to Rey Mysterio before. He outweighs him by like 750 lbs

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

"big show would never win."

I think late '90s Big Show smashes dudes.

Ron Is My Co-Pilot said...

Okay, I'm full of shit.

kod said...

"I don't want to rush life but how swell do you think Grandchildren are? Must be cool."


Like being an uncle, it's a great gig. You get to do all the fun stuff, and them hand them off to mom and/or dad for the crappy stuff like diaper changes or if they throw a fit or won't eat, or whatever.

plus, kids seem to always be on their best behavior around grandparents (uncles too)

I don't know if I could be a good dad, but it's sure as shit easy and awesome to be a good uncle and grandpa

Jugdish said...

mize

Keef said...

Workplace just had a surprise baby shower type thing for me. That was pretty cool. Got a shitton of diapers & whatnot.

Keef said...

and Costco cake

Keef said...

I wish we had a Costco in temhio

/tem

kod said...

congrats btw Keith!

buncha babymakers up in here, very cool

tem said...

we have one near Polaris.

Keef said...

we have one near Polaris.



I know. I told you that

Keef said...

congrats btw Keith!



Thanks kod

Keef said...

You know what would be a pretty suite baby gift?

A Joey Votto bobblehead


(S)

Keef said...

buncha babymakers up in here


yeah, pretty crazy. LP is next

Keef said...

maybe he's the one who got mize's sister pregnant

Keef said...

Remember when we were in Vegas and mize told the blackjack dealer that he'd rather kiss his sister?

Makes you wonder...

kod said...

45 days, and I finally have tv and internet.

I kind of wish I had held off on tv until September, all I really care to watch are sports, and I don't think I'm highly invested in anything enough to warrant the price until NFL season


I guess I can watch the Twins try to lose 10+ in a row, look out Astros, we're gunning for ya. '62 Mets, we'll be in touch

kod said...

You know what would be a pretty suite baby gift?

A Joey Votto bobblehead



-ha, that was good (ns). It will be four things now, ready to be shipped once the book arrives (but don't feel compelled to read it if you're not interested, ns, it can also make a good re-gift)

Keef said...

Twins are way better than the Astros

Keef said...

forget the 4 things. Next time I go to Vegas, you go along and do your slot machine wizardry and then we'll go make it rain at the spearmint rhino

kod said...

sounds like a great plan to me!

the other 2 things were like $5 anyway though, included for potential chuckles

kod said...

funny how cheap you can pick up a Marge Schott pin-up poster for these days



s

Keef said...

ha

Keef said...

does it smell like smoke & dog shit?

Jugdish said...

wall

ToddPacker said...

"does it smell like smoke & dog shit?"

hilarity

ToddPacker said...

good to see Kod is alive

kod said...

thanks tp!

it's been a wild and crazy 2013, but I'm hanging in there and charging ahead as best I can


also, a belated fuck you to your Gators

-circa march from this Gophs fan

Keef said...

good to see Kod is alive



^^^^

Keef said...

return of mize & kod. Been a good week, tater

ToddPacker said...

"also, a belated fuck you to your Gators

-circa march from this Gophs fan"


I think UM took care of that fuck you

ToddPacker said...

"return of mize & kod. Been a good week, tater"

plus iam was here recently.... we just need a zeke siting

Keef said...

Hdh

ToddPacker said...

thank you

tem said...

Zeke is not allowed to post anymore

BLUE said...

Ha, fucking bron

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

Zeke is not allowed to post anymore


he isn't even allowed on the internet

Jugdish said...

i guess since im not using the beth profile much anymore, i could go back to the zeke one

Jugdish said...

wall

H Want Portugese Style said...

Wall

Keef said...

Walk off inside the park HR is pretty suite

H Want Portugese Style said...

Yay! Bruins win the honor to lose to the Penguins!! hahaha

H Want Portugese Style said...

EP, your name/pic is I Miss Her Musk

tem said...

Yay ufc

Mike said...

Yay! Bruins win the honor to lose to the Penguins!! hahaha


xnij

Keef said...

Fucking mike

Mike said...

damn

Jugdish said...

better

Jugdish said...

overtime

Jugdish said...

i still owe h a name and pic...i should find one now

Jugdish said...

no one told the grizz the game went into overtime

Keef said...

Bigfoot sucks

kod said...

booo NASCAR, I was excited to catch some Simpsons and Bob's Burgers tonight, it's been a while

oh well, looks like Heat/Pacers will be added to the agenda

or, Blockbuster, been in there near-daily for the past couple months (loved Cloud Atlas, Safety Not Guaranteed and This is 40, hated Savages, and the rest have been ok). Trying to keep them in business, I think Bemidji may have the last one.

BLUE said...

Safety not guaranteed was very good

Keef said...

Rented Safety Not Guaranteed from redbox tonight. Nerve heard of it until today. It better not suck

Keef said...

DWade is the worse* flopper. That was awful

tem said...

Wtf is safety not guaranteed? And sid I ncaa?

Keef said...

Sundance film.


And no

Keef said...

I like ike!


/ lp

Keef said...

I don't recognize like 6 or 7 of the Mess on the field right now

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