Wednesday, May 08, 2013

Dentist

i have a dentist appointment this morning.  It means i get to take the whole day off of work

pacers did not look good in the 4th quarter, the griz did

This abduction story in temhio gets stranger and stranger.  Now it comes out that the dude's kids were like best friends with one of the chicks.  How do the kids not know he's got these women trapped in his house?  Don't they ever visit their dad?

I also like how a bunch of neighbors are now saying, yeah we called the cops a few times about that guy.  Yet there isn't any record.  Either the cleveland PD is awful (possible) or there are some neighbors really jealous of Charles Ramsey's new found fame.

"you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"  one of my favorite movie lines

I didn't see any of SNL last week with Zach Galifianakis...did I miss anything?  Oh wait, NBC will show it again because they don't have enough shows to fill out their primetime lineup.

Speaking of primetime...since when do all the shows end at different times during the year.  It's like there is a different season finale every week from February through May.

My mother in law is here for the next two weeks, it should be a blast (s)

I think I might be rooting for the warriors and stephanie curry in the playoffs now.  Warriors/Griz western conference finals would be fun.

Tiger wouldn't phone in a rules violation if he saw one.  Do you really think he watches golf during his time off?  I doubt it.  He's too busy banging chicks and being awesome. Plus he plays in the tournaments that are worth watching.  all that being said, i bet he knew he cheated on that drop, just sayin.  Normal tournaments have officials right there, and the players ask where they can place their drop...whatever.  Not sure why the masters doesn't have that.

Maybe phil jackson would be interested in coaching the nuggets



124 comments:

Meiz said...

Awesome

Tyler said...

Zach Galifianakis: only two sketches were funny.

One was him filming like a cable-access show where he wanted the guys behind the camera to heavily edit it (like he had Kenan standing in for John Hamm). Then they played the edited version later in the show (so John Hamm showed up and was shaking his hand but it Kenan's hand).

The second one was a commercial for New Balance shoes and how they are made for running, but mostly wore by fat guys in plaid shirts.

Other than that it was pretty bad. He kept blowing lines.

Vice Presidente said...

i was 3 seconds away from harrassing Jfreak's life last night on twitter (during the 30-2 4th quarter run) until i realized the knicks will lose another game or 2 *gasp* and he will retaliate

Stelio said...

Of Monsters & Men was solid, though

Vice Presidente said...

fuck those bands im over it

lumineers, mumford and sons, etc

becoming all the same now
i mean they sound the same

Aitch said...

"Other than that it was pretty bad. He kept blowing lines"

He was doing coke on live television?

S

Stelio said...

Sounding the same is alright if the sound doesn't suck

Stelio said...

A lot of music sounds the same. I bet there's other music that has sounded the same over the years and you've liked it

Vice Presidente said...

his monolouge was good

Stelio said...

his monolouge was good


yep

Aitch said...

"monolouge"

*clap, clap, clap*

Stelio said...

bgas' swim teacher is soooo hot. Want to touch the hiney

BLUE said...

That is frowned upon

Stelio said...

probably

Stelio said...

but she is not underage. Which is nice

Stelio said...

I saw the trailer for that teen mom chick's video. Her body is smokin, but her face is so beat

Aitch said...

Isn't that the case with most porn chicks?

Stelio said...

I wouldn't say most. Some

Aitch said...

At least 50/50

Aitch said...

Our maybe I'm watching the wrong porn.

Aitch said...

*Or

Meiz said...

"i was 3 seconds away from harrassing Jfreak's life last night on twitter (during the 30-2 4th quarter run)"


Talk about a whiny complainer, jeezaloo.

Stelio said...

hey, if you like to watch ugly chicks have sex...to each there* own

Meiz said...

Keith's a porn snob. Who'd have thunk it?

BLUE said...

I don't pay much attention to their faces

Vice Presidente said...

"bgas' swim teacher is soooo hot"

bgep dance teacher has the goods, want to murder her ass and finish deep inside her body

Stelio said...

Keith's a porn snob. Who'd have thunk it?



crazy huh.

Vice Presidente said...

Nuggets' Karl named NBA's Coach of Year


ahahahahahahahaaaaaa

Vice Presidente said...

matt harvey

WORK

Vice Presidente said...

Shump tore ACL, had same injury as D Rose, and is doing THIS

while rose sits

Stelio said...

"I'm calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea or as I call him 'Kim', to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose," Rodman said on Twitter.



lol

Meiz said...

"bgep dance teacher has the goods"


Dance? You city folk are weird.

ToddPacker said...

"matt harvey

WORK"

he should be 7-0.... too bad the mess suck

Meiz said...

H's phone must be sooo full of talk to text struggleface.

Vice Presidente said...

"Dance? You city folk are weird."

yea dance, like lil girls dancing

why is that weird

BLUE said...

done with the dentist...always sucks when they asks you questions with their hands and tools in your mouth

BLUE said...

yeah, little girls take dance, that's normal

BLUE said...

tractor traylor died?

Vice Presidente said...

like 2 years ago bro

Stelio said...

Dance? You city folk are weird.



cmon mize

Stelio said...

if he had said his son's dance class, that would be weird

Vice Presidente said...

would be gay not weird

BLUE said...

so it would be queer?

Aitch said...

"H's phone must be sooo full of talk to text struggleface"

Pardon?

Stelio said...

"Pardon?"


He said H's phone must be sooo full of talk to text struggleface

Meiz said...

I will continue to hold the stance that dance classes are for wackos. If you guys all married wackos, that's yours to deal with.

Aitch said...

Ok.. well when he speaks like an adult and not a teenage girl, maybe I'll understand what he means.

tem said...

"I'm calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea or as I call him 'Kim', to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose," Rodman said on Twitter.


you laugh, but if it happens we are one step closer to secretary of state Dennis Rodman...or at the very least Ambassador Rodman.

tem said...

"Dance? You city folk are weird."

every little girl goes to dance class now.

BLUE said...

I will continue to hold the stance that dance classes are for wackos. If you guys all married wackos, that's yours to deal with.

My wife isn't taking dance classes, and I'm not married to my daughter

tem said...

"I will continue to hold the stance that dance classes are for wackos. If you guys all married wackos, that's yours to deal with."

this is meiz's version of "i did that on purpose"

Vice Presidente said...

meiz is pshycho

Stelio said...

wall

Stelio said...

Ropes and chains have been found inside the Cleveland home where police say three women spent close to a decade in captivity, city officials said Wednesday.
While Public Safety Director Martin Flask said investigators haven't confirmed how the ropes and chains were used, police Chief Michael McGrath told NBC's "Today" that they were used to restrain the missing women.





That is a solid theory

Meiz said...

"this is meiz's version of "i did that on purpose""

No way. Dance class does not get a pass from me.

tem said...

damn odd story. almost 10 years and in that time not once did they even come close to getting out of there?

BLUE said...

yeah, i don't understand how noone* ever heard anything or saw anything


see something say something

tem said...

lifetime will put together a good movie about it.

maybe eddie murphy can revive his career.

Stelio said...

Dance class does not get a pass from me.


My guess is bglp's class ain't like that shit on TV with all the crazy woman*.

Vice Presidente said...

"My guess is bglp's class ain't like that shit on TV with all the crazy woman*."

this is no honey boo-boo type thing

bgep goes, learns a few dance routines, make some lil girl friends, practice said routine, perform recital end of year

over

it's simply an activity

Stelio said...

Verdict in Jodi Arias murder trial expected to be read at 1:30 p.m. .



NFW she's not guilty of 1st degree

BLUE said...

Without dance class there would be no cheerleaders in the nfl

Meiz said...

"Without dance class there would be no cheerleaders in the nfl"

They can learn in middle school.

BLUE said...

"NFW she's not guilty of 1st degree"

maybe if she'd only stabbed him 25 times, and not slit his throat, and not shot him

Meiz said...

"Verdict in Jodi Arias murder trial expected to be read at 1:30 p.m."

Nerve heard of her

Stelio said...

They can learn in middle school.



In dance class?

Stelio said...

Nerve heard of her



If only you read LOV comments last week to waste time

BLUE said...

saw an interview with one of the abducted girls moms this morning on the today show. I think it was the michelle knight one, her mom was a kook.


said the police nerve* even looked for her

Stelio said...

I think it was the michelle knight one, her mom was a kook.



Is she the one who lives in Florida and didn't even tell her son that his sister was kidnapped?

BLUE said...

i'd still give jodi arias a conjegul(sp?) visit

BLUE said...

"Is she the one who lives in Florida and didn't even tell her son that his sister was kidnapped?"

yep, that's the one

Stelio said...

i'd still give jodi arias a conjegul(sp?) visit




fo sho

Meiz said...

"In dance class?"

They have cheerleading and dance teams in middle school.

BLUE said...

no doubt that meiz is having girls when he has kids someday

Aitch said...

Meiz has to be tembagging on the dance stuff

Meiz said...

"no doubt that meiz is having girls when he has kids someday"

never

BLUE said...

"never"

you don't know, science may catchup someday allowing you to impregnate men

Meiz said...

"Meiz has to be tembagging on the dance stuff"

bgm: can I take dance lessons?

Meiz: No, no, you're far too little for baseball.

bgm: I said dance lessons

Meiz: Well, okay, maybe Tee-Ball. I'll check with the rec department on their Tee-ball leagues.

Stelio said...

God help that kid if mize ever haves one

Aitch said...

Good thing there is such a small chance of that happening.

Meiz said...

I'd require a nanny for 4 years, and I can't afford that. 0%

Stelio said...

ncaa

tem said...

"NFW she's not guilty of 1st degree"

said that of that one FL chick and she got off

tem said...

i might ncaa tonight

Stelio said...

said that of that one FL chick and she got off



True. But in this case, she admitted to killing him

Stelio said...

after she lied twice about not doing it

tem said...

don't bully the jury

Stelio said...

they already decided

BLUE said...

if they didn't want to spend another week there debating the death penalty..they decided it was 2nd degree

BLUE said...

although, i don't see how you can convict her of murder and not be 1st degree

BLUE said...

i do like that she's down with anal though

Stelio said...

doesn't the judge decide if she gets death or not?

ns

Stelio said...

she is down with a lot of freaky stuff. Kudos to her

Stelio said...

well, except for the premeditated murder part. That is bad.

BLUE said...

"doesn't the judge decide if she gets death or not?"

not from what i read...sounds like if the jury convicts her of 1st degree murder, they then have to deliberate and determine if she gets the death penalty

BLUE said...

"she is down with a lot of freaky stuff"

that's just normal tame stuff

/beth

BLUE said...

"she is down with a lot of freaky stuff"

are you calling anal freaky?

/ep

tem said...

i barely know anything about this trial or this cleveland stuff.

BLUE said...

Guilty

Vice Presidente said...

ronde barber retired

BLUE said...

1st degree

BLUE said...

She's about to fry

tem said...

fry fish? fry mozz sticks? whatta bitch gonna fry up?

BLUE said...

She didn't even wince, maybe a little

BLUE said...

No tears, it's like she didn't care

Stelio said...

she has zero emotion

Stelio said...

She's about to fry



They don't do the electric chair anymore

Meiz said...

"They don't do the electric chair anymore"

I think FL does.

"Old Sparky"

Stelio said...

in AZ

Meiz said...

Oh, I assumed this was a FL trial. That's where the crazies usually are.

Stelio said...

assumption fucked your mother up

/LP

Vice Presidente said...

dead giveaway

Stelio said...

wall

Stelio said...

Wall

Aitch said...

Wall

Vice Presidente said...

thursday asshole

Vice Presidente said...

that bulls heat game was like a 90's knicks heat game

Vice Presidente said...

golden state has dominated san antonio

lucky that shit is tied at 1

Aitch said...

New post got furloughed

BLUE said...

"that bulls heat game was like a 90's knicks heat game"

yeah, except that the heat scored 115 points

Vice Presidente said...

yeah it had no effect on them

Vice Presidente said...

back to the drawing baord thugbideau*

Vice Presidente said...

go

tem said...

go my ass

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